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Our remilitarization under the warlords continues, as we somewhat try to delve into Brood mutations, and meet up with Tek bandits who say they are able to make any kind of tek for a price.
This is a discussion thread since I believe we've reached the point where our forces are so complex it does warrant additional planning. Also in case Genie is okay with a marathon.(Finally fixed it, got the subject heading the right old thread and all)
>>48124498
Again, our new map.
Things we still need to do regarding the map:
-Locate factions and monster nests
-Scout out the terrain and what the surrounding area is like
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12wCyA91tyGpRmagXXH3UGcPX0xC7XwcCJzoPJ5nOzic/edit#heading=h.bmfmux3sp385
Pastebin of heroes and notes
>>>>Resource Points: 6. 4 uncom, 3 rare, 2 v rare, 1 x rare resource. 15 Loot
>>>>Pop 200k
>>>>Military 100k
>>>>Food: Great
>>>>Water: Good
>>>>Morale: Good
>>>>Medicine: Average
>>>>Health: Very Good
>>>>Armaments: Good
>>>>Fuel: Good
>>>>Tech level: Good
>>>>>Reputation: Evil Inc.
>>>>>>Infrastructure: Meeting Room. Fish Farm. Hydroponics Bay. Medical Bay. vehicle Bay. Science Bay. Industrial Bay. Corporate Cells. Storage Center. Corp Construction Center. Water Treatment Center. Corp Recycling Center. Logistical Center. Command Center. Processing Center. Gym. Armory. Server Farm. Factory. Nanite Beds. Daycare. Fast Food Shops. Ballistics Lab. Breakroom. MAD Shop. Bad Bandit Bazaar. Casino+. Ammo Factory++. Tattoo Parlor+. Pleasure Palace(unused).
>>>>>>Defense: Fortified Superstructure. Auto Defense Network. Trenches. barbed Wire. SAMFAP
>>>>>>vehicles: Cargo Hover Haulers 54. VTOL Cargo Flyers 2. BB Behemoth. 1 CB Behemoth. BB Drones. 1 MMBB. 2k technical. 200 Bandit Tanks. 200 Bandit APC. 13 Bandit Super Tank. 13 Bandit Super APC. 100 RD VTOL.100 Subterrane
>>>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactor. Fast breeder Reactor. Emergency Generator. Plasma Pump. Fusion Reactor
>>>>>>Weapons: Corp Sidearms. Batons. Tasers. Riot Weaponry(limited). Thunder Firearms(Extensive). Primitive(plentiful). Explosives(limited).
>>>>>>armor: Armored Vest. Riot Armor(limited). Power Loaders. Thunder Full Body Armor(Extensive). Maticico Power Armor(extensive). Lighter Shields+(limited). Engineering Exo-Suit(abundant)
>>>>>>communications: Corp Comm Center.
>>>>>>Materials: 6 supply. Bot Tech 70 Mats. 16 common, 8 uncommon, 4 rare, 2 v rare, 1 ex rare, construction mats. 16 common, 8 uncommon, 4 rare, 2 v rare, 1 ex rare manufacturing mats. 23 common, 13 uncommon, 6 rare, 4 v rare, 2 ex rare basic mats. 16 common, 8 uncommon, 4 rare, 2 v rare, 1 ex rare psi mats
Brood composition notes from the last area.
>Original Cluster.
>Infested Zombie Hive.
>Infested Factory.
>Unit composition relies upon infested industrial zones and spawning nests to produce troops.
>Strong preference for swarm and overwhelming number tactics. For this units are very cheap and mass producible.
>Exceeding dangerous not due to numbers but due to carriers of plagues and payloads. Each unit is in fact a kamikaze unit more units equal more deaths equal more payloads going off.
>It got so bad that enemy bot forces were regularly routed once they succumbed to the constant plaguing payloads.
>If you killed them they went off.
>If you didn't kill them they tear your face off.
>Only way to win was not to play so Bot forces fled from the field against JAL.
>Meanwhile the payloads also had an infesting effect...
>Massive amounts of ground has been infested during the fighting JAL ordered it to sink underneath and age. Unknown number of nests are thereby maturing underground just waiting to explode upward.
>JAL also recovered vasts amount of carcasses which are being digested.
>We don't know much else. Will require research of brood or talking with JAL or Broodmother but even they might not know the answer.
>>48125629
We should try and make a unite of elite brood guards for the King
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>48126167
I wonder which tends to be more effective, Brood plasma spewers or a Plasma spewer built by humans
Bump.
Genie if you're around say so this anon may have some questions
Rolled 67 (1d100)
For once, the Warlord was actually. . .enthusiastic about Arty'ing up our Mountain! Awesome, I want to make it happen.
Action 1
Get a price range from the Tek Bandits on the following modifcations to our SAMFAP + RAGE system.
Currently, our SAMFAP + RAGE system has some key drawbacks which we would like fixed.
>fast firing artillery.
>Stating that at such rates what it can't kill will waste ammo
>what it can kill it doesn't need to spend that much ammo killing
We need to modify it to be able to select fire as well as full auto, with adjustable RPM. This should actually be fairly easy.
Similarly we would do well increasing the calibre so that it can kill bigger things, maybe more effective shell types for different things?
"Can you Tekkies help with this issue?"
>You can't create a big loud mess without BAD SHIT soon to rain down on your head.
Artillery silencers. This is the main thing. Instead of buying them pre-built how much for blueprints?
"This is the main thing, we want to be able to build silencers on our SAMFAP's when they are built. We'd be happy to afford the blueprints but if you refuse we'll just buy from you I suppose."
>"So unless you got the insane ammo stockpile to never stop shooting and walls high enough that it doesn't matter how big the corpse mountain is DON'T FUCKING DO IT."
Luckily we have the giant flying mountain for this. So that issue is resolved, and the Warlord even said to arty it up.
--
In addition, there is also the matter that we haven't exactly tested the other RAGE roles of AA and Anti-Tank. In theory, with the rapid rates of fire and rapid traversing turret they should be able to unload five shells upon five tanks in almost five seconds (or five helicopters), but I wager that would require more effective targeting computers as well as choice of shells such as AT or HEAT
"Anyway you can help make this the one shot one kill tank killer we're looking for? Or improve the AA capability?
>continued
Rolled 83 (1d100)
>>48128011
>Action 1 continued
There's also the matter of the OMITAR reverse engineering.
"We've got a LOT of Omitar Scraps and Robotics materials some of which we can sell to you too, but we'd like help reverse engineering them. This is the battle data we recieved.
>using multiple shield batteries and heavy repairable armor
[Multiple Shield Batteries] [Heavy Repairable Base Armor]
>Point defenses have been seen among their armies and lots of armor
[Point Defenses] [Redundant Base Armor]
>Even strange shielding blasts that get fired above their forces protecting them or even knocking our missiles out of the sky with a single pulse from strange machines
[Pulse Shields]
>Suddenly new installations suddenly arose and started firing back
[Rapid Installation Construction] [Rapid Artillery Construction]
"Actually in this case they probably just hacked more robot bases and had them build the arty system. But you never know."
> theirs would explode midair knocking our own shots out of the sky
[Explosive Interceptor Ammunitoin]
>While the rest of theirs lands around our base blasting with pulses and explosions
[Pulse ammunition]
>Meanwhile flack weaponry started to appear among their installations and fired upon us. When they were shooting our shots out of the sky they were blasting us with surprisingly powerful shots
[Additional Flak Shots] [Piercer Shots] (presumably shots which penetrate other shots, and then go on to attack a target)
"Also they built a giant artillery superweapon, we have videos of that too."
"Can you help us with these techs? Got the omitar materials right here just need to piece em together and figure out how they work.
>continued
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>48128052
Action 2
"Do you have anything good for AA, Tek Bandits?
Air is probably going to be the biggest threat to our mountain because some monsters fly. On top of that enemy air attacks, including droppods that deliver troops and explosives through shields.
Our RAGE system is capable of firing flack shells like machine guns and track moving aircraft but even flak stopped being effective in the old world by using fast planes or aircraft with heavy shields to repulse flak shrapnel or point defenses to take down surface to air missiles
Our SAMFAP's can manufacture either shells or rockets and missiles. Got any good AA weapon designs or ammo types to counter Anti-AA and take down even advanced flyers?"
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>48128011
>>48128052
>>48128194
Hope the CEO can get us a good price
>>48128672
Well shit, guess he did!
>>48128672
EXCELLENT ROLLING
bumpan
It's been awhile since we had so much in one buying action. Here's hoping we don't lose all our resources again. We will need them to upgrade the rock.
>>48129006
What should we name it?Certainly not Rock of Ages again
New Artillery Mountain?
Maticio Mountain?
Axum's Hammer?
>>48129048
Bro Fist Mountain
>>48129287
I can back that
>>48128672
Fucking nice
bamping
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>48128672
I daresay he can get us a good price.
Rolled 59 (1d100)
>>48128672
Usually trade doesn't cost an action. We spent 2 actions on trading with those motherfuckers WITH the CEO (hopefully he gets another upgrade from the crit).
Anyway, as nice as that is we NEED to keep Axum training our military. I went to sleep and everyone fucking forgot that he still has shit he wants to do to them.
And let me tell you that something very, VERY bad is coming. We need to trade for what we need and RAMP UP ASAP.
>>48129287
I like Brofist mountain
Might I suggest for floating art mountain. We get a cloaking field for it, the tek bandits said they got a force shield that also muffles sound.
Stick a tractor beam on the bottom and we have an invisible floating under fortress
>>48132874
We've actually tried stealthing stuff like that before. It works about as well as you'd expect it to and is super fucking expensive. Better to invest the resources into being able to better defend it.
>>48132874
If we can get that mountain to haul ass. We may not need to much stealth.
Just pull some of the tech form the ninja behemoth. Then we should be able to get with in range to sucker punch with the Fist. Send in the boys and leave the target to the monsters and zombies.
>>48132925
>>48132874
Pic related for our future town.
Except also with more airfields, maybe some heavy missile silo's, and a lot more spaceship armored plating
>anon rubs the lamp
bamp
Rolled 34 (1d100)
So why don't we just build a network of normal-sized thrusters that include the same touch JAL performed on our base structures so they're self repairing? Distributed targets are harder to take out, we could network them all together for the same effect as a few giant thrusters.
Also, since we're trying to improve our military and integrate broodtech.
-Armor augments and/or implants that let us take advantage of the brood's diversity of avenues of communication.
We've got the Corp Comms Center and it's obviously pretty good to have lasted us this long, but we noticed when our guys ran towards our base and caused the big clusterfuck in our last area that sometimes orders just don't go through in the heat and confusion of battle.
-Combat Drug Manufacturing Implants
I'm SURE the Brood has some sick-ass combat drugs (or could develop some easily, shit we could buy some), and I'm SURE they can make something to plug into our guys that releases those drugs when appropriate. Combat drugs are an extremely effective and relatively cheap way to give our guys extra OOMPH to take on really tough enemies and win.
-Medigel Implants
Self explanatory. It plugs up holes and lets our guys keep fighting, decreased losses of troops is always a good thing. Umbra is a medical Mega and the Brood probably already has something that accomplishes this so it shouldn't be too hard to get a version for our guys.
-Increased Toughness, Regen, Reactions, Endurance
Standard stat increases that are still very valuable and shouldn't be overlooked. Redundant organs and/or healing factor makes our guys tougher and quicker to recover. Reaction time improvement can be accomplished with some sort of implant or improved senses. Ideally endurance would come from somehow make our men compatible with brood hyper-efficient fat cells.
-Implantable Weapons
I've never actually been able to come up with any ideas along these lines that work in concert with power armor but I'm sure there are some.
