Old >>47818295
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
>>47827849
>>47827629
I suppose the two memes of these threads would make a good couple.
>>47827531
The text for the witch option (where it says Compassion & Mystery) is a little bit on the hard to read side where it intersects with the background image. It isn't as tricky on the blue side but the purple doesn't seem to filter it out enough. I mean, I was still able to read it fine. It just wasn't quite as pleasant as it could be.
There's a typo in Elder Master: r esponsibilities. It should be easy to see b/c it was word-wrapped.
Hmm... I think Wandering Mistress is the most exciting Master. I care more about the Master-familiar bond than running around with other familiars. As much as I'm tempted to go with a monkey for hands, I think I'd have to pick cat for the classic aesthetic. Either way, mammal is the best regular option.
>>47827849
>wanting Angelanon to get anything ever
>>47828749
Big Crimson for life!
>>47828749
>not picking the shonen hero Rictor Mortis
Fucking faggots as far as the eye can see.
>>47828901
He's already taken, though.
>>47827531
Pressuring poor Ren once again, just to say that I want Urban witch. Since I agree that you need to keep them balanced, Tinker mage or maybe some kind of Sorcery harnessing innate magic (learned witchery, basically).
>>47828903
>Poor man's One Shot Johnny
>>47828974
>he
Angelanon is awomanchildanon
>>47828998
Talking about SDA.
>>47828769
>>47828901
I think it's rather sad that Angelanon is likely a man hating lesbian do to being sexually abused as a child. It even makes me feel a little bad for being so hard on her. But apparently Quiet just thinks it's hot.
>>47828998
She really is. Childhood abuse might explain her immaturity as well as her sex hangups.
>>47828988
>One Shot Johnny
> Not fucked by Bumpsy & Donny "THE DOME" Richardson in everyway imaginable
>>47828749
Is it just me or do the first five, Randal, and Grandguard all seem really bad?
At the very least because of the meta.
>>47829068
>Something something if my guy is faster than your guy you'll never hit him ever at all and all the attack power in the world is meaningless
>At least that's the stated logic
>>47829068
>Implying One-Shot Johnny doesn't out speed and KO everything
>>47828998
Do you think she meant to include herself in >>47803869 or was it just incidental?
>>47829053
>might explain her immaturity as well as her sex hangups
Yeah, that's immediately what I thought when I read >>47827815.
>>47829217
Is that actually a picture of her?Yes.
We've been over that her Magical Realm RP forum avatar was her doing a really good impression of pic.
>>47829199
>Implying Ether Rex won't tap into his untold powers when he's close to death and bring about a catacylsm
>>47829299
>Implying the Special stat isn't a measure of how "Special" they are.
>As in how short their bus is, etc.
Spooky psychic child OC I mentioned last thread is done. Five pages, at least, might do a 6th.
...but it's 4am I'm going to bed, so will post it tomorrow instead.
Oh here's the new thread. Anyway. Finished the first page of the CYOA. It's here.
>>47827531
Now to address concerns
>>47827708
>>47827799
Yeah that's an unfortunate side effect of the design I decided to settle on. And also a side effect of how familiars work. Since I decided to lump mundane familiars into broad categories, their section to pick one wound up being small. Whereas Improved Familiars have a plethora of unique options between them that can't really be generalized.
THAT BEING SAID. The freedom to choose three perks for regular familiars is a nice advantage over going improved. Improved Familiars get one perk to choose from, in addition to their locked three, meaning if you don't like the perks they come with, you're out of luck.
Also there is gonna be a perk on Page 2: Progidy, that lets a younger witch or wizard take an improved familiar, at the cost of losing the free perk choice and a "time penalty" that locks out your Focus.
>>47828800
Thanks for the feedback, I'll see what I can do.
>>47829053
>Angelanon is likely a man
Fixed that for you.
>>47829413
One of these days you're gonna have to accept there's girls on the internet, you know?
>>47829413
You must have missed the recent pics.
>>47829263
>We've been over that her Magical Realm RP forum avatar was her doing a really good impression of pic.
People have said that, but nobody bothered to take screencaps, so I was doubtful. I did find it funny that people were teasing her for "dressing like a dyke" when she's said she's a lesbian all this time.
>>47829529
Maybe people were holding out hope for a lipstick lesbian.
Formatting is not great, but here ya go
>>47829529
Inb4 Anon asks for picks and other Anons play hard to get
>>47829470
There are also tons of female impersonators, and they tend to act very similarly.
>>47829529
I saw. Before I was pretty sure but now I know for certain. If you want to keep RPing that's cool, I just want to make sure people who legitimately don't know don't get the wrong idea.
>>47828749
Bumpsy all the way
>>47829404
Alright, spruced up page 1. Fixed that typo, and thickened the box colors. Also added more background art because I forgot to scout for that shit. Resuming work on Page 2.
>>47829745
Who cares? You can't prove it either way and you've got nothing to gain from it, you just want to feel 'smart' for calling someone on when you think you're right. It's just pointless.
>>47829053
> do to being sexually abused as a child
I love how people always seem to think that there needs to be a reason for gay people to be gay, I mean, what girl couldn't possibly prefer female aesthetics to male ones? It's illogical, I mean, even men themselves would probably prefer if women looked like men instead! Am I right guys, who needs silly frail-weak looking girls things when you can have a burly raspy-voiced bear of a manly man with you in bed?
>>47829878
You might want to read the start of the convo luv. Your ignorance is showing.
>>47829339
The Sexuality section is exactly the same on both World and Personal.
>>47829807
This looks interesting. Looking forward to perks and more.
>>47829807
Also just noticed the typo in Voidworm, it's minor and I just fixed it. Will release it next thread, probably.
>>47829878
Anon...I hate to say it, but I think you're a faggot. Don't worry, most people can still live perfectly normal lives.
>>47829745
>Before I was pretty sure but now I know for certain.
Then you must have some inside info the rest of us are missing. I'd say pic related (not my creation btw) pretty much sums it up.
>>47829813
You're right. Have a nice day.
>>47829807
The Aspiring Student is described as "15 or so" but the Waifish Orphan is not given an age. The Wandering Mistress also doesn't have a specific age while the Adult Mage is in his 20s. Because no age is specified I would like to believe greater variability is possible, but should I instead assume it is the same?
