Give me some /tg/ movies to watch.
I tried to watch Dungeons & Dragons: Wrath of the Dragon God because it was the highest rated of the three on IMDB. I had to stop watching. I couldn't take the retarded speech impediment of one of the lead actors (the hero's wife). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdShvRiPEUA#t=17
I've seen Conan, Red Sonja, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, The Princess Bride, Highlander, Krull, The Neverending Story, Excalibur, Dragonslayer, Hero, Pan's Labyrinth, Crimson Peak, LOTR, Hobbit
Should I watch the Mummy films?...
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The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Brazil
Time Bandits
If you're going to watch Kingdom of Heaven, make sure to track down the Director's Cut.
What about movie-quality series? "Vikings" maybe?
Caligula?
Whats your least favorite campaign cliche?
>>46106873
BBEG is a lich. It's always a fucking lich. Way to be original, faggots.
>>46106873
>the party walks into a tavern
>the party enters a town exactly as shit is going down
>the BBEG killed/captured players' parents/siblings
There is a Quest Board in the tavern
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>Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/SsWTY7qr
>Chummer 5:https://github.com/chummer5a/chummer5a/releases
>Issue tracker:https://github.com/chummer5a/chummer5a/issues/
Old...
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>>46197918
I mostly use domesticated Awakened critters in vivariums as the run's McGuffin, or trained Awakened animals like Hell Hounds and Barghests as cheap magical security for places that don't warrant a mage and spirits guarding it 24/7.
>>46197918
... Thanks OP.
I'm not even in a game, and now I want to build a cyber body out of two skull partials, junkyard jaw, centaur body, and two digitigrade leg mods.
>>46197918
Well, in a game awhile back, over the course of time, various members of the team decided they wanted fancy pets to play around with on the side between runs. We ended up with a Bastet and a Bandit that got along famously.
One day, one of our players didn't show up and we had left off in the middle of a run. Rather then have the GM take control of him he suggested something else on a whim. A side game with the pets as the PC's. I ran the Bastet, another player ran the Bandit and we rolled up...
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>Elves have take up residence on your favorite tree
>>46210433
Yeah no shit, that's why it's my favorite tree.
>>46210433
Elves? Plural?
So I have a cookie mill in my back yard.
Will this have an impact on my maple syrup production?
No WIP thread on /tg/?!? Emperor's Teeth! That's HERESY!
>Citadel Painting Guides:
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/drb4mezm6792i/not_citadel_nothing_to_see_here
>Painting guides, Uniforms & Heraldry books, Painting Videos, Visions, ebooks and White Dwarves:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!OgpwzAKS!a5eVE6pOagTTOWEr5tEaEQ
>Painting Videos only
https://mega.co.nz/#F!XEJSFDCL!9ZZKiLi6M_wguI1uTpyjPg
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Handy-dandy photography guide ...
Handy-dandy white guide ...
TTS Expansions Soon™ edition
No rulebook megalink this time. Link died quickly and needs to be reuploaded.
>>46162331
not sure if this is frowned upon but here's a list of minis i'm trying to buy. if you're not selling then just ignore me, i'll only post once.
ammo slave
distracted
illuminated lady
mage
lantern festival
warrior of the sun male
regeneration suit
silk assassin
thief
leather queen
fighter
gold smoke knight
king
wet nurse
satan
storm knight
super savior
the watcher
white knight heavy
>>46162488
Plastics or resins?
>>46162521
don't care.
ARCHIVE: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Dungeon%20Life%20Quest
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WEBCOMIC 'CAUSE Y'ALL ASKED: http://wildwestscifi.net/gallows-humor/13683-gallows-humor-prologue
You are Brianna la Croix, journeyman necromancer, and after spending days worried sick about both of your lovers, the first thing you do is talk to an undead chicken.
It...
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>>46154011
"Tell me about the battle," you prompt, softly.
"Your sister is a cunning warrior," Fetch compliments. With great dignity, the chicken walks into your lap, and permits you to snuggle him close. "But there were many soldiers, and only so many of us. Her demon baffled them with illusions, permitting us to get close and cut down the servants of the Traitor, but a mighty blow from a war mace crushed my brother in blind fury, and scattered his bones. He never had a chance."
"He...
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>46154142
If you'd had a topic of discussion, anon, please - feel free.
I need to pass the /fuck/ out. I'm up too late as it is. Votes remain open.
Questions, comments, feedback, discussion, and criticisms remain, as always, welcome and appreciated.
Thank you all for reading and participating!
>>46154124
>Tremble slightly, in a shaky grip. The arms around you squeeze for all they're worth.
>Train
Unless Caretaker's got something for us, maybe it's time to refine techniques that Bri's grandpa taught her.
Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
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Behold, the jump nobody asked for! Will probably make the formatting a bit less ugly in the future.Add another tally to the list of waifu jumps, folks.
>>46231289
Is this more lewd shit we'll have to ban?
>>46230231
>Heros don't seem to have an items section
Already acknowledged I fucked that one up.
>Squid Ink still hasn't been benchmarked beyond NLF
Will probably be in the notes section.
>personally I find it odd so many drawbacks are restricted to origins
They're restricted to races, not origins. I mean, I can change it, if it's that big of a deal, but I didn't...
