Who is your god and what does he do?
A small God that was all but forgotten before I found him. He knows that if I stop worshiping him he'll fade away, so I can blackmail him into supporting anything I do.
>>46646464
Witnessed
>>46646464
Joe Pesci, and he can get things done.
>Hello Mr Anon, this is your local healthcare coordinator.
>Yes, yes it's about the yearly blood test result. I'm afraid I have some bad news, we've discovered precursor signs of type 2 diabetes in your blood sample.
>No need to be alarmed Mr Anon, type 2 diabetes is of course quite common these days with our affluent lifestyle. ADVENT is committed to provide universal health care for its citizens and our gene therapies have a long proven track record of successfully curing...
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>>46646191
But you're telling me I'm healthy, aside from the diabetis?
>>46646191
This is /tg/ related how?
>>46646226
I'd like to imagine The Gang's life is still exactly the same post ADVENT.
"Frank, what the hell, you told us to join Xcom and now you're married to an alien?"
"Woah, shit, you actually bought that crap? I only wanted to join so I can sell Xcom's secrets to the top buyer."
"So you're telling me you don't care about freedom or any crap these aliens are doing to us?"
"Fellas, this is humanity. You're either a duper or...
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Connecting to JackPoint VPN...
...Identity Spoofed
...Encryption Keys Generated
...Connected to Onion Routers
>>>Login: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>>Enter Passcode: XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
...Biometric Scan Confirmed
Connected to < ERROR: NODE UNKNOWN >
>Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/SsWTY7qr
>Chummer 5:https://github.com/chummer5a/chummer5a/releases
>Issue tracker:https://github.com/chummer5a/chummer5a/issues/
Last...
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>>46645800
>"Real runners go non-lethal" edition
>"Murderhobos get SWATed" edition
I'll frackin' geek u m8
>>46645882
>>46645800
People love to point out how you have to destroy all evidence if you're not playing a pink Mohawk game. But if you don't kill anyone, and the job happens to not steal some super secret prototype. The cops have little reason to investigate your break in if there's no press and nobody's organs are all over the office tables.
It's easy to just be "another gang related crime" and not "shadowrunners wage war on corporate properties" if you don't murder the security.
>>46646383
Gangs tend to be violent motherfuckers. No bodies on the ground and/or some gratuitous destruction looks weird to any who is familiar with gang wars. On the flip side, all bodies on the side of corpsec is mightily suspicious as well...
Some of you might've heard our plea last year to support our webseries on Kickstarter. Some of you might've heard about it through other ways.
Well .. Beyond the Barrier is happening!
Two weeks ago we released the trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDVAysgU1SA
And in two days (15th of April) will be the release (on a weekly base)!
We've had a blast creating this, and hope you like it at least as much as we do :D!
Seems Good, will try to remember it exists.
>>46644939
Will be a nice thing to watch when I get home on Fridays. Looking forward to it.
>>46644939
>pathfinder
Ewww
In D&D 5e, the Spell Fear is tagged with the following fluff.
>You project a phantasmal image of a creature’s worst fears.
Pick a character you're playing or have played.
What do they see?
I'll start.
>Cleric:A hungry, triumphant sphinx.
>Bard:A bounty hunter holding slave bonds.
>Fighter:His wife and children dead by his own hands.
>All of Them
The women they know
Fallout Medic
>The party, dying slowly with him unable to help them.
Homebrew Mutant Paladin
>Himself, slaughtering those he cares for.
Flamekin Druid
>A huge wave of water, coming right at her.
Mech Pilot
>Becoming crippled and unable to pilot.
Murderbot Droid
>Floating endlessly in the void of deep space.
>chaotic evil fighter
[A goody two shoes version of himself smiting his allies]
Damn is he party loyal.
How do you roleplay an Agent of the CIA?
>>46643428
First, get your gear in order.
>>46643428
>Reality
paper pusher
>media
Masters of espionage or gun happy psychos with no regard for the law or human life.
>>46643428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CG5w4YwOI
/tg/ a demon has infiltrated your home. All your windows have been sealed by magic and cannot be open and your attempts at breaking it with your metal chair is fruitless. The only way out is the front door. There's only one problem, a single touch of the demon will render your heart stopped. Permanently.