>>47829989
Aside from the typo, I like the way you wrote the name "Void Worm" in the title better than "voidworm." Writing it as two separate words looks better to me, like "dire wolf" or "polar bear" or "mountain lion."
>>47829807
Hey, I like it so far. I haven't seen page 2 yet, so maybe I'm making an ass of myself here, but you call Wisps guides and seem to put a bit of emphasis on that. However, they don't have the Guide perk.
Again, I haven't seen page 2. So for all I know, Guide is about being better at teaching magic or something, but it seems like something the Wisps should get, yeah?
Anyone have any cyoas that deal with daughterus or sonus?
Can anyone post the transcribed text of Remaker (the blurred option in one of Quiet's spoilers)? I started to puzzle it out, but realized I'm a lazy fucker and gave up.
>>47829339
1 in beauty So I can get:
1 in shapeshifter (And turn back to normal)
1 in superpower(Regeneration)
1 in magical races(Succubus)
1 in Ordinary
That is all.
>>47830080
Yeah, I only gave general age categories. The academy's a little stringent in that freshmen have to be around that age before they can get accepted, generally (most people start High School at ages 14/15, at least in 'murica). And the Mage has already done all that studying crap, so he'd be in his 20s.
Witches don't have such luxuries as academies, and their magic is a more personal journey.
Yes the setting of the CYOA is a little sexist. I think it's more interesting that way.
>>47830187
Ah, I was gonna consolidate it to one word in the title but I guess I forgot to when I was putting the text in. Adding the space will be easier though, so I'll just do that.
>>47830328
They're loosely based off of Will'o'the'wisps from common folklore and Pixar's "Brave." And trust me, they don't guide you to "safe" places. Which is what the Guide perk does.
>>47830398
>>47830705
Remake/better version never ever.
>>47829403
Awww
>>47829807
Just a quick lore question: If I do not choose an option that makes me an improved familiar, am I doomed to one day be abandoned as my master outgrows me? Or is it possible to grow in power alongside them? Just wondering as both Elder Master and Wizened hag discuss getting rid of their old familiar.
>>47829644
But there were pics like 2 threads ago.
>>47830778
First, they might not be in a situation where they need a more powerful familiar (low responsibility/conjuration specialist/etc.), and just let you do you.
Second, the Improved Familiar is a thing if you make yourself more (magically or emotionally) valuable than a potential other familiar.
Even if both of these fail, you could still visit your old master to talk with and/or harass them.
>>47830974
>Improved Familiar
Er, Mystical familiar. Not sure how I got that wrong.
>>47830705
>Super powerful titan
> mediocre powers
Other than the powers this cyoa is pretty good and has alot of potential
>>47830778
What this guy said: >>47830974
More or less nails it on the head. Also, from a pure mechanics standpoint, I've played like 3 Wizards in D&D and not once did I ever take the Improved Familiar feat. Generally because I get pretty fucking attached to my birds.
>>47829807
Is there a size limit on reptiles or can I be an old wise semi-large tortoise
>>47831122
Hey, man, good to see you. Question: The CYOA says that witches are feared and shunned. How hard would it be to find a which like Nanny Ogg - everyone respects them, they're more or less the mother of the entire community, and they can and will tear you up one mountain and down another even without magic if you hurt one of their boys or girls? All I want is a witch who's not quite a matriarch, not necessarily, but she's everyone's friend; people drop by for a cuppa to talk about that neighbor's boy going out with their daughter, or the rot getting into the wheat, or the lamb that won't grow right, and she nods and smiles and sends them on their way with a few cookies...and somehow, things that you talked about with her just turn out better. Or maybe less melodramatic, less magic, and more helpfulness - have you ever seen Kiki's Delivery Service?
(Apologies, I read through the Discworld series again lately. Wyrd Sisters is a good one.)
>>47831122
Also, to continue heaping the pressure and abuse on you, I'm going to repost both the Urban and Tinker witch/wizard Focuses. Because I really want this. Also, I apparently lost them, but I'll rewrite them.
>Urban: The urban witch knows that when someone lives somewhere for a very long time, that place takes on a small life, a familiarity. People have been living in cities for centuries, giving them a quiet but very awake mind. The urban witch contemplates this mind, and works its will.
>- Voice of the City: The city doesn't have ears, but it carries voices. You can find them pressed into well-worn cobblestones, or caught in the dust spinners on corners, or carried on the backs of pigeons. You and your master can ask them to give up their treasured words, and if you're nice, they just might.
>- Hearthfire: When you live someplace long enough, it tends to like you if you like it. You and your master love the city, and it loves you back. You can easily scrounge up some leftovers or dropped food if you don't mind scavenging, you'll never be lost so long as you can feel the cobblestones, and you'll always have a quiet place to spend the night as abandoned houses open their doors to you.
>>47831186
>>47831349
Wat are you talking about
>>47831186
>>47831349
Why do you think that guy's the author?
>>47831374
>>47831493
Come on, he obviously accidentally replied to the wrong post
>>47831349
Crap, forgot Tinker.
>Tinker: Purists say that tinkers aren't true wizards. They say that tinkering is merely the process of making ordinary clockwork and adding a little magic to make it go. That's as may be, but the fact remains that your master specializes in it.
>- Tick Tock: By looking at machines, you can easily identify how they work - the more complicated, the better. You can see where a patch of rust needs to be polished off to make it run at full efficiency...or where to drop in a wrench to render the whole thing an immobile mess.
>Magic Eyes: You can see any magic that hangs around an item as a glowing aura in your vision, even through walls. Stare long enough and hard enough, and you may even be able to tease out what the magic does.
Also, y'know...I read the pastebin, and it said you need a few more perks. I've got nothing better to do!
>Power Reservoir (Witch Familiar Only): Most familiars can only act as conduits for their witches, channeling the raw power from their sources into usable energy. You can do more than that - by storing power within you, you can temporarily "supercharge" your master, granting her huge power at the cost of severely draining yourself.
>Spell Checker (Wizard Familiar Only): Sure, your wizard's doing fairly well for himself, but some spells are dangerous if misused. By looking at a spell as it's prepared, you can see any obvious flaws your master missed at a glance, and can pick out some of the less-obvious ones given time. This doesn't tell you anything about how the spell works - you just know what shouldn't be.
