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>always wanted to become a Hero
>accepted into St Flares
>could finally make my parents proud
>learning Druidism from a master
>made some cool new friends
>life was pretty great
>accidentally insult a visiting Lunestier noble
>week later my parents get raped and murdered
>stress makes my Druidic magic fail
>permanently turned into a frog hybrid
>"friends" calling me Froggo the Fugly Frog
>starting to notice the food tastes like Rat meat
>my penis fell off yesterday
Why did you guys pretend St Flares was a good school?! I could've gone to Lunestier and become a rich CHAD. Now my life is over.
>>47724444
Still wondering how you would do a PVP CYOA.
Is it like a tabletop or something? I noticed PA CYOA mentioning abilities and shit.
>tfw older brother dropped out from Lunestier
>tfw older sister dropped out from Lunestier
>mfw I'm probably next
Console me, heroes. I don't want the snooty girl from two classrooms over to make fun of me again.
>>47724467
>peasant
>go to Lunestier
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>47724503
what a shame
>>47724491
>Still wondering how you would do a PVP CYOA.
>"I choose these things and that makes me the best one ever!"
>"I choose THESE things and use them to fuck you up!"
>"Nuh-uh!"
>"Ya-huh!"
>repeat ad infinitum
>>47724491
Somewhat contradictory, but the best way I've seen PVP CYOA's is to make the PVP entirely optional and not able to leak into the PVE.
>>47724524
>I chose anti-mage build
>>47724467
yes, we saw it already, anon.
>>47724491
Make one of the options start out really weak, but give them the ability to steal the powers of the anons they kill. It's anon's favourite option. Trust me.
>>47724524
That sounds a lot less like fun and a lot more like an imaginary playground fight.
>>47724559
That seems like it may work better
also old cyoa, probably.
>>47724604
>That sounds a lot less like fun and a lot more like an imaginary playground fight.
And this is why you shouldn't have PvP in your CYOA.
>>47724600
If you're really weak, how are you going to beat anyone?
>>47724620
It doesn't matter. Just the fact this option exists and could potentially snowball into killing everything and everyone is enough.
>>47724503
avoid that pesky root of all evil, hide in library or something
>>47724604
>That sounds a lot less like fun and a lot more like an imaginary playground fight.
That's exactly what it is, look at the old monster hunter threads to see en excellent example of it.
>>47724666
Artifex was also ruined by this. Lots of shitposting from that one too.
>>47724707
It's a shame really. I think it'd be proper fun if you could do it right, though I think the nature of 4chan and anonymity would err towards shitposting
>>47724604
>making a 3-page CYOA into a PDF
A U T I S M
U
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I
S
M
>>47724707
I'm still convinced that Artifex was a long con shitpost that wanted to get us all emotionally invested before adding the Reaper.
>>47724491
>>47724524
That girl military thing in the last thread is like a PvP CYOA, and runs as a tabletop. Nobody, to my knowledge, has ever actually played it.
>>47724723
Efficiency.
Succubus School version, ~90% done
>OC
Please leave suggestions for powers/changes to price at the end of your build if you think something could be added/changed
>>47724604
>complications: debt and sickness (+600)
>elf girl (2600 left)
>harpy (2100 left)
>cat (because why the fuck not, 2950 left)
>lamia cook (2550 left)
>loyal poodle warrior (1850 left)
>satyr alchohol artist (1400 left)
>gifted orphans (900 left)
>normal clothes times 10 (650 left)
>fine clothes times 2 (400 left)
>musical instrument (325 left)
>spellbook (225 left)
>comfy innkeeper background
overall a cozy cyoa, many options for how to frame.
>>47724767
I don't mind the default female form, but I would like to have a penis every now and then if only for nostalgia's sake. I'm surprised it's not a part of Shapeshifting.
>>47724767
usually dont play the lewd ones but sure
>Body type: Average
>charm (9 left)
>relaxing area (8 left)
>induce arousal (6 left)
>seductress (5 left)
>metabolism (4 left)
>emotion link (2 left)
>own production (1 left)
>round two (0 left)
>roommates: arel and remme
more roommates maybe? the passive and active categories need more powers imo. otherwise decently fun
Doom got updated.
Super Shotgun and Chainsaw added. Minigun now uses boolet.
Empire CYOA slightly updated.
Also, what would people think of a Crown Quest reboot taking place in the Empire CYOA universe? I've been thinking of that, but so far Empire CYOA hasn't taken off like I'd hoped it would have.
>>47724968
>>47724981
You can now opt to lose 2 skills to gain 1 unaffiliated skill.
You can only get 1 unaffiliated skill at the most.
>>47724968
What's the update?
>>47724997
>>47724997
Alpha Therianthrope + Unarmed Mastery sounds pretty tasty. I like this update.
>>47725013
>>47725005
Very minor, as I didn't receive too much feedback.
Addition of the unaffiliated skill
Minor buff to the Ring of the Hunt
Aghanim's Scepter now says you need 2 hands to use it.
>>47724944
finally a cyoa that isn't revolving around sex in this thread, ooo
>sharpshooter lvl 2
>scrounger lvl 1
>doctor level 1
>medium armor
>railgun
>crowbar
>mirv grenade
>ultra violence: chaos marines, minotaurs, fiendbats, cacodemons
>angelina drew
>missions: the bfg, captured angel, let my people go
>no bonus
>>47725033
Oh and I also added descriptions to skills saying you need mana or not.
>>47724467
>go to Uzuza
>become ultraplusJock antimage chadbarian
>still a weedy nerd at heart
>see kid turned into a frog due to magic and bullying
>RAEG
>bash lunestier kid's head until she helps him reverse the spell
>she gets all wet from the abuse, since nobles are fucked up in the head
>me and former frogkid spitroast her in front of her Lunestier mates
>high fives everywhere
MAGIC IS FOR DIRTY COMMIES
ARE YOU A DIRTY COMMIE?
>>47725054
Final page.
