A Visit From Logan Grimnar
'Twas the night before Solstice, when all 'cross the front
Not a soldier was stirring, not even a grunt;
Spent store-crates were stacked 'neath the light of the moon
With the hope that The Emp'ror would send supplies soon
The troopers were hunkered down, snug in their bunks
All dreaming of orks blown to meaty, wet chunks
And the captain and I had just knelt for a prayer
In the hopes the next battle might some of us spare
When out past our trench there arose such a sound
I grabbed for my gun and jumped up with a bound
Away to the peep-hole I rushed with a jolt
jumped up on the fire-step and chambered a bolt.
The fires on the wreckage strewn 'cross no-man's land
Lit up the night sky for as far as it spanned.
When what do my wondering eyes fast resolve
But an ancient grav-sled, drawn by great Thunderwolves.
With a hulking old driver, white haired with a scar,
I knew in a flash: it was Logan Grimnar!
More rapid than las-bolts his war-beasts they came,
And he roared and he cursed and he called them by name:
"Now Tyrnak, now Fenrir, now Mjollnir and Jotun"
"On Gungnir, on Frostfang, on Uller and Wotun".
"Bring death to the xenos! Bring blood to this night!"
"Now charge, now ride on - we will put them to flight!"
Like an avalanche set by a century's snow-fall,
They crashed into the ork camp and broke through them all.
Firing wrist-mounted bolters as onwards he flew,
scatt'ring orks like shell casings - so many they slew!
Like lightning they struck, the whole camp was aflame,
Breaking through they rushed on, 'til to our lines they came.
I lost sight for a sec, then as I looked around
Right into our trench leapt Grimnar with a bound.
He was dress'd all in fur, from his head to his toes
And his wolf-pelts were red from the blood of his foes.
The trenchboards shook as he stalked down the track
And he looked like a wolf on the hunt with his pack.
His eyes - deep inside, there a twinkle I saw
T'was a bloodlust so fierce that I fell back in awe
The Old Wolf's grizzled mouth flickered as he drew near
The trace of a smile - I had no need to fear
Though he loomed like a nightmare from old soldiers myths
It was not death like that which he brought out forthwith
From beneath his great cloak he withdrew a large sack.
Which he opened at once - I was taken aback
There were bolters and lasguns and meltas and more
I had never seen such a collection before
From the seemingly bottomless sack he pulled out
Enough weapons to put a whole army to route
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
Fill'd all the supply crates, then turn'd with a jerk
And laying a finger aside his great nose
He gave me a nod and then from the trench rose
Then he sprung to his sleigh, to his team gave a howl
And away they all flew; hunters back on the prowl
And that was the last seen by this commissar
Of the wonderous force known as Logan Grimnar
But I did hear him roar, ere he drove out of sight —
HAPPY SOLSTICE TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD FIGHT!
also - IT'S CHRISTMAS. post Christmas related stuff
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Lovecraftian eldritch horrors reporting - season's greetings. Here's some music to put you in the festive mood:
Have Yourself A Scary Little Solstice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic3Yd0rDaoI
Great Old Ones are Coming to Town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_hZXH_2IRM
Freddy the Red Brained Mi-Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8_8tnBFzJE
Oh Come All Ye Old Ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2DscvVye94
On the first day of Christmas /tg/ have to me...
A codex for my army
>>44365894
on the second day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me
Two waifu loves
And a codex for my army
>>44366020
On the third day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...
Three game dens
Two waifu loves
And a codex for my army
>>44365275
>>44365303
Damn good work OP.
>>44366309
Thank you, anon - Merry Christmas
>>44366096
On the fourth day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...
Four quest threads
Three game dens
Two waifu loves
And a codex for my army
>>44366399sry if this one's shit, feel free to re-do it
>>44366020
>more than one waifu
>>44366614
in my defence, it's very hard to find a rhyme for 'doves'.
I suppose this is as good a thread as any to say this: Happy Christmas, /tg/.
All you neckbeards have a good time, okay
A very Merry Sanguinala to all Imperial citizens!
And a Merry Christmas to you /tg/!