>>47831374
Well fuck me running. Meant for >>47831089
I made this a few days ago and decided to release the software I used to make it. Obviously the software will produce uninspired/sub-par layouts if you only use it, and I understand that, but I figure someone will make good use of it with design skills.
Love you.
>>47831783
Fuck forgot to link it lol
https://github.com/Amridell/Amridell-s-CYOA-Maker
>>47831783
Make a tank version
>>47830705
Do I pick one Danger, or are all of them coming for me at the same time? If the latter then I need to take up my mantle as Tyrant again.
Powers: Protection, Beasts Call
I once used these powers to mass an unstoppable army, invincible both on the battlefield and at rest thanks to my ability to summon barriers and fortresses at will. Now it is time to rally the beastmen to my cause once more. Maybe I had some other powers that I'll remember later if I think about it more.
Daughters: Apple and Dachi
You can't choose your family, you know? But I have no regrets and wouldn't trade them for anyone.
The Great Mother: This is the most straightforward threat to face. To me "cult" sounds like "army" except without good equipment and with inexperienced leaders and without the resources of a country behind it. I don't think I would even need to fully come out of retirement if these clowns were all that was coming after me.
The Black Prince: I respect him, but I'm frankly a bit insulted that he thinks he can afford to send anything but his full forces at me. If he struck with everything he had before I had a chance to rebuild my horde he would have a chance, but as it is, I am going to crush him just like I crushed so many kings. Maybe after it becomes clear to him he has no hope for victory I can compel him to take Apple as his queen; she'd like that I think.
The Adventurers: I know better than to mess with prophecy, but the prophecy doesn't say they beat me, just that we fight and somehow this results in a new era. Maybe after putting on a good show I'll surrender and "release" Apple, and put my armies at their command. This seems like a good backup plan in case the Black Prince is too stubborn to know when he has lost.
(cont)
>>47831783
>14+ slavs will appear out of nowhere and beat the living shit out of your attackers
Dying
>>47828749
I shall unlock the secrets of ether rex.
>>47831901
(cont)
Cursed Sword: This sword has the soul of a Tyrant who lost to a hero? Seems like he was way shittier at his job than I am. A really powerful sword sounds tempting just to see if I am strong enough to master it, but I'm not a young Tyrant anymore. I'll bind that sword and swordsman in chains and drop them both into the ocean.
That Guy: Okay, this guy legitimately scares me. Even in my prime I doubt I could have stopped him. If he gets his hands on Dachi he will wish he hadn't, but poor Apple would be helpless in his hands. It's a good thing there are a bunch of Adventurers from another world. Maybe after our fated duel I can convince them them to go to the elemental temples and collect the orbs to banish him and rescue my daughters. Who knows? Maybe this will be the new era that was foretold.
>>47831844
But I don't know anything about tanks anon :'(
>>47832045
Better get reading, then. When you're done with the tank one make a jet one too, while you're at it.
>>47829263
>her Magical Realm RP forum avatar was her doing a really good impression of pic
Pretty disturbing desu. So why are people still in denial that the chick in AA's pics are her? Looks like they're just salty that she's a 5/10 crazy lesbo instead of some kind of nerdy dream girl.
>>47832358
Okay you got me I'm an aviation autist.
Will be done tomorrow.
>>47832364
I don't care about Angel, but If you're going to be a crazy lesbo, you should have the decency to be a 7-10/10 crazy lesbo.
>>47828749
Ether Rex, holy shit that special. Who knows what secrets he could be holding.
>>47832457
If that was her in the slave Leia outfit, then I'd give her a 6/10 for looks, going up to 8/10 for being willing to do kinky stuff while cosplaying as Leia.
>>47832364
I'd giver her a 3-3.5. That smile is creepy as fug.
>>47829161
Well that's because the firs 6 were made first separately and then it was built upon.
>>47831905
For a price, yebanat.
>>47832455
Immortality 2
Little Boy 1
Big Sister & Twin Sister 1 (Little Boy discount)
Magical Girl 1
A nice thing about the Mystery Box version is that in that version the boxes are free.
Status report. Still plowing through Focus. It's slow going, but steady. I'm going to TRY and finish this in the next four hours, since I'm used to going to sleep at 4 AM anyway now. Perks should be relatively quick once I get to them.
In other news, I'm presently designing a new Focus for both the Wizard and Witch based off of what that one Anon wants. Wizards can Focus in Artifice now, and Witches can Focus on The Alleys.
>>47832891
>the boxes are free
Exactly, anon. Which is why it doesn't make sense you get a free boon, that's supposed to be a secret but you actually know what it is.
>>47829807
You don't need to give us constant updates.
Just post it when you feel it's ready.
Is this the only mech cyoa we got?
>>47833088
Power Armor is basically a mecha CYOA if you take one of the larger ones.
>>47830553
You should change "LBS" in telekinesis desc. on "LBFS" to remove confusion some had before
>>47833088
what >>47833104 said, you can pretty much make mecha with this
>>47833088
>>47829768
>Bumpsy all the way
Right there with you. Bumpsy a best.
>>47832328
Seriously, that was updated in the same damn thread.
>>47833550
>becoming a freak that no one but true degenerates would even consider banging
>gives enough points to have natural red hair
/d/ is hilarious when it comes to "balance"
>>47833645
wat
>>47833550
>Build
Boyish (70)
>Height
5'8" (70)
>Breast Size
Flat (70)
>Hair Color
Dirty Blonde (70)
>Eye Color
Blue (70)
>Penalties
You Have A Penis (90)
>Benefits
New Identity (40)
Life's A Bitch (0)
I've become female, except in every single way that counts, so not really.
>>47833550
Boyish (0)
5'2" (0)
Flat (0)
Dirty Blonde (0)
Blue Eyes (0)
Life's a Bitch (40)
Shaving Sucks (30)
New Identity (50) cancelled out by Lose Everything (+50)
So basically I just get to be a little girl for free? OK that's fine.
>>47833894
>Boyish build
>5'8"
No one in their right mind would consider you a man.
>>47833902
On second thought I wouldn't take New Identity. Now that the law lets people change the sex on their birth certificate I shouldn't have trouble just changing my name and living as before, and my mother wanted to have a daughter anyway.