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>48134378
I've also been playing a lot of E.Y.E. lately and I want some sort of shoulder mounted auto-targeting missile for our power armor that gets its ammo from the BAMFAPs strapped to their backs.
>Anon rubs the lamp even HARDER
bample
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>48135290
>>48127345
what? its my day off goddamn it.
>>48124498
Your pissing the P.
>>48128011
"Stealth shots or guns?"
>>48128011
"We got ALL kinds of ammo for sale. Including old world stocks but that stuff is EXTRA expensive! OR we got some nifty possibly MAD influenced post fall ammo its cheap!
>>48137321
Well if you want to take a break can't stop you and you should rest if you want, but we got some good ideas thrown around here.
Also direct your attention to >>48128672
>>48137321
Does this diagram help Genie?
Basically, regarding the RAGE
>Needs select fire mode for reduced ammo wasting
>Improved killing ability (Axum says it's just wasting it on stuff it can't kill so we'd like to improve what it can kill)
>Artillery Silencers for the Gun + Blueprints for silenced shots
>Computerized Guidance systems. Based off Omitar + whatever they can offer to allow it to attack multiple tanks or flyers with precise, accurate shots for further ammo efficiency
>Computerized identification + shell production (makes the right shell for the right job)
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>48137321
I think what anon is also asking is that preferably we get blueprints for those special ammo types/gun mods instead of buying premade from stock.
That way we can just make more instead of having to come back and buy and stockpile. Our forces are geared around "produce what you need when you need it"
Understandably this is probably more expensive but we'd like to pay for it.
I'm wondering if these Tek bandits even have blueprints or are good at tech modification, production and research, or they simply just stockpile and use advanced tech but don't so much make them.
>>48137731
>>48137321
>>48128052
Another diagram for the Omitar Reverse Engineering.
Basically, just show them how Omitar fought with artillery against us.
We want to emulate and copy what they did, and we have lots of scraps they can use to reconstruct and reverse engineer the technology and we will pay for it as well as provide some of the extra scraps as payments
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>48138032
It's not scraps its robotic materials actually
Wonder if Genie's writing, waiting on us, or took up that offer to rest.
Eitherway, sleep well Genie if you are
Rolled 6 (1d100)
>>48137321
Tell us if it seems we're misinterpreting what the Tek bandits can do/are offering
So what is our terrain like? I know the orbital elevator is in the centre...but whats the rest like?
Rolled 13 (1d100)
>>48137731
>>48138032
They all have that tek available for sale.
The artillery silencers will be especially expensive however.
They aren't ones for selling blueprints and naturally they have some MAD countermeasure for reverse engineering their tech.
They gotta force people to come back you know?
You DID roll a 100 so likely did find some of their blueprints on sale...for a very pretty expensive penny lots of them.
>>48139488
buy them. no question.
Do heroes level up in your system genie because has the CEO done so yet or gained any new traits?
Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>48139471
Former major commerce center crashed by a fuck ton of space debris.
It had a huge city around it...megacity size used to mind you.
You have to be aware that most of the 'megacity' was actually for commerce and not actual city space.
Most of it was wiped out or heavily fought over. Much of the former city is simply gone and the near the tower has been converted into crude living space.
The tower was considered VERY important and was well protected during the Fall the rest of the city however...not so much.
At best you had corp forces fighting to defend their installations.
once we scout it out ill fill in the rest
>>48139488
>They all have that tek available for sale
>You DID roll a 100 so likely did find some of their blueprints on sale...for a very pretty expensive penny lots of them.
Buy them. Blueprints first until we have them bought, then the rest on retrofitting/equipping what we have now. Money is not an issue.
Would like to see what we have left (if any) so we know our next actions.
We've already been made broke once before anyway.
>>48139923
Who are you strange, and wonderfully drawfagging anon?
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>48139488
>>48139516
"Axum we are about to MASSIVELY improve our artillery among other things both for the mountain and for our tanks.
So before we make this gigantic purchase, which we will, nows a good time to say 'WAIT I WANT SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT' before we do. Cause you're the warlord and we're the corps."
>>48140027
WELP
Guess he doesn't want much.
>>48140027
>>48140038
He wants drugs...all the drugs...he's been clean to long and is getting withdrawals.
>>48139923
Post that next thread to anon
Rolled 99 (1d100)
Trade Purchases:
Buy ALL the blueprints we have requested first. Full expense.
Then with what's left, buy existing stocks equipment to upgrade our equipment. Blueprints take priority
Action 1
Jarzi to continue disinfecting the Brood Pleasure Palace
Action 2
Since likely the trade is going to be resource intensive, go out on another RAID with Axum at the helm.
Actually just give the action to Axum to let him do what he will, but ask politely if today's training can involve lootening or resource stealing as well.
MAD
JOY, I really liked that tune!
Can you and the Mad Band practice it again? I swore you were making the zombies dance that one time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dyO9SWiY7k
...I have the strangest sensation to go have SAL find a wooden mask for some reason
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>48140432
vote
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>48140432
Supporting
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>48140432
Backing this
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>48140432
Time to buy
Bamp
Bloomp.
Art bump....desu i only drew death's door like that because i recently watched FMA...sorry about that
>>48141635
It would be super cool if you drew some iconic scenes from the older civs too
>>48142357
I could do that...I mean I aint that great....im a drunken ozzy ffs. But provide me a link to a post/describing the event/people and sure ill give a few a go.
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>48140432
I'm kinda wondering why we don't just pay them to build our crap for cheaper than the blueprints. Build up trust in the new possible trade partner and maybe get a discount later.
It would be nice to have some allies for taking the tower back. Otherwise it's merging with JAL's forces to gain more actions to work with.
>>48143643
Heh.
Also we should see if they have gear we can buy to upgrade our heroes. Equipment for them is important as well.
last bump for the night from me
Bamp
>>48143643
Fuck yeah
So, besides the plan of improving our armed forces by solving our weaknesses and generally just raising the quality, what are our plans?
An obvious one is to try to raise our population back to what it once was, both for more troops and generally because it is useful.
I feel we need, and have pushed for us to, expand our number of bases and our production facilities.
Another would be fusing with a group of survivors or a think-tank.
There is the plan to go and become a space civ but I feel we are quite unready for such an action.
>>48147365
Umbra could not do the space civ even if they wanted to. Consider that.
If we want ultimate power we are better of joining the Brood which is an option that is barred only because we don't know the full ramifications or have controll over the process.
I believe our strategy, however, should involve more brood. We will follow the Brooding Bandits by laying brood nests and having them take over zombie hives and monster dens to multiply, thereby pacifying areas. Unfortunately the drawback of not being able to live in those areas, but I think that's mitigated by having nices places we can live in.
>>48147430
I dislike the concept of relying on the brood. They are a "win" button if used correctly and that doesn't mean they are bad but rather I want to try to develop besides them.
Also I agree, we need a change of strategy, because WW 1 tactics was never going to work out. For one simple fact; the enemy isn't going to agree to not use things that make them redundant or retarded.
I want to make our troops competent and then to develop a theme from that rather than the other way round.
>>48147493
Eh, yeah that's already going the way considering a stronger investment in fast vehicles and blitz tactics.
Of course we can develop besides them, however, encouraging their development gives us the best of both options.
If we choose to unite/be absorbed by the Brood, then they are aptly strong enough.
If we choose to remain independant we can continue to do so, whilst having them be strong.
There is very little reason not to support Brood growth especially considering we already have some smatterlings of brood tech among us in addition considering that what is very likely the avatar of the Grim Reaper himself Elton Skeller and his army of the truly dead is coming for us we need all the help we can get.There's also hints he may bring an army and a VERY powerful hero from a past civ against us too
>>48147493
>>48147561
Consider the fact that we're not the only ones to use this tactic too.
Zed bandits do a similar thing with zombies akin to Umbra, send hordes of them at the enemy like a sledgehammer while their own elite forces like a scalpel slice em up, and then raise the dead as more zombies while the Zeds remain human.
The Rejects integration of mutants and robotics forces into their warband.
The use of feral or unnatural wildlife is hardly a revolutionary concept.
>>48147561
You raise good points but we are like two sides of the same coin. We agree things must change but we are slightly different in belief as to how they should change.
Luckily we agree that we need to improve and our beliefs as to how to improve might mesh quite well.
By the way if we merge with the brood. They get the bandit power to auto upgrade with new gear, in their case DNA.
brood bump
bamping
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>48143643
Genie, if you want to keep your sanity you should probably move very slowly and give us some god-awesome trade action. It looks like the dice are none-too-pleased that you didn't fulfill it on the first go around...who knows what they'll do if you frustrate them?
Bamping
>anon gently rubs the lamp hoping for a small but awesome update, please
>>48152334
O come now let Op rest. Burning out is something we do not want for people.
>>48152493
oh, ok
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>48152334
The GENIE is summoned!
For now anyway I'll still pop in to answer questions off and on as anons plan or discuss stuff.
Or answer questions if you ask ic characters about something.
>>48142983
There is a great big old compiled archive somewhere...I know it exists because I gave a very nice big boon to the anon who compiled it as thanks.
Especially as some threads were never archived properly.
>>48139923
very noice. Its more wrecked in general(lots of ruins though) indeed only the stuff near the tower has been rebuilt. Albeit in an often ramshackle, disorganized, and post apoc styling.
Expeditions are however popular to go into the tower.
Mostly in the attempts to repair, climb, or pilfer what it may still contain. Lot of forces are digging around in those old ruins because they know much of it was old corp trading centers which are bound to have some good left behind cargo.
>>48150746
The dice god(dess) will get even with me regardless.
>>48152891
Hey Genie, help me make sure I got this down, trying to describe that fuck awesome battle against the Heart of the Jungle.
So from what I remember, General Dukov and his paramilitary army of vast hordes of behemoths, mobile forts, and even 8 mobile bases lead an attack down the slopes of the great crater into the heart of the Jungle itself, with Ramona and her shining chrome Super Bandit Spider tank at the helm cutting through beasts with gunfire.
And at the very tip of this Warlord Slag with Joe on his back rushed forward sending huge brood beasts flying with each punch while Joe blasted them with plasma and insane insults.
Am I missing anything?
>>48152891
Also we asked General Axum if he wanted anything to buy from the Tek bandits
>>48152891
Genie who lives in the tower itself? It's a bit unclear it's mentioned as a cityscape but not very detailed.
>>48152891
Well unless the maker redid one and I don't have that link. The one I been posting at the time I believe it had most, if not all.
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ufBecUILGaUawnuV62JSrMBHDdhisZF1VqIP1wr90T4/edit
Since then we have had that One Piece quickie, Space Romance and that break from what I remember.
>>48153244
Hey Genie, if I update this again do we get another Boon?
>>48153310
Boons are gifts..not rewards anon. One can not simply do task and hold their hand out for a reward, if a task is done we may receive the Genies favorAtleast I think so
>>48154520
I believe Genie still has a bounty out on fitting pics. We will get background boons for those.
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>48153027
Warlord Slag and Joe actually emerged WITHIN the crater from the underground brood passageways fighting the entire time. They were believed dead at the time.
The mobile walking bases combined into a super base to unleash the super weapon to scour the crater as a last ditch effort that succeeded. It worked killing the brood leader...but the King survived to make his way out to near the Memor base.
The brood forces then split into several different newish broods. One of which was technically Clora'Zels.
>>48153044
He has a lot of items he would like. Mostly more advanced teks and madtek.
He is a big fan of going pure bandit.
>>48153100
Unknown.
Umbra files indicate that Umbra has infiltrated it finding all matter of horrors and factions floor by floor.
