SS13 Dorf Station: Rusty Space Adventures ft Several Space Carp
>Mining at Botany in DorfStation
>Notice a carp
>Kill it without much trouble
>Notice another carp and kill that too
>Another carp trying to break in, go out of the boundaries of the asteroid to kill that too
>it was a trap
>get swarmed by a shitload of carps
>get critted while drifting through space trying to escape
>At the brink of death
>Can't die due to Internals
>Die eventually, my last words being "wew"
>Admins send me to at the brink of Crit
>Venture off around space trying to reach home
>Find the White Ship
>Acquire some shit and send myself off into the mass driver
>Go onto a base set up on an asteroid
>Acquire useless Laser Cannon over the Mosin
>Fly a bit more
>Hit the jackpot of asteroids
>Gibtonite explode everything with chain reactions
>Kathryn would be proud
>Accidentally go off into another Z-Plane due to explosions or something
>Encounter a Teleporter
>Hook it up and teleport
>Enter a station at Z-Level 7
>Dead Russians and Soap and an Alien Larva that I bash to death
>Go on a meteor
>Several Faithless and a Hivelord
>360 and walk away
>go on the edge of space 3 times
>ahelp and get zapped to Z Level 1
>Immediately encounter space carp
>Get critted
>Pray and say about how funny that situation is
>Get back to non-crit
>Eventually kill the mutant space carp and leave
>Decide to go another way to the station due to seeing two space carp near a path
>Another swarm of fucking space carp
>Get sent to Crit again
>Admins eventually send me back to full health
>Murder the carp next to me
>Announce my situation to the rest of the crew
>Get saved by Betty in the H.O.N.Ksuit
Picture is of Comfy EVAMart because I am lazy.
>>43864581
byond://76.16.8.127:28014
or
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Welcome to d20Station, a rule light, low moderation server filled with custom content.
>ADMINS WHERE IS D20 WIKI I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING!
wiki located at
>http://robustvinyl.com/ss13/wiki/
Currently sorely in need of content.
>What the fuck is Space Station 13
A top down atmospherics simulator with a "whodunit" on top. Survive in the station and do your department's job, while fixing the problems that the antagonists cause.
>How the fuck do I play this game? I keep hitting myself with things.
Use OOC and ask someone for help on how to play. People will almost always help you get a grip of the game if you're polite about it, just don't reveal too much in-round information in OOC.
>Hey /tg/ station I...
We are a separate entity from /tg/ station, we just host our threads on /tg/ as the server was made by fa/tg/uys for elegan/tg/entlemen.
We occasionally run Dorfstation mode, a roundtype where the crew must build up from a bare-bones station. Dorf will be run less often then usual, probably on the first and/or last of every month now. Dorf is ran on a separate server, found at byond://76.16.8.127:28020
>How is this station different from [station]?
Join the server and read the rules and changelog (located at the top right of the game window). The changelog has been cleaned up to show changes starting from the base code of the /nt/ branch.
Code branch from NT (also named d20Station) is updated a few times every week with fixes and new content.
If you have a bug, contact an admin in-game or on the thread to report it.
Note: This is NOT SS13 general.
Forgot to put the OP like a retard.
>>43864603
>Forgot to put the OP like a retard.
Ye.
Give me a sitrep for dorf, gents.
>>43865956
we're dying to R&D's shitty nuclear cells
>>43866059
Also dealing with the rest of emiko's shitty changes to R&D.
>>43866077
They're mostly working fine. Had some teething issues with syncing when there wasn't an R&D main server set up first, though.
>>43866059
If you want to set up the TEG feel free.
>>43866359
Whatever happened to nothing working, I keep hearing that for literally everything.
>>43866476
Autolathes weren't initially syncing up, research levels can't be seen, and earlier exosuit fabricators didn't give a message on not being able to sync, but that got fixed.
Overall it wasn't too bad.
>>43866645
That sounds pretty shitty still, wasn't that like the one thing they uploaded? I would imagine that if they even bothered to test it they would have discovered that.
This thread triggers me, I can't search for it using "D20" in the search field like I normally do.
>>43866804
There was some testing done, actually, which is how they found the exosuit issues.
Though what else might be going wrong?
?????
What is this mysterious 5?