>>47833861
Becoming a hermaphrodite, neither a man nor woman but a freak, gives you twenty points.
Naturally having red hair costs twenty points.
I get that it's their fetish, but any rational person would realize how hard this would fuck up your brain. You lose any sense of gender, not to mention how no one in their right mind could be attracted to you.
>>47833984
>no one in their right mind could be attracted to you
Bisexuals.
>>47833984
>changing genders won't fuck up your brain but adding a penis does
>>47832328
>>47833550
I prefer the original's benefit costs.
>>47833550
The other major issue here, besides >>47833645, is that all points costs/rewards could be one tenth of what they currently are without it making a difference since everything costs multiples of ten points anyway.
>>47832455
Immortality!
Waifu!
Money!
Become the trap!
10/10 cyoa
>>47833944
And why would that be?
>>47833988
>bisexuals
are attracted to both men and women, not a hodgepodge mixture.
We waifu cyoas now.
>>47833156
>Looks
I'm 14, my hair is grey and my eyes are brown. Everything else is average.
(20 stars left)
>Challenges
Who's Stealing My Rolls?
(16)
>World
Modern Suburban Tokyo
(16)
>Physical
Athleticism
Beauty
(9)
>Seating
Window seat
(7)
>Accessories
Little Steel Blade
(4)
>Home
The golden standard, no choices picked
(4)
>Friends and family
Kojiro (Uncle)
Mayumi (Sister)
Kasumi (Cool teacher)
Yuyu (Younger friend / fake little sister)
(0)
So, I think this will work out. I'm practiaclly a physical prodigy with good stealth, and my family and friends should be able to help me find my way around, and get around. Call out to Yuyu the spymaster.
If I'm lucky, the window seat will bring in a clue or two. Hopefully the personality traits from the blade wont affect me too much.
>>47834113
>>47833550
Build: Boyish
Height: 5'8"
Breast Size: A
Hair Color: Platinum
Eye Color: Black
Benefits: New Identity, Life's a Bitch, The Fun Never Stops
Penalties: Lose Everything, You Have a Penis, Barren
Better off than I am now. I could work it. Maybe.
>>47834122
>>47834095
I'm bisexual and would be attracted to such a person if they existed assuming they're attractive.
>>47834143
>>47834148
Congratulations, you're pansexual.I'm going to regret this.
>>47834151
Ignore the mystery box.
>>47834161
Why? I picked it when the cyoa came out and I'm genuinly satisfied.
>>47829053
>Quiet just thinks it's hot.
Not really. I just want them to fug.
>>47834161
>Ignore the mystery box.
Yes, many do.
>>47834024
will they ever learn?
>>47833984
I think you underestimate number of people who would shack up with an attractive futa.
>>47834183
>manlet joke
What's the new cut-off now, 7 feet?
>>47834024
>manlytears
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>47834148
but you're not bisexual though. You're attracted to something that is neither a man nor a woman, thus you're not bisexual. A hermaphrodite is not a woman, and it is not a man.
>>47834158Can you help me out, then? It's my understanding that:
Bisexual = wanting to bang boys and girls alike
Pansexual = wanting to bang anything, including hermaphrodites.
So pansexuals don't give a hoot, they just want to get laid.
>>47834113
>Monotheistic
The easy mode.
>Goddess
It has gotta be Eris. I'm up for pretty much anything she is, but I want to show her some of that famous, traditional mortal romance, too. If I'm lucky, she'll love playing hardcore OSR games.
>Living style
Urban living. City life seems fitting to her tastes, and mine.
>Bonuses
Increased endurance. I'm going to need this if I want to survive.
>>47834201
>when his height is single digit
>>47834205
Okay then I'd say a fair number of people who identify as bisexuals would be attracted to a futa/hermaphrodite.
>>47834194
I don't think I do. How many would do that, anon?
>>47834229
I feel like a lot, maybe I'm projecting.
If hot futa aliens started living among us I think people would be into it.
>>47834205
That's correct, though pansexual is mostly used as codeword for "I am okay with trans."
>>47833550
Oh no. I've become completely female.
My build is atheletic, I'm 5'8 with D sized breats. My hair is auburn, coupled with green eyes.
That leaves 30 points for benefits.
Sleep when you're dead sounds wonderful. I have plenty of things to do, every day, all day.
I'm satisfied.
any updates to familiar cyoa? Is it true that all witches can fly on a broom? Do wizards lose their magical power if they have sex?
>>47829049
Also a woman I believe
>>47834205
>>47834222
>>47834238
We can't forget about the asexuals who don't care about physical beauty.
>>47834245
it's wrong, I'm helicopter
I don't want to meta post but people mentioned angel anons pic and I'm very curious now.
>>47834256
>>47834245
>>47828998
>>47828974
>>47828901
I suggest you create Angelanon-general and go talk about it there
>>47833550
Buildy: Average
Height: 4'8'' (60pts)
Breast Size: E (50pts)
Hair Color: Black (40pts)
Eye Color: Blue (40pts)
Bonus: New Identity (40pts) , Life's a Bitch (0)
Penalties: Lose Everything (+50)
Its all coming together.
>>47834241
The real question is, do Witches really pleasure themselves in demonic orgies of lust and flesh to sate their wicked, carnal desires?
>>47834237
>a lot
And that is how many? The people on the /degenerate/ board on the website for social misfits, who masturbate to cartoon drawings of hermaphrodites?
>I think people would be into it.
Again, heterosexual and homosexuals would not, so you're left with pansexuals and bisexuals which IIRC is less than a percentage of the population (but I wouldn't trust any statistics on sexuality - like you said, you say you're bisexual but you're really not).
>>47834276
It's all true! Witches are reason bad things happen
-t. Alberto Wizardosa
>>47834171
Seconding. Even though I practically sleep and shower in fedora I think Mystery Box is the best option.
>>47834151
Is Hestia and/or Nemesis in this? Otherwise there's no point in doing it.
>>47834298
I think fewer people would be turned off by the ADDITION of unexpected genitals than would be by the lack of desired ones. If you date a chick that looks like a chick and has enough other desired mate traits, I imagine most guys with a measure of heteroflexibility would at least make a go of it with a hermaphrodite. Same goes for the inverse situation.
