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Jedi Apprentice Quest #9
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Last time on JAQ... boy it's been a while aint it? Holidays are fun like that, especially when you've got a buncha personal shit going on, but we aren't here to talk about me, let's talk about Zev!

Last time on JAQ Zev dabbled with the fucking dark side and also met a Jedi named Vis, who seems to be real big on meditation and all that jazz.
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>>44468103

While Renari spent most of her time yesterday training at the mats with several other apprentices, you instead chose to meditate with a fellow named Vis. He's not all that talkative, instead being the sort of fellow that more enjoys silence and relaxation, but he seems friendly enough, and even helped you out in achieving sort of an inner peace. Meditation still really isn't your strong suit but Vis could probably out meditate even one of the Masters, if that was actually a thing.

"Hey... get up sleepyhead." A voice speaks into your ear, before a sharp jab pokes at your side.

Groaning, you blink several times, trying to focus your eyes only to see Renari staring at you from her place on the bed. "We gotta get up." She says, motioning down to where your arm is curently wrapped around her side, pinning her in place beside you. Instead you simply close your eyes again and snuggle onto the pillow, figuring a few more minutes won't hurt.

"We're gonna miss breakfast Zev!"

Before Renari can even realize what's going on you're already dressed and ready to go, standing at the door and tapping your foot, staring at her. All she gives you in reply is a sigh and gets out of bed as well.

"So, what's the agenda today?"

>I wanna explore Tython a bit.
>I hear there's a Republic ship dropping by today, could be fun to check that out
>Saber training like normal
>Let's see if Master Tikran has some free time
>Library, gotta learn
>Meditation, inner peace is cool
>Write in
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>>44468116
>I hear there's a Republic ship dropping by today, could be fun to check that out
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>>44468116
>I wanna explore Tython a bit.
>I hear there's a Republic ship dropping by today, could be fun to check that out
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>>44468116
>>I hear there's a Republic ship dropping by today, could be fun to check that out
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>>44468116
>>I hear there's a Republic ship dropping by today, could be fun to check that out

"It would be nice to meet someone who isn't a jedi for a change."

I see you finished your errands.
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>>44468206
Took a bit longer than expected. Last stop was work to pick up my paycheck.

257 whole dollarydoos by the way.

And they needed my help on the line for a few minutes
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>>44468275
Hey, thats 257 more then you had yesterday!
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Calling vote and writing
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Our choice in lightsaber combat is really, really, not suited for warfare.

We're good at fighting Sith, not on the frontlines
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>>44468497
to be honest, i'll be surprised if we don't end up the lewdest consular ever.
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>>44468497
Well, it's either be good at crowd control or one-on-ones and be mediocre at the other.
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>>44468497
Sounds good to me. Don't forget that we'll be using a blaster too sometimes though.
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"I hear there's a Republic ship coming in to dock today. They're gonna be dropping off some supplies among other things." You respond to Renari, putting your hands behind your neck as the two of you walk along. "Might be fun to check it out, talk to the crew and all that. They've probably got some interesting stories that'll be good to pass the time. Maybe even squeeze a few credits out of an ensign or two with some sabacc."

Your mouth was already salivating at the idea of how many credits you could eek out from the crew if you actually got to play. Now that you knew a bit about controlling the force, it couldn't be that hard to cheat your way to a small fortune... but the Republic crew probably knew that as well. It'd be hard to find a soldir that was actually interested in playing with you.

"Bleh." Rena mutters from your side. "If you think the Jedi are boring, wait until you get a Repbulic zealot on your butt. They're always wanting to talk about how great the war effort is going, even though it's still a stalemate. If they find out that you're a new apprentice that's so strong, they'll probably be hounding you to join up for a while."

"Aren't the Jedi already part of the military?"

"Kinda...? A lot of them fight in the war, but it's not really required that they do so, it's more of a choice." She replies. "You aren't thinking about joining are you? I know you've been reading up on Revan lately, think you're gonna be the second coming?" At first the girl sounds serious, but gives you a playful elbow and a grin to show she's just joking around.

>I think I might.
>Maybe, if nothing else catches my eye.
>I'm not much soldier material.
>What about you?
>write in

AND

>Would you like to give a reason for your answer?
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>>44468726
>I'm not much soldier material.
>But if I did join up could I get a blaster?
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>>44468726
>Maybe, if nothing else catches my eye.
"be kinda pointless to learn all this fighting shit and never use it"
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>>44468726
>I'm not much soldier material.
I mean, i respect Master Tikran more than anyone else here and i barely follow her orders. Could you imagine me following someone elses like some sort of droid?
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>>44468726
>Fighting is fun, but I don't think it'd be as fun to fight in the war.
>I'm not much soldier material.
>What about you?
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>>44468726

>Eh, its either fight, grow pot, or gamble.
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>>44468726
No clue. Besides then I'd be separated from you and that'd be boring. Oh by the way look at me and close your eyes for sec. Hoop the nose.
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>>44468726
>>write in

"While being a flip-flopping war hero may have its charm, I'd rather explore the galaxy as my own boss. Get myself a ship and be a bounty hunter or a smuggler or something fun like that."
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>>44468726
>I'm not much soldier material
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>>44468726
>>I'm not much soldier material.
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>>44468726
>Maybe, if nothing else catches my eye.
>might be the best way to meet a sith
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>>44468726
>I think I might

>The only way to get top-tier skills is to get stuck into a emergencies. I'm going to be the greatest jedi of all time some day, so I figure I should probably brush up on my warfare.
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>>44468726