>>47724491
>PACYOA
I remember that self-wanking shitshow. So glad it's dead.fuck you rentaromon how did you think blowing up a city and not following the leader's orders was a good idea
>>47725056
>bash lunestier kid's head until she helps him reverse the spell
>>she gets all wet from the abuse, since nobles are fucked up in the head
>>me and former frogkid spitroast her in front of her Lunestier mates
And her name? Albert Enstein.
>>47725022
Warrior was already pretty much the best mate to Therianthrope, though.
>>47725072
>>47725073
Nah, you can't use your weapons, shield, etc. in beast form so I wouldn't say they're a good match. Unarmed mastery is all you need since that's the difference between a beast and a superhuman martial artist imo.
>>47724968
I think one of the problems is that it's too big. Seven huge pages of text and content takes a long while to read and actually make builds to.
This is the issue I have with the Girl Military reboot CYOA which, while I like it and will make a build one day, is just too big to look through casually and make builds on.
>>47725107
Warrior doesn't mandate weapons. The passives are all great since they do exactly what you want to do and stack, and warriors have a grand total of two abilities that relate to equipment, leaving you six to choose from - few classes give you more options than this. All of those abilities help you fulfill a straight-up battlefield tank role, which is what pretty much all the Therianthrope's options are for.
>>47724767
Be an Incubus option.
>>47724767
>Body
Loli
>Perks
Tail Control, Weirdness factor, Lust eyes, Relaxing area, Charm, Seductress, Shapshift (bonus body shifts), Lewd area
>Roommates
Arel, Saika
>>47724968
strangely never played this one before
>race: Brythons
>classes: mage, summoner
>mage skills: blink, lightning, elemental absorption, impact
>summoner skills: summon golem (water), summon dragon (fire), summon insubstantial, summon living armor
>arcane armor
>spellblade
>roundshield
>landfall missions: fort brightstar, prison's scouts
>retaking south: the reach, wayfren
>retaking north: the five decade sege, issfror
>imperial city: horn of Augustus, siege the city
>the underdeeppurge of the falseol, put down the beasts
>companions: bruttia sicarius, andre lebeau, claire lafaille, charles pelletier, artemisia barou
>>47724467
Urza's fuckboi
>>47724968
Not a bad setting and companions, but abilities are too vidya-flavoured for me. So, nope, not my thing.
>>47724767
Oppai loli
I get to look like mummy & still be her cute daughter.
Ambrosia (1)
Round Two (2)
Increased Production (3)
so that I can really enjoy feeding & do it effectively.
Aphrodisiacs (4)
Love Potion (5)
Relaxing Area (6)
Charm (7)
I won't really sell love potions or anything, but I might give them to friends. I like having a lewd effect without having to actually go through the work. Charm seems like it's great for making friends, too.
Induce Arousal (9)
It's just such a classic. I'll only use it on the willing. I want to have some kind of active ability & it is a good power for a succubus to have.
Metabolism (10)
I wasn't sure where I wanted to use the last point. Flight would be fun & Weirdness Factor was also a major consideration. I figure that Metabolism is just easier in the long run, though. It's a simple convenience. There's no way I'd take Tail Control, though. I like how it has a mind of its own, doing all the things I want to do but don't, way too much.
Keki seems like a good source for food. Plus, a succubus is a great thing for body-image. I'll go with Saika as the other one. This is clearly his harem & roommate gives me an advantage in being best girl. Plus, doing lewd things to a human is so enticing. I'd really like to befriend Ikkel outside of being roommates. I wouldn't be too concerned if she "stole" someone from me. I'd just ask her to share. If she refuses a threesome, then clearly she's no match for the lewdness of a succubus and should just give up. If she's up for working together, we could get a really nice heaven-or-hell duality. I assume she'd be fine with an equal arrangement of sharing time and... resources. Pinya I'm more just afraid of. I'm worried I might upset her accidentally & she'll hate me. And as for Arel, I'll start picking up her books for her whenever I see them fall. It isn't nice that people do such a thing to her, so if I can pull away their gaze, that's a win-win.
The girl military thing:
>>47720675
Empires are great because I like empires. I also like city-states, but so it goes. This is an empire of only eight major cities, apparently, which makes little sense but I'll roll with it. (45)
A water nation makes sense for an empire, need that logistics.
>>47720695
Havine. Humans will reign supreme. Other races can be slaves but without her bonuses, not worth it. Well, the Wolfpack bonus is nice. Elves and Eldritch get cool stuff too. But raw stats are great in their own right. (25/70)
>>47720785
Actually this shit is too fucking complicated. I'm gonna just take 100 marines and 15 medics.
HMSAT +2
Against inferiors: HMSAT +1, Damage x2
>>47725056
>Go to Ej Hal
>Become superstrong assassin with over 300 confirmed kills
>still a supreme gentelman
>see a weakling anti-magefag bashing a girl from Lunestier
>teleport behind him and cut him down in one strike
>kill a frog-kid to because I'm edgy
>tip fedora to m'lady so fast I fly away
>>47722835
In which she was a smug, impossible to rape superwoman.
If she'd ever get a build it'd have to be one that breaks all the rules and makes her more powerful than anyone else could ever be.
>>47725314
>Ej Hal
>Hej Hal
>Hedg Haw
>Hedgehog
>>47725269
>This is clearly his harem & roommate gives me an advantage in being best girl.
I approve very much so.
>>47724444
This CYOA is a masochist's wet dream.
>>47725316
in waifu one that's a joke.
I bet if real build was made she would have maybe 3 classes in diplomacy also arts, etiquette and magic
>>47725260
I didn't like much the CYOA, but I didn't know why. I knew the problem was in the abilities, but I couldn't express exatly how. But seeing your post, I guess it express it quite nicely.
>>47724968
>Race
Lizardfolk
>>47724981
>Classes
Druid, Tinker
>>47724997
>Skills
Oakflesh, The Green, Earth
Forgemaster, Phoenix Fire, Overcharge
Potion Crafting
>>47725013
>Armor
Knight Armor
>Arms
Warhammer, Octarine Core
>>47725033
>Landfall
Kryloch, Fort Brightstar
>Retaking the South
The Green Hell, Wayfren
>Retaing the North
The Five Decade Siege, Issfror
>The Imperial City
Food From Blackwood, Siege the City
>The Underkeep
Purge the Rulers, Purge of the Falseol
>>47725054
>Companions
Daegnakh Meltiron, Captain Cornelia Magna, Centurion Marcus Longinus, Claire Lafaille, Virjor Sap-Stone
Those Falseol fiends won't know what's coming. Nature from one side, Artifice from the other, meeting together down the middle as an inexorable tide as the might of understanding washes away our foes.