>gather 4995 units of milk into a water tank, getting ready to turn it all into cheese
>gather all 8 people still on the station to the bar to witness it
>only one cheese wheel pops out, but it consumes 99% of the milk anyways
>tfw nernums releases the chickens
>they all get horrifically murdered
>>43867141
>tfw no cheese
>tfw freeman suggests we release the chickens
>tfw silently agree and we release the chickens
>tfw they're all murdered
>tfw I nearly have all my chickens back again from the insane amount of eggs my remaining ones were making
>tfw I only had remaining chickens cause they laid eggs as we were moving them out
>>43866889
Didn't touch this, but looked it up and just tested it;
origin_tech = "combat=6;materials=3;syndicate = 5;engineering=4"
>syndicate = 5;
>syndicate[space]5[space];
>organize and set up turrets at every major window or exit on the station
>halfway through the game realize that all carp actually come from carpspawn events and aren't actually on the map
>trigger a "random" carpspawn event
>turrets manage perfectly fine, only a few broken windows in blindspots until carp are promptly electrocuted to death
>turrets even help murder the chicken abomination we released
>the only bad thing was they mindlessly attack harmless simplemobs like pets
>carp managed just fine
>freemin carp spawns are 2 high just let me explore your map in peace!!
>>43867091
Wow. This is just sad.
on dorf
>no salt
>no pepper
>useless carp and chicken meat
kill me now
wish soup and boiled eggs is all anyone eats
>>43868104
theres an entire farm you could be growing food in
>>43867184
We should use this animation.
But then the only time we see the Nuke is due Adminbus.
>>43868178
Can you grow pepper?
post your face when you take an AFK guy's hardsuit and bag and find out he was fucking loaded with loot or weapons
>>43868104
Just in case I return and aren't looted, I have made myself a nutritious drink of boiled egg smoothie, sugar and water so I can get myself from starving to jittery in a manner of seconds.
>>43868792
apparently not
I thought peppercorns were already a thing
but the point stands that I've been mashing eggs into the soil to grow crops to feed the chickens so theres no reason you couldnt grow crops for your variety
frankly we're far better for food than usual, most of the time on dorf people just run around starving
>>43868885
>Soap, Mining Tools and a Retro Laser I found
>>43868885
Also
>Takes my headset
>Takes my gloves
>Takes my shoes
>>43869878
that's dorf this round? LLooks REALLY different than dorf as I remember it? Did you guys change up the starting location or the dorf asteroid at all?
>>43870297
>resonator
>plasma cutter
>kinetic accelerator
>retro laser
>hardsuit+helmet
>soap
>bag full of other shit people could have used
>gloves
>magboots
>all sitting in a locker unused
I thought that was Lee in the OP picture for a minute there
Excluding the admins, who do you think is the most robust player on this server?
Name more than one if you want.
>>43868885
>not putting him in a maid suit with a bag full of trash
>>43870624
>not putting him in the trash
>>43870754
>not trapping him in a reinforced room without tools, light and some mouse-traps
>>43870796
>not scanning him in the cloner, gibbing his still alive naked body and then trapping the genetically damaged clone of him in a reinforced room
>>43870817
>>43870796
>not leaving a carton of eggs and a piece of paper with "you can leave when you eat all the eggs" written on it in the room with him, then not letting him leave even if he eats all the eggs
>>43870624
>>43870754
>>43870796
>>43870817
>>43870851
God damn, /tg/
>>43870858
what can we say, we like to have fun around here
>>43870624
>>43870754
>>43870796
>>43870817
>>43870851
>not doing all of these combined
>>43870891
do you wanna have a GOOD time?
>>43870897
oh but my friend, that was always the plan
>>43870897
>not doing all of them while also putting him in a straightjacket inside a welded locker
>>43868104
I thought I put some in, well if not, it's contraband in the kitchenware vendor.
>>43868684
Nah, it's just something stupid I made like in ten minutes, and it's just a joke.
>>43870334
Depends, when was the last time you played?
A while ago when I got my hands on the map, I made the asteroid bigger and moved the station farther south, and then later made it apart of an asteroid field.
>>43872586
Last time was nearly a year ago.
>>43870851
Do that, but put half of them filed with potassium and half filled with water.
And suddenly a bunch of greytiding people storm on and start serially respawn-murdering everyone. Woo!
3 waves in before I went down.
>>43876548
Don't forget, they're calling the shuttle!