>Hey, If I decide to have my mind blown and then jumpstarted again, you'll be first girl I ask!
>But nah, I'm not exactly soldier material. I'd end up court marshaled for disrespecting an officer within a week, or whatever it is the blasterbrains call not taking them seriously.
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Calling the vote and writing
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So we're all aware that Jedi don't actually take orders right? This is just Zev not knowing and subtle Renari manipulation? Cause remember, she is technically a Sith
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>>44469146
Joining the republic army does not necessarily mean that Zev would choose to remain a jedi. At least in a formal sense. Also, exceptions occur. I can see Zev being a soldier and a jedi at the same time, with all that those two things entail. I can picture it now... Zev standing shirtless atop the roof of a temporary field HQ, launching fireworks out of a roman candle post-battle while simultaneously chugging a 40oz and force-persuading the the officer corp to loosen up and join the fun.
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Zev dealing with Sith the only way he knows how
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>>44469253
I enjoy this mental image

Zev, if he joins while still a Jedi, would technically be a Jedi Commander, at least once he's fully brought in
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>>44469146
We're never gonna do anything cool if these guys keep voting to be a "neutral" scumbag at every opportunity. We gotta choose a side.
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>>44469505
Apathy is Death

>>44468726
"Eh... I'm not exactly prime soldier material. I respect Master Tikran a ton, and I still barely do what she tells me. Can you imagine if I was expected to follow orders down to the letter like I was a droid or something like that? I'd be in military court within the week." You sayw with a chuckle, before shrugging and continuing to speak. "I mean, it's an idea though, I might decide to join up if nothing else really catches my eye, kind of a waste to learn all this fighting and strategy stuff and not use it, eh?"

A sly smile shows up on Renari's face "Jedi don't take orders, most of the time. They're automatically promoted to officer positions within the Republic. Sort of like the Empire and the Sith, the common folk know that people like us typically make better commanders outright than someone that can't use the Force."

Ah there's that Renari attitude you've come to expect when discussing non-force sensitive beings. She was never quite that fond of them, figuring that they just couldn't match up to a Sith or Jedi in nearly every sort of situation. Still, what she said, that's quite interesting, you wouldn't be a grunt if you joined up under the military banner of the Republic.

"Of course... there are alternatives as well." She says in her sweet voice. "We'd make it far under the Empire if you're wanting to be a soldier. Sith Lords... it has a bit of a nice ring to it, right?"

She's backed down on the whole Empire thing recently, but after you performed that Dark Side technique yesterday it seems that Renari might be bringing back that little part of her that wants to get you to defect and run away with her to join up with the Sith.

>Not likely
>Long as we stick together, I don't care
>Boop her
>Write in
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>>44469548
>Boop her
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>>44469548
>Not likely
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>>44469548
>>Boop her
Come on not in public girly.
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>>44469548
>>Boop her
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>>44469548
>>Not likely
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>>44469548

>Not likely
>Boop her
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>>44469548
>>Boop her
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>>44469548
>Boop her
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>>44469570
>>44469598
>>44469602
Seriously it's time to stop sitting on the fence. Pick a side.
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>>44469548
>Not likely
Jedi are cool.
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>>44469548
>>Boop her

Goddammit Eail, you can't just put a big red shiny button in front of folk like that and not expect them to pick it!
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>>44469548
>>Boop her

"There are other options. I imagine with my force powers that I'd be one hell of a bounty hunter."
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>>44469650
>At the jedi academy
>training to be a jedi
>ignoring her silly statements and just booping her

What side do you think we're on anon?
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>>44469686
It's still not committing either way.
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>>44469650
No. Don't be an ass.
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>>44469650
We are on the side of boop.

Also just in case you've forgotten, we are what? two? three? six? weeks into training.

Hardly time to "CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY!!!!!"
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>>44469708
Cool.
Who cares? Other than your salty ass.
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>>44469548
>Boop her

>I don't think everything the Jedi say about the Sith can be wrong, they seem to embrace their reputation as evil bastards. No offense. How about we finish our training as Jedi and then maybe forge our own awesome order of force users? You can have your own sub order. Renari's Radicals.
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You know guys, we might all be retarded, but at least we aren't this fucking autistic.

This is some fucking shit that I don't even know how to comprehend.

I think I"ll just start writing now
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>>44469725
>>44469725
Speaking as someone who decided to become a scientist at the age of eight and obtained a PHD at the age of 25, the optimal time to choose your destiny is ASAP. Adaptability and an open mind are important, yeah, but dedication and skill are the only things that will make you someone worth respect. I'm trying to be respectful with how I'm wording this post, but I feel strongly about this. Conviction at an early age is what makes a leader.
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>>44469849
I dont understand
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>>44469849
what the fuck am i looking at
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>>44469849

>quest audience
>not autistic

We might be retarded and autistic, but at least we're not tumblr.
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>>44469867
And who says we want to be a leader?
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>>44469849

Just try to avoid those bits of Tumblr, Eail. They're not the most...pleasant places on that site. Or sane.
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>>44469867
Nice story mate.
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>>44469867

Dude, were playing a sith fucking street rat who doesn't play by the rules.
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>>44469849
I fucking loathe the tumblr community for this game but you gave me a reason to post this beauty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DizM8l8XpBc

This is what you wanted isn't it? BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.
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>>44469932
Want some good Undertale stuff?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8ikdbG7HQY

What I'm listening to right now
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>>44469867
Speaking as someone who was once on track for a PhD at 24, shit happens. Keeping your options open and pursuing all viable opportunities is what gives you a fallback when your plan A becomes untenable.