>Ej Hal: The Reddit of Academias
Edgy, Fedorafag, Liberals
>Uzuza: The /fit//pol/ of Academias
Brute Jocks, Westboro Baptist/islamist Tier, Conservatards
>St. Flares: The /r9k/ of Academias
Poor Frogposters, Nihilist, Lolbertarian
>Odesium: The /sci//a/ of Academias
Nerds, Weeaboos, Technocrats
>Lunestier: The Tumblr of Academias
Bully Hipsters, Jewish, Autocratic/Plutocratic Faux-Communists
Prove me wrong
>>47724767
>Body Type
Big
>Perks
Round Two 9
Metabolism 8
Increased Production 7
Ambrosia 6
Charm 5
Weirdness Factor 4
Lust Eyes 3
Shapeshift 1
Relaxing Area 0
>Roommates
Ikkel
Lili
Decided not to choose the lust-inducing type powers, instead relying on shapeshifting and more traditional skills to get my fill of Spirit Energy. Perhaps not the wisest decision but it seemed like fun! Relaxing Area is my concession to the supernatural. Just giving me a little edge in getting into other peoples' pants and helping smooth things along.
Not 100% confident about Ikkel as a roommate. Not sure why she feels the need to be so competitive when we both just want to slut it up, but I'm happy to share. I'm sure she'll enjoy the benefits of my Round Two and Increased Production powers on whatever lucky guy we snag. Or we'll just ravish Lili all night long, that works too.
>>47725316
Lunestier
Trained from young age in all subjects and excels at them due to noble blood. Goes to Lunestier to network and for the diploma.
Tactics X3
Unarmed Combat X3
Arcane Magic X3
Elemental Magix X2
Knowledge X21 (intrigue, politics, science, applied psychology, home economics, languages, etiquette)
Physical Training X3
Manoeuvres X1
Diplomacy X4
Areal combat X2
Magic Refinement X2
Duelling X3
Best friend and role model to all characters that respect nobility and don't go to St. Flares, feared and hated by everyone else.
>>47724444
Skye is the only option for normal people such as myself.
>>47725524
>Lunestier is school for well educated nobility and upper class
>Is called The Tumblr of Academias
The /biz/ Of Academias fits better
>>47725524
>Newest batch of prospective students rebel against years of tradition and cooperation, turning the schools against each other with petty factionalism
>New evil arises
>wins easily
I get that people need to be whiny little bitches, but do try to cool your jets a little bit.
Do you believe that My Kingdom or similar layouts of the fun and autistic world building templates should be allowed in /tg/, anon?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10457273
Why'so?
>>47725634
Inter-school rivalry is perfectly normal.
>>47725634
you need just ONE hero(sometime several) to defeat great evil(As it was with the 99 great threats before), all schools teach far more than that
>>47725645
>Do you believe that My Kingdom or similar layouts of the fun and autistic world building templates should be allowed in /tg/, anon?
/tg/? Sure, whatever. /cyoag/? Please don't.
>>47725563
Also do want to second the request for dick-potential. Maybe as a part of 3-point Shapeshift? I would've chosen it over Relaxing Area in that case. Frankly I'm just somewhat more interested in futa on female than normal lesbia sex. Plus it makes some sense from the angle of Succubi fulfilling their partners' wishes. Sure I could seduce a woman and have some awesome sex, but what if she wants a nice hard dicking? I want to be able to give that to her.
Well I guess it's not that hard for a succubus to play matchmaker, but still.
>>47725565
>Uzuza
>Berserker x3
>Imbuement x3
>Mage Hunter x3
>Ki Attunement x3
>Physical Training x3
>Maneuvers x3
>Stealth x3
>Divine Arts x3
>Potion Making x3
>Smithing x3
>Melee & Ranged & Unarmed x3
>Tactics x3
>First Aid x3
>Knowledge xInfinity (everything that was ever known, specially related to Rape Arts)
Because fuck you that's why.
>>47725524
>Uzuza
>Conservatards
They're literally rebelling against centuries of magic use because of "muh evil magitocracy". Uzuza is the most Tumblr of all.
>>47725645
C in CYOA implies choices, My Kingdom is more of a ..... sandbox thing. It doesn't really -fit- if you get what I mean.
At least I don't think so.
>>47725616
>nobles
>/biz/
Dad's money doesn't make you a succesful businessman.
Nobles were traditionally more martially focused, but since people are roleplaying Lunestier as whint useless brats that rely completelt on others while also diminishing others (so tumblr) I guess not even that?
>>47725694
You need to go back and read the fucking description texts again.
Read Uzuza's specifically.
>>47725694
I feel like none of the schools can really be described as tumblr because they teach actual skills, not ways to feel oppressed.
>>47724767
What's the point of being a sex demon if I can't dick people?
>>47724767
>Oppai Loli
aka. shortstack
>Aphrodisiacs (1)
>Lust eyes (2)
>Relaxing area (3)
>Lewd area (4)
>Emotion link (6)
>Bully (7)
>Round two (8)
>Metabolism (9)
>Charm (10)
Be a 10/10 cute, short girl with ridiculous proportions, that makes people relaxed to be around and they want to be nice to me, and can see lust.
Also, I don't have to eat, and I don't have to sleep as much.
Also, I can use Lewd area + Bully to dominate my roommates should I need to (I need to)
>Ikkel
She'll assist me in my transition into a Succubus, and then we'll be partners in crime. That slut is not going to be my competition for long - I'll try my best to make mommy proud.
If she gets out of line, then it's time to Bully her.
>Remme
She's cute (but her sister is cuter).
Unfortunately I can't get Saika, but that's okay. I wouldn't want to lewd a male roommate, and it might be a bit weird to sleep in the same room as a dude... especially when I'm a semen demon.