>>47834355
Hestia yes, Nemesis no. Pity, I'd waifu that.
>>47834356
We'll have to disagree, but I neither of us will change our/the other person's mind, so maybe it's time to stop yeah?
>>47834241
All the text and text boxes are in place. I wound up having to make a 3rd page just for the perks though.
My font size might be a little too big... Ah well, too late now.
I figured it'd be more expedient for me to hold off on the imaging and get the format done, and it was. If you guys want, I can post what I have. It's all there, missing a bunch of images, but otherwise presentable.
Witches on brooms is a stereotype and they don't like it when you accuse them of that or eating small children, regardless of how tasty they are.
Wizards don't lose their power if they have sex. The problem is having sex to begin with.
>>47818483
>>47804119
Before my grandfather's grandfather was born, this was our board. These are our good threads; our authors live here, in the OC and the reposts. They watch over us. We are happy: we make builds, we repost, we have waifus, hype, a good life. But sometimes we must shitpost! The fetishists disturb the authors; they burn our asses; they take what is ours, waifus, CYOAs, threads! And the fetishists talk of how they will 'improve our CYOAs and help us'. They put us to sleep with shitty suggestions: when we wake, all that we had is ruined - corrupted! They take our anons and turn them into little girls. Gah! So we shitpost to keep what is ours, what must stay ours! There can be no peace, no peace with fetishists, men of lewdness, and sperm, and disgust! There can be only shitstorm!
>>47834376
Different guy than last dude, just chiming in on an interesting discussion. Not everything has to be a shitflinging competition where the end goal is domination of your discussion partner, my man.
>>47834365
Dammit. I imagine Nemesis would be an amazing waifu
>50% Chuuni
>40% dere
>10% tsun
I want to bully her by trashtalking other goddesses, and she gets conflicted because the Dere part of her wants to enjoy the praise, but the Tsun and Goddess part of her wants to punish me.
Also, Chuuni a cute
>>47834378
>The problem is having sex to begin with.
Oh no, are wizards viewed as nerds? Well judging by fact that they enrolled in that school at 15 years and ended at 20, they haven't spoken to a girl during their puberty
>>47833550
>Hazel 10pts
>not 0
As someone with hazel eyes they're some of the most annoying and bipolar shit ever. Pick a color, you fucks.
>>47834355
>Not doing it just for Shub-Niggurath
It's like you have no taste senpai.
>>47834392
well, I guess I can say what I wanted to say, yeah.So I had a chat with a trap once, who would flirt with guys at bars - but never take them home - making out with them and all that.
That's disgusting to me - he knew those guys thought he was a girl, but he isn't. He lied by omission, and knew those guys would be pissed off by knowing the truth.
I feel the same way here - sure, you say "a feminine penis doesn't matter" or "but she's a girl! She just also has a penis", and it doesn't matter. It's not a girl.
I lose all attraction, and now I'm pissed as fuck that it lied to me, and maybe I did things that I now find are disgusting
>inb4 but you enjoying them, and it would be fine if it hadn't told the truth
exactly. But that's not the truth. You wouldn't be happy if your husband/wife tells you, ten years later when you've had kids, that they're a serial rapist and murderer, and both killed and fucked around while you were together.
Now you'll never see them again
that got ranty!
anyway, to answer your point: I think I'd sooner (much, much sooner) date a girl without a vagina/a girl unable to have vaginal sex for reasons than I would a hermaphrodite.
I'd be pissed the girl didn't tell me about her problem, since it's pretty relevant, but it is nowhere near as bad as lying about your gender.
The longer the hermaphrodite waits, the more furious I'd be. I'd still dump them on the spot, of course, but I might not scream as much.
>>47834465
>Comparing having a dick to being a rapist.
Jesus fuck, man, dial it down a notch.
>>47834378
>Wizards are sexually unsatisfied nerds
AHAHAHAHAHA, seems like I'm going to be a Witches' familiar. No way is my Master going to make me comfort him. I'm way too sexyI AM CUTE!for that loser.
>>47834465
Ignorance is bliss. Literally every girl you ever kissed but didn't see naked could have been a trap. Do you care? Obviously not, because what ifs don't matter.
>>47834486
Like anyone would want to fuck a witch. At least wizards are respected in society and I can hang on my master's shoulder looking at everyone from above. You, the witches familiars, are even lower beneath us
>>47834499
>kissing a girl but not seeing her naked
It's like you're afraid of commitment, friend.
>>47834511
Gas the wizards, class war now
>>47834543
OHOHOHO, worm, you dare to oppose us? I'm sure your master is not as stupid as you are.
You and your master playing on the streets your little witch tricks with people and none sees her as nothing more than a girl from orphanage. On the other hand, when we walk through street you can bet everyone understands that wizard in studying is in front of them
>>47834511
Wizards just have bunch of practical, functional magic. Witches have the real magic, they know the Beyond, the Spirits, and all aspects of Life.
>>47834482
I didn't. I compared a lie of omission to a lie of omission.
I don't want to be in a relationship with a man, and I don't want to be in a relationship with a murderer.
>>47834499
>Ignorance
>Do you care?
I could've sworn I mentioned that.
Yes, anon, it is possible. That's what I'm saying. The instant I learn I'll be furious beyond comprehension. The longer it/he waits, the worse it'll feel.
It's deception and lies, and not someone I'd be in any relationship with afterwards. You know whether you have a cock or a vag is pretty important when being in a relationship.
>>47834486
>>47834511
>>47834543
>>47834581
Oh god, what have I started
>>47834511
>Like anyone would want to fuck a witch.
Like anyone WOULDN'T want to!
>>47834601
>Wizards just have bunch of practical, functional magic.
>just
>JUST
Wizards have practical and useful magic, while witches have feminine one based on feelings and other useless stuff
>>47834639
Meh, in almost any given story ever the mages who rely on mechanical, math-like magic eventually lose against the "feelings" mages. I personally dislike it when magic is treated like fantasy science.
>>47834378
>The problem is having sex to begin with
It's not fair, even in magical world wizards can't get it. Assemble my brothers
>>47834511
>Like anyone would want to fuck a witch
How are those grapes? Sour or extra sour?