And note that it's not an "if", it really is a "when".
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>>44469915
>sith
nope
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>>44469548

>Boop her
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>>44469849

If you think that's fucked, check this out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fxls1XrcJc
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>>44469949
Too dark dark for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRSsz1JWiaE
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>>44469892
1) I don't necessarily mean that Zev would be a leader like a politician, general, or whathaveyou. A broader definition is anyone who can push their field of expertise farther than anyone has before. Nikolai Tesla was reclusive and had little backing in political or business sectors, but was a genius of awe-inspiring scale. Regardless of your path in life, the best results will be obtained via early specialization.
2) Zev is going to be the greatest Jedi of all time. Sure, he might not lead populations. But he might. In fact, he probably will, even if just by accident.
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>>44469967
He means that as in "A street rat who is regularly involved in sexual activities with a sith"

Not "A fucking sith street rat"
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>>44469915
Is that really all you want from this character for the entire quest?
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>>44469980

This angers and confuses me about my generation.
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>>44470059
There's plenty of room for expanding his character, i'm just not sperging about how we need to choose a path and stick with it RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
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>>44469959
Okay, but you were extremely focused in pursuit of that degree whilist you had that plan in mind, were you not? I'm not advocating an approach that obsesses on one goal to the exclusion of all other possibilities. As I said in my earlier post, keeping an open and adaptable mind is in fact important. What I am urging is dedication.

I repeat: Dedication to a goal is what I'm arguing for. The acquisition of skill is greatly expedited when you have a purpose in mind. And in my opinion, obtaining that skill is more important than what you're trying to accomplish in almost all cases.
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You stare at Renari after she's finished speaking, looking the smaller girl straight in the eyes.

She stares back at you, likely expecting some deep or insightful answer about how you feel about the idea of joinig up with her and going to the Empire, to start your lives as Sith on Korriban... maybe run across some punk Sith Apprentice on Drommund Kass that you form a rivalry with, maybe.

"Boop"

Instead of any of that, though, you reach over and give her a poke on the forehead.

"Zev!" She whines out, her cheeks already starting to turn slightly red after what you just did. "I'm being serious!"

"Yeah, I know. We'll talk about it later, right now I wanna check out the Republic ship. Always wanted to see one up close and personal."

With the two of you walking through the Academy halls, people generally avoiding you as they've learned to do unless they want to wake up the next morning with water being levitated over their heads just waiting to be dropped with the flick of a wrist, among other things. It's not too log before you make it to the star port that's been constructed at the back of the Academy.

Naturally of course, the Republic cruiser itself didn't land on the planet, but you can see it in the sky up above you. It's by far and away the biggest ship you've ever seen in your life, no doubt over a kilometer long. You can't stop from whistling in amazement at the sight of it... a... strange sense of wonder building up inside of you.

"Beauty, aint it boy?" A rough, older male voice says from beside you.

>"Yeah..."
>Turn to face the voice and ask who he is
>"I bet there's better ships out there"
>"Makes me want my own."
>Write in
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>>44470188
>"Makes me want my own."
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>>44470188
>"Makes me want my own."
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>>44470188
>"Makes me want my own."
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>>44470188
>"Yeah..."
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>>44470188
>>"Makes me want my own."
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>>44470188
>"Makes me want my own."

Oh, to have slipped the surly bonds of earth,
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings...
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>>44470188
>>"Makes me want my own."
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>>44470304
>Oh, to have slipped the surly bonds of earth,
>And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings...

This, word for word.

Then ask him how it's hanging and call him a spacenigger.
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>>44470188
Call the vote bro, we know what we want.
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>>44470188
>"Yeah..."
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Voting called, good job you picked the right choice

>>44470304
I'm also putting this in because I like it and YOU CANT STOP ME
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>>44470188
>"Yeah..."
>"Makes me want my own."
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>>44470387
>>44470407

Here's the whole thing if you care
http://www.skygod.com/quotes/highflight.html
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>44470407

There was a wrong choice?

I roll to fuck the talkative stranger's facehole.
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"Oh to have slipped the surly bonds of earth and danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings... It makes me want a ship of my own." You mutter, not responding to the man's question as you continue to look up at the ship

"Sunward I've climbed, and joined the tumbling mirth f sun-split clouds and done a hundred things you have not dreamed of." The man's voice continues, which causes you to break out of your little trance and glance to the side, finally getting to see who it was that spoke to you. You're greeted with the sight of an older human man, his mustache and swept back hair looking as though it was a mixture of salt and pepper, betraying his age considering how fit the rest of him looked.

"I'll admit son, I wasn't expecting a Jedi to know the old ship poem. Where'd you learn that?" He asks you.

"Couple of Veteran's hung around Nar Shadda cantinas, picked it up about ten years ago... it always sounded nice, never knew it had a meaning behind it." You reply, looking the man over... and somehow just now noticing the Wookie that was standing slightly behind him, it appears to be sizing you up as well.

Your inspection is cut short by the tugging at your sleeve from Renari, the girl looking slightly distressed as she tries to get your attention. Pulling you down enough to whisper in your ear, she quickly speaks "Look at his uniform, that's a Captain, Zev! That's his ship!"

Oh.

The old man looks slightly amused, evidently picking up on the words spoken by your companion. "Captain Wyadam Sayber, a pleasure." He extends his hand out to you.

>Shake his hand
>Introduce yourself
>Stay silent
>Ask if that's really his ship
>Ask why there's a Wookie behind him.
>Write in
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>>44470789
>Shake his hand
>Introduce yourself
>Ask why there's a Wookie behind him.
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>>44470789
>Shake his hand
>Introduce yourself
Do so to both him and the Wookie.
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>>44470789
>Shake his hand
>Introduce yourself
>>44470814
This also.
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>>44470789
>>Shake his hand
>>Introduce yourself
>"Zev, Greatest Jedi in the Galaxy, most people just don't know it yet."
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>>44470789
>Shake his hand
>Introduce yourself

"Care to introduce me to your Wookie friend?"
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>>44470789
>Shake his hand
>Introduce yourself
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>>44470789
>>Shake his hand
>>Introduce yourself

Also introduce yourself to the Wookie
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>>44470789

>Shake his hand
>Introduce yourself
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>>44470789

>Write-in
>Seduce Wookie

Renari's cool but Wookie-chan is clearly best girl.
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>>44470789
>Shake his hand
>Introduce yourself
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>>44470789
>Shake hands with both him and the wookie then Introduce yourself.