>>47725260
>>47725500
Well, to each their own, I guess.
>>47725511
Ah, you must be the anon from the previous thread.
>>47725684
Getting into kind of lewd territory, but can't St. Flares use Druidism to turn themselves into horses and have enormous horse penises and human sexual stamina?
Swear to goodness there was a response to Empire CYOA about the Crown Quest reboot idea but it got deleted...
>>47725316
Is there a first post of the smug girl? I'm kind of interested now...
>>47725056
Now I want to go to Uzuza.
>>47725694
Just in:
>described as paranoid nostalgics
>don't use magic because it's seen as dangerous
>described as outdated
>romanticize the tales of an ancient hero
>like martial prowess above all
Tumblr, everyone.
>>47725712
Who roleplays Lunestier like that?
It's always either actual builds, which are peasants trying to make it despite prejudices or nobles rebelling against their own elitist families, or non-builds which are just condescending towards peasants and smugly superior.
>>47724467
Hilarious. This is exactly what the peasantry should expect when they insult their superiors. Now, I'm organizing a slumber party for noble girls. We're going to ask our daddies to petition the King to close St Flares. You're all invited!Don't bother showing up if your parents are not at least Counts. I might as well invite the servants otherwise.
>>47725764
I don't see why they couldn't, Ordion Anon.
I mean, the issue is finding someone eager to try that out.
>>47725734
You can tail people though.
>>47724767
>Loli
This doesn't especially matter, see below.
>Flight
>Tail Control
>Metabolism
>Own Production
>Seductress
>Shapeshift+
Two points left. I don't actually want to use them, though. If I have too, I'd probably take Love Potion, just so I can get some spending money.
>Arel
>Alli
Got a classic team-up. Witch, vampire, and the worst succubus in the world. Also notable are the fairy and the demon.
>>47725781
Roleplaying and memeing as the latter anon, also the people actually arguing that nobles have carte blanche to shit on other heroes, which is obviously not true but still.
Probably the same people that pretend Uzuza is hated by everyone/muh culture of hate or that St. Flares is disregarded.
>>47725733
Some anons were complaining that Uzuzafags are "angry genocidal misanthropes" or "made in a culture of hate" a few threads ago, that's what gave me the tumblr idea.
In the actual lore they're probably all hardworking, or at least talented, tumblr wouldn't cut for hero material.
>>47725817
But I want to fill their wombs with jizz and give them a future bundle of joy.
>>47724767
-Body:
Oppai Loli
-Perks:
Round two
Ambrosia
Aphrodisiacs
Charm
Tail control
Metabolism
Increased production
Induce arousal
Flight
-Roommates:
Ikkel
Arel
Me and Ikkel will start a Loli gang and terrorize our classmates with constant fucking (and who knows, maybe some teachers will join in?) and after every night, come back to the dorm and terrorize sweet, innocent Arel for hours upon end, until she becomes dependent on us.
To the Anon who posted his builds for every girl of Branching Hearts last thread. I was the guy who requested it. Thanks! It was a fun lil' read.
>>47725764
>Swear to goodness there was a response to Empire CYOA about the Crown Quest reboot idea but it got deleted...
N-no. Had some typos and didn't feel like fixing it. The idea was all the conflicts it would create but me generally being up for it depending on how you do it. Why is there one type of orc despite them seemingly being from two different places? Arcaneborn and High Elves being more or less the same thing. Brythons being Dragonmen Northmen. Things like that. It would help if there was a simple map.
>>47724944
>Sharpshooter 1
>Scrounger 2
>Frenzied 1
>Medium armor
>Sniper
>Super shotty
>Frag grenade
>Imps
>Greater imps
>Cacodemons
>Succubi
>Vera
>The captured angel
>Let my people go
>Payback time
I like this one, so I figure I'll give some feedback:
The way it's structured with a lot of artificial restraints, like needing special skills to use certain weapon types and all that, makes it very gamey. That's not a bad thing, just different. It looks to be a conscious choice in this case, but I wanted to flag it.
The ammo list above the weapons seems unnecessary. Ammo management isn't an involved enough mechanic to need a breakdown like this; it doesn't really matter whether the guns you choose use the same ammo, because the way you spend and gain ammo isn't developed enough to be affected - and that's probably a good thing.
It might be nice to have some trade offs for the different difficulty levels, to encourage you to do harder ones, but that'd probably take a significant rewrite, and it's not a huge deal.
The gates to hell and payback time seem a little contradictory. Why can't the earth forces come in through the demon's gate? Is it one-way or something?
>>47724467
Adventurers from all over the world is abused and humiliated by insolent nobles. Question: why do we need these not so noble nobles anymore?And what kind of adventurer gives away real info about himself, given the curcumstances?
>>47725892
Oh I see.
I meant it would take place in the Empire universe, but have the quests of the Crown universe- namely the diplomacy/combat.
I will however, make a few edits to the Empire races that'll make them more similar to the Crown counterparts, due to it taking place years in the future.
Desertmen and Brightfolk are being removed though, I can't work those in. Beastfolk too.
>>47725852
Then you need an incubus CYOA, not a succubus one.
>>47725896
>The way it's structured with a lot of artificial restraints, like needing special skills to use certain weapon types and all that, makes it very gamey. That's not a bad thing, just different. It looks to be a conscious choice in this case, but I wanted to flag it.
I could alter it so that the perks just make some things better, and weapons don't have requirements.
I.e. Heavy Weapons leave you standing still unless you have HWGuy, Explosives do incredible self damage unless you take Bombardier, etc.
>The ammo list above the weapons seems unnecessary. Ammo management isn't an involved enough mechanic to need a breakdown like this; it doesn't really matter whether the guns you choose use the same ammo, because the way you spend and gain ammo isn't developed enough to be affected - and that's probably a good thing.
I was actually going to include a rarity for ammos, but I realized that'd make it imbalanced.
Also I intended for using 2 guns with 1 ammo type to be a poor choice, since it'd mean you draw both from 1 ammo pool and leaving you with no backup.
>The gates to hell and payback time seem a little contradictory. Why can't the earth forces come in through the demon's gate? Is it one-way or something?
