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It's a windy night. You're sitting on top of a grassy hill, wind playing with your hair as you take a long, deep breath. The scent of flowers and herbs and onion grass and blood fills your nose, and you feel content. From the current hill you’re standing on top of, this shot could look like a brochure for good ol' Santa Destroya. The wind rushes past you, barreling downwards to the city where the strong devour the weak. It’s a crazy struggle, making you wonder just how the fuck you survived this place. But here on this grassy knoll, it just seems to wind down…

You take one more sniff and speak a loud, "This is real nice..." the wind whistles as if accenting your sentences, "The city lights are always so harsh, but here, under the moon like this... feels good, don't it?" You feel like you’re just speaking to the cameras at this point. Course this ain’t no public access shit, oh no, this network, UAATV, is exclusive. Banana republic dictators, drug lords, mob bosses, the occasional world leader, corporate heads, and of course, other assassins are the only ones with enough dough to subscribe to this exclusive program. The only people here are dead are the camera crew, you, and your opponent.

She’s a buxom beauty, D cup you had to guess, in a playboy bunny outfit with huge fucking clawed rabbit paws. The people they let into these fucking rankings. She does one of those little cute maid poses and does a heart symbol with her rabbit paws. The gap fills into a pink heart, where she lets go and jabs it onto the tip of her finger. She aims the heart at you, and lets an imaginary hammer hit the finger gun. A pink heart shaped beam shoots at you with tremendous speed, speeding at you. You barely manage to roll out of the way, the hard light construct going on for a few more yards before finally dissipating.

And this bitch is only Rank 99.

>What do boyo? (cont.)
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>>47895539

>What is your name, and just how the hell are you gonna deal with this?

>Whip out your trusty really rusty Beam Katana, like so many of your heroes, or wait, was it another melee weapon?

>All the other kids with the- NO SHUT UP, just whip out your six shooter and make her reach for the sky! Or wait, was it another gun? Shit, does it have accessories?

>You’ve spent years honing your psychic prowess for this moment. You’ll kill her with a thought till you’re #1.

>Weapons are for PUSSIES, brains are for NERDS, CRUSH HER WITH YOUR MASCLES.
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>>47895539
>>47895553
Sup fuckers, new QM here with a brand new quest! Voting will be 10 minutes, and the rolls are best of three d20s!

Any and all criticisms is welcome cause I wanna see this shit go somewhere, and being an idiot I forgot your enemies pic! Here she is!

Now get votin!
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>>47895553
>What is your name, and just how the hell are you gonna deal with this?
Johnathan Redstone.

>Whip out your trusty really rusty Beam Katana, like so many of your heroes, or wait, was it another melee weapon?
Specifically, the Gillete Fusion Pro-Glide Five-Bladed Beam Katana. By which I mean the Tsubaki Mk. II. That thing is the tits.
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>>47895694
I still believe in this board dammit.
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>>47895727
Ignore the shitposter, man.
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>>47895759
You can fuck off, too.
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>>47895553
>What is your name, and just how the hell are you gonna deal with this?
Michael Forrester
>Whip out your trusty really rusty Beam Katana, like so many of your heroes, or wait, was it another melee weapon?
Huge, rocket-assisted battleaxe.
>>47895759
/qst/ is still a trial board. Nothing HAS to go there until/unless it becomes permanent.
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>>47895759
I mean honestly I considered it but I felt like it'd be swamped and drowned by the hundred of other threads going on... I mean, is that something I should be worried about or...?
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>>47895781
Mostly they give up on trying to kill your thread after a while. Just keep on posting here, Announcer.
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>>47895634
>>47895779
So two votes only and both are on melee, we'll vote now for name and weapon

>Johnathan Redstone
>Michael Forrester

And decide now on your melee weapon,
>Beam Katana
>Other
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>>47895855
>Michael Forrester
>Beam Katana
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>>47895768
You can be snotty all you like. /tg/ had a serious problem with quest threads and /qst/ has solved it. Letting quests go over here undoes that good work.

>>47895779
For several months, and it's been a rousing success. That the headers still say "trial" is indicative of mootoo being lazy and trusting us more than anything else.

>>47895781
You should definitely do it. On /tg/, YOU are the swamper. Besides, this is a great quest idea.
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>>47895899
Fuck off, there isn't a single good quest on /qst/, and every good quest that's migrated over there has degenerated into crap. If you really think this is a good quest idea, keep it here.
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>>47895930
You're entitled to your opinion on /qst/, but as I see it the standard of quests is no lower than before, whether novel or migrated. Meanwhile we cannot let /tg/ return to a quest mire.

As an aside, do you want me to change my mind or don't you? The rules are more on my side than not, and being edgy and aggravating because you want to start a board war really doesn't help your case.
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Welp, it's been ten minutes,
you are now Michael Forrester, and you have a Beam Katana.

Last minute checking, you guys are fine with the Tsubaki Mk. II right?
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>>47896038
No, I want you to go and stay gone. You are the cancer that is killing /tg/. "Oh, this thing shouldn't count as /tg/, because I don't like it. Let's get rid of it to make room for all these great threads like 'spoony book smell'." What are you going to go after next?
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>>47895855
Jonny Redstone and his Beam Katana
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>>47896096
Peony would be nice
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I'll tell you what, I'll move this to /qst/ but later, cause it's Taco motherfucking Tuesday, just to stop this conversation and to get more people in here.

Like I said I want to see this go somewhere, and it will. Right after Taco Tuesday.

Saje it, let it die, it will be back.
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>>47896103
Great job both moving the goal posts, arguing an irrelevant conclusion AND creating a strawman.

/tg/ should be a balance of all types of threads, not over 50% endless quests. If you want the return of that, YOU are unwelcome.
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>>47896103
>>47896228
BOTH OF YOU SHUT!
THE FUCK!
UP!
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>>47896184
I'm okay with this.
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>>47896184
Awesome anon, you did the right thing.

I uh, got distracted before I can could make my nomination for a beam katana. Does it have to be a pre-existing model, or can I make a novel suggestion? Beam Falx, curves into the swing, for extra scything bastard-sword action!
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>>47896247
The argument already ended, but regardless no. 4chan is a place where we are free to argue about things. If you think it's impolite, go to reddit or tumblr.
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>>47896279
You're not contributing anything to the thread.
This argument has been played out a thousand times.
And neither of you is going to convince the other of anything.
Discussion is great, when it's actually a discussion and not just two different kinds of shitposting bouncing off of each other.
You two are committing the second.
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>>>/qst/adilla

>>47896247
Ok, I'll post gay furry scat porn threads since breaking the rules is OK!
And then some /pol/ and /o/ threads, because REASONS!
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>>47895553
>Whip out your trusty really rusty Beam Katana, like so many of your heroes, or wait, was it another melee weapon?
Fucking Rocket Hammer
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