Did we just meet Han Solo's and Chewbacca's ancestors?
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And introduce Renari too while we're at it I guess.
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>>44470789
Do we understand Wookiespeak?

I kinda hope we do
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>>44471040
We're from Nar Shada, WE KNOW ALL THE LANGUAGES!
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>>44470969
Yea, captain Master Zev is nothing but polite.
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>>44471040
We should at least know hutt speak.

>Chumba wumba dookie boop ho ho ho.
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>>44471090
>Chumba wumba

So we drink a whiskey drink, we drink a lager drink and we drink a cider drink?
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>>44471090

>it turns out that Hutt-speak is mostly made up, and that Hutts make up random verbal noises while actually communicating by extremely subtle body language and a system of almost unnoticeable winks and facial twitches.
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"Zev, Padawan to Master Tikran, nice to meet you." You say while extending your hand to shake the officer's. "Greatest Jedi in the galaxy, even if most people don't know it yet." A light grin showing up as you continue the running joke that's popped up around your small circle.

Squeezing your hand back, Captain Sayber chuckles "Ambitious one eh? I like that, suppose time will tell if you've got what it takes son." He says, before the Wookie speaks up from behind him, unleashing a series of growls that sound almost... amused.

"Hey now, it's a work in progress still. I'll be the greatest one day, just gotta put in some hard work and drink plenty of juice." You reply to the Wookie, getting a surprised look from both Renari and the Captain.

"You can understand Shyriiwook son? That's impressive, ain't too many around these parts that know the language."

"Where did you learn that Zev? I've never even seen a Wookie before, but I heard that it's really hard to understand their language." Renari pops in from your side.

"Nar Shadda, I know a bit of everything." You explain, dropping the hand of the Captain and extending it to the Wookie. "Big fellow here though, wouldn't wanna tussel with you in an alley with a vibroknife." Both you and the furball laugh as he grasps your hand.

"Huh... ain't ever seen Jho make a friend that easily, guess he likes ya." Captain Sayber says

"I'm good at making friends, like Renari here. Say hi Rena."

That perks the girl up, "Oh, umm... hello Sir, it's nice to meet you."

"Nice to meet you as well Miss Renari."

As the two of them do that, the Wookie sniffs the air, then... chorttles with laughter before speaking. Making a shrewd comment about your relationsip with Rena. "Didn't think the Jedi allowed that... not exactly our place to judge though, eh Jhoruura?"

>Technically they don't
>We're special I guess
>So why is a Wookie with a Republic Captain?
>Can I check out your ship?
>Ask a question (what)
>Write in
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>>44471322
>Technically they don't
>Can I check out your ship?
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>>44471322
>Technically they don't
>Can I check out your ship?
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>>44471322

>Technically they don't
>Can I check out your ship?

I like the Wookie--seems like a solid bro.
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>>44471322
>Technically they don't
Don't ask, don't tell.
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>>44471322
>>Technically they don't
>We're special I guess
>Can I check out your ship?
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>>44471322
>Technically they don't

But a life worth lived is full of technicalities

>Can I check out your ship?
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>>44471322
>>Technically they don't
>We're special I guess
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>>44471322

>Takes all kinds of people.
>Speaking of which, how did you two end up in service?
>Any chance of getting a tour of the ship? What's her name?
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>>44471400
He's a Wookie, they're all bros.
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>>44471400
I greatly enjoys Wookies as characters, kind of a struggle to get them into communication though.

Chewie and Big Z are some of my favorite characters in the whole EU
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>>44471322

>Write-in
>Elope with the Wookie, pursue smuggling
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Calling and writing.

>Inb4 fuck the Jedi lets go hang out with the Wookies all day
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>>44471693
>Leave behind the order and go be modern day Han and Chewie + Renari.

>Pick up Xanth when he needs a ride

>Let the fun commence
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>>44471693

Is there anything stopping us from going to Kashyyk and trying to integrate into Wookie society Jane Goodall style?
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>>44471746
Nothing at all
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So any one else want to get a black nexu as a pet? And treat it like an adorable little kitten?
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>>44471798
well we don't have a ship to get there. Yet.
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>>44471817

I'm down, speaking of which was there ever a Jedi Beastmaster?
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>>44472014
ok that could be awesome, Force mind link with a bunch of Beasties, have something perched on our solder and all that.
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>>44472014
The Exile learned Beast Control and I believe Shaak Ti used the force to tame a bunch of Rancors and a Sarlacc.
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"Technically they don't, we just sort of have an... arrangement with the council I suppose? The two of us aren't exactly normal students at the Academy, special training, a few things here and there, y'know, that sort of stuff." You explain to the Captain, while Renari seems to be quite shy to talk about that topic, not that you can really blame her for that one. "We're sort of... partners, I guess you could say. We work pretty well together, and so far our training hasn't been affected, they just kind of turn a blind eye."

Jhoruura chimes in after you finish up, the Wookie giving you a pat on the shoulder as he once more laughs.

"Yeah she is a looker ain't she? She's all bark and no bite though, bit of teasing and."

Your reply to the Wookie is cut off by the Captain coughing into his hand, and a nod from the man indicating that Renari's face is just about as red as her hair color. Probably best to cut off that line of teasing for a bit, else you get yourself in trouble.