On a personal note, if you're feeling down and thinking of leaving us at this time of year, just remember that we'd miss you. We're your friends. We give each other plenty of shit but we care about you, anon. We're here for you.
merry christmas /tg/
REAL THRILLING LOGAN
MY PEN STILL SMELLS LIKE DOGSHIT THOUGH.
>>44365303
>>44365275
10/10 merry wolfmas to you too writefag.
>>44366399
On the fifth day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...
Five lewd elves on dragons
Four quest threads
Three game dens
Two waifu loves
And a codex for my army
>>44367012
Is that the guitarist from TTNG?
(far right, what even is cropping)
>>44365275
>>44365303
And very happy solstice to you as well anon, fine work there.
>>44367012
thank you
rebamp
>>44370890
You're welcome. Do you want to talk about it?
>>44365275
>>44372189
On the fifth day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...
Six neckbeards fighting
Five lewd elves on dragons
Four quest threads
Three game dens
Two waifu loves
And a codex for my army
>>44365275
And the 30k version
Twas the night before Atheistmas, when all through the mist
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Fist
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Leman Russ soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of flavoured corpse starch danced in their heads.
And Malcador with his staff, and I in my plate,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s respite.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Magnus, my son, appeared with a flash,
Frightened the populace with an almighty crash.
'Father!' He cried out 'Horus is fallen!'
'What?!' I triraded, all shouting and callin'
When, what to my maddening eyes should appear,
But a big-ass fleet, and seven Primarchs I fear.
In a moment, my marines, with Chainsword and gun
I knew in a moment 'Battery and Cannon.'
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he bombarded, and deployed, all was fire and flame!
"Now Sangy! Now, Jagahti! Now, Polux and Dorn!"
"On, Fulgrim On, Kurze! on Mortarion, Angron!"
"To the top of the Spire!" "To the top of that wall!"
"Now march on! March on! MARCH UPON ALL!"
As bombardments that before them wild astartes loot,
And macroncannon, and lance battery shoot.
And so up to my palace-top my marines they fought,
With the warp full of deamons, and advantages were sought.
>>44372943
And then, for reasons unknown, as I heard from an aide
'Sire! The Vengeful Spirit's shields are a-fade!'
As I drew in my power, and conferred with my Son
Up toward the teleport we charged, our hearts weighed a ton
He was called all in scale, from his head to his foot,
And his skins were all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A wolf skin he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a God, just stood without tact.
His eyes-how they burned! His mind - what a will!
His face was like madness, his maul - an anvil!
His cruel little mouth was drawn up as a sneer
And the beard of his chin was black without peer.
The stump of The Angels head he held tight in his claw,
And his body slumped, I a moment too late, delayed by the War.
Tears sprang to my eyes and I fell to the floor.
That shook when he laughed, my grief now torn.
We duelled and fought, me and his-dammed-self
And I held back when I opposed him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon told me that I had everything to dread.
He spoke many a word, to turn me to the God's,
He ripped off my arm, then against all the odds
A lone guardsman entered the bridge
And defied Him and died, as you would slay a midge
I sprang to my feet, and to my powers I called upon
And away his soul died, and to you I leave a new dawn
And with a last breath I exclaim to the Imperium, bright:
"Happy Atheistmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
>>44372792
Your lyrics don't fit, you autist.
>>44372960
That's what happens when you have several different people trying to write one song. Okay, lets rearrange things a bit...
Seven neckbeards fighting
Six (lewd) elves on dragons
Five quest threads
Four dungeon crawls
Three game dens
Two waifu loves
And a codex for my army
...and go from here
>>44372943
>>44372951
>so many ways to call something heresy, so few to express how awesome this is
>>44365275
>wolfguy riding a wolfboat pulled by wolves
Fuck's sake, guys.
>>44373262
because warhammer 40k was so subtle before
>>44373599
There's a difference between a nudge and a wink and someone yelling "DICKS LOL"
>>44373634
you know what, it's Christmas, let's not argue
>>44373718
>>44365685
Death To The World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptP0OR-e7rI
The Carol of the Olde Ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_AvJzkPqQ8
Slay Ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiKYsRd2NaM
I'm Dreaming Of a Dead City
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rflsHvtTTGw
>>44374474
>>44365685
how am i just hearing these now? These are awesome.