>>47834659
>oppress and demonify female mages
>seclude themselves from their female peers
>act like snooty stuck up nobles
Geez, I wonder why Wizards don't get any action??!
>>47834653
That's because such stories are written by "feeling" mages. "Thinking" mages don't write stories, they're too busy having godly powers.
>>47834511
You're hilarious.
>>47834702
>>47834691
>>47834684
>>47834633
Sex is overrated, even worse it distracts you from studying magic. It's good that most of our brothers don't fall for carnal desires
>>47834701
Still dislike them. I vastly prefer the kind of mage who wanders the earth, attuning himself to the forces of nature and pondering over the mysteries of life. I have no interest in serving or being a book mage who spends all his time hunched over dusty tomes, making calculations and whatnot.
>>47834701
>>47834750
Literally serving Gandalf (=witches) vs Saruman (=wizards).
>>47834730
>It's good that most of our brothers don't fall for carnal desires
That however means you still have them in the first place.
Deny all you want, but you know you want it, little Pepe.
>>47834730
I wonder how many wizards resort to gay sex...?
>>47834762
Gandalf' did a lot of thinking and pondering over books in his time though.
![73644bc1a02bd2439969d7e51b53660e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vYvRFT7.jpg "73644bc1a02bd2439969d7e51b53660e[1].jpg")
>>47833550
Athletic 50
Height 5'8'' 50
A cup 50
Dirty Blonde 50
Blue eyes 50
Very easy 80
You have a penis 100
Active word 120
Barren 130
Life's a bitch 90
Delicious 60
Fun never stops 20
Overstimulation 0
I imagine that athletic build means that I don't have to work to maintain it.
Active word could be completely irrelevant or really bad. Does it matter what language it's said in?
>>47834730
>Sex is overrated
>>47834762
Gandalf was wizard, not once he got stuck in library. Just because wizards take 5 years training in the capital doesn't mean they are stuck in room full of books till end of his life, as lore describes them roaming the world.
>>47834763
You can deny those desires to build resilience only if you have them. Road through such hardship is far better than paved one
>>47834778
They rather ask for magical doll they could fuck
>>47834778
>I wonder how many wizards resort to gay sex...?
>Sex is overrated, even worse it distracts you from studying magic
So that would be "none". Sorry gay-friend.
>>47834804
>They rather ask for magical doll they could fuck
Biggest reason for not becoming a wizard's familiar.
>>47834821
>implying I couldn't seduce all my wizard-bros in having sex
>implying I wouldn't make them bottom for me
>implying I wouldn't lead the wizards in an orgy rivaling those of the witches
Too bad I can only be a familiar, because this setting is perfect for a corrupting gay wizard.
>>47834804
>You can deny those desires to build resilience only if you have them. Road through such hardship is far better than paved one
That's how you build neurosis, not resilience. Just look at yourself. And besides,
>They rather ask for magical doll they could fuck
Feeling self-contradictory today, hmm?
>>47834843
>asks a question
>get a response other than what he wanted
>"NONONO YOU ARE WRONG NONO"
I am stating all those things, yes. If he can't be seduced by someone he's attracted to, you don't stand a chance.gay + corruption fetish is among my least favorite things. You're always so loud about it, too.
>>47831783
I like your CYOA Anon, I think I'm going to go with the Colt 1911A1.
>>47834852
Is it weird that I really want to be Bayonetta?
>>47834868
I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were some omniscient god with complete knowledge and authority over this imaginary setting.You sound like a needy bottom.
>>47834881
Wanting to be Bayonetta is completely healthy.
>>47834172
>>47834852
>Feeling self-contradictory today, hmm?
huh? They would rather fuck an imitation of a woman rather than fag is not contradictory
>That's how you build neurosis, not resilience
Your vile words won't change that fact. We are strong, because we don't fall on animal level of being guided by desires, but rather guided by logic!
>>47834881
It's not weird to want to be a woman who's confident with her sexuality.
I think you're good.
>>47829339
Politics
Amazing
Peace + crime
Medium Magic
Beauty
Intelligence
Idol
Perfect + Mind + Ageless
Induce
Reality
Ratio m1:f3
Harem
Second time's a charm
Growth
>>47834892
Why do you ask a question when you will only accept one answer?
>>47834892
If you want a clear answer build on logic: hetero won't become fags just because
>>47834892
>spoilerWe'll never know until you make that cyoa about getting a waifu who will slowly sissify you.
>>47834921
You guys are so lucky. Do you have any idea how tiring it is to have to participate in all those orgies. Not the mention having to seduce and fuck barbarian Chad whenever he goes "hunting" for me. Sometimes I wish, I'd have less sex!Thank the Spirits it's so enjoyable though <3
>>47834921
>They would rather fuck an imitation of a woman rather than fag is not contradictory
But saying that you are above carnal desires and admitting that you not only indulge in them but even have preferences is.
>We are strong, because we don't fall on animal level of being guided by desires, but rather guided by logic!
You're strong because you study a lot, silly boy, not because you deny yoursef natural things. Besides we don't abuse ourselves like you do, and are no weaker. Still think you've made the right choice?
>>47829351
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Virtuoso (7)
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>>47834881
>>47834852
>>47835020
>tfw you'll never be Bayonetta
Just end this farce of a life right now.
>>47835020
>But saying that you are above carnal desires and admitting that you not only indulge in them but even have preferences is.
I've talked about those brothers who couldn't resist.
Still think you've made the right choice?
But those of us who can resist temptation become greater mages. Mind is strong not because you learn, but not like you know about such. Wizard can put aside his needs for better of the world, witch can't
>>47835090
I'd argue Witches know more about the world than Wizards. Witches are literally all about uncovering and becoming living mysteries of the world.
>>47835124
1000 witches would uncover specific mystery and only 1000 witches would know about it. One wizard will uncover mystery and soon every wizard would have his book on that topic read
>>47835090
>Mind is strong not because you learn, but not like you know about such.
How rude. You estimate of your learning capabilites is obviously exagerrated, seeing how you couldn't manage to learn good manners.
>But those of us who can resist temptation become greater mages.
Can you tell? How do you know they wouldn't be as great or even greater if they did not deny themselves love and comfort that all living creatures need, stressing themselves, ruining their mind, posture and eyesight over books in dark cells?