"Mind if I take a look at your ship, Cap'n? Always wanted to get on something bigger than a transport and actually see how it all works." You ask the older man, hoping that a quick subject change would be enough to still keep you on his good side. Truthfully, you do want to head up there and check the ship out. Ships were the dream of everyone stuck on Nar Shadda, and it'd be a lie to say you didn't have a few fantasies about being a pilot when you were a child. The chance to explore the stars... all the worlds out there to visit... maybe a bit of that is still inside of you.

>CONT
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>>44472187

"Hmm... I don't see why not. We're going to be around until tomorrow, Jho and I just finished up our meeting with the council and we were heading back up. You two care to come along?" The old man giving a nod to both you and Renari.

Her eyes light up for just a brief second with excitement, something that you just barely manage to catch before it's gone, and she tries to act disinterested. "Oh... I don't know, we've got things to do, don't we Zev?"

>"I'm going, you don't have to if you don't want to."
>"Ah come along, it'll be fun!"
>"She's right, maybe later Captain?"
>Write in

Question for you lot. Do I control Zev/Everything too much compared to how Brine does it for your taste?
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>>44472220
>>"Ah come along, it'll be fun!"

You're doin fine, Eail
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>>44472220
>"Ah come along, it'll be fun!"

>Question for you lot. Do I control Zev/Everything too much compared to how Brine does it for your taste?
Nah, S'cool.
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>>44472220
>"Ah come along, it'll be fun!"
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>>44472220
>"Ah come along, it'll be fun!"
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>>44472220
>>"Ah come along, it'll be fun!"
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>>44472220
>>Write in

Oh you know you want to. Come on let's go before the good captain changes his mind

You're at a good level and what you have in mind for the character matches up with what we want it looks like
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>>44472220
>>"Ah come along, it'll be fun!"

Do you. Not Brine.
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>>44472220

>"Ah come along, it'll be fun!"
add in asking how long it's been since she stepped off the surface of this place.

I'm loving how you are running things so far, your Control of Zev also helps keep things in character so i got no issues
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>>44472220
>>"Ah come along, it'll be fun!"
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I just saw a doctor cut open a man and place fried chicken inside of his wound that literally had like a fucking gallon of white ooze pouring out of it.

The man was black

I'm losing my shit and disgusted as well
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>>44472220
I feel you're giving us too much freedom like there's no overall direction you want us to go
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>>44472484

Are you watching some weird videos or are you having visions or something?

Link that shit!
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>>44472220
>"I'm going, you don't have to if you don't want to."

Adventure option is best option.
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>>44472652
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1451523092017.webm

There you go senpai
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>>44472499
It's hard to take us in any direction when peeps keep wanting to be middle of the road all the time
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>>44472678
Eail, I apologize for my race's obsession with chicken.
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>>44472751
You're forgiven, I too enjoy fried chicken and orange soda

Oh yeah and I'm writing by the way

>What the fuck was that shit coming out of his arm god damn
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>>44472791

>Orange Soda

The words you're looking for there are grape drink
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>>44472678

So is this why you take so long in-between posts?

Orange drank best drank.
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>>44472841
Pretty much, I'm a fucking meme king son

I also have slight ADD
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>>44472791
It looked like mayonaise.


...so that's why white people wanted to have black folks around so much.
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>>44472874

So does this mean abbos bleed Vegemite?
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>>44472942

Only one way to find out.
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"Ah come on Rena, it'll be fun, besides, when was the last time you actually got to go off planet? Even if it's just for a bit while we get to explore a ship, it'll be something different than Tython and the Jedi, yeah?" Moving over to wrap your arm around the girl's shoulders as the other one waves up at the ship so far up in the sky.

"Grr... Fine, let's go on your little ship adventure." She finally relents, crossing her arms and upturning her nose. "All right!" Giving her a slap on the back, you shoot a grin over towards Captain Sayber and Jhoruura. "We're in your capable hands for the time being Captain."

You've got the distinct feeling that the Masters of the Academy wouldn't approve of this little adventure, Tikran aside, but their opinions really don't matter all that much to you right now, it's time for an adventure!

Adjusting the cap on top of his head, you can tell that Captain Sayber is trying to hid the grin that he bviously has. Better the man be amused by your actions and attitude rather than amused. "Right then... I expect you two will be on your best behavior now, you hear? This is a Republic war vessel after all, not some wimpy little transport shuttle like we'll be riding up to it in."

"What's the name of the ship, Captain Sayber?" Renari asks from your side.

"Dawn's Lady, that's her name. Every time we head into the fight our Lady brings us out of it without a scratch at the first light. Call me a senile old man if ya like, but I couldn't imagine a better name for her. C'mon now, our shuttle is waiting." He finishes up and motions for the two of you to follow him and the Wookie to the shuttle that's starting up nearby.

When you're all strapped in, Captain Sayber and Jhoruura across from you in the passenger bay while the pilots go over the final check, it's not too much longer before you're leaving the Academy behind.

>Ask for a story from the Captain
>Ask how he and Jhoruura met
>Ask something else
>Silence
>Write in
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>>44473210
>>Ask how he and Jhoruura met
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>>44473210

>Knock out the captain, steal his wookie.
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>>44473210
>Ask for a story from the Captain
>>Ask how he and Jhoruura met
As if the two are unrelated.
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>>44473210
>Ask if anything interesting has happened with the war recently.
>Ask how he and Jhoruura met.
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>>44472791

That was pus. It looked like the doctor was draining that abscess before it got any larger. That piece of "fried chicken" the doctor was stuffing into the wound was a sponge, probably to soak up any more collected blood and pus before sewing the poor fella back up.
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>>44473210
Did he swear a life debt or just thinks following you around is fun?
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>>44473210
>Ask how he and Jhoruura me
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I'll chalk this one up to just being an easy choice!

Writing
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Slightly related, but if you wanna know what the voice for Captain Sayber sounds like in my head it's Michael Hogan doing Doc Mitchell from Fallout New Vegas

No idea what planet that accent could be from for Star Wars
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>>44473689

Awesome choice.