The point of Doom is not to think to much, just kill shit. But lorewise, I'd say that the Demon attack is devastating the humans, they need the gates gone to stop the reinforcements and rebuild their forces for the Payback.
>>47724467
Well you are a pathetic hero, I mean you did not even kill the person who insulted you. Or challenge them to an honor duel at the least.
>>47725684
I hire you to kill>>47725565
Enclosed 100500100500 gold.
>>47726030
That's not heroic at all, that's being a prideful prick.
>>47725684
Funny how you had a carte blanche to give your character all the power you needed and you decided on something that would probably still lose.
>>47725314
Oh god these weebs. I'd also catch, castrate, and torture to death cowards who attack people from behind.
Pick one:
A) you get cancer, you become immortal and indestructible
B) you learn every martial art known to man, and get physique and reflexes to match, but you will forever be hunted by increasingly stronger opponents
C) you get biological control over your body, allowing you to shapeshift fully or partially into animals or other humans, but you also play a catchy yet annoying theme every time you are naked or pose
D) you ger one waifu, you get two waifus, you get three waifus, you get all the waifus! but you are now as dense as the average harem character
E) you become a spacemarine. your dick falls off and you constantly get sexually assaulted by the other astartes
>>47724467
>not doing what Ordion suggested and becoming a horseman
>not using your giant horsedick and long lasting stamina to fuck the proud noble
>not impregnating her so you can replace the family you lost
>>47726042
Lots of heroes were prideful pricks from Achilles in the Illiad, to Feanor from JRR Tolkien's Silmilarion. Besides if you kill someone honorably in an honor duel and they have a chance to fight back it's perfectly legitimate and just.
>>47726048
>D)
But I'll take the husbanDo version.
>>47726043
>knows everything ever
>antimage with every possible martial skill
>would still lose
We get that you want to wank your waifu and your shitty caster supremacy bullshit, but fuck right off.
>>47726048
C. There's so many possibilities from magical girl transformations to JoJo poses. I guess I'll have to wait and hear the theme before I know what works best. Plus, I can be a cute. A was also tempting, but it is too wishy-washy. It sounds like the cancer can't actually kill me, so how much of an inconvenience it is largely depends on how progressed it is. It might be unnoticeable or it might make this eternal life nothing but suffering.
>>47726085
>antimage
There is literally no such thing in the setting. Yes, Uzuza can you teach you how to best combat mages and how to dispell minor curses and illusions but that's all. You can't negate fireballs, magic missile barrages, summoned armies, etc.
>>47726048
C, eventually I'll figure out a counter frequency for the song and just play it in time to cancel out the song when I want to.
>>47726120
>You can't negate fireballs, magic missile barrages, summoned armies, etc.
Incorrect.
Mage Hunter: "Finally all mage hunters are taught how to utilize Ki to break and counter various spells"
"...the body and mind are toughened specifically to resist the effects of magic"
>>47726120
You really need to read the description if you think martials are outpaced in a setting that uses anime style fantasy, you should probably read the Ki Attunement, Berserker or Imbuement ones again too
Grab your delusion and shove it.
>>47726085
Except at that power level they wouldn't get close to each other at all, instead commanding armies and energy blasting through the air.
Plus, the bitchhero one is somehow best friends with EVERY possible companion.
Not that I want to turn it into a discussion, I find it a profoundly unispiring subject.
>>47724968
If the reboot has less restrictive skills like your more recent CYOAs, maybe. And if diplomacy isn't required, but that's just personal taste; I have no interest in diplomacy, in any CYOA.
>Iceborn
>Warrior/Mage
>Warrior:
Melee Mastery, Inspiration
>Mage:
Fire, Water, Lightning, Blink
>Assassin:
Evasive
>Armor:
Wizard Armor
>Weapons:
Spellblade, Octarine Core
>Landfall:
Fort Brightstar, The Prison's Scouts
>Retaking the South:
The Reach, Wayfren
>Retaking the North:
Traitors, The Five Decade Siege
>The Imperial City:
Food From Blackwood, Siege The City
>The Underdeep:
Purge The Rulers, Put Down The Beasts
>Companions
Margeurite Berger, Virjor Sap-Stone, Katla Frost-Veins, Fierce-As-Dragon, Aphrodite Saralla
>>47726149
Since when does resist mean negate? Pretty sure they won't teach you how to counter EVERY single spell in existence either.
>>47726149
>>47726160
Fine, so Uzuza meatheads aren't completely useless. Thank the gods they're all dumb as bricks.
>>47724444
Nobody checking these excellent quads?
I am disappointed.
>>47726161
>my asspull character beats your asspull character play
>no you don't!
>says he doesn't want in
At this point all Captain Rape needs to say is that he is friends with everyone and king of the world, it's already a shitpost rule-breaking fuck character made to play with a fucking made up rule-breaking shit character.
>>47726149
>resist magic
>THIS MEANS I CAN IGNORE FIREBALLS, LIGHTNING BOLTS AND SPEARS OF MAGIC!!!
It doesn't work that way, bro.
>>47726181
>Since when does resist mean negate? Pretty sure they won't teach you how to counter EVERY single spell in existence either.
Since when did anyone say that?
"break and counter various spells" that is the negate.
Even if the negation fails, they are resistant to the magic.
>>47726184
Are you actively engaging in a shitpost of "no my faction is better hurr"? Are you really actually doing this or are you just playing around?
It's one thing to RP as a character from one and pretend, but this is kinda retarded.
More importantly
>can't read a paragraph of text
>calls others idiots
Jesus christ
>>47726193
Well yeah.
I mean, that was the point.
I was commenting on the fact that he didn't do that even though that was what his stupid character was made for.
>>47726202
>>47726184
You two have tunnel vision, because the first sentence I said states the breaking+countering spells.
>>47726178
So I'm being retarded or something, but this means my more recent ones are less restrictive, right?
And no, diplomacy will be required. A true Emperor can win on the table and on the battlefield.
>>47726202
Do you know what Ki is?
Why are you so adamant in your position that is blatantly wrong.