>Wizard can put aside his needs for better of the world, witch can't
Don't presume, little wizard, that you know what a real witch does or does not for others. People wouldn't come to us in times of need if we couldn't help them. Not to mention we can do that without perversing ourselves or being so stuck up about it.
>>47835167
I'd argue Witches reach far deeper mysteries on a more personal level. Wizards might know of many mysteries, but a Witch KNOWS her few mysteries.
The difference is mostly fluff though so I do understand why opinions are so mixed.
>>47835167
Actually, from what we can read, Witches exchange information as much as Wizards do. So, no, not applicable.
>>47835175
Just want to say Yuko would be a better poster child for Ren's witches than Bayonetta.
>>47835208
Know nothing about Yuko, so maybe.
>>47834298
Are you Snail-kun?
>>47834378
>>47829807
And here's page 2. Of 3. Feeling pretty good about this one but typos can lurk everywhere. Give it a gander and make sure I didn't screw up anywhere.
>>47834172
Angel is mine.
>>47835220
>new author creates an incredibly interesting magical world full of powerful wizards and witches
>makes you a slave familiar
So close... so close!
>>47835220
And before you say anything, yes, I see that Illusion's Spook and Unknown's Vision have the same icons. Already fixed it.
>>47834271
Nice build. I would befriend you and steal your underwear.
>>47835244
>Dark Princess
I will be Slaanesh, also known as the Dark Princess, the Princess of Pleasure, the Lady of Excess, the Perfect Princess and even the Princess of Chaos.
>Not-So-Royal Behaviour
I revel in all things sex and pleasure.
>Demonic Contact
The Warp chants me its secret and my ascension is assured through its devotion.
>Magic Upgrade
The power that sustains me lays at my bidding.
>Power Behind the Thrones
Some have already noticed my impending ascension and a loyal cult of hedonistic worshippers has already been formed.
>Once And Future Queen
Father can only resist the call of my Godhood so long, soon he will abdicate and join the masses in my worship.
>Exotic Princess
I will reshape my Kingdom into one of erotic pleasure, excess and hedonism.
>Millenium Princess
After I have taken the planet, the Universe will be next and from the Dreamworld (or the Warp) all of reality shall follow.Cower in fear and tremble in erotic anticipation for soon your Dream kingdom too will fall under my reign, anon.Reposting my build.
>>47835198
>as much as Wizards do
>Wizards: Knowledge & Power
>Witches: Compassion & Mystery
Wizards have centralized school system and keep all knowledge written down of yore and knew. Witches of course exchange information, but they work in smaller circles and don't preserve knowledge as wizards do
>>47835220
>The Body
>Humanized
So I can be a cute catgirl AND having a caring witch mistress to live with?
>>47835251
Pick related.
>>47835298
>So I can be a cute catgirl AND having a caring witch mistress to live with?
Of course! What kinda CYOA author would I be if I didn't include a little girl option?
>>47835175
>Can you tell? How do you know they wouldn't be as great or even greater if they did not deny themselves love and comfort that all living creatures need, stressing themselves, ruining their mind, posture and eyesight over books in dark cells?
It is known, else they wouldn't be the most respected archmages
>>47835312
H-how about a little boy?Embrace the /ss/.
>>47829351
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Mind reading 2 (11)
Regeneration (8)
Durability (7)
Photographic memory (4)
Speed learner (2)
Happy (1)
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Know everything, do anything, get away with it.
>>47835271
>Wizards have centralized school system and keep all knowledge written down of yore and knew. Witches of course exchange information, but they work in smaller circles and don't preserve knowledge as wizards do
That doesn't mean that Wizards are completely transparent with their knowledge, or have magical equivalent of Internet. Hell, from Archwizard's description it's not hard to imagine their position to be a very exclusive club, whic is preserved by aggregating knowledge to oneself and using it to improve one's position while keeping others down.
>>47835251
And rather than appreciate this incredibly interesting magical world full of powerful wizards and witches created by a new author, you instead starting tossing a tantrum, in an attempt at, what, exactly?
Demotivate him? Make him change the entire concept to fit your needs?
Really, anon, imagine that. You post a new cyoa, you're excited for how people react, and the first guy starts bitching. Good job, anon.
>>47835312
I'll wait on making a build until the whole thing is done, but it looks like it's an original concept. Plus, when someone is mad already you just know it has to be great.
>>47835312
This is my new favorite CYOA. And not just because catgirls.
I like that it's streamlined, but has some flavor. None of that 'spend 100 points on eighty minute options' crap.
>>47835220
Oh boy, I can't wait for page 3! I want to make sexy snek build, I'll sseduce my wizard massster. You know, slip into his bed, bind his hot and damp body firmly and tease him with the end of my tail. It would be even funnier when I'd choose Transmutation School with Enlarge power, if you know what I mean.
>>47835332
There is thing called library were people keep books.
> from Archwizard's description it's not hard to imagine their position to be a very exclusive club, which is preserved by aggregating knowledge to oneself and using it to improve one's position while keeping others down.
It's exclusive club of oldest wizards who knows the most, they will die from old age, do you think they will betray "knowledge" part by not preserving it after their death because someone will be better then them?. You seem to hate wizards if your first thought of them is that they are completely corrupt harboring knowledge only for themself
>>47835244
Neutral Princess
Angelic Guardian, Warrior Princess, Barbarian Princess
Magic Upgrade, Once and Future Queen, Millennium Princess
Even in the dreamworld, the omnipresent healbrute exists, rising to establish a violent kingdom bent on developing the technology to access new worlds, that they might spread their warlust beyond their own confined little realm. Superior Strength, superior medicine, superior technology! Even the gods will join our cosmic warfare!
>>47835220
Good work Ren, this is good, of course i would prefer able to shift into human form regardless off master-type, but well this is Good.
Some thing:
Artifice font is different than others.
Witches Font at the image is rather difficult to read.
Give us more familiar typeeeeee.~
Though yeah this is good. *gives headpat
>>47835389
>using a pic of Gandalf, the grey wanderer, maiar of the gods
Gandalf is nothing like the Wizards in Ren's cyoa. Try Saruman.
Mac! are you there?
>>47835314
>There is a thing called library were people keep books.
Unless if you put a book in this library it immediately pops a copy of the book in every other library in the world, it's not the same thing.