But what about JhoJho?
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>>44473769
He talks a bancho. For some reason, he wears a hat that cleanly melds into his fur.
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>>44473210
>Better the man be amused by your actions and attitude rather than amused

Take a shot, lads.
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Jhoruura doesn't fit in one of the seats, taking up two with his larger body, the Wookie having two safety straps reaching across him to cover his mass, it's pretty funny to see, not that you'd ever laugh at a Wookie. You aren't suicidal after all... everyone knows you always let the Wookie win at a game too.

"So Cap'n, it's not that common you see a Republic officer and a Wookie as best pals like you two seem to be, what's the story behind that?" You ask while getting comfortable in the shuttle, figuring you were going to be here for a few minutes, so you might as well get comfortable and get a good story out of this as well. The two look at each other for a moment, then belt out laughter that seems unbecomming of a man of Sayber's age, let alone a towering Wookie like Jhoruura. "Well, Jho, whadda say, wanna tell 'em about it?"

He gets a rumble of acceptance in return.

"Back... shoot, before either of you were even born, when the War was still running at it's hardest, Jho here was part of a merc group that the Republic hired on to help out. We might have a lot of foot soldiers, but hired guns still fight pretty darn well when the credits are good enough y'see." The Captain comments, before continuing.

"Anyways back then I stationed on the Nightwatch, was already an officer, and the Captain wanted me down on the ground to supervise a few things. Me 'n Jho were on the same shuttle down to the planet when we got hit by some AA from a hidden Imperial base, got sent way off course and ended up crashing in the jungle with just the two of us crawling out of the scrap heap." Thumbing towards his companion

>CONT

>>44474060
Fuck, meant annoyed. Sorry for the delay on this one, had a call to take care of
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>>44474118
"To keep a long story short, since the shuttle ride ain't that long. Three days after we crash, couple of scouts spot the two of us coming up to camp, my uniform all torn to bits, and Jho holding onto six different helmets as trophies from troopers that had come looking to take out any survivors from the crash." They both chuckle once more at the memories "Ain't a life debt between us, but we work darn well together, never saw a reason to split after that." He finishes his story as start the docking process with the ship.

>"Can we see the bridge?"
>"Can we go anywhere on the ship?"
>"Are there any other Jedi on board, Captain?"
>Write in
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>>44474145
>"Can we go anywhere on the ship?"
Proceed to find the most attractive female crewmate's quarters and hang out
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>>44474145
>"Can we see the bridge?"
>"Are there any other Jedi on board, Captain?"
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>>44474145
>>"Are there any other Jedi on board, Captain?"

Are they cute?
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>>44474145
>"Can we go anywhere on the ship?"

>>44474200
I don't think we want Renari to start offing the competition. At least not just yet.
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>>44474145
>"Can we see the bridge?"
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>>44474145
>"Are there any other Jedi on board, Captain?"
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Calling and writing

When able I've started going for a 15 minute vote period, but that kinda kills momentum I think
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>>44474145
>"Can we go anywhere on the ship?"
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"Are there any other Jedi on board the ship at the moment Captain?" You ask the man as the four of you disembark from the shuttle and step foot on the ship proper. If you had thought that the Academy felt like a buzz of activity within the force, this ship felt like it was a constant roar, you were having to do your best to actively supress the ability you had picked up to sense life forms, just so you could think straight... this was a weakness you needed to take care of sooner, rather than later. There's two stronger presences on the ship that most others though, and it's near the front, where you think the center might be.

"Manage to sense that out with yer Jedi powers? We do, two of 'em, though one is a visitor like yourself, the other is the Jedi assigned to the ship just in case we need 'em, not too much better of a fighter to have on your side in case of boarding than someone with a lightsaber after all." He comments with a chuckle. The man's response gets a reply of annoyance from Jhoruura. "Hey now, you're pretty good too Jho, but even a Wookie can't stand up to a lightsaber in close quarters unless they got one of their own."

"It's more than just a lightsaber that makes us so effective at fighting, The Force envelops us, it's a wonderful thing to experience and tap into during combat." Renari chirps in. "That's the real reason you've got a Jedi on board, not just because they've got a lightsaber if the Sith attack. A whole platoon of normal troopers wouldn't even stand a chance against a Sith Lord."

Wanting to change the subject before the Captain might get a bit curious about Renari and the Sith comment, you decide to step in once more. "Can we go anywhere on the ship, Sir? Like... the bridge maybe?" You ask him.

>CONT
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>>44475016

"If you care to, though do let the troopers know you're Jedi, tell 'em to give me a buzz if they give ya any trouble. Explore the ship a bit, come to the bridge if ya have any questions, Jho and I need to take care of some things up there before it's time to break out some ale for a job well done." Patting his larger friend on the back before the duo start to head away from the two of you towards the bridge, leaving you and Renari together in the hangar bay with the soldiers at the door watching you two.

Where to go...

>Lets head to the bridge.
>Lets go see the other Jedi
>Let's explore
>Ask Renari what she wants to do.
>Write in
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>>44475044
>Let's explore
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>>44475044
>Lets head to the bridge.
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>>44475044
>>Ask Renari what she wants to do.
Find the nearest unused bunk??
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>>44475044
>>Lets go see the other Jedi

I hope there's a Padawn around that's about our age--gotta build that social network.
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>>44475044
>Lets go see the other Jedi
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>>44475044
>>Lets go see the other Jedi
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>>44475044
>>Lets go see the other Jedi
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>>44475044
>Lets go see the other Jedi
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Calling and writing
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>>44475016
>>44475044

>Go see the other jedi

But totes act like you aren't Jedi scrubs. Are we wearing normal street gear?