>but I have thousands of hours playing D&D I am an expert in every fantasy setting :DDDD
Anti-mages are almost always garbage, because they're only brought up to insight other players and throw shit. It's the logic that says if I'm not doing good, instead of doing better, I want everyone else to be worse.
I do like them sometimes. My favorite anti-mage is the Assassin from Diablo 2, who was raised by a clan of mage hunters. Because psychic ninjas whose ancient martial arts allow them to call on mythical creatures and the elements are totally legit.
>>47726211
Just a min-maxer who vehemently refuses to believe his magic master race will be usurped even if he has to bash others.
okay m80s enough of this MADNUS, all shut up about uzaza-jog vs bitchhero
>>47726224
>true Emperor can win on the table and on the battlefield
I disagree. You could be a great Emperor with barely any raw personal power, yet plenty of manipulation skills/powers to surround yourself with capable men.
>>47725645
Bumpin for opinions
>>47726214
Do what? Befriend everyone?
These aren't actual builds but asspulls, whatever you want to believe is real.
It's like arguing if one omnipotent being is stronger than another.
>>47726224
>this means my more recent ones are less restrictive, right?
Exactly so. It's a great improvement.
As for including diplomacy, well, it was worth a shot. I'm not Emperor material.
>>47726249
Do you think antiaircraft weapons suck for being specialized against a specific type of weapon.
![anti-mage-dota-2-4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3n5inCh.jpg "anti-mage-dota-2-4[1].jpg")
>>47726264
Not in this fantasy world, you can't.
>>47726249
>Anti-mages are almost always garbage
Not this fucker.
>>47726294
Not the best example since 1920-1950 AAA could tear tanks a new asshole too.
>be funposter kun
>writing my funpost
>get dragged off to meet some chick that wants to know me
>awkwardly brush her off and come back to funpost
3D pigdisgusting. Give me good waifus
>>47726295
>Not in this fantasy world, you can't.
You telling me it's literally impossible for someone to charm and mindbreak his way to the top in this setting, because he has to somehow be a warrior too?
>>47726308
depends on what type of AA, because the small one would not penetrate thick steel armor and big one won't hit
>>47726249
Diablo 2 assassins were created by the large mage order itself (I forget the name) to kill mages who used demonic magic.
>>47726272
Okay now I feel I have to defend myself.
I wasn't arguing he couldn't make one that could win, I was just commenting on the post itself.
>>47726362
1x1 there is nothing that makes magic better than martials in that specific setting
>>47726351
Okay, I admit that makes a bit more sense. Assassin had some pretty intense skills when she wasn't kicking people in the face twenty times a second for item procs.
>>47726029
>I could alter it so that the perks just make some things better, and weapons don't have requirements.
Again, I don't think it's something that needs to be changed, it's just not a style that you see a lot here.
>The point of Doom is not to think too much
I think we're well past that point, in a CYOA with different options for people to select from and balance, but I get what you mean. Still might not hurt to tweak the language a bit.
>>47726272
But clearly Haruhi IS stronger than YHWH. /s
>>47726294
It depends. Is it only good against the designated category? Is it significantly more effective than just using a regular weapon? Do you need to carry several kinds of weapons to deal with common situations? Is that practical? etc.
>>47726313
>implying a funposter has friends willing to interact with them in the 3d realm.
>>47726344
>implying there wouldn't be some sort of anti-charm charm if charmy charms charmed charmingly.
>>47726378
ACKUALLY, the existence of a Mage hunter class implies that martial artists need to be taught how to fight against mages and need to learn extra skills to do so. Someone who has taken such a class is thus at an implied disadvantage against mages.
>>47726403
>someone who has NOT taken such a class
Sorry, messed up there.
>>47726313
CYOA on disregarding waifus to shitpost when?
The more you neglect her, the stronger your shitposting becomes - when she cucks you, you learn how to ban people.
>>47726440
>cucks you
what if she rapes you?
>>47726403
More like it teaches you how to specifically fight against mages and be more effective against caster types.
The lack of need to take it to still be able to split mountains in two seems to make it a "favoured enemy" deal, where you learn shit to make you a big pain for mages.
Remember, Ki is basically musclemagic, and weebmartials are basically superhumans.
>>47726440
>implying I wouldn't get her the BBC myself for the ability to ban people
All of jumpchain, all of accidental magick, everyone who has ever made a femdom cyoa, anyone who doesn't worship Hime, etc. I could keep going forever.
>>47726492
I would take BHC for the ability to nuke the entire site off the face of the earth.
I would shove a nuke in my rectum for the power to kill the Internet.
>>47726466
>disregarding waifu
is it rape if you don't notice it happening?
How would she rape you when she can't get your dick up?
>>47726492
>disregard
You can't help her, nigger.
>>47726403
Knowing magic doesn't mean you know how to fight. It's just a skill. Each academy except Odesium teaches you how to apply your skills, Monster hunting, Dueling, Assassination, and Mage Hunters. Besides there is also anti-magic metal in this setting from Kara'tee's paragraph.
It's the same old intelligence and wisdom argument. Just a difference of knowing versus understanding.
>>47726403
I think it's more about things like "if an evil necromancer tries to rip out your heart from a mile out, doing this will help you disrupt the empathetic connection" or "this is the best way to move if someone starts throwing lightning around in order to not get fried." Which are theoretically things you can address in other places, albeit much harder. That is, it's not something you need unless you go solo, but it's good advice and instruction that you'll really appreciate if you fight a lot of mages.
>>47726294
It really depends. I actually do have a lot of experience where people basically wanted to say "lolno" and shut down anybody who used magic on the principle that they felt inadequate next to a fictional character, but it can be done well. Like the Templars, an entire militant order of people who built their lives around hurting mages. Or, you know, the more normal looking types use some kind of muscle magic to do fantastic things on their own. I think Ki is a great analog.
>>47726527
>None from Ej Hal
rework this
>>47726533
Exactly why I took Martial Combat x3 + Blood Magic x3 for the strongest mix of raw magic and applicable martial arts.
>>47726544
What was the post?
>>47726492
>hates femdom
>likes Hime
Doesn't compute
>>47726629
Coldsteel
>>47726629
Something about the penis size of Heroes correlating to their academies. It seemed St Flares' were notoriously tiny, and that there was no info on Ej Hal yet.