>>43876548
git gudder scrubs :^)
>>43876632
What, killing 12 people is not "gitting gud"?
Ckeys are Oogabooga123, Randomguy111111
and S3Cs4uN 8
>>43876807
abloo bloo
>>43876874
Hey, I had fun gunning down a dozen guys.
>>43876894
It was certainly fun to watch atleast.
Good thing we had admins on!
>>43876894
were they greytiding with the same names over and over?
>>43876964
One of them was, Jeremiah Nimeh or something, but the other two were on randomnames.
>dorf station restarts
>five minutes in, spacetime anomalies
>8 faithless, 3 vicerators, 2 basilisks, a goliath and a space bear all warp into or around the station before we even find guns to make turrets with
Why is it that we have so many admins and only one came on to help an hour or so after this shit happened?
>>43878144
Well, did anyone adminhelp it? Or mention it in the thread? Might have been hard to know without anyone saying things.
>Hitting faithless with cult blade
>>43878186
I believe some admin bitched about people ahelping when there were no admins on.
And if you look above you'll see we complained. No one should have hesitated, no one should be murdering like that on dorf.
>>43878476
but i had antag set to on, that means i can kill if i want
>>43878661
Yes you can good buddy.
On your own server.
Because I'm in the process of permabanning all three people.
So please feel free to call me a badmin cunt or something because of how obviously unfair I'm being.
>>43878850
There was five if i think...when i was getting deded,one was with flamer,and 4-3 other jimmies in cult robes...and one in a synducat suit...
>>43878850
how can i appeal ban? if i set antag on means i can kill i thoght? please this is favorite server
>>43879068
>>43879068
On the off chance this is serious.
No. Antag being on does not mean you get to kill people. Antag being on means you have a -chance- of being one of the dudes that is allowed to kill folks without being banned.
And on Dorf, all antagonist roles are turned -off- for the round.
>>43879068
>Favorite server
>Doesn't know how to use the antag-configuration that's the same on literally every server
Post your ckey.
>>43879155
Oogabooga123
>>43879189
Pffff
Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Literally the one who did the fucking most.
The rules even state that there's no antags on dorf.
As for your banning message,
>(Reason: [17:40:08]SAY: Joel Dimeling/Oogabooga123 : "Neck yourself you braindead nigger fuck"
I don't get the stupidity behind rushing and acting stupid as fuck about the entire server in a way that you'll know that you'll get banned
And then have the audacity to immediately ask to be unbanned.
>>43879321
>>43879990
not askin for immed unban
just appeal for a time ban
i did no see rules that say that only rule say as antag not blow up station?
>>43879990
Stupidity is the key word here. I think these guys are actually retarded.
>>43880152
There's rules text for Dorf Station that has been there for several months that explains in clear type that Dorf rounds have no antags, so no one should behave like antags, and no one should ever be antags, and if someone should through freak occurrence somehow still manage to become an antag, that they should ahelp that such has happened.
SERBER DED?Kidding, I know Gordan just knocked it down to bring it back to comfy
dorf is ded, long live dorf
highlights of dorf
>setting up turrets and bagging over 200 carps
>releasing chickens
>making one wheel of cheese from 4960 units of milk
>murdering chickens with lasers
>cloning five people in a pod because nobody else would
>making space fries out of potato people
>never venturing more than 20 meters from the station in favor of staying within turret safety net
>one piece of space dust randomly hitting a piece of gibonite causes a 20 gibonite chain reaction and leveling fireice's death asteroid
>farmer gunner wells
>rusty getting space retrovirus while being locked in a locker with 10 other people
>assholes trying to run inside medbay where I contained the infection to cure it with ryelaten so they can get a blood sample and shove it in a shitty pandemic
>pissant joining
>nernums knowing which character exactly is pissant because he was bumping into everyone in a 3-tile-wide hallway
>pissant's only crime the entire round was roleplaying an excited reporter and taking pictures of loot instead of bringing it back, pissing off explorer fags
>explorer fags dying in hordes
>cleaning up all dead clientless simple mobs while the mob controller was tracking just over 1,000 entites and only getting rid of 460 entites
>eating nothing but boiled eggs and water for hours
>>43879068
>mfw literal retards thinking they can appeal a ban
>>43876807
So status on these people,
>Oogabooga123
Obvious.
