You find yourself in a cave, it would be impenetrably dark, if it weren't for your trusty torch.
>>33642163
Put the torch in my ass, flame first.
>>33642772
2nd
>>33642772
3rd
>>33642163
Put the torch in my ass, flame first.
>>33642772
4th
>>33642772
Do it
>inb4 op pussys out and abandons quest
>>33642817
>>33642772
>>33642811
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>>33642836
sorry, I got disinterested, and forgot about this.
Anyways, this feels unpleasant.
>>33642921
Put the dagger in my ass, blade first.
>>33642953
Your anal cavity appears to be quite the open space.
>>33642984
Double check that we're not exploring our own arse in some sort of recursive spatial loop mindfuckery. You can never be too careful.
>>33643006
You can't really check anything due to the light levels, but you do hear noises of some kind.
>>33643030
Spin around and let the light shine out of our arse to illuminate the noise-making, whatever it might be. (We can bend over and look between our legs).
>>33643061
It's a goblin.
>>33643116
Ask the goblin to surrender. Tense kegels and prepare to shit a dagger at him if he refuses.
>>33643136
This.
>>33643136
You've severely overestimated the power of your sphincter.
>>33643207
Leave the cave and find a real job.
>>33643207
WHY DIDN'T WE TRAIN FOR THIS
>>33643207
Into the goblin's cave we go! And by cave, I mean ass.
>>33643207
The goblin should kill us, we deserve it.
>>33643207
Goblin, meet my anus.
>>33643207
Eat the flame and shit a furious firestorm in the goblin's direction
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>>33643253
He wasn't very acceptant of your decision, but you managed to enter.
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>>33643298
Now find his heart and eat it!
>>33642163
Beware the Grue. It is banished by light, but its touch casts a spell of immediate death on a target. Light causes the beam screaming immediate flight-inducing pain. It is a creature of pure darkness from the first night.
Just a themely piece of lore you might care to use. I played zork too, you know.
Did we bring the torch?
>>33643298
Roll to see if this is a special goblin whose intestines we are occupying. Might be an important goblin, probably is an impotent goblin.
>>33643334
"the beam". The BEING. idiotic fingers.
>>33643305
On your way to his heart, you overshoot and go full chestburster on his sorry ass.
>>33643363
Loot his body
>>33643363
Don't goblins have regenerative abilities? Steal his eye!
>>33643376
Oh boy.
>>33643388
Only take the shield and his heart.
Swords are for losers.
Unfortunately, due to unforseen time constraints, i must stop for now.
>>33643388
Take his face as well so that one day we can go fuck his wife. Or husband. Whichever.
Anyone capable of continuing?
>>33643411
You take the heart and shield because swords are for losers. It appears the goblin's wife has come to mourn her loss, what do?
>>33643711
Rape the corpse
>>33643746
If you can get past all the blood and gore its actually not that bad. It appears the she goblin has taken the sword like a loser and plans to use it against you.
>>33643916
Well, up her ass we go.
>>33644091
Im starting to sense a pattern here. You swiftly shimmy up her ass and find a nice cozy spot, you stop to rest but it seems there is another man here with you. You greet each other. The man is quite old and seems to be stuck in the fleshy walls of this funny smelling chamber.
>>33644219
Ask him why the fuck he's here.
>>33644219
Im gonna sleep now, hopefully someone else picks up the role of storyteller.
>>33643916
kill her and use her body as well
>>33644238
Well, sure someone will!