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Why do we hate it?
>>46229674
Who's "we"? It's fine for what it attempts to portray.
>>46229674
It's fucking greatness is what it is
Because it's not only a bad RPG, it's a bad RPG which succeeded through brand loyalty, sunk cost fallacy and bull headed idiocy to the point where its bad design decisions, glaring flaws and stupid hangups became lauded as necessary parts of RPGs. On its own, it might have been simply mediocre, but as it came to dominate the RPG space and spawned a plethora of awful clones, third party splatbooks, dull settings and more. Just... Argh.
D&D as a historical icon is important, for creating the genre of RPGs and helping to popularize it. But 3.5 was a blemish...
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Pathfinder General - /pfg/
Waifuing the villain edition: when standard waifus aren't enough to get you going anymore, will your characters pursue The Most Dangerous Game?
Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/XehJXVjp
Old Thread: >>46223468
I'm a fan of Meyanda, though I haven't met too many villains yet.
>>46228756
>people complaining about "early" new threads
When will it end?
>>46228752
I played in an ERP-themed Way of the Wicked game as a female cleric of Asmodeus who got off on all the misogyny in her religion.
Aim High
No lie
BALLIN
Neat
Ever After is CUTE!
VALUE
A
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Taking the Edition Seriously Edition
>Rules databases
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V7.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
Last...
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First for First Legion best Legion!
>>46226767
http://regimental-standard.com
A blog written like it was made by guardsmen what can go wrong?
First for Ork player
>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove, contains all official 5e stuff:
https://mega.nz#F!UVkTnT5b!FJ34UZ98BMY2mEtexenS7g
>Pastebin with homebrew list, resources and so on:
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck
>/tg/ Character Sheet
https://mega.nz/#F!x0UkRDQK!l-iAUnE46Aabih71s-10DQ
How does Curse of Strahd compare to the other offical adventures?
>Players discussing killing and robbing a store in Barovia
>Adventure League bans you from playing NE or CE
>DM brings out the merchants guard
>Fighter fails his intimidate check
>Party discusses taking the surprise round and going through with the robbery
>Fighter explains that alignment enforcers are typically overpowered
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>>46225976
How could they even think of murdering Parriwimple? Such monsters deserve to stay in the mists forever.
>>46226020
It was an honor duel and the fighter actually got pulped since he was level 3 and gladiators get three attacks per turn, and the fighter couldn't roll above 5.
Welcome to A Song of Revenge and Gold: House Malroy Quest. In which you take the reins of a House of storied glorious past since Aegon’s Conquering, but whose fortunes have taken a turn for the worse in the doom that Robert’s Rebellion brought. You are Brynden Malroy, second son to Lord Vamos Malroy and Lady Esemella Hayford and the last living heir to Steadhold and House Malroy. The year is 285AC, two years after the Rebellion and a year after your return to Westeros.
House Malroy is a pre-genned House designed around the idea of a story within the Crownlands of...
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“Lord Brynden?”
“Yes Arron?”
“My father wished to see,” your young squire responds, quickly closing the stretch of Steadhold’s rooftop to your side.
You turn from your idle gazing about your your hold, the entirety of the Outer Ring had been celebrating your betrotheds arrival and your subsequent wedding. It amused you to remember what they were going through, your time in Essos wasn’t all spent at high seats. Occassionaly the Second Sons were contracted to ‘security detail’, often times you would find yourself among the smallfolk. Celebrating...
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Quentyn shifts uncomfortably, “They… Fare. The trip here was long, and well… Things were awkward for a moment. But we are talking at least. Better than I can say for the past three years. It’s funny Brynden, my sister is willful, headstrong, I’m half a fool for not seeing it earlier. She’s always seen more in life, but never never in my life have I seen her this… Happy.”
You watch Arron sink his arrows closer to the center of the target, his brother afterwards doing half as well and smirk a mite before regarding their father again, “Happy?”
Quentyn...
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The dornishman laughs, “Obella would go half mad with my visiting. Best if you came to Sandstone, if you thought Sunspear was hot... When your issues here are resolved, of course. Speaking of, a few promises I need keep with you Brynden. Firstly, and most importantly, the dowry. I thought it best to avoid speaking to Obella regarding it and to do it in private, 4000 gold dragons were left with your stewardess, how you managed to find a woman of such beauty and skill is beyond my understanding. Secondly, your plight does not go unnoticed, 100 cavalrymen. Dornes finest. My younger...
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The Pastie:
http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
IRC Chat Channel | Rizon.net:#CYOA:
https://client01.chat.mibbit.com/?url=irc%3A%2F%2Firc.rizon.net%2Fcyoa
Here's a dropbox with a LOT of CYOA's:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/9ijwopa42ke49q1/AAA40vUS2BzstD9eHyyBLTr8a?dl=0
Here's stuff from last month of 2016 (Jan to Feb)
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B03PxmupuDVLazlCWmpYaHNwUkU
Yet another CYOA archive:
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0Bwl-aJm3wG4nN2w1TGJCSVlQZ2M&usp=sharing
Here's...
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>>46217093
You barely get any replies, let alone angry ones that you want. You just look sad, anon.
>>46217093