Umbra thinks that during the Fall that tower was one of the last stand locations. Umbra believes forces were either fighting to get off the planet or in...possibly both. Which added to the chaos.
Umbra isn't exactly certain but after seeing the mess inside they put aside their goals of retaking the tower and Jenny concentrated on reunifying the Umbra remnants.
Whatever is inside there it was even enough to get Jenny to back down without hesitation.
Jenny wants Rizal to secure the surroundings around the tower but not the tower itself.
>>48153310
Yes i noticed it was out of date.
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>48155567
Bah meant Warlord Duel Fist not old warlord Slag.
I think one issue we all might have is we don't really have a goal beyond survival, no win condition as it were? I mean...I wanna get the space elevator up and running again but from what I hear that may not be possible..So then what? keep going until a bigger fish finally gets us?
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>48156502
Taking the area around the tower will be a challenge, taking the tower itself will be a massive challenge, and god help you when you reach to the top.
Honestly I been waiting for anons to stumble upon a win condition given how long and successful this civ has been.
Its cool if anons come up with their own win conditions. I would respect whatever they were but be aware a true win condition results in a game over by VICTORY!
>>48156502
Anon area domination has been nigh impossible save but for a few civs out of 30. That will always be a long term goal.
>>48157730
Genie how would you rate our past mutants based on a level of strength?
The Guanyin had some scary psionic mutations at the end
The Splicers were just all around stronk
And the Memor had mutant variation (Strongarms, Tectus, Mulics) on top of numbers of psionic Memor soldiers.
Rolled 85 (1d100)
>>48157730
"Rizal, what do you want to be when you grow up?
A Broodmother and Queen like your own mother?
A superscientist like your father? Or maybe even a Hybrid engineer like he did.
A mighty Warlord and Fighter like your uncle the King?
Or something else?"
>>48156502It's not entirely impossible anon, it's simply likely impossible for us to do it alone by ourselves.
But I can think of some scenarios involving other powers that could get that space elevator up and running.
>>48156502
Guys...i've got an idea....I can't belive I never thought of it before... hang trying to fight our way up the elevator...or even trying to take the surrounding area. We have two options....
>1
We turn our floating mountain into a god damn satellite to orbit the world.
>2
We build a stealthed as fuck and heavily shielded small mobile fortress on spider legs...AND CLIMB THE OUTSIDE OF THE SPACE ELEVATOR!
Rolled 16 (1d100)
>>48157907
Splicers had the best potential.
Memor was the strongest due to variety. When they fell however all their strains ran off to become their own people. Assuming they didn't get eaten by fucking Clora'Zel.
Guanyin were the weakest.
>>48158084
I love how hardcore those two options are.
>>48157929
"...I have yet to choose. JAL says it should be my choice. No one ever asked me that not even Elton as he didn't want THAT. But i am THAT? So how can I do that?"
"My sister wanted me to be like her..."
"My Mother wanted me to evolve the Brood.
My Father...he sees me as a mistake.
My Auntie wants me to take command. She was strange...claims to have been there when the brood were created and she invited me to study under for the ways of War."
My great aunt wants me to be like my father a mad scientist or an engineer..."
My mother's side of the family wanted BROOD. Wanted to evolve...some wanted to kill me claiming that I am a heretic...while others wanted to consume me, or for me to evolve a NEW superior brood.
My new brood uncles claimed I shit evolve myself first and FIGHT."
"...everyone has something. Even the new people and the old...I don't know though, but JAL says that is okay too. Him and only Elton says that is okay. JAL says he'll handle things until I am ready...Elton said I should stay the same. Jenny says I shouldn't stay...and that I need to choose."
"I don't know what to choose...yet at the same time I know that staying the same may not be a good idea."
>>48158410
>My Father...he sees me as a mistake.
Ouch Richard what the fuck man
>>48158410
>I love how hardcore those two options are.
Go big or go home, this is Post Apoc there is no home to go back to so that leaves little choice.I'd have it no other way
>>48158410
How could Rizal be a mistake?
She not only has the potential to unlock the superior intellect of her father one of the greatest scientist that ever lived, but also having the Brood on top of it.
Bamp
Bumple
Wonder why Volk thinks his daughter is a mistake
>Anon gently holds the lamp, waiting patiently for the Genie to come out on his own accord
anticipation
>>48165982
huh, wrong pic.
>>48165982
It kinda works. We're bandits after all and that mess use anything we can to fire.
Genie, what kind of passive or active traits makes a hero really good at morale boosting speeches?
Does Command count?
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>48166165
Pretty much. Looks like some kind of energy or sonic weapon.
Bandits love sonic weaponry and are the only ones insane to do so regularly given what they attract.
>>48166595
Speech for active.
Otherwise there is passive stuff relating to morale, leadership, and other stuff that effects morale.
Morale is basically a type of hit point. When its 0 a unit 'dies' so to speak.
>>48163529
Volk got raped by an eldritch abomination there is a reason why he is biased.
He never EVER wanted the Brood to get a hold of tech assimilation ability. In fact when they were created Volk was one of the few people who installed a safe guard.
And guess which one Volk made?
Why the hell do you think the Brood have such a hard time with it? That it was by accident?
Volk MADE them that way. He was the one who installed that very safeguard(and why he was so good at bypassing it)!
What he did not see coming was his transformation and then vulnerability which allowed for something like Rizal to be created.
I literally had down in my notes that if a crit failed happened within a very specific subject with Dr. Volk present what would happen...
against all odds guess what happened?
I always figured it was some kind of karmic payback in universe considering what all he has done except for the potentially dire consequences it would have.
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>48158410
"Oh poor Rizal. This world is a hard and broken one and you've traveled it far and wide enough to know so. Whatever you end up deciding to do make sure you do it for yourself, not for anyone else.
But look at us, a fallen-from-grace megacorp thinking we can lecture someone who has experienced the memories of an entire civilization. We'll stop now but you should know that at some point you'll be forced to choose. For our part we're with JAL and we'll do whatever we can to buy you time to make sure YOU are the one who made the choice, not anyone else."
>>48158410
Do you forget that the Guanyin were, each and every one, hero-tier for psi strength with multiple nat-100 mutations that got further enhanced by Monstrous Mutagen?
You just kind of dismissed them out of hand, but surely they were among the most powerful mutants we've ever seen on an individual basis? They ripped apart a zombie horde with their bare fucking hands and didn't suffer a single casualty.
>>48166952
They're actually Aether Oscilators, a line of model rayguns and disintegrators designed by steampunk enthusiast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSwNFVjCquU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1JNzEKsUxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKQDqCvGjhM
Are there any disintegrator type weapons in your setting Genie?
We always see Lasers, Phasers, Plasma, Sonic weapons and Tesla but not very many disintegrating weapons that make material literally vanish into particles.
>>48166952
Also link to crit 100 >>48143643
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>48166952
Yes this means Doctor Volk was present during the creation of the weaponized Brood.
He was one of the advising personnel and its why he knew so much about the Brood. Why else do you think he knew all those things and survived SOLO against a broodmother trapped?
Why else did he just HAPPEN to know how to bypass the Brood tech assimilation problem? That his weapons...were oddly effective against the Brood?
Doctor Volk Pre Fall was an utterly notorious character and supreme genius.
>>48166977
Ah I forgot...but yeah psi wise they were the most powerful.
Especially considering those zombies were WASTELAND zombies. A special breed of bad asses.
Then again anything that can survive in a wasteland is a de facto bad ass.
>>48164871
I had an appointment so i was running late.
>>48158573
Because of what she represents.
Doctor Volk was there during the Brood Wars.
He was there during their creation.
He knew more about the brood then possibly the brood itself.
Rizal was a case he was DESPERATELY trying to avoid...
Something like Rizal is an incredible disaster even by POST FALL standards.
Think Protoss/Zerg hybrid level oh shit level bad.
Doctor Volk was the guy desperately trying to prevent their creation and installed a mechanism to prevent it from ever happening...but guess what happened?
>>48167057
Disintegrators became popular during the brood wars because it fucked over their ability to recycle biomass.
Same with hi intensity weapons like plasma weaponry which also helped.
In fact it was due to the brood wars that plasma weaponry left the space battlefield to take action upon worlds.
As their ability to hamper brood biomass recycling became increasing prized.
It was also that war where one saw the rise of more advanced and commonly seen to be suicidal power armors among other tech.
Humanity got really REALLY desperate during that war.
>>48167057
>>48166952
This anon even used them in another setting, made a bit of fluff about them.
>Aether Oscilators
Two difficulties face the modern man of civilization in his quest for a more effective energy weapon:
-The improvement in Anti-Disintegration heavy armor
-Vile magic
As we all know, every day armor and steels get thicker, harder, and more resiliant to total mass annihilation, while wizards and sorcerors continue to dismay and befuddle technology at each instance.
BUT NO LONGER!
Thanks to the miraculous invention of Dr. Grodrbort's Aether Oscilators.
The Aethersphere is the field of invisible energy that surrounds all reality, like magnetism, or gravity, and it is through manipulation of this Aether field that magicians and wizards are able to make an effect upon the material universe.
Dr. Grodbort's Aether Oscilators send out a highly charged vibration wave that oscilates this natural field, resulting in not only the disruption of magical spells and conjurations but what's more also causing the very subatomic particles of mass to be flung from their nuclei. Vibration of the Aethersphere results in the same bypassing of the natural laws of physics that binds atoms together, causing atoms themselves to shake themselves to pieces thereby rendering even the most densest atomically layered armor into a slurry!
Rolled 84 (1d100)
>>48143643
>>48140432
>99
>100
I dig it. Anyway, for all the things we're bad at, manufacturing shit is not one of them. I get the feeling these Tek Bandits are more the ThinkTank/Bandit hybrid and we're the Megacorp/Bandit hybrid. We should actually see about teaming up with them on a partnership basis for things their bots don't quite have a handle on.
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>48167121
One of the most infamous tech to arise during the Brood War became known as Death Cans.
Named such because putting one was guaranteed death preferably a quick painless one upon the battlefield or a slow and painful off it.
Guess what they were?
Death Cans were actually a experimental power armor...powered by an experimental mini nuclear reactors. Problem is the shielding was imperfect...as the tech was young and still experimental. They were used however because of how much it vastly improved power armor performance.
Regardless of that they were forcibly fielded leading to the creation of the infamous Death Cans.
Because nobody EVER survived using one of them. Eventually they couldn't suppress this despite insane battlefield losses against the Brood and despite the horrifying side effects they were still regularly fielded. Just now with volunteers and criminals.
Death Cans became one of the most iconic images of humanity's desperation during the Brood Wars. Especially when a particular crazy bunch of glorious bastards weren't satisfied with them.
They actually volunteered to use the 'experimental' ones where the nuclear reactors to be replaced with the far more dangerous mini Fusion reactors...that then forcefully jury rigged the system to fuse with plasma weaponry and a self destruct switch.
That group became one of the most legendary fighting groups during the Brood Wars known simply as the 'stars of the brood wars'. There was not a single survivor who lived to see the end of the Brood Wars as supposedly the last of them died during the final onslaught. A suit of their jury rigged armor was captured and put in a museum.
The 'stars' were a widely popular accidental propaganda when a few videos were seen with soldiers using their experimental Death Cans and jury rigging to annihilate vast swathes of brood forces with their redlined screaming in protest plasma weapons before seemingly detonating by accident or by choice taking even more with them.
>>48167121
>Rizal was a case he was DESPERATELY trying to avoid...
>Something like Rizal is an incredible disaster even by POST FALL standards.
>Think Protoss/Zerg hybrid level oh shit level bad.
