>Take DnD Alignment test that also shows you your race and class.
>Get Chaotic Evil Dwarf Cleric.
How the fuck is this even possible?
>dwarfs can be of any alignment
>clerics can be of any alignment
>dwarfs can be of any class
It just goes to show how shitty Dwarves are, people can't even imagine one that isn't a Gimli clone.
>>46450812
But dwarves are jolly, booze-chugging, axe-throwing badasses. I am a weak, brittle bookworm who gets drunk after 3 drinks. I have the shortness and thick frame down pat, though.
Do yall ever bother reading fanfiction?
I've had the urge to write both serious and silly things forever, but been concerned that serious fans would hate it so badly that they send it to other fans to get them to send hate mail and dox and other crazy shit.
Is 40k fanfiction reviled for the number of snowflake worlds, gary stu primarchs, Improbable Main Characters and such? Or is the franchise so varied that even improbable or questionably written stuff can be good for the tech porn and culture schiz?
One of the silly stories I wanna write would be...
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>>46448289
Your idea is shit and cringey.
But I want to see Hulk fight Kharn so fuck my opinion I guess.
Fanfiction is up there with inflation porn.
Dont do it man you have so much to live for.
I just run established setting games. It's like fanfiction but makes me feel better for it.
>>46448289
Yeah, but only smut
>bored at home
>decide to head over to my LGS because I hadn't been there in a while
>as I ride up, I notice the place was dark and empty which was weird because they don't close until hours later
>I notice one of the gamestop employees from next door walking by so I ask him what's going on
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Mine's become one pittance of a board game shelf, a Warhammer room that sits dark and empty for 99% of the time that the shop is open, and the majority of the space is now dedicated to playing MtG or selling vidja
>>46447623
My LGS is dying a horrible death.
It started off as a comic store. Then it incorporated MTG about ten years ago.
For about 7 years, there was a really strong community. But then, people got older, got married, moved away, and the crowd continued to get younger and younger.
Ownership changed, and it became a weeb-centric youth store, sponsoring like saturday night weeb raves or something. Then airsoft. Then it moved locations.
Now, nobody even shows up to MTG events.
It'll...
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>hosts x wing, 40k/fantasy, warmahordes, mtg nights
>Always some pnp game going on
>decent selection of games and products
>lists 10% off msrp even for special ordered items
>lets you run a tab for snacks and shit
The only shame is I am moving in like a month
Nurgle rules.
Discuss.
This is a bad thread
Isha a shit
>>46445786
tentacles>boils
I'm going to be starting a new game of 5e soon, and I need to break the game as early as possible.
What are some ways to break the game in early play? I'm talking levels 1-4. I know that people have come up with all sorts of power builds for 20th level, but I know for a fact this game isn't going to last that long.
>>46444987
Why do you want to break it?
I find its easier to break the GM then it is to break the game.
First off: fuck you you powergaming faggot.
Second: Warlock with Imp familiar is pretty good at low levels. You'll most likely dominate any scene you damn well please, as the imp is great at infiltration/scouting as well as fighting, and you got the social stuff covered yourself. And you don't run out of spells. It doesn't scale tho.
What is your favorite game that uses a D6 dice pool?
Strike! RPG
Yahtzee
Star Wars.
How do I git gud at making dungeons?
Think about what the structures were before they were dungeons.
Research the blueprints of old temples, cities, etc.
Think of how time and the elements have affected them
Think about how the various inhabitants over the years have changed, customized, destroyed, or altered them
Maybe it was an ancient temple dedicated to a water goddess, but in the five thousand years since its construction, the land has become an arid waste, and all the mechanisms that require functioning waterwheels to operate don't work, and the PCs need to find alternate...
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There are literally several books called "Dungeon Masters Guide." You might even own one.
What do you think they are for?
>>46440608
add lots of encounters, add some interesting fluff you can expand into a quest, add cool traps, give the dungeon an organic feeling, and by organic i mean make it feel as though it had been around for ages and things actually happened there
Wizkids is putting out a 28mm Heroic scale, pre-primed plastic 160 figure, generic fantasy miniature line in Q4 2016. MSRP is $3-$4 USD per figure. I assume these will be PVC like bones to keep material costs form. I'm intrigued completion with Reaper is s good thing.
http://wizkids.com/blog/2016/03/28/see-what-you-missed-at-the-2016-gama-trade-show/
Pre-primed? Either they're gonna have to put a lot of work into the mould lines, or that's going to be somewhat undone work.