Pump up their egos, then spar them. Then, if we got enough time, make them honor their jedi code system and relieve them of some of their material posessions.
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>>44475330
You're currently in an outfit similar to Renari's from this picture >>44468726

No big poofy robes yet
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Oh yeah... by the way guys.

Remember a few threads ago when I said I had things planned out pretty much through Tython?

Panic
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>>44475794

We got a blaster with us or within reach?

Then no need to worry.
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>>44475794
don't tell me you lost those notes.
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>>44475794
You lost the notes didn't you Eail....Goddamnit!
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>>44475824
Not in the slightest
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>>44475870
Is it time for the Yuuzon Vong?
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>>44475887
>Is it time for the Yuuzon Vong?
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>>44475870
Did Rena get into the notes and made us into a sith?
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>>44475870
Ohai Nivah, bring your husbando?
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>>44475941
>>44475887

It's way too early for the Vong to arrive. They don't come until well after Yavin--as it stands, it's gonna be another millenia or two before the Old Republic gets its start.
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>>44475986
They still had advanced scout ships and shit in the galaxy.
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>>44475941
Huh...

Well that's an idea
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>>44476017

Uh, uh, what he meant was: Is it time for space hookers and space blackjack?
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>>44475870
good. just making sure.
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"Considering I sensed them, and I know you did two, we should probably go check in with the other Jedi that are on the ship, wouldn't you say?" Renari says from your side, grabbing your hand and pulling you along as she starts to move towards the hangar door. "Better safe than sorry... don't want people to think we're escaping on a Republic ship after all." Looking back to you with a light grin before she suddenly sticks her tongue out at you, obviously non-verbally referring to the Sith discussion from earlier. When you're through the door and past the gaze of the first soldiers that saw you landing with the Captain, you're greeted with a long metallic hallway, one that appears to go on for quite a ways before making a turn in either direction. "Cmon, we gotta go this way." The redheaded girl is already leading you along.

"I was gonna suggest this anyways, bit surprised to see you so eager to meet up with a couple of Masters though, doesn't seem like your style." You comment at the two of you round a corner, her hand still entangled with yours as you rush along. Looking back, she rolls her eyes "Like I said, beter to get this over with now rather than later, if we get their concerns out of the way, that'll be more time to explore the ship." Renari says.

"Sorry, excuse us!" You call out to the poor pair of ensigns that you nearly knocked over, and likely would have if you didn't have your Jedi senses to help you out. With the help of the Force you managed to avoid an accident, and now both you and Renari are slightly using it to increase your movements, just enough to get from point A to point B quicker than you normally would.

A quick Turbolift ride later, in which Renari got a little... excited for some reason that you aren't entirely sure about, you're on the 'relaxation deck', which normally consists of a small regulated Cantina, along with a VIP lounge, and an Officers lounge, where you can feel the presence of the other Jedi.


>CONT
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>>44476129
"Greetings, I am T9-B0, Protocol Droid, this is the Officer's Lounge. Non-designated crew members are not allowed into the lounge. You may access the Cantina down the hallway if you wish however." The droid in front of the door informs you.

"We're Jedi, we'd like to speak to the others inside, please." You say.

Several moments after you respond to the droid, likely the machine processing the information and transmitting the request into the room, it steps out of the way. "Enjoy yourselves, Master Jedi."

When you walk in you see something you really, really didn't expect.

Master Tikran, a human man in Jedi robes, a huge bottle of Corellian Ale, and a sabacc game strewn out in front of them.

"Master Tikran?" Renari says from beside you, looking quite surprised.

>"We interrupting something?"
>"Deal me in Master"
>"Why are you here?"
>"Who is he?"
>Write in

>>44476063
I LOVE YOU CHIBS BEAR MY CHILDREN
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>>44476148
>"Deal me in Master"
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>>44476148
>"We interrupting something?"
>"Who is he?"
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>>44476148
>>"Deal me in Master"
Does Star Wars have cigars, we need cigars.
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>>44476148
>"Deal me in Master"
YEEEEEESSSSSSS......
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>>44476148
>"A game where I can't openly cheat with the force? ...sounds like fun, deal me in. I like a challenge."
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>>44476148
>>"We interrupting something?"
>>"Deal me in Master"
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>>44476148
>"Deal me in Master"
>"Why are you here?"
>"Who is he?"
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>>44476148
>Write in
Don't interrupt. That Corellian Ale tells me that they're drunk. This might turn lewd.
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>>"We interrupting something?"
>>"Deal me in Master"

Strip Sabacc, anyone?

Also postan something from the character art thread earlier that I thought would do good for a look at what an aged-up Renari would look like.
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>>44476148

>Deal me in

I was gonna get some master's robes eventually. Didn't know it was gonna be in a game of Sabaac
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>>44476248
Purple lightsaber not red.
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>>44476248
>implying we'll let her go full retard and become sith
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>>44476248
Even though Renari is supposed to be in Jedi robes, I cannot deny dat ass.
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>Implying we'd let her become sith and not a grey jedi like us.
>>44476349
GOD CHIBS HAS SPOKEN! RENARI NOW HAS DAT ASS AS WELL AS DEM TITTIES!
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>>44476291
She has a red lightsaber, so she's sith?

Some lightsaber crystals that occur naturally (not just the manufactured ones) will produce a red beam.