Elaborate Genie,
why is Rizal such a threat? Or so different from the rest
Is it that she has the DNA for Richard's brains in her?
Or was there literally never a human / Brood offspring before?
>>48167339
It sounds like Ghouls would LOVE death cans for all that delicious radiation. Give or take the dramatic explosions.
Rolled 55 (1d100)
>>48167341
It's the ability to interface with (and later infest) tech as well as...understand the viewpoint of a technological civilization and their problem solving techniques. Currently the Brood relies upon evolution and crafting mutations to solve its problems, which is analogous to using tools but not quite.
Basically imagine if ants knew how to create and use tools in addition to what they can already do, and knew to create a tool to use as leverage to solve problems instead of driving at it til it was dead.
Or something along those lines anyway.
>>48167504
oh, Rizal has that ability too then like Jal?
Also yeah, I know that very well, it's what Petyr was begging and pleading for with his super smart brain.
Kind of ironic now that i realize Dr. Volk was 100% against that in the long run, and here Petyr was talking to him about "Broodified Battleships"
Rolled 45 (1d100)
>>48167339
Those experimental death cans as they later were legendary for the use of a fusion mini reactor rigged together with plasma weaponry pushing them far beyond their limits and a self destruct switch.
They became so popular even ordinary Death Cans mimicked their design. However without the fusion reactor they were not able to unleash the full plasma power so it was stopped. However they did keep the self destruct switch.
Most soldiers however even volunteers refused to use the the modified experimental death cans because of how insanely painful they were to use. According to witnesses they stank of burnt flesh and noxious gases as their pilots burned/melted themselves alive inside those suits.
Some say leaked gasses kept them insane or sober enough to fight even as they dissolved and were burned alive. Regardless their unique stench ensured even if you couldn't see the poor bastard you could most assuredly smell him.
The few users of the suits who talked about the suits stated that the suits when fired up in battle ran so hot you really did start to cook, even as leaks proceeded to dissolve you slowly, and ironically when cooling fluid leeked keeps you cooled down enough/alive to fight a bit longer.
Nobody has ever seen the effects of the suits on the users because they always self destructed in a great plume of plasma. Unlike with the Death Cans with whom 'survivors' are well documented. However as witnesses tell you the stench was incredibly unique before the guaranteed plasma plume.
Even when the death cans finally stopped being death cans the fusion death cans were still commonly seen on the battlefield. Cooking themselves alive and slowly just so they could kill even more brood before their suits invetiably self destructed.
They were such a terrifying foe even Brood forces were seen running away from them.
>>48167356
In the post fall ghouls are the only ones insane enough to use the death cans.
Mostly due to how outdated they are.
Rolled 49 (1d100)
I implore anons to stay on course and REMEMBER to give AXUM an action every turn to deal with our troops until he's tired of it.
I would also encourage anons to begin MANUFACTURING the FUCK out of vehicles, upgrades for vehicles, upgrades for weapons and armor, move VTOLs, and all the schematics we're about to get. Start it, assign Ginny to it because she's been all panicky since her hair got scorched off, hasn't done anything lately, and has a sweet passive bonus built up and will continue to build a bonus if we continue to use her to assist in the manufacture shit consecutively.
Please, please anons remember.
I'd advise, in order:
-Manufacture RD VTOLs to 500
-Manufacture Fighters to 200
-Manufacture Bombers to 100
-Manufacture Gunships to 200
-Manufacture Tanks to 500
-VTOL Cargo Flyers to 100
-APCs to 500
-Super Tanks to 100
-Super APCs to 100
-Subterrine's to 200
-RAGE Super Tanks to 50
-Technicals to 5k
-Hover Cargo Haulers to 200
Then upgrades.
-Silencers, artillery and small arms
-Assorted weapon mods (Scopes, Lasers, foregrips, etc)
-Non-plasma shields for infantry (buy a design)
I dunno what after that but we'll probably get embroiled in some sort of trouble by that point.
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>48167565
Rizal's is perfected unlike JAL.
The irony is what Petyr wanted Doctor Volk was 100% against and already knew how to do it.
There is a reason why he played dumb.
>>48167341
Because she can fuse brood with tech.
Brood tech incapability was something Volk installed into the broods as a countermeasure designed to be appear as an 'accident' while he helped create them. That 'accident' would later save countless lives as it forced brood to rely solely upon their biotech.
Ironically his actions to cripple the brood from their very creation would never be known nor would the amount of lives he saved because of it.
Then again no one would ever suspect him of having the heart to do it given his laundry list of crimes against humanity in the name of SCIENCE!
So he got away with it.
However Rizal is able to seamlessly bypass it! Which not even JAL can do(given his imperfect fusions).
If Dr. Volk ever found out about JAL he would destroy him because JAL is the only one capable of actually being able to teach Rizal how to use her gifts properly.
The reason why Rizal is such a threat is simply because of her immense potential. Its why Clora'Zel created her and Richard never wanted it to happen.
>>48167715
I believe in you.
We have the RD VTOL designs, however we still waiting for blueprints from the Think Tank for our Bombers and we need to buy superior blueprints in addition to those for fighters and gunships and the likes.
We can probably produce some of those in stock, but I would prefer buying superior blueprints to build much better quality vehicles instead.
And researching them just takes too damn long to do on our own
Would you compromise of the next set of turns being going on Raids for loots and then buying great blueprints from the Tek Bandits and then producing them + Producing them?
It works even better because superior Bandit vehicles synchronize with Axum's specialty.
Also I don't know what numbers Axum wants either.
>>48167796
>>48167715
Basically what I'm saying is I would rather we spend the effort to get good blueprints for good vehicles than manufacturing ordinary and probably inferior stock quality.
>>48167796
*Purchasing them (blueprints) + Producing them
Rolled 41 (1d100)
>>48167796
Well no I don't really think we should wait for superior vehicle designs to begin manufacturing vehicles (though maybe for weapons mods and shields).
We should be getting blueprints of all sort from the Tek Bandits this turn. That's what the past two action-plans that both got 100s dictated.
My objective with this is to establish our ability to fight in a combined arms manner and quickly, as well as establish a basis of good solid fodder to prevent losses of valuable vehicles when we get ahold of blueprints for them or purchase them later on.
You have to keep in mind that we don't have a single thing that an inferior quality design. The worst, most basic designs we've got are still good and solid (such as all the basic bandit vehicles, the super vehicles actually being drool-inducing to most bandit factions) and benefit from bonuses from our manufacturing to boot.
Long story short we've not been playing to our strengths of being able to spam. I want spam in place then we can get good shit.
Rolled 56 (1d100)
>>48167970
Also it doesn't really matter what numbers Axum wants (unless the ones I cited overshoot his desires...which I doubt). This'll give us a baseline to build off of in all departments. Most importantly though it'll give us (and therefore Axum) flexibility and OPTIONS other than "Infantry advance."
Don't get me wrong, we have really good infantry it's just that we don't have anything other than them and arty right now.
>>48167760
Hey Genie, would you give us a boon if I ventured a guess that Axum is Warlord Slag's protege, Boytoy from the Bloodsnows?
>>48167970
It won't take that long to buy a really good APC or Technical design to start with, considering that will be the bulk our first forces. All it will take is a turn or two of purchase and trades and bam, we have great vehicles.
Although, hmmm, wait
Was it that bandits Auto-Upgrade along with Auto-Equipt?
So if we buy a Great blueprint for a vehicle, do all our vehicles get auto-upgraded to taht variant?
--
In addition to the vehicles and weaponry, more Brood investment will add a further secondary flexibility. We'll have them to fight alongside us with their numbers and strenght, as well they are better at area pacification than us. Use em to eat and take over monster nests, zombie hives, etc.
Rolled 75 (1d100)
>>48128672
>>48143643
CEO acquires modified targeting computers and artillery silencers for a bargain. He was even able to poke around finding Black, super, and old world munitions for the guns.
The tek bandits assured us they could harvest all those techs from the scraps and whatever archived feeds you possessed.
They didn't say it would be free...until the CEO convinced them otherwise AND to put a super genius on it too boot!
We don't even have to pay them as the 'tech' from the omitar bits will actually give us tab!
The Tek bandits have lots of AA. Anywhere from Black, to super, or just 'plain old world' technologies available.
They say they have some advanced non traditional forms of AI. Including Gauss Lancers, Laser Batteries, pulsar blasts, and others. Supposedly it can easily take down even advanced flyers.
The CEO got them all for a bargain. Blueprints included.
Jazri completes disinfecting the pleasure palace.
Axum meanwhile goes on a massive raid or as he says 'negotiating protections and daytime robbery'. We had no idea what he meant until the absolutely colossal 'fees' started coming in and 'loots'. Apparently from those who refused to pay and those who our forces didn't beat until Axum led them into battle.
Meanwhile Joy and the mad band figured out a tune that even zombies will dance to. She even got this DANCE ability that forces others to dance with her and even to her tune at that.
Sal also found a strange wooden mask...
Rolled 57 (1d100)
>>48168038
That's kind of something that I'm booking on too. If we establish this basis of vehicles then we get a new blueprint it'll be piss easy to upgrade them. It would happen slowly in a passive manner, or very rapidly if we just manufactured the parts required for the upgrade so our Bandit Engineers can jury rig the fuckers into existing designs.
In sum, literally no downside to doing what Corps are supposed to do and building a shitton of shit, RIGHT NOW. I'm tired of being toothless.
>>48168053
"So Axum, we just got the RAGE cannon system upgraded.
Now if any tank see's five shots on the horizon, or five helicopters in the air, with the rapidly traversing turret it can fire off five shots in five seconds, with a hit on the mark each time. Now with less wasted ammo thanks to select fire mode and computerized production of the right shell type (AP, HEAT, Flack, etc.).
We can also scale it down to give the same ability to our APC's and Technicals too. An autocannon for every job.
Are we getting closer to having a good multiuse gun platform for our vehicles yet?"
>>48168272
*five tanks
Rolled 28 (1d100)
>>48168028
It wasn't that hard to figure out anon.
>>48168053
Meanwhile an immensely self satisfied CEO approaches a sighing Ginny as she looks at all those pretty toys she can't afford...
"Ginny you do realize we can afford it right?"
"Psht as if. Those assholes charge out the goddamn ass for their tech and don't EVEN get me started on their atrocious but still insanely expensive blueprints-holy FUCK that is a big tab...Whose soul did you sell or fuck to get this much?"
"Oh nothing really...it was really quite the bargain, also you forgot to add the sale."
"...Sale?"
"I managed to more then just arrange for the tab. Look how much it is WITH the sale attached!"
"HOLY FUCK THAT'S CHEAP...okay be honest with me did you fuck their boss? Seduce their chief of security and robbed the joint?"
"Actually their big boss is quite the cool guy. Very reasonable no nonsense type super genius who is actually willing to explain things in small enough words as to be understood! As for their security chief he is a super soldier. I couldn't even if i tried dude was a Victory Class."
"...Holy shit you ACTUALLY managed to meet them! When the HELL did you become such a bad ass?"
"...What do you mean? I was always like this."
"Always like this my ASS," shouts Ginny before pouncing on him for a big wet kiss. Just as the CEO snaps out of it from the shock he finds himself in hand with Ginny...while being dragged deeper into the market.
That was when it finally dawned upon him the situation he was in and desperately tried to free himself while wailing futilely.
Alas he was ignored...and found out he wasn't the only poor sap being dragged along. He was later seen soulless crying silent tears in anguish about the costs, found temporarily sitting at a bench with a bunch of other sad saps holding bags in similar straits and while Ginny along with others were seen perusing the goods and arguing in horrifying in engineering detail about the merchandise.