You still have your trusty chair and you've closed the door to your room so you have a moment to thing, how will you escape?
Will you:
[A] Rush the demon with your metal chair.
[B] Rush the front door.
[C] Stay in your room and hope it goes...
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>>46643030
Laugh because an idiot demon just locked itself in my house.
>>46643030
[E]
Give us a diagram of the house with measurements plus approximate speed of the demon so we can calculate the most optimal escape route.
>>46643030
Begin reciting passages from the various religious texts I have lying around till one sticks.
So, I'm not sure if this thread is against the rules, but there is going to be a minecraft server for 4chan and all boards are invited to join. That, of course, includes /tg/. It's essentially a factions server in which you can make your own civilization, and anything goes. I figured /tg/ would maybe like to WAAAAAAGH there, but literally anything /tg/ related is possible. You can find us over at the Minecraft General in /vg/ if you're interested.
Pic related is just something I grabbed off of google
>>46640754
Been tried before goes bad when there are differing opinions on what constitutes fine dwarven architecture.
>>46640754
Ayyy are there big mountains?
I want to make a mountainhome if there are.
by myself preferably, everyone else has shit opinions on what holds are supposed to look like.
>>46640816
>>46640833
you faggots shut up, a mountain is big enough for all types of architecture.
If not, we can just explain it away as different dwarf clans living in one hold for some reason, and each clan having different tastes.
This is a quest set in the world of Wildblow's "Worm" web serial, in which heroes and villains battle for the fate of the city, and for street-level drug feuds.
We follow James Case, a young man with newly discovered powers...
Last Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/46612303/
Twitter: @QmJim
~
Cool rain droplets pitter and patter across your face. You can’t remember the last time you’d jogged for fun, if you ever had to begin with. But it feels good, better than you’d expect. You let your power out from its subconscious...
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Jannies, pls delete >>46612303 first.
Heads up, Voting for the first post will close in 25 minutes instead of 15 due to me posting early.
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>46640328
>>Write in.
Introspect for an hour.
>>46640328
>Work out.
Also this >>46640374
> [[ Previous Threads ]]
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> [[ Unique Identifier: Ascheritte ]]
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> [[ Twitter ]]
https://twitter.com/BrokenSkyOnline
> [[ Ask Page ]]
http://ask.fm/Sylvetican
“Man, look at us.” Mendicant laughs, idly inspecting his sword as the four of you—you and he alongside Ayla and Sven—make your way back through the Averron city streets...
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>>46639976
“Well, this ‘Anaximander’ is no more. If you’ve been reading the forums, you’d know by now that he’s left someone else in charge of his guild.” Picking up his pace to get ahead of the group, Sven turns to face the three of you and speaks with a flourish, arms outstretched. “It stands to reason that means his way wasn’t working out, right?”
You’d tell him there’s almost no chance that Anaximander is actually done for, but you don’t want to be the contrary one right now. And you’re still possessed with more questions about the new leader, Freya: who is she, how powerful is she, and can she be reasoned with? Is the situation with Freakshow even actionable? And what would happen if you were to simply leave – that is, depart into the underground alone in search of greener pastures?
The fact that such a thought sounds even remotely inviting is, to say the least, troublesome.
The whole business of the Alliance has left you in a difficult place. You aren’t sure whose side you’re on, or if you necessarily even want to be on anyone’s side. Ayla would have you believe that Liza is using you – first as a vote of confidence from the guildless, then as an expendable in dangerous affairs. Meanwhile, Liza seems to regard you earnestly, keeping you informed at every turn. Even in the worst possible case, the Guardians still consider you an asset, or an unpredictable vector. You can use that to your advantage.
Man, way to blunder your way into the upper echelons of the political hierarchy.
> [[ Continued ]]
>>46639993
Perhaps, if you could only acquire Celestial Gems—it feels like it’s been so long since you’ve last held one—perhaps you could transcend this altogether. Considering your options, you drift out of the conversation as the fortune teller’s tent comes into view down the street.
Within, nothing has changed. There’s a tingling at the back of your throat as intoxicating vapor permeates your sinuses.