The render looks ok I guess, but renders aren't worth much. Proof's in the polymer.
here is the press release:
Hillside, NJ — March 16, 2016 – Leading board game and collectible miniatures creator WizKids today announced a brand new line of unpainted miniatures, featuring more than 150 unique fantasy sculpts, set to be released in Q4 2016.
The collection will include iconic characters, creatures, and even scene-building elements, all available in three types of specialty packs that will each contain a variety of sculpts:
Hero Packs will contain both a low-level and high-level sculpt of the same featured character.
Designed with army-building...
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I did have trouble getting paint to stick to Reaper Bones even after washing in hot soapy water. I had to do an ink wash or gesso on them before I could get paint to adhere properly. Spray primer never seems to set up 100% dry on Bones either.
Twitter: @HeroRena
ask.fm/BlueLarro
Journal Entry #24: I can't believe it. To think that Azul would try to steal secrets from the class... I trusted him, you know? And Tessa seemed to really like him. Can you really trust any of these exchange students?
Waitwhat
>>46397984
IT'S BIZARRO MAQ!
Created by "Cody Cain" instead of Larro!
"Tali~ Tali, wake up~" Someone shakes Tali's shoulder. He grumbles.
"Ceera... Give me a few more minutes?"
"Ceera? Tali, you silly dumbass~ You're still dreaming! C'mon, wake up~"
>Tali tries to blink the sleep away but everything just seems to ache for him.
Is it possible to be hung over even if you haven't drank? Did we drink? Orb, what the hell did we do last night?
Is it just me or does this CYOA give you so many points it just becomes pointless? You already have so much you can take more than half of all the options, but then it also gives you drawbacks to get even more.
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7 years ago, in the year 2136, a game called The Creators Battlefield, which took advantage of virtual reality and allowed everyone to create their own virtual fighter with almost no restraints. This game changed the competitive gaming scene in unimaginable ways. Your father and yourself bonded over your interest in CB as he built his career as Atmor, AKA. the King of CB, and went undefeated for almost 5 years winning both online and live tournaments. While you couldn't play due to the age restrictions on usage of the VR gear you remained on the sidelines cheering him on...
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>>46449538
John irrumabo
Virtually alive
>>46449743
Male
DOOMRIDER, male
"COCAAAAAINE"
>the GM is always right
What unnatural sorcery could make one man totally infallible, and why isn't he running for president?
>>46446671
Our games aren't a democracy anon. The GM is always right to move things along in an orderly quick fashion. Look it up later and change it, or house rule it how it was going. A handwave here or there doesn't mean you're playing without rules.
>>46446671
Silly faggot, THE PRESIDENT IS THE COUNTRY'S GM!
Same logic with the pope.
What would be some cultural and industrial traits a society of snake people need/should have? Pic is the kind of snake people I'm talking about.
>>46446433
No shoes for one.
Stairs would probably be straight verticle pillars.
>>46446485
What would be a good show substitute for creatures without feet? I can't imagine it feels pleasant to slither on gravel with a unprotected tail.
>>46446530
Shoe*
Fuck.
It seems to be a place of pure hedonism at this point, no matter how hard people there work it's all for the sake of pleasure. This applies to other countries in the first world certainly but none to the extent of America. Will their Hedonism lead to a giant soul monster buttraping them all in the afterlife, while Hawaii and Alaska become aloof douchenozzles?
>>46445755
So is Donald Trump Slaanesh?
>>46445755
>it's all for the sake of pleasure
As opposed to what?
Every action anyone takes is borne of the intent to make their life more enjoyable/pleasant.
>The bbeg is using glitches and exploits to his advantage.
>If he keeps doing this he will become a glitch spirit of some kind and crashing everything.
How should the party counter this?
sudo mv BBEG /dev/null
wrong board
>>46445757
>I have no creativity so please go to /v/.