Rolled 37 (1d100)
>>48168310
>Wasn't that hard to figure out
Psssht. There wasn't a single outright hint that he was Bloodsnow stock aside from the running away from pedos.
Jenny's gonna catch SOME SHIT when CrayCray comes around.
Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>48168310
Of all things his rescue would come by the hands of a certain warlord with whom he hated, also not before his precious tab and credit score was annihilated without mercy by Ginny.
The warlord in his triumphant returned was brutally halted by a giant pile of bags, a weeping CEO staring at his credit score, and a gleaming Ginny. Now with a new head of air.
>>48168356
I thought it wasn't hard.
Besides it was rather hinted at quite strongly CrayCray had some pedophile tendencies and he had a few adventures. Then again pretty much all bloodsnow women had pedophiles tendencies because of their bad habit of tormenting their men until they became ugly, died, or got REALLY good at hiding.
Bandit social dynamics are a special kind of utterly fucked and insane. Its a pity other factions keep throwing people out which keeps them fueled.
Bandit women are especially terrifying for the very simple reality of just what they have to be like in order to survive in bandit company. Bandits are convinced their women are more evil then they are and other factions are half convinced by it.
Not to mention didn't you miss the NEW ex that was even worse then CC?
The corporate chick?
I hinted about her too any guesses?
Now that one WILL have a very noice boon if you get it right. Even had Rizal hint at it.
and no its not Jenny, but there are reason why Rizal thought/teased it was...
Personally I am still figuring out how your faction social dynamics are getting fucked with. Personally I think it will end up with a terrifying hybrid of Mega corporate chick and bandit bitch.
...those poor fucking bastards. I honestly tempted to not unleash it because its literally the worst of both worlds.
And its going to make me feel so fucking bad for doing it.
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>48168536
Bah meant 'hair'.
The Warlord attempted to steady his resolve by shouting-
"AH look at this mighty haul. I knew you wouldn't be able to afford everything on your list so i hit some people up, made some extortions-"
"My SAVIOR," shouted the CEO as he grabbed at Axum's leggings.
"What the hell is WRONG with you," began the warlord once more after a flash appeared in Ginny's eyes.
Meanwhile some time later now a warlord, CEO, super soldiers, and bad ass bandit boss bodyguards were sitting on a bench pittifully covered in bags.
The warlord's bodyguards finally spoke.
"Boss...this just ain't right."
"I know...all our hard work...being spent like this, FUCK its like with my ex," began the Warlord as he painfully watched his treasures shrink.
That was when the CEO spoke up, "And here I thought I could be free...my precious savings....my precious bargaining, How could it end up like this..."
"I can't believe you managed to make the big boss of this place feel so bad for you he sent out his super soldiers to save him...and looked how that turned out," stated Axum as he looked at the clearly abused super soldiers wearing dresses, in make up, and holding shopping bags. "How did she MANAGE this."
"...I don't know man. Its always been like this though," states the CEO.
"...Always?"
"If you had any idea the shit she pulled before we got rescued by Jenny you would understand...shame about all the loot you just brought in."
"...Don't remind me," uttered the CEO.
Meanwhile in a separate part of the tek bandit base a few tek bandits were getting shout at by the big boss.
"YOU IDIOTS WHY DIDN'T YOU INFORM ME THEY ACTUALLY HAD THIS MUCH GODDAMN MONEY! YOU WE ARE LOSING SO MUCH BECAUSE OF YOU IDIOTS-"
Ginny meanwhile smirked and enjoyed spending all the of Axum's and the CEO's hard earned monies...
>>48143691
This is what I was talking about last thread.
We finally have the possibility of fulfilling hero requests, and our heroes need to get juiced up for the tasks ahead
>>48147365
Right now, the most important thing is becoming strong enough to survive the wrath of Skeller. We don't know when he's coming or what he'll have in terms of allies; hopefully we have a long time to prepare.
I believe Brood integration is a key component of reaching this as well as other goals.
One thing we need to do is find any Maticico remnants or facilities near the Elevator and absorb them.
>>48158084
These are awesome ideas. Maybe not the most practical, but hot damn.
>>48167970
Would it be more efficient to build more vehicles, or salvage them?
Anyway, once floating mountain fortress is constructed, I think we should call it "Shell City." Should we try to get a superweapons on it that fires directly downwards? I'm thinking sonic, and calling it the Bass Crusher.
Oh god...we've unlocked some kind of "Mad Moxxi" aint we...we're doomed....nice bar though.
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>48168711
>Turn 348
>>>>>A. Raid
>>>>>B. Try to improve Base
>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>E. Build something
>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>H. Your choice
>>>>>E. Mutate
>>>>Points:0 Tek Resource 100. Tech Resource 100. MAD Resource 100. Manufacturing Resource 100 ;-) TM Ginny
>>>>Pop 200k
>>>>Military 100k
>>>>Food: Great
>>>>Water: Great
>>>>Morale: Great
>>>>Medicine: Great
>>>>Health: Great
>>>>Armaments: Absurd
>>>>Fuel: Absurd
>>>>Tech level: Great Tek. ;-) TM Ginny.
>>>>>Reputation: Evil Inc.
Gained massive tech quantity.
Gained Extensive research materials.
Gained extensive manufacturing materials
Gained wanted artillery tech blueprints.
Tech rating has been upgraded.
Tech rating has been upgraded.
Stats have been upgraded.
Gained Tek.
Gained MADtek.
Small collection of Black tech acquired.
Moderate collection of super tech acquired.
Large collection of MADtek acquired.
Massive collection of Tek acquired.
Brought to you by Ginny Chief Engineer and Executive of Evil Incorporated. Have a nice(terribly evil) day and remember who the real bad ass corporate bitch is!
>>48169030
The Bass Crusher should be specifically designed to gather as many monsters and zombies to the vicintiy directly under it, while pushing the montain upward and away from the danger.
>>48169056
I don't even know where to begin. . .luckily,
Bandits Auto Equipt right!
>>48169056
Any second parts to our stats?
>>48169119
we gained quite a bit so he is likely updating
Did we get that corp/bandit hero...because that is funny as fuck, the poor CEO I bet he is beginning to miss the more basic days
Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>48169056
Listed Omitar techs that 100 on will be provided 1 per a turn until completed. Any additional Omitar techs will require omitar bot materials to reverse engineer.
Super tech package.
Black Tech package.
>>>>>>Infrastructure:Meeting Room+. Fish Farm+. Hydroponics Bay+. Tek Medical Bay++. Tek vehicle Bay++. MADTek Science Bay++. Tek Industrial Bay++. Bandit Corp Cells+. Storage Center+. Corp Construction Center+. Water Treatment Center+. Corp Recycling Center+. Logistical Center+. Command Center+. Processing Center+. Gym. Armory+. Server Farm+. Factory+. Nanite Beds+. Daycare+. Fast Food Shops+.Tek Ballistics Lab++. Breakroom+. MAD Shop++. Bad Bandit Bazaar++. Casino++. Ammo Factory+++. Tattoo Parlor++. Pleasure Palace+.
>>>>>>Defense: Fortified Superstructure. Auto Defense Network. Trenches. barbed Wire. SAMFAP. Awakened Megacorp LS Defense Networks. MADtek Defense Net. BAD Tek Bandit Auto Defense Layer.
>>>>>>vehicles: BAD Bandit Look Wagon(25) BAD Bandit Flying Loot Wagon 1. BB Behemoth. BB Drones. 1 MMBB. 2k Bandit technical. 200 Bandit Tanks. 200 Bandit APC. 13 Bandit Super Tank. 13 Bandit Super APC. 100 RD VTOL.100 Subterrane. MADtek Supah Tank 100. Bad Bandit Supah Tank 100. MAdtek Supah APC 100. BAD Bandit Supah APC 100.
>>>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactors. Fast breeder Reactors. Emergency Generators. Plasma Pumps. Fusion Reactors. MAD Generators. Madtek Reactors. Tek Reactors.
>>>>>>Weapons: Bandit Corp Weaponry(extensive). Maticico Plasma Weaponry(Absurd). Explosives(absurd).BAD Bandit Tek Weaponry(great). BAD Bandit MADtek Weaponry(good).
>>>>>>armor: Bandit Corp Power Armor(extensive). Bandit Corp Plasma Shields.Combat Tek Bandit Engineering Powah Armor. MAD SHIELDS(good). MAD NARMOR(good).
>>>>>>communications: Corp Comm Center. Craze Chant.
>>>>>>Materials: 6 supply. Bot Tech 69 Mats. Psi Materials 50. Research Materials 50. Manufacturing Materials 100. Tek Materials 100. MAD Materials 100.
Rolled 38 (1d100)
>>48169056
Words cannot describe the sensations I am feeling right now.
Action 1
I- don't even know where to begin with all this fantastic new technology.
Fuck it, Ginny bought, let her play with it. She'll know how to use it more than any of us ever will. Doesn't she have a bonus where she keeps doing something she gets REALLY good at it?
Ginny gets to play and tinker with it as much as she likes.
"Hey, Rizal, have you ever thought about technology? You are the first and only Brood-Tech hybrid in existence, you're a very special child with a very special gift that no one in the universe possesses.
And what you do with that gift is up to you. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. We're just here to help you have opportunities to 'find yourself' whatever it is.
If you feel like it, why not feel free to go down and play with Ginny? She's got a lot of cool new toys and she's going to spend a very long time playing with them. Maybe see if that interests you or not."
Action 2
Axum, with these massive upgrades to manufacturing, I think we can build all the vehicles you want.
All of them.
We have more manufacturing resources than we know what to do with, on top of that you can go out and train for salvage.
The board originally thought about waiting to buy good blueprints, but we've decided to just build what we can now and then upgrade/add better designs later. So use these next turns we're giving you to build up our vehicle fleet with whatever you want until you're happy.
Or. . .you can just train some more if that's what you're after.
MAD
Have the mad band stage a dance contest.
Pick the best dancer, the most spry, agile one, I don't care who he is.
Put the mask on that guy.
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>48169241
Axum got robbed of his hero upgrade by Ginny.
CEO got upgraded...again.
Which is basically a free trade action.
Distinct possibility of a hero spawn is correct. Good luck finding that one.
>>48169078
Yes. Your forces are ALL pimped out as fuark.
Hell you were pimpin like crazy before now its all like 'those assholes literally have more swap then their sculpted handmade detailed as fuck elite bandit power armor can carry'.
Forces cannot be blamed for being convinced your the bastard children of a bandit corp and tek bandits.
Because goddamn do you look it.
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>48169390
Pretty much.
Next turn lets go for a raid or so...see how that goes.
Rolled 4 (1d100)
>>48169390
Fucking VOTE
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>48169390
>>48169400
Supporting. I hope we find this new Hero, Ginny needs another friend and the CEO (poor fucker) seems to attract some strong women (bitches love a man with a corp)
>Question for the Security Chief:
Like the upgrades? want anything we don't currently have?
>>48169400
Hey Genie, I updated the compile list to today.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ufBecUILGaUawnuV62JSrMBHDdhisZF1VqIP1wr90T4/edit
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>48169390
This
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>48169390
Votegood thing at least one of us isn't /completely/ lost for words
>>48169467
Seconding asking an opinion from the Security Chief.
So we have, essentially, a free trade action now? That's going to be useful, although at the moment we're a bit...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GHX8dvuFUQ
>>48169400
What sort of level is the CEO I wonder? from basic hero (1) to JAL (10) or Glowy Joe (FUCK NUMBERS)
>>48169685
This is shocking the veterans as an understatement.
No civ before has EVER been this rich AND techy at the same time AND populous with so many heroes.
And we were already like that before this is something else.