“I sense a great purpose about you,” the fortune teller says, smiling from beneath their hood. “Sit, children. Why have you come?”
“We’re here for a Prophecy.” Sven says. “I’ve got your money.”
“Ah, yes.” The fortune teller responds. You hear a distant thundering as the crystal ball rises off the table, the interior of the tent growing dark around you. Ayla and Mendicant look cautiously from side to side as smoke rises up at your back, the roof of the place giving way to an aurora of swirling vapors and fluttering light. “Then I shall elucidate your fate. What is it that you seek?”
There’s a pause, as Sven interacts with a projected menu.
“Uh, Ascheritte? I don’t know which one of these I’m supposed to pick.” He says. “Can you get this?”
> [[ Prophecy of the Earth ]]
> [[ Prophecy of the Sky ]]
>>46640011
> [[ Prophecy of the Earth ]]
Well our immediate issues are down here but the sky is our main goal. First things first I guess. Pretty weird how we became the representative of all the guildless which I assume is the majority of players
Show your support to the canonical winner of the Kaurava Conflict!
A planetary governor work is never done!
>>46639901
Who wouldn't?
>A amateur depction of the victory parade at the end of the conflict!
The game has changed, but the players are the same! Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UBBcOVuY4U [Embed] [Open]
Warmachine/Hordes Books, No Quarter, & IKRPG
> textuploader <dot> com / 5wm4h
PP Youtube (gameplay tutorials, tournament coverage, and announcements)
>https://www.youtube.com/user/PrivateerPressPrime
List building at
>https://www.forwardkommander.com
>http://schlaf.github.io/whac_online/whac.html
Latest...
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>>46639792
something interesting about that pic.
that's striker3 but dismoutned.
so striker4? or are mounted warcaters getting dragoon rules?
>>46639792
I wonder if Ord still exists.
>>46640022
Ord would be pretty hard to destroy. They've got ties to just about every merc contract, so it would be very hard to wage war on them. And their navy is likely the strongest of the iron kingdoms.
Superhero art thread
and also system discussion
Looking for a superhero RPG to run a campaign in. Familiar with CHAMPIONS but thinking about something with more..."drama" mechanics for lack of a better word. Also I like dice pools. I don't like MNM, at that point I might as well just run CHAMPIONS
>>46639341
>>46639341
Marvel Heroic is all dice pools. Not sure what you mean by drama mechanics though.
Like less crunchy and more narrative based?
>>46639667
>You are one of three characters: Samson, a spoiled bard, Dyrus, an axe-wielding rebel's son, or Rene, an orphan adopted by a high-ranking Director of an ominous empire, now a prepromoted archer-lancer. POV will rotate between them on a thread-by-thread basis, with an off-chance that someone else might occasionally take a chapter.
>These protagonists' motivations and goals will very likely come into conflict with one another's.
>Character Death is always a possibility...
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Alright! The eradication of the Marlo Pirates is the first, and perhaps the most important, step to inspiring resistance support along the coastline, and Dyrus has already personally been there to ensure they're about halfway there! "Be careful," Doran warns him as they begin to sail in the direction he suggests. "Th's Marlo guy... Ain't never seen 'im myself, but Cap'n Sasha knew 'im. Had this whole song and dance 'bout how the man was ALWAYS workin' out whenever he wasn't pillagin'. Damn waste of time if he's...
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>>46638827
>B. Be Rene
(and enter something that me and my former co-QM have been putting off for a little while: mediocre portraits! We're probably the LEAST satisfied with Rene's outta the three we've made)
>>46638998
You are now Rene, in a small village centered around an impressive tower in the Northern-middlemost part of the desert region.
Built beside an oasis, the Tower of Longevity is perhaps the only thing of note in the town after which it's named, though it's considered an absolute must-visit for anyone...
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Smashf**ker General Edition
>Rules databases
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V7.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
Iron hands best hands sub edition
Were where you when Iron hands could take Cataphractii terminators with a 5+ FNP as part of their sons of the gorgon detachment? Plus Contemptor dreads and Cataphractii termi HQ with reroll invul saves of a 1?
Best way to beat Necrons with IG?
>Ork Whining General