>by not preserving it after their death because someone will be better then them
Preserving does not equal sharing.
>You seem to hate wizards if your first thought of them is that they are completely corrupt harboring knowledge only for themself
And you seem to hate every non-wizard, if your arrogance (and the fact that you twist hypotheses about a part into statements about whole) is anything to come by. Does that neck ever get creeking from sticking your nose up so much?
>It is known, else they wouldn't be the most respected archmages
Hoo~. So you're saying, that you mages evaluate your own by how much they stick to your set of twisted ideas, not by how actually powerful or knowledgeable they are?
>>47835436
I'm not Mac, but I'm here. What troubles you, Hibiki-senpai?
>>47835402
At least a wizard familiar could go Universalist -> Telekinesis, so they almost have hands.
Wizards are dicks.
>>47835338
>'spend 100 points on eighty minute options' crap
>>47835457
>>47820952
continue the correction cuz i'm doing an all-nighter
>>47835402
>Artifice font is different than others.
So is "Universal". The rest of the Schools I actually ripped from one image and I have no idea what the font is and then artist failed to state it on the entry. Pic related. If an anon can identify it for me, I'll try and fix the titles.
>Witches Font at the image is rather difficult to read.
That's on purpose. Witches are a mysterious lot who can't be assed to write in proper common. Also the Symbol font looked good over the runes. If enough people complain, I'll change it.
>Give us more familiar typeeeeee.~
Like, more Improved Familiars? You crazy bro? 9 take up a lot of space as is and the 4 general types cover just about everything else. What else would I add? An Aquatic species group?
>>47835220
>Artificer
>The Alleys
manlytears.jpg
>>47835494
You mean the greek alphabet?
>>47835498
Oh, and um...I don't know if it's worth bringing up, but I had intended for you to basically be able to wander around to a few places around the City that soak up words, and request that they be freed to you. I like the time limit, but I also like speaking to the littler parts of the city, rather than just meditating upon the whole. I mean, it's your CYOA and your choice, I'm just suggesting.
>>47835518
I don't think that world has Greece, much less the greek alphabet.
>>47835494
I love the aesthetics of good looking magic circles.
>>47835444
>Unless if you put a book in this library it immediately pops a copy of the book in every other library in the world, it's not the same thing.
No need, only in those wizard use
>Preserving does not equal sharing.
If they preserve it, in some time it will reach wizard library or as they write it down
>Hoo~. So you're saying, that you mages evaluate your own by how much they stick to your set of twisted ideas, not by how actually powerful or knowledgeable they are?
No, but they are also the most powerful and knowledgeable
>>47835333
I think it's just Insecurity-Anon, as much as I wish it was just the one very loud whiny bitch.
>>47835525
For the purpose of the Focus power, "Meditation" can mean different things. You don't have to sit cross-legged in the city park humming "ohmmmmmmmm" to get the effect. That'd be kinda weird. But then again witches are weird by setting definition, but anyway, you do you buddy. I nabbed your ideas and played around with them to get 'em to fit, and I like how they came out.
>>47829339
Heroes (1Silver)
Worm (2Silver)
Let's make only women have the powers.
Lolify (3Silver)
Single (1Bronze)
To add insult to insult, now all the women are cute little things.
Beauty (4Silver)
Because this is just nice
Reality (1Bronze)
I don't want to deal with decades.
Growth (2Bronze)
Oppai loli. Plus, it makes it easier to tell adults from children.
Libido Normalized (5Silver)
Sexy time.
Libido Dysphoria (3Bronze)
Applied to women, so that the men won't feel left out when:
Ratio (6Silver)
Let's make men much more common than women. Why? Because:
<Spending 1 gold for 2 silver>
Moving on to personal...
Induce Bend (7Silver)
Men will come crawling to me so that I might unlock their hidden potential by turning them into a woman. Furthermore, I am a fearsome force against women since I can seal their power.
No restrictions (4Bronze)
More for use against women, since they might use powers to evade.
Beauty (8Silver)
Gender bender (5Bronze)
Gotta get in on those powers myself.
Amazing (2Gold)
Not only can I seal / unleash powers by changing sex, but I also have multiple high-quality powers. If I can choose, I'd pick things for survival / longevity since I already have a great offense.
Perfect Body (6Bronze)
Perfect, Ageless (7Bronze)
Don't wanna get old, ya know?
Produce pheromones (8Bronze)
Sure, with the ratio and libido this is a bit unnecessary, but I like it.
No punishment (9Bronze)
I'm not going to get Zero Punishment because I'm sure there'd be laws about power use on someone without consent & I'd like to see the frustrated face on my enemies after I seal their powers. Also I think it is a typo. In Zero Punishment, "digging into someone's pocket and taking their pocket"
And lastly.... hmm... a lot of things have silder pre-reqs.... I'll go with:
Induce Fetish (10Bronze)
>>47835548
Seems more like a duck to me.
>>47835583
ah, figures.
>Insecurity-anon
? You mean the guy who gets mad if there's even the hint of someone being more powerful?
Including the entity that gives points?
>>47835592
The world is now ruled by the few but powerful oppai loli. I will act as a force to boost their number by transforming all willing individuals. They should be grateful for me granting them fantastic power, so amassing allies should not be difficult. Since I can seal and unlock powers, I am a very dangerous force and will likely need allies to help with foes that would naturally like to monopolize my ability.
>>47835494
No Homunculus Familiar.
No Golem Familiar.
No Slime Familiar. (for beriiii)
No Smug familiar.
Though on more serious matter, maybe some challenges? or Drawbacks? Of course it'll lure moare minmaxing but will definitely quite interesting.
Also choice on where we summonned. (kingdom, land, city, ruin etc) would be nice too~.
>>47835605
you post your favourite magic circle and we'll see which is prettier.
>>47835266
>>47835394
I like both of these. Inter-galactic Princesses are best. Maybe one day you'll expand your Queendoms to the multiverse and have a epic battle between Hedonism Princess and War Princess! Taking both warrior Princes and Barbarian Princess is interesting idea to.
>>47832572
>>47832554
>>47832457
I wasn't trying to prove anything with my pics. I just wanted to talk about Amazons and show off my new army. I'm sorry I'm not prettier and don't dress right;_;