>>44373031
On the eighth day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...
Eight maps-a-making
Seven neckbeards fighting
Six (lewd) elves on dragons
Five quest threads
Four dungeon crawls
Three game dens
Two waifu loves
And a codex for my army
since there's no Storythread this week I'll post some Christmas themed caps
>>44376913
>>44376925
>>44377163
>>44377180
>>44377741
>>44365423
>A juvenile Equestrian
Topkek
>>44365275
>>44365303
you know what's better than being a Space Wolf?
not being a faggot
yiff yiff you fucking cunts
>>44378061
well, merry christmas anyway anon
>>44375002
On the ninth day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...
Nine grognards sperging
Eight maps-a-making
Seven neckbeards fighting
Six (lewd) elves on dragons
Five quest threads
Four dungeon crawls
Three game dens
Two waifu loves
And a codex for my army
>>44378003
I just want to point out that ponies are just smaller breeds of horses, not young horses. A young horse is called a foal.
>>44378507
and i just want to point out that 'equestrian' could mean horse or pony. So maybe he wants a baby pony.
>>44378507
>>44378656
Not sure and not him, but it was probably a joke about /tg/ being tsundere for /mlp/
>>44381081
it was autism, anon. it's always autism
>>44376925
>"A FUCKING SLEIGH? I SWEAR YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES FIND NEW WAYS TO DISAPPOINT ME EACH YEAR..."
I wonder how many times Games Workshop employees hear those exact words.
A lot, I'd imagine.
>>44381890
>that dumb fucking 'chariot'
at least we got this out of it though
>>44365275
>>44365303
there have been so many awesome 40k Christmas songs this year
>>44366656
loves
but then you are still ending up with 2 waifus by another name i suppose.
>>44387673
oh wait loves is what you rhymed it with disregard my fagotry
>>44387665
I know. I think I saw like four different versions of 'T'was the night before...'. Something about the season must bring out the bard in /tg/Probably the alcohol
i hope someone finishes this off though
>>44378458
>>44378458
On the tenth day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...
Ten dice-a-rolling
Nine grognards sperging
Eight maps-a-making
Seven neckbeards fighting
Six (lewd) elves on dragons
Five quest threads
Four dungeon crawls
Three game dens
Two waifu loves
And a codex for my army
>>44390231
good work, now we just need two more. Come on /tg/, step up.
>>44390231
On the Eleventh day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...
Eleven BBEG's
Ten dice-a-rolling
Nine grognards sperging
Eight maps-a-making
Seven neckbeards fighting
Six (lewd) elves on dragons
Five quest threads
Four dungeon crawls
Three game dens
Two waifu loves
And a codex for my army
>>44391416
great. who's going to do the last one then?
>>44391416
>>44390231 (You)
On the Twelfth day of Christmas my /tg/ gave to me...
Twelve circlejerk threads
Eleven BBEG's
Ten dice-a-rolling
Nine grognards sperging
Eight maps-a-making
Seven neckbeards fighting
Six (lewd) elves on dragons
Five quest threads
Four dungeon crawls
Three game dens
Two waifu loves
And a codex for my army
>>44393428
>Twelve circlejerk threads
>only 12
that'd be nice
>>44391416
am I the only one who automatically reads 'BBEG' as 'Big Bad Evil Guy' rather than 'bee bee ee gee'? reading that makes my brain hurt
>>44396456
I read it as "Bee-Beg".
>>44397207
wouldn't it make more sense to read it as just 'Beg'? I mean, if you get a double 'b' in the middle of a word you just pronounce it as one so logically that should extend to double 'b' at the start of a word. Essentially what I'm saying is that we should treat 'bbeg' like we treat 'llama' and pronounce it 'Beg'.
>>44365275
>>44365303
>>44365894
next year we need to do a whole set of /tg/ christmas carols
>>44398703
Four thousand generations have passed since the last time the sleeping giant Teegee awoke and sang. Now, he stirs once more.