So after this action we may want to let JAL and Jazri' look at our new stuff. That way they can upgrade the tech brood. Then Rizal can watch if she wants.
And thus the genie writes
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>48170230
I don't know why but i got stuck.
Normally never happens with ordinary actions.
>>48170284
It's okay Genie, us players are bit stuck too.
Well, we know what we want to see happen at least. Choosing the right actions is another thing altogether.
bamping for the Genie
Bamping, hope the writers block is broken
>>48169325
Our stats, they look so wonderful. Genie even took the care to update them!
Should we sleep on it Genie or are you still mulling it over?
Sad but hopeful bump
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>48169390
"So Ginny...you still not done with them," asks Axum as he notices her staring at the crestfallen now somewhat drunk CEO going inside his apartment.
"...Nah I am just thinking about paying him back."
"...So your gonna fuck him," jokes the Warlord.
"Yup," confirms Ginny as she starts to head towards the unsuspecting CEO. "What do you think I spent ALL of it for" She finishes as heads inside. "He has gotta get something," she mutters afterwards.
"Wait...what I thought you two hated each othe-oh hate sex...now i get it. Fuck I can't believe she went about it such a manner...goddamn corporate chicks I swear."
"Missed what," asks Rizal innocently as she approaches.
"Uh...just that those two really hate each. So wait why are you here?
"I was suppose to learn some lessons from Ginny...so she went inside to see the CEO right? Guess I'll just wait right here until they are finished."
"NO," shouts Axum now starting to sweat.
"Why? Its not like its going to take them long."
"Uh...because...*que sexual noises*.
"What was that?"
"Uh...they are wrestling," latches on the heavily sweating Axum. "Yes, wrestling! TOTALLY wrestling!"
"...Why are they wrestling? Don't they hate each other?"
"Uh its precisely BECAUSE they hate each other is why they wrestle!"
Que even harder and louder sexual noises. "FUCK why can't they fuck each other more quietly," internally weeps Axum. Especially while i am goddamn it now I am gonna take the blame.
"...Sure doesn't sound like they are wrestling. Why do I think your lying to me?"
"Well...its uh...um...b-because they uh...do you know what uh people who love each other very much do to show it?"
"Now I know your lying those two clearly hate each...and what do you mean? Why are you sweating about it so heavily? It can't be that bad right?"
...FUCK they never told you. FUCKING GODDAMN IT JENNY AND ELTON REALLY FUCKING REALLY?
At this point Axum started to slowly sweat from his eyes.
I AM SO GOING TO GET BLAMED FOR THIS...
>>48171546
Her mother ran a massive pleasure palace
Jarzi is building a pleasure palace
How does she not know by now?
We should shove the mask on the CEO...we don't even know what this mask does....maybe it's dare I say...Fae
Rolled 33 (1d100)
>>48171546
"Well...its just that...sometimes. Those who don't actually love each other do it...because it feels good," stammers out Axum.
"But why isn't lovemaking only for those who love each other?"
Que increasing volume of sexual noises. Well...at least she knows what lovemaking is. Not all is lost thought Axum.
"...well...it uh...feels good. So sometimes they do it...despite NOT knowing they don't love each other!"
"When why do they call it lovemaking then? Why not something else?"
...FUCK she doesn't know sex and lovemaking are the same thing. At this point tears really were streaming down Axum's cheeks. Does she even know about sex? How am I going to explain this? Oh Jenny is so going to kill me when she finds out...
So Axum tries to explain very carefully about birds and bees as well as lovemaking. He doesn't succeed very well but was eventually saved by a now satisfied Ginny as she wanders out to overhear them.
"Oh...goddamn Axum why are you TRYING to taint her precious fairytales," asks Ginny after overhearing Axum's newest failing at explenation.
"How am I suppose to explain," begs the warlord.
"...Rizal sex and lovemaking is the same thing."
"But I thought they were different? Isn't sex just for reproduction? How are they the same?"
At this point even Ginny was stunned.
>>48171639
Rizal doesn't know lovemaking and sex are the same thing.
Axum is shitting bricks over it and doesn't realize how much Rizal actually DOES know about it.
...it doesn't help Clora'Zel concealed it from her because she wasn't entirely sure the effects of learning it too soon would be. Nor does it help Rizal's only understanding of sex is a means of reproduction(which everything else the broodmothers including Jazri just 'happens' to forget to go over as they deemed it unimportant among others because Rizal comes from a fucked up family.
Meanwhile it never occurred to Elton to explain to her and Jenny avoided that topic as she was surprisingly innocent of it herself.
This civ would make a great TV show...I can just imagine it with the "friends" opening playing, expect it's just showing pure anarchy and things going wrong, yet somehow at the end everyone is still here.
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>>48171766
"...Okay Axum. I'll take it from here. Come Rizal looks like I got a LOT to explain. Stopping by my place will be easier..."
"Okay," states Rizal happily unaware of the horrors that await her.
"YESS I am free," cheers the Warlord shouting into the air." Ah wait a second...didn't JAL say something about a bunch of industrial grade sex toys at Ginny's place that she made herself among other thi-NNOOO,"
Alas he was too late as the elevator was already heading down...and he slowly realized just whose hands he had delivered the innocent Rizal. Unlike him she was much more blunt...
"Oh Jenny is SO going to kill me."
That was when a CEO stumbled out. "Fuck I just ha-the worse fucking nightmare involving me and Ginny having sex...thank GAWD you woke me up from it."
"..." The warlord wisely stays silent.
"So what is the problem?"
"Well...uh...fuck. Um you know about how JAL talked about Ginny's uh...sexual tastes?"
"Yeah what about it?"
"Um...well...uh Ginny took her to talk about the birds and the bees..."
"...From Ginny?"
"Yes,"
"OF ALL PEOPLE! You gave the innocent Rizal to HER to talk about that sort of thing? You any IDEA how high she hit on Jal's perversion index?"
...sometime later a very angry psi scream emitted from an Umbra facility when news was delivered to Jenny. When Jenny finally contacted Rizal she was shocked but embarrassed to discover that Rizal thought that lovemaking and sex were in fact different. It completely took the air out of her as became quite embarassed about the subject.
Ginny meanwhile told Rizal to never trust JAL because while yes he could teach her a lot but he was also fucking insane. She also introduced the innocent Rizal to the horrors of sex...only to find herself unable to surmount the impossible task of teaching insanely thickly innocent Rizal who could not differentiate between sex and lovemaking. That they were in fact the same thing.
-----------Maticico Notice to all Staff-----------
Maticico Corp. takes no responsibility
for any and all bodily harm cause by
our childhood education program
(directly or indirectly).
............................................................
It should also be noted that the exploits
of the AI identified as JAL or the Warlord
referred to as Axum as theirs and theirs
alone and in no way reflect on the official
stance of this company or any other
representatives.
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>48171891
Ginny was later found butt naked watching a porno facilitating her own industrial sex toys in a porno featuring a bunch of horny uniformed mansluts(probably homemade by herself given her shouting instructions in the background and them being interns), while eating a tub of peanut butter and ice cream...with her bare hands.
JAL was found with Rizal trying to explain as eventually Ginny broke down so hard she told JAL to explain in her stead. JAL also gave up once Ginny recovered enough to start teaching Rizal about engineering.
Rizal to this day is insists that lovemaking and sex are in fact not the same thing. It is unknown of her knowledge status of masturbation. For when Ginny was asked she broke down weeping and JAL meanwhile always changed the subject.
If Elton knew he would probably be pleased. God help the poor bastard who ever tries to seduce Rizal. They'll probably kill themselves out of sheer frustration.
Axum runs of with our armies to train. According to Biggy they charged into monster turf. Its likely he ran away so fast was due to being afraid of what Jenny would do to him.
Meanwhile a dance off has exploded between Joy and this strange green masked man. After he 'finally got his mask back'.
The man insisted that Joy did not know how to dance.
She took it personally and the dance off is still raging.
Her with a dancing army of zombies in perfect step while his dancing army...is an odd mixture of sometimes crying people screaming how they can't stop, before being forced to sing along, at randomly released where they ponder just what the hell happened...and machinery going off as if it were previously perfectly choreographed seemingly at random until you realized it was in fact being controlled.
It would appear both of them refuse to admit the other in is in fact the better dancer and sometime during it also turned into a sing off.
Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>48172050
The man insists his name is Pete of this placed called Cuba.
>>48172008
Jenny is still gonna be mad and embarrassed...which would just make her angrier.
>Turn 349
>>>>>A. Raid
>>>>>B. Try to improve Base
>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>E. Build something
>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>H. Your choice
>>>>>E. Mutate
>>>>Points:0 Tek Resource 100. Tech Resource 100. MAD Resource 100. Manufacturing Resource 100 ;-) TM Ginny
>>>>Pop 200k
>>>>Military 100k
>>>>Food: Great
>>>>Water: Great
>>>>Morale: Great
>>>>Medicine: Great
>>>>Health: Great
>>>>Armaments: Absurd
>>>>Fuel: Absurd
>>>>Tech level: Great Tek. ;-) TM Ginny.
>>>>>Reputation: Evil Inc.
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>48172070
>>>>>>>Infrastructure:Meeting Room+. Fish Farm+. Hydroponics Bay+. Tek Medical Bay++. Tek vehicle Bay++. MADTek Science Bay++. Tek Industrial Bay++. Bandit Corp Cells+. Storage Center+. Corp Construction Center+. Water Treatment Center+. Corp Recycling Center+. Logistical Center+. Command Center+. Processing Center+. Gym. Armory+. Server Farm+. Factory+. Nanite Beds+. Daycare+. Fast Food Shops+.Tek Ballistics Lab++. Breakroom+. MAD Shop++. Bad Bandit Bazaar++. Casino++. Ammo Factory+++. Tattoo Parlor++. Pleasure Palace+.
>>>>>>>Defense: Fortified Superstructure. Auto Defense Network. Trenches. barbed Wire. SAMFAP. Awakened Megacorp LS Defense Networks. MADtek Defense Net. BAD Tek Bandit Auto Defense Layer.
>>>>>>>vehicles: BAD Bandit Look Wagon(25) BAD Bandit Flying Loot Wagon 1. BB Behemoth. BB Drones. 1 MMBB. 2k Bandit technical. 200 Bandit Tanks. 200 Bandit APC. 13 Bandit Super Tank. 13 Bandit Super APC. 100 RD VTOL.100 Subterrane. MADtek Supah Tank 100. Bad Bandit Supah Tank 100. MAdtek Supah APC 100. BAD Bandit Supah APC 100.
>>>>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactors. Fast breeder Reactors. Emergency Generators. Plasma Pumps. Fusion Reactors. MAD Generators. Madtek Reactors. Tek Reactors.
>>>>>>>Weapons: Bandit Corp Weaponry(extensive). Maticico Plasma Weaponry(Absurd). Explosives(absurd).BAD Bandit Tek Weaponry(great). BAD Bandit MADtek Weaponry(good).
>>>>>>>armor: Bandit Corp Power Armor(extensive). Bandit Corp Plasma Shields.Combat Tek Bandit Engineering Powah Armor. MAD SHIELDS(good). MAD NARMOR(good).
>>>>>>>communications: Corp Comm Center. Craze Chant.
>>>>>>>Materials: 6 supply. Bot Tech 69 Mats. Psi Materials 50. Research Materials 50. Manufacturing Materials 100. Tek Materials 100. MAD Materials 100.
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>48172070
Well that was a learning experience for all involved.
Hm not sure if we need to give the CEO a day off or not. Otherwise thinking we use the trade action to boost rep with other factions. Making deal will go a long way to boost it.
Action 1
Get those vehicles made that the warlord wanted. Use the Manufacturing materials, assuming those are the one to use over resource.