Randomguy111111/Randomguy10
Same dude, just kept respawning to murderbone.
>mrhuggles
Found him as silent and with a million attack logs when I checked, because
>S3Cs4uN 8
Actually didn't do anything. They literally just observed then left.
>>43881460
>mfw missed Rustyvirus due to being in the Braindead Locker
>>43882356
don't worry I cured it anyways
oh I also forgot
>even after a year widebagel is still a complete fucking waste of space in medical
>adding unholy amounts and variety of reagents to widebagel while medical does their best to try and stabalize him
teaching people willing to learn is nice
I threw your doll into space after playing with it, Lee. How does this make you feel?
>>43886171
well yo uwanna know how i feel you meming piece of fucking human waste ill tell you how i feel iforgive you
implementing some more workplace accidents that can occur from unsafe practicessuch as operating heavy machinery with unreasonably lengthed hair http://i.imgur.com/IbSy2cl.png
>>43886410
woops misordered lines already fixed
>>43886407
>you meming piece of fucking human waste
Oh the irony
>>43886410
>access denied for user "astv25"
what does this mean?
>>43886548
sql is not set up on my local test servers
>>43886579
hmm yes i definitely know what sql is
>>43886410
Thats not good enough, you need to make it pull them to the ground, and if they're on the ground, pull their head in and crush it like a grape.
Also do that for any long hair if they're on the ground, people need to learn about workplace hazards.
>>43886598
a file system that saves information from the server onto separate files on the host machine for persistence, things like bans, job bans, books, and other stuffgoogle it and educate yourself you fucking nerd
frohman why do you bully widebeaglehes okay
>>43886633
That sounds hilarious, but is there any way to prevent this, short of just going to the bathroom and shaving yourself?
>>43886780
You can use the mirror in the bathroom to change your facial and head hair. You can also use the shaver in the bathroom to remove your hair completely buy targeting the head on help intent and targeting the neck for beards
>>43886780
>>43886819
Oh wait, I misread.
I thought you were asking how to shave.
whoops
>>43886780
a helmet or mask that hides your hair will work as a preventative measure since it's bound up nicely inside your helmet it is not able to be caught
>>43886633
>Kidnap station females
>Tie them up, strip them down
>Throw them onto conveyor belt
>Twirl snidely whiplash mustache as the room is caked in blood
dorf over already? T_T
>>43886865
So the way to stave off space drow invasions is conveyors at every airlock?
>>43886755
he straight up deserves every bit of adminabuse he gets for shitposting 9 months straight and actively trying to drive people away from the server during that time because he couldn't act like a normal human being
>/egg/ has /egg/station which is basically a more building focused dorf
RIP
>>43887860
the only reason half of the people even spend time on dorf is because they want to run around the asteroid and be rewarded with guns and easy fights
usually what ends up happening is you get a few people who stay at base and improve and manage it and everyone else goes off and dies or brings back random loot. If you wanted a building focused dorf you can just host a sandbox server
>>43887879
And the rest of us like the ability to build out the asteroid station without having to worry about flying off into the void.
>>43887708
Oh by the way, congrats on getting specmod.
>>43889756
Cheers fellow human, here's hoping I don't fuck it up.
>>43890848
>Fucking up being a specmod
Literally how?
>>43890884
I dunno, I ain't exactly trying to find out
>>43890929
If someone as autistic as Freeman can be a mod, I'm sure you'll do fine.
>>43890946
>freeman
>autistic
pick one
it's more like
>astv/numnums
>autistic/autistic
hell I wouldn't be suprised if mezzo would be most autistic and just hiding powerlevel
>>43890946
>>43891012
uh being autistic is actually a required trait in an ss13 admin
non-autists can not be admins because they shrivel up and die when reading admin helps inside a lot faster
Gotta agree, I'll take the uncompromising perfectionists as admins thanks. They tend to know the systems best and teach best.
>>43890929
>Llolf
>with a trip
It's a weird feeling, watching all the old guard either disappear or admin up.
>>43893272
I miss tyrone
the only person I've ever felt truly guilty injuring in spacemens
>>43893676
i've never met him, I think. how was he like?
>>43894147
He was the black Mr Rogers of botany.
>>43894180
Also probably one of the best borgs we ever had.
>>43894215
A moment of cranking it in memory.
[trashcans being wrenched in the distance]