Also, the sith can manufacture their lightsabers to have -any- color they want, it's just a slightly more involved process when they change the color.
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>>44476248
Dat ass shieeeeet
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>>44476379
I'm no god. I'm a simple namefag. I lurk and occasionally draw stuff.
your praise secretly pleases me
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>>44476248
>>44476257
>Sabacc.
>Not good old Pazaak.
Terrible, both of you.
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>>44476443
>and occasionally draw stuff.
AND THUS YOU ARE A GOD!
Seriously though, Think you could draw a Tikran with big ol tiddies and Renari with dem tatas and dat ass?
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>>44476414
You're seriously trying to tell me that's not a sith? She even has edgy sith veins.
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While you all admire Rena's future Milf-tastic ass, I'll go ahead and start writing our next post

I love you Chibs-kun~
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>>44476515
>While you all admire Rena's future Milf-tastic ass,
She already has dat ass, It just gets better as she ages!
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>>44476511
>assumptions

I could tell you whatever the fuck I want and not be wrong, nor could I be right, because I'm not the fucking boss, here, mang.

But you jump to conclusions, it could be nanomachines, son, or using the darkside too much while being grey/gray/gay jedi, or some other force body enhancing shenanigans.

Welcome to a big universe, pal.
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>>44476564
gay Jedi detected
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>>44476248
>Dem claws.
>Rena realized she could use boops as a deadly tactic after Zev did it to her so many times.
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>>44476632
Correct, I, in fact, use the force to plow my own asshole, and the assholes of like-minded individuals around me.
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>>44476511
That could just be genetic, Could show up as she ages.
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>>44476716
Unless she's true Sith then there's no genetic basis for her sith-ness. You only get those creepy veins from excessive use of the dark side/killing younglings
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>>44476747
Eh this is an AU, It's up to Eail really.
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>>44476747
Or she has a disease.

But, you know, why would you assume that when there is magical healing jizz in portable tanks?

She has the canser, b0ss.
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While Renari seems to be dealing with her surprise over seeing your Master gambling with her friend, and winning by the looks of it considering her larger pile of chips compared to the other Jedi, you decided to be more of the pro-active type of person. Hopping over the back of the couch, you get comfy, leaning more towards Tikran than the other fellow, because why wouldn't you.

"Deal me in, won't ya Master?" You ask while reaching for a glass of the ale, only for Tikran to lightly smack your hand. "Yes... I will, but you're too young to be drinking yet my dear Padawan. You've already got one vice the council doesn't approve of, let's not make it three with drinking and gambling for the full trio, hmm?~" Her warm eyes looking down at you with an amused inflection as she giggles.

"Eh... so this is the Zev boy you've been telling me about 'Ran? He's an interesting one if what all you've said is true." The man comments, puffing on his cigar and looking at his holo-cards.

"Oh he most certainly is, Renari as well. Come on now, don't be shy." Tikran looks to your companion and pats the couch, inviting her to sit as well. You scoot over enough as to where she's able to sit between you and Tikran, the three of you on one side of the U shaped couch with the man on the other side.

"All right, see if ya can beat this one 'Ran." The man shows his cards on the table, presenting a solid 21 count.

That only causes Tikran to giggle once again as she reveals her own cards, showing a total of 22, getting close to a perfect 23 for the pot itself. "Seems I win again Col, maybe next time, hmm?" The woman teases as she gathers up the chips onto her side of the table once more.

>CONT
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>>44476999
"Renari, Zev, this is Master Coltuc, one of my oldest and dearest friends. We haven't gotten to see each other in a while, this was a perfect chance to catch up and play a few games, though I'm surprised that you two showed up, why are you here?" She asks, while the driod in charge of the game deals cards to you, Coltuc, and Tikran.

"Oh, wanted to explore a bit, see a Republic ship for ourselves." You comment as you check your cards...

"Zev made friends with the Captain and a Wookie, he's already extending his sphere of influence." Rena comments from your side, trying to lean over to peek at your cards

"Oh..." Was all she said as you put your hand down onto the table.

Twenty-Three exactly

"Oh my." Tikran muttered, while Master Coltuc sighed and threw his hand onto the table, showing a twenty-two. Tikran, meanwhile, had -19, close to having a negative Sabac of her own that could have won.

>"Greatest Jedi, ever, right?"
>"So... we were playing for credits, yeah?"
>"Nar Shadda luck at it's finest."
>"Something really bad is about to happen..."
>Write in
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>>44477032
>"Something really bad is about to happen..."
Plot? In JAQ?
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>>44477032

>"Nar Shadda luck at it's finest."
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>>44477032
>>"Something really bad is about to happen..."
"I'm winning at cards against two Jedi Masters. In the words of every smuggler ever: I've got a bad feeling about this...."
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>>44477032
>>"Nar Shadda luck at it's finest."
>"Something really bad is about to happen..."

Fugg
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>>44477032
>"Nar Shadda luck at it's finest."
>"So... we were playing for credits, yeah?"
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>>44477032
>"Nar Shadda luck at it's finest."
"Although, often when I get lucky like that,"
>"Something really bad is about to happen..."
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>>44477032
>>"Nar Shadda luck at it's finest."

"So what has my good ol master been telling you about me?"
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>>44477032
>"Nar Shadda luck at it's finest."
>"Something really bad is about to happen..."
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>>44477032
>"Something really bad is about to happen..."
>>
I know what's going to happen.

Renari is going to tell us she's pregnant.
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>>44468726
That drawing fucking sucks. What the hell is up with the right arm? Are we a mutant?
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>>44477227
Pffffft

You wish it were that simple.

Writing now!
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>>44477236
Can you do better?

If yes, prove it.

If not, cute.
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>>44477236
>not knowing all the best Jedi have one T-Rex arm and one normal arm
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>>44477251

Oh shit.

Tikran is gonna tell us she's pregnant?

Fuck Ren, sorry.
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>>44477251
The question still stands, how powerful will the child be?
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>>44477236
There's an art thing called "foreshortening" and "perspective". Look it up.
>>44477263
this.
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>>44477282
>tfw we got the grandmaster pregnant

We never even slept with Shaw. Slaw? Coleslaw? The fuck if her name, again?
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