Action 2 + MAD
JAl, Jazri' we gotten a lot of next tech. If you haven't take a look and see if it will help your tech brood grow.
If they already gotten a look. I exploring will be good. We need to know the land if we are to fight better.
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>48172204
Needs a better roll
>85?
If Tek Materials are good for making Bad Bandit vehicles, use some of those too.Still don't know if it would be better to just salvage rides and then pimp them
If we explore, specifically look for Maticico stuff. Or tribals to hire for future exploring.
Rolled 18 (1d100)
>>48172204
supporting
Rolled 61 (1d100)
>>48172204
I concur. This Civ is fucking insane
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>48172442
Welcome to my setting!
Har har har.
It really is a crazy fucking place. As it really does span all the way from typical fantasy to soft sci fi.
>>48172204
Vehicles have been delivered by the think tank. They swear they been tested and they have given us the blueprints.
Tech transferred over to Brood and being digested.
Only JAL is crazy enough to eat the madtek. Which he does through a great big maw he grew out from his core. One could hear strange screams and sounds as he ate.
He claimed they tasted of dreams, nightmare, trash, and heaven.
>Turn 350
>>>>>A. Raid
>>>>>B. Try to improve Base
>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>E. Build something
>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>H. Your choice
>>>>>E. Mutate
>>>>Points:0 Tek Resource 100. Tech Resource 100. MAD Resource 100. Manufacturing Resource 100 ;-) TM Ginny
>>>>Pop 288k
>>>>Military 100k
>>>>Food: Great
>>>>Water: Great
>>>>Morale: Great
>>>>Medicine: Great
>>>>Health: Great
>>>>Armaments: Absurd
>>>>Fuel: Absurd
>>>>Tech level: Great Tek. ;-) TM Ginny.
>>>>>Reputation: Evil Inc.
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>48172518
The dance off is ongoing.
Currently the two heroes are trying to out sing the other.
>>>>Infrastructure:Meeting Room+. Fish Farm+. Hydroponics Bay+. Tek Medical Bay++. Tek vehicle Bay++. MADTek Science Bay++. Tek Industrial Bay++. Bandit Corp Cells+. Storage Center+. Corp Construction Center+. Water Treatment Center+. Corp Recycling Center+. Logistical Center+. Command Center+. Processing Center+. Gym. Armory+. Server Farm+. Factory+. Nanite Beds+. Daycare+. Fast Food Shops+.Tek Ballistics Lab++. Breakroom+. MAD Shop++. Bad Bandit Bazaar++. Casino++. Ammo Factory+++. Tattoo Parlor++. Pleasure Palace+.
>>>>>>>Defense: Fortified Superstructure. Auto Defense Network. Trenches. barbed Wire. SAMFAP. Awakened Megacorp LS Defense Networks. MADtek Defense Net. BAD Tek Bandit Auto Defense Layer.
>>>>>>>vehicles: BAD Bandit Look Wagon(25) BAD Bandit Flying Loot Wagon 1. BB Behemoth. BB Drones. 1 MMBB. 2k Bandit technical. 200 Bandit Tanks. 200 Bandit APC. 13 Bandit Super Tank. 13 Bandit Super APC. 100 RD VTOL.100 Subterrane. MADtek Supah Tank 100. Bad Bandit Supah Tank 100. MAdtek Supah APC 100. BAD Bandit Supah APC 100.
>>>>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactors. Fast breeder Reactors. Emergency Generators. Plasma Pumps. Fusion Reactors. MAD Generators. Madtek Reactors. Tek Reactors.
>>>>>>>Weapons: Bandit Corp Weaponry(extensive). Maticico Plasma Weaponry(Absurd). Explosives(absurd).BAD Bandit Tek Weaponry(great). BAD Bandit MADtek Weaponry(good).
>>>>>>>armor: Bandit Corp Power Armor(extensive). Bandit Corp Plasma Shields.Combat Tek Bandit Engineering Powah Armor. MAD SHIELDS(good). MAD NARMOR(good).
>>>>>>>communications: Corp Comm Center. Craze Chant.
>>>>>>>Materials: 6 supply. Bot Tech 69 Mats. Psi Materials 50. Research Materials 50. Manufacturing Materials 100. Tek Materials 100. MAD Materials 100.
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>48172542
>A. Raid
Take the new toys for a spin
>E. Build something
Build us some more housing so it don't become an issue later
>Mad
Let them Dance/Sing
We should build an epic telescope to see whats at the top of the elevator
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>48172603
>>48172603
Nice.
Was going to suggest resource bots to get crap for daily operations to make sure we don't waste the good stuff, but raiding is actually better.
Remember now that we have all this tech and materials we should start building on the mountain soon. Like, as soon as our vehicle fleet (and shielding) is up to snuff.
Telescope is cool, but not the best idea (awkward angle, probably debris in the way).
Maybe an advanced spybot capable of reaching orbit. I liked the spider base climbing the Elevator idea, maybe we could build a tiny tank spyder as proof of concept.
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>48172603
Go for it >>48172658 is right though fucking spider tank project. lets climb that fucking thing.
Bump for justice.
Idea: ask JAL to begin infiltration / consumption of the space elevator
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>48172204
>>48172603
Dammit guys, can't you stay focused and remember to use the heroes? Ginny's bonus only works when she's assigned to an action of the same type consecutively.
Action 1
Have Ginny oversee a manufacturing run of RD VTOLs.
Action 2
Axum is still out fucking up some monsters (notice how he's avoiding the zombies? Harhar, at least he knows Jenny well) with our army so what shall we devote this action to?
Oh right, we want to fortify the mountain but it would take forever and a day to do it ourselves. Buuuuuuuut we're also fucking ridiculously rich. Go out looking for a Corp, Think Tank, Paramilitary, or Bandit group that's willing to deal with us and specializes in fortifications and defenses. We've got a BIG contract for assistance we're getting ready to hand out.
MAD
Manufacture more MAD SHIELDS and MAD NARMOR using MAD MATERIALS. I don't know what the fuck either of those are but we've only got (good) in them and we should have more.
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>48173895
On a totally unrelated note since we're looking for someone who does defenses...
>FortiCo Fluff
-Founding and History http://pastebin.com/kZgA5JbK:
-Early FortiCo: http://pastebin.com/Cf0H2RhA
-The Presidio Network and Perpetuum Bunker: http://pastebin.com/k5c00uHb
-Orbital Drop: http://pastebin.com/JtLj4iU1I was going to wait til the next civ creation, but I can always re-post them then for fluff boons
>>48172542
>anon gently taps the lamp
Just a few dialogue questions Genie
1.
>>48169491
Updated the compile list
2.
>>48168272
>>48168288
Question for Axum
Rolled 15 (1d100)
>>48173895
We shouldn't forget good ol' cuban pete, and I think we should also produce some more of the BOMFAP bombers too.
Action 1
Have Ginny oversee a manufacturing run of RD VTOLs, BOMFAP strategic Bombers, and RAGE dive dive bomber designs delivered by the Think Tank.
Use manufactory materials as needed and the numbers should be until Axum says we have enough VTOLS and bombers
Action 2
>>48173895
>>48173945
I agree with this anon's fluff and actions for the finding and hiring of Fortico and suggest the CEO and/or SAL get to work on it.
AI WI might be able to help establish communications as well.
MAD
>Don't forget the heroes!
JOY, we like this Cuban Pete fellow!
Use some MAD materials and build him his own room right next to the MAD shop. What does he want, a MAD dance floor? Or better still a MAD hotel WITH a mad dance floor! Or something else?
Hey, you two make a good duo anyway I have an idea why not make another room for yourself as well! Both of you get to build something MAD and cool.
Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>48174273
Heh, vote.
Joy and Cuban Pete seem like they would make a good power couple.
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>48174273
Rollan
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>48174273
Backing this
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>48174273
Okay, switching to this
>>48174273
indeed
bamp
bample
How high a level is the CEO anyways?
>>48175747
Not sure. I think it's less level, but more white wolf style of building exp to buy new stats or skills.
>>48175835
I guess, i was curious because we know how he started but has he gained anything since then? does he get more bonuses to roll X or special ability if Y?
Bamp
>>48175940
Genie likes to not give us every detail on the characters. But yes I'm sure he has been getting bonuses to things.
http://pastebin.com/M3QGAApe
http://pastebin.com/Y3cV64xM
These two pastebins are from when Genie ran a MMO-esk quest. Unlike the heroes we used here. We had to build these two up from the ground. In turn we got to see all the hidden stats. I believe each hero we get has something akin to these stats. Just that we don't get to see it all.
So at the moment we just been buffing the CEO doing trading and things he's already good at. Which means it will take longer to see a new skill from that. Even more so that he is now a hero and harder to mold into something different. Really to see faster growth I believe we will need to buy or make equipment.
In Ginny's case she gets that new tech and soon after gets a bonus. We were even told she was about to get another one from hanging with the Wasting Warband AI. So if we find other trade heroes or CEOs he can talk to. Then maybe he can pick up new tips and tricks to speed things along. Similar to Ginny getting new tech knowledge to work with.
>>48177777
Heh now I wonder if the quintuplet 7 with hero talk will get us a parkour necromancer or sexy Abomination to help us.
>>48174311
>>48174273
"Hey Cuban Pete, how do you feel about becoming our casino manager? Lots of perks and you get to hire entertainment, we also have a mech and a pilot... We are thinking prizefights"
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>48174273
Just a reminder, but we still need fighters and gunships, don't we?
I guess it'd be cool if we can find Fortico, but I don't understand why we aren't just fixing the mountain up ourselves. We have the technology, we can rebuild it. (Seriously, I think all that tech made us even better at building shit.)
I still think we should actually design the fortress before we build it. We should also figure out how we're going to power it.
Also important to note: I'm no engineer, but even I can guess that when it comes to building defenses, a flying fortress carved from a floating mountain is a whole different animal from one that's stationary and on the ground.
>>48179943
There are two competing theories on how to go about the mountain so far.
One is to simply turn it into a mountain covered in fortresses and towns and bases that will eventually be interlinked.
The other is the "not!Spaceship" design where we treat it like a low orbiting space vessel, with a more secure and integrated armored hull, defense, infrastructure and living space akin to a Star Destroyer
Rolled 86 (1d100)
>>48180227
I don't recall anyone pushing for the former.
A while back it was I who was pushing for building living space first (as it was direly needed at the time). It seems I was misunderstood.
I really think having our engineers hash out a design will work better for us than building it piecemeal though.
>>48180455
The former was happening since people just wanted to build stuff one at a time like bases and airfields and fortresses like you would on a normal piece of terrain
Instead of just building the mountain's hull and armor as one large superstructure then adding the inner infrastructure like you would a ship
>>48180534
Only thing is the mountain /is/ the superstructure. It can be reinforced, its exterior armored, but you aren't building it just like you would a ship in a shipyard. Closest comparison I can think of is Ork Rokks, made from big asteroids.
Any armor we strap onto it will, I believe, be tertiary to shielding and point defenses; that's why it doesn't make sense to start by covering the mountain with armor.
>>48180699
>but you aren't building it just like you would a ship in a shipyard. Closest comparison I can think of is Ork Rokks, made from big asteroids.
See but that's where I disagree
If we go the extra mile TO essentially attach what is battleship armor to the entire superstructure, instead of making armor a part of the mountain, it will be that much more resiliant against enemy attack and the superweapons they will no doubt launch at us.
Every direct hit on our mountain will send chunks of soft rock and dirt flying up into the air, eventually wearing down our mountain.
If we did build this like we would a ship, prefabricating large armored plates, hallways, and turrets the structure would be that more deadly and resiliant to attack.