>>47726590
>not becoming a robot with robowaifu's help
>>47726647
I hate femdom because female superiority just feels unnatural to me, and it's a huge turn off. Hime is undeniably a goddess though. There's no pretending she isn't superior to me.
>>47726652
Trust me:
Penis Size
Uzuza > Odesium > St. Flares > Lunestier > Ej Hal
Bust Size
Lunestier > Uzuza > Odesium > Ej Hal > St. Flares
>A depressed and ugly looking druid keeps moping in his little corner in the common hall
>when asked why, he screeched at my face and scurried away on all fours into another corner to wallow deeper in his dispair.
>A anxiety ridden noble born son keeps treating me like his personal calculator, incessantly asking me to help him with his refine spell equations and formulas
>Meet an morbidly obese individual clad in a all black trenchcoat in the library during study time, all he did for the duration of period was stare at me with his little beady eyes smiling, his hand constantly adjusting his rather questionable choice of headwear during the hottest day of the season towards my general direction
>as I occasionally got up to return and retrieve more reading material, he would show up behind my back earnestly gesturing me to take books out of his lard encrusted hands
>All the books he offered had subjects dealing with necromancy, assassinating people and occualt arts dealing with blood magic and dark spirits
>A gang of Uzuzan jocks walk by after school, hollering some incomprehensible gibberish, beating their chest and jumping up and down for no apparent reason
>All the while some ludicrously rich and obnoxious nobleborn queen bee just strolls by, being catered by her legion of butlers and manservants, drops a couple pennies in my hand and proclaims I am now her personal property
>mfw
![1465564393593[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/80N1OCA.jpg "1465564393593[1].jpg")
>>47726652
Of course such beasts have small penises, only befitting of their small brains.
This is what a St Flares student looks like.
>>47726696
Dude, Uzuza are the trained buff guys.
Stereotype denotes them as having micropenises they're compensating for.
They sould be all the way down there.
>>47726696
w-why, do you know this?
Or, how?Goddamn sluts measuring my dick while I'm napping on a field trip.
>>47726652
>no info on Ej Hal
kek
but hey, that means it's possible someone from St. Flares got laid! That's gotta count for something, right?
>>47726698
Now the memeing has gone too far.
These schools are all in totally different geographical locations.
>>47726696
So you're telling me that transferring from St Flares to Lunestier will give me a better chest? Not that I'm uncomfortable with my body or anything: I know I'm a pretty average St Flares girl.
>>47726716
>Getting buff for the sake of overcompensating
>Not getting buff because it feels goooooooood
>>47726736
they might have branches right next to each other.
>>47726716
Stereotypes my friend, only test gives you shrunken testicles and ED.
Ki and training in Uzuza are natural, and years of "beast taming" traditions have selected only the "biggest" stallions
>>47726744
They have mandatory plastic surgery for every student, so yes!
Beri, darling, I love you and your work. I do. But look at the memes you've wrought upon our poor general. They never stop.
Uzuza with Imbuement training are all just shitty weeb Bleach OC's
>>47726793
I'm only seeing memes for Box Wine's Hero Academy.
>>47726789
>implying she needs plastic surgery
Please. In St Flares a girl like that has her pick of the crops. Have you seen the average St Flares girl?
>>47726832
I'm terrible with names. So >>47726793 with Box Wine, as opposed to Beri.
>>47726789
>>47726859
>Have you seen the average St Flares girl?
Yes, I see them every day.
>>47726893
I'll admit that St Flares has pretty cute traps, but their girls are still garbage tier.
>>47726893
>dedicated adventurer
>carrying decorative armor with bare skin
That's a duelling outfit, that's a Lunestier girl.
>>47726912
Nah, the girls are just as good as the traps.
>>47722395
I scan the front page and nothing grants my interest. I read the into and detail, and I'm not engaged or hooked into continuing. Gotta plant that seed faster and deeper.
>>47726893
See >>47726921
No way in hell can a St Flares girl afford anything better than a potato sack and a secondhand sword.
>>47726912
She's obviously a girl, but, does it even matter if they're cute enough?I may or may not have just read that Succubus (male) cartoonThe artist can go castrate himself for included that prostitution part
>>47725565
>>47725788
Pathetic. Blind. Pitiable.
You were born a nugget of gold to be battered, broken and twisted as seen fit by your elders. Nothing more than a prize to be traded away for more meaningless power and hollow glory. But you are not even able to see this, no, you believe what you have been spoon-fed all your life, like a golden curtain woven around you since before you were born, to shelter you from reality, from things that truly matter.
You do not know and refuse to believe and this is why you are a pathetic, pitiable being. You will have fun, once you are married away to be your third cousins breeding bitch, surely your daddy loved you enough to marry you to the most important suitor he could find. And I am sure you will enjoy living in this cage of glass and gold, weaving intrigues and spitting niceties to everyone behind a mask of friendlyness.
But the best thing? You will believe your own lies. You will never know which of your masks is zour own face, nor how it is to life by the sweat of your brow, not even what you are lacking and the best of all? You will remember my words when your time comes. When your golden years tarnish black and all you did showed to be nothing in the face of time.
One day, little sparrow, you will stop singing, because you will start to see all the freedom you have had was a lie. A lie like looking inside you and not seeing a hollow nothing.
And you have only done this to yourself, because this is all you hve ever known, little sparrow.
A nice, descend into despair for you, when you go crying after rebuking everythin I said, know I will be there, watching you.
>>47726948
Again, that's a duelist.
Here.
>>47725788
You're leaking out of your loosest hole, cocktube.
>>47726979
I'm 100% certain this is an Ej Har student.
>>47726979
Okay, that was entirely to long.
Ever heard of Laconic wit?
>>47726992
*ahem*
HERE
>>47727009
the most optimal choice is Aziotha, not only you get a truly devote waifu if you show her enough kind love, but she might turn you into a cool ass immortal robotfor the eventual magic robot uprising.
>>47726968
Now you're just being silly.
>>47727019
>aristocrat
>tying her hair like she was in middle school 5+ years ago
Yeah I don't think so. And that armor's so, ugh.