>that's why it doesn't make sense to start by covering the mountain with armor.
Technically speaking we would build the inward infrastructure first, the hallways, living quarters, engine and fuel rooms, air and vehicular storage plus supporting structures, then the external heavy armor on the outside.
But it would actualy be wise to have multiple layers of armor both on the surface of the mountain itself as well as the inner armor. Battleships IRL and in sci-fi tend to have that and it would make the structure even more difficult to board and take over as we'd protect the different sections with thick bulkhead doors and inner defenses.
>>48180802
We shouldn't have a mere Ork Rokk
We should have a real honest to goodness WARSHIP
>>48180802
>If we go the extra mile TO essentially attach what is battleship armor to the entire superstructure, instead of making armor a part of the mountain
The mountain IS the superstructure!
>>48180842
>We shouldn't have a mere Ork Rokk
That's why I said "closest comparison"
>We should have a real honest to goodness WARSHIP
And we shall, but you seem to be forgetting the only reason we're even capable of building a flying fortress is because we're using the mountain as a basis.
>But it would actualy be wise to have multiple layers of armor both on the surface of the mountain itself as well as the inner armor
Yes, we should have as much armor as possible, but how much can we actually do? Our supplies are immense, but not infinite.
We would be better served using those materials to cover the fortress in more guns.
Remember we're getting all the tech Omitar Black used against us.
If you want optimal internal defenses, we should consult the Security Director.
>>48181036
>The mountain IS the superstructure!
/exterior/ superstructure then.
The inner core is floating rock, but the outside of the vessel will be several floors and layers of different levels, possible separated by additional armored plating.
What I mean to say is I do not want just pockets of bases and forts on the mountain protected soley by shields,
>Our supplies are immense, but not infinite
Our supplies are rediculous at the moment, plus this place is resource heaven on top of that this place being a space elevator there's bound to be items that would help toward spaceship construction.
>We would be better served using those materials to cover the fortress in more guns.
Why not more guns AND more armor anon.
I can imagine there will be multiple levels of internal defenses both inside the artificial infrastructure as well as within whatever we build by digging into the mountain itself.
Rolled 93 (1d100)
>>48181127
It seems we've finally reached agreement.
>>48181127
>>48181182
Pic related
I can't wait for the floating mountain it to be to heavy and fall. Since we don't know what moves it. Right now I assume madness or a brood core.
>>48181910
Over-weighting it is the one part of our plan I'm worried about.
Whatever, as long as we don't wake up something that can and wants to crush us. Again.
>>48181963
>>48181910
Worse comes to worse we add bottom thrusters.
>>48181971
We need thrusters to move it anyway so it isn't that big of a change to the design.
bamp
bumpan
Beware when you wish upon a Genie
lest it comes true
>anon stares at the lamp intently
I hope Genie is doing well
sad bump
hopeful bump for a genie
Let the Genie slumber anons, Genie's need a day off to you know. He already poped out on his day off.
Okay. Just gonna wait until tommorow then.
Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>48185443
I'll be back tomorrow.
Stuff came up and its been a very long day, also wasn't able to sleep.
Rolled 79 (1d100)
>>48187617
Cool.
Then rest well you wonderful QM.
Rolled 96 (1d100)
Wump
bamp
Bump and suggest new thread for tomorrow...with a complete title
>>48191338
We've still got 60 left here, we'll make a new thread tonight.
bamping
bumple
boop
I have such amazing ideas for our Mad Action now that we have Cuban Pete
Cuban Bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPe8ONv9spI
bamp
Rolled 62 (1d100)
>>48174273
SAL dispatched.
Aircraft being manufactured.
Cuban Pete states he will be leaving as soon as the rape train comes flying through again so he is just staying at a room in the casino.
>>48196675
>Cuban Pete states he will be leaving as soon as the rape train comes flying through again so he is just staying at a room in the casino.
Okay, hopefully before that happens I can do the fun thing I have planned
Rolled 51 (1d100)
>>48196675
>Turn 350
>>>>>A. Raid
>>>>>B. Try to improve Base
>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>E. Build something
>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>H. Your choice
>>>>>E. Mutate
>>>>Points:0 Tek Resource 100. Tech Resource 100. MAD Resource 99 Manufacturing Resource 99.
>>>>Pop 288k
>>>>Military 100k
>>>>Food: Great
>>>>Water: Great
>>>>Morale: Great
>>>>Medicine: Great
>>>>Health: Great
>>>>Armaments: Absurd
>>>>Fuel: Absurd
>>>>Tech level: Great Tek
>>>>>Reputation: Evil Inc.
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>48196738
>>>>Infrastructure:Meeting Room+. Fish Farm+. Hydroponics Bay+. Tek Medical Bay++. Tek vehicle Bay++. MADTek Science Bay++. Tek Industrial Bay++. Bandit Corp Cells+. Storage Center+. Corp Construction Center+. Water Treatment Center+. Corp Recycling Center+. Logistical Center+. Command Center+. Processing Center+. Gym. Armory+. Server Farm+. Factory+. Nanite Beds+. Daycare+. Fast Food Shops+.Tek Ballistics Lab++. Breakroom+. MAD Shop++. Bad Bandit Bazaar++. Casino++. Ammo Factory+++. Tattoo Parlor++. Pleasure Palace+.
>>>>Defense: Fortified Superstructure. Auto Defense Network. Trenches. barbed Wire. SAMFAP. Awakened Megacorp LS Defense Networks. MADtek Defense Net. BAD Tek Bandit Auto Defense Layer.
>>>>vehicles: BAD Bandit Look Wagon(25) BAD Bandit Flying Loot Wagon 1. BB Behemoth. BB Drones. 1 MMBB. 2k Bandit technical. 200 Bandit Tanks. 200 Bandit APC. 13 Bandit Super Tank. 13 Bandit Super APC. 100 RD VTOL.100 Subterrane. MADtek Supah Tank 100. Bad Bandit Supah Tank 100. MAdtek Supah APC 100. BAD Bandit Supah APC 100.
>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactors. Fast breeder Reactors. Emergency Generators. Plasma Pumps. Fusion Reactors. MAD Generators. Madtek Reactors. Tek Reactors.
>>>>Weapons: Bandit Corp Weaponry(extensive). Maticico Plasma Weaponry(Absurd). Explosives(absurd).BAD Bandit Tek Weaponry(great). BAD Bandit MADtek Weaponry(good).
>>>>armor: Bandit Corp Power Armor(extensive). Bandit Corp Plasma Shields.Combat Tek Bandit Engineering Powah Armor. MAD SHIELDS(good). MAD NARMOR(good).
>>>>communications: Corp Comm Center. Craze Chant.
>>>>Materials: 6 supply. Bot Tech 69 Mats. Psi Materials 50. Research Materials 50. Manufacturing Materials 100. Tek Materials 100. MAD Materials 100.
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>>48174220
>>48196738
Just a few questions for Axum mostly Genie.
>>48196738
Action 1
Ginny, continue to oversee the production of RD VTOL's, BOMFAP Bombers, and Dive Bombers as per Axum's request for more aircraft numbers.
Make some of his other aircraft requests too like gunships etc.
Action 2
Axum is granted this action and the use of any heroes he see's fit to continue the militarization of our forces and the construction of a Warhost as per his design
MAD
I suddenly have a MAD idea.
We should make something. Not a building, or even a section. But a base. A MAD base, but not just any mad base.
A MAD Carnival, hosted by none other than Joy and Cuban Pete!
It will have everything, Haunted House, Crazy Circus, Raging Rollercoasters, HOUSE OF ENDLESS MIRRORS!
"Fun for the whole Mad family"
A place to truly rival even the famed Carson World! Not only will it give a source of income, but it'll be a hit with the other bandit clans and a genuinely fun place to visit for all (if you don't mind the chance of going insane)
First we'd need to find a good place for a new mad base, and of course when building one we'd need the best MAD Ai around JAL ("He'll be in charge of mad animatronics")
Also if we're going to have a genuine haunted house we'll need to find a haunted place. Perhaps the Mad Psi people can sense ghosts with their minds, or the CEO can try to contact some bandit cultists
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>48197044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVwqkBG0ulE
...vote
Rolled 66 (1d100)
>>48197044
Sure, why not?third 100
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>48197044
Rolling
Rolled 5 (1d100)
>>48197044
Fucking support
Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>48197044
Manufacturing continues.
Axum states he is teaching our forces the glories that is armored vehicle and infantry assault bandit tactics.
Also how to not get eaten by monsters out in the field.
Mad Carnival under constructed. JAL in particular seems to take great pleasure in it. Even Cuban Pete chooses to help out and Joy runs off.
Probably to find...well we don't know.
Bitch is crazy.
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>48197417
>Turn 352
>>>>>A. Raid
>>>>>B. Try to improve Base
>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>E. Build something
>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>H. Your choice
>>>>>E. Mutate
>>>>Points:Tek Resource 100. Tech Resource 100. MAD Resource 98 Manufacturing Resource 98.
>>>>Pop 288k
>>>>Military 100k
>>>>Food: Great
>>>>Water: Great
>>>>Morale: Great
>>>>Medicine: Great
>>>>Health: Great
>>>>Armaments: Absurd
>>>>Fuel: Absurd
>>>>Tech level: Great Tek
>>>>>Reputation: Evil Inc.
Rolled 25 (1d100)
>>48197434
>>>>Infrastructure:Meeting Room+. Fish Farm+. Hydroponics Bay+. Tek Medical Bay++. Tek vehicle Bay++. MADTek Science Bay++. Tek Industrial Bay++. Bandit Corp Cells+. Storage Center+. Corp Construction Center+. Water Treatment Center+. Corp Recycling Center+. Logistical Center+. Command Center+. Processing Center+. Gym. Armory+. Server Farm+. Factory+. Nanite Beds+. Daycare+. Fast Food Shops+.Tek Ballistics Lab++. Breakroom+. MAD Shop++. Bad Bandit Bazaar++. Casino++. Ammo Factory+++. Tattoo Parlor++. Pleasure Palace+.
>>>>Defense: Fortified Superstructure. Auto Defense Network. Trenches. barbed Wire. SAMFAP. Awakened Megacorp LS Defense Networks. MADtek Defense Net. BAD Tek Bandit Auto Defense Layer.
>>>>vehicles: BAD Bandit Look Wagon(25) BAD Bandit Flying Loot Wagon 1. BB Behemoth. BB Drones. 1 MMBB. 2k Bandit technical. 200 Bandit Tanks. 200 Bandit APC. 13 Bandit Super Tank. 13 Bandit Super APC. 300 RD VTOL.200 Subterrane. MADtek Supah Tank 100. Bad Bandit Supah Tank 100. MAdtek Supah APC 100. BAD Bandit Supah APC 100. BOMFAP 200. MAD Bombers 200.
>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactors. Fast breeder Reactors. Emergency Generators. Plasma Pumps. Fusion Reactors. MAD Generators. Madtek Reactors. Tek Reactors.
>>>>Weapons: Bandit Corp Weaponry(extensive). Maticico Plasma Weaponry(Absurd). Explosives(absurd).BAD Bandit Tek Weaponry(great). BAD Bandit MADtek Weaponry(good).
>>>>armor: Bandit Corp Power Armor(extensive). Bandit Corp Plasma Shields.Combat Tek Bandit Engineering Powah Armor. MAD SHIELDS(good). MAD NARMOR(good).
>>>>communications: Corp Comm Center. Craze Chant.
>>>>Materials: 6 supply. Bot Tech 69 Mats. Psi Materials 50. Research Materials 50. Manufacturing Materials 100. Tek Materials 100. MAD Materials 100.