>>47727041
Well I'm sorry but adventurers can't afford to look pretty.
They're adventuring.
Of course other St. Flares students think of that as a top tier girl because who doesn't love a gal that can camouflage her scent using iguana poop?
>>47727002
wait a minute
>Ej Har
>Ege Hord
>Edge Lord
>>47726992
Who cares about the women? Women shouldn't be adventuring anyways, anyway real men only go to two schools Uruza, and Saint Flares. Here is a saint Flares ranger.
>>47726912
St. Flares even has delicious brown girls.
>>47727101
>Who cares about the women?
Everyone with a dick, for starters.
Also, other women for other reasons, probably.
>>47727118
>more duelists
christ on a cracker
>>47727097
>aristocrat
>can't afford
Oh you're from one of those minor houses I've heard about aren't you? Are you working in the stables, or...?
Class realities aside,
>says adventurers can't afford to look pretty
>puts a useless bunch of ties in your hair in a purely decorative, functionally fragile design
>>47727101
>implying that's the best husbando St Flares has to offer
I'm sorry, but Nathan is the confirmed Prince of St Flares. Other guys need not apply.
>>47727130
Yeah, there is a difference between wanting to fuck your wife, or some whores and letting little girls play dress up and go out hunting monsters.
>>47727133
Here is a real man, and a st. flares student.
>tfw all these beta Luniester & St. Flares dudes arguing that their girls are better
>tfw it doesn't matter, they'll all be fucking Uzuza master race chads and laughing at the small dicked boys back at their schools
Kek
>>47727009
I could have made two posts of entirely deconstructing the character. Also being thorough is necessary when talking to people living in a bubble like that.
>>47727180
Can a Uzuzan chardbarian even fuck a Odesium robochick?
>>47727217
Only one way to find out.
Is this still /cyoag/? Can we post and discuss cyoas here?
Someone should actually post the magic school CYOA that everyone's talking about.
>>47727173
Geralt is a perfect (if idealized) St. Flares archetype.
>>47727217
If you focus your chi on the dick it becomes hard enough to endure heavy "grinding".
>>47727133
Yep, that sure looks like a duelist, with a crystal broadsword and kite shield.
You sure you're head's on right?
>>47727217
Principles of embuement apply to the body as well. A piercing thrust can find many applications.
>>47727208
Yeah but it'd just be more assumptions and projections.
You can't really psycho-analyse a character that's just a carboard haughty bully.
With the way it's going, I'm starting to think that Hero School needs to get its own thread.
>>47727239
in time
>>47727254
>implying he's not an Ej Hal edgelord
Eat shit, St Flares.
>>47727217
Take imbuement classes, fill your dick with ki to harden it and go to town
>>47727180
>chads
I truly pity /r9k/ with their strange view of the world.
Id really like to add the legendary weaponsmith CYOA to the Hero Academy...
>>47727288
Nah, it won't last that long. It's nice to actually enjoy a single CYOA for a while, once in a while.
>>47727288
I've been thinking that for a while now.
I wonder if this was how other people felt when
Traveller was getting builds. Even then, this Hero Academy business is getting more ridiculous.
>>47727298
Pity them? r9k scares the shit out of me
>>47727301
Is that the one Surprise Dick Assault made?
>>47727278
thats a main reason Im doing it nonetheless.
>>47727301
which one is that
>>47727297
Your dick is part of your body, inbuement is for things not in your body.
>>47727315
What's scary? They only killed people all of like once.
>>47727317
>Surprise Dick Assault
I have never heard of that one before. I like it.
>>47727291
Ej Har is about sacrificing ethics and good PR for power.
That doesn't mean they monopolize anti-heroism or even all exemplify it.
I think the archetypical Ej Har would be someone like the assassins creed MC's except magical.Makes me want to see an AC with potion mixing and blood magic.
>>47727288
no one can stop you from doing it, anon. It hasn't been posted yet.
>>47727306
It's nice to enjoy CYOAs, but whay the hell do I have to read shit like this?>>47727257
They take this "school" thing way too far. It's even worse than actual middle-to-high schoolers. Fucking degenerates. Reee.
>>47727101
>Implying any St. Flares is a real man
Top kek, your dicks are almost as small as Luniester asiamode dicks
>>47727314
>multi-page CYOA
>all pages stitched together
>and THEN converted into PDF
...why.
Here we see a St. Flares graduate in his natural habitat.
>>47727361
>dude, just turn it into a PDF
>uh, okay?
>>47727288
Yeah, I'm getting that feeling.
>>47727317
>>47727322
wait a sec, Ill get it for you
>>47727354
What the fuck does that post have anything to do with school rivalry shitposting?
Did you not actually read the real shitposting? Are you afraid of harmless fun?
>>47727361
Dunno, that's how I found it.
>>47727365
nah
>>47727254
Thank you he is, what most st. flares students would be. Basically wandering monster hunters.
>>47727351
>no one can stop you from doing it, anon.
You think that an outsider making a containment thread could actually get people to use it?
>>47727387
He's just mad that he'll never be an Academy grad fighting alongside Lizardbro Duxix
>>47727387
Dude, the lesser of two shits is still shit. Take your poo to the loo, damn it.
>Are you afraid of harmless fun?
If all of this is fun, sign me up to "no fun allowed" faction, I don't want to have fun anymore. Have some standarts, dipshits.
>>47727349
In my mind the archetypical Ej Har student is like Bayonetta: completely over the top edgy and cringy in the best way possible.
>>47725734
No Jane, you are the dicked one.
Because the beauty of the St. Flares woman must not perish from the earth.
>>47727448
You're doing it on purpose.
Does that look like an adventurer to you?
>>47727448
You can keep posting those pics, but if she's wearing anything remotely fashionable and non-fuctional, you can bet your ass she's from Lunestier.
>>47727462
She looks like a beautiful St. Flares maiden.
Unforunately Odesium doesn't have cute girls.
We like them all the same though.
>>47727415
nope. Not unless he's the guy spamming the Hime meme.
But like I said, no one can stop him from trying. I didn't say he'd be successful.
