If so many profane rituals require the sacrifice of a virgin, why aren't male virgins uses? Female knights are incredibly rare so you're less likely to be interrupted by some goody two-shoes adventurers. That and most people simply tend to care less when men are in danger.
>>46693719
God wants a pretty girl, not some NEET.
>>46693719
If I was an evil god and some bunch of cultists tried to sacrifice a sweaty aging neckbeard to me just because technically he was a virgin, I'd smite those ruleslawyering little shits on the spot.
Last thing I want is for all the other gods to find out I accept such low quality blood sacrifices. I'd be a laughing stock.
>>46693882
If blood from any source is good enough for Khorne, it's good enough for you, faggot.
> Friday, June 19th, 2015
SITUATION: http://pastebin.com/ziMsX6th
MECHANICS: http://pastebin.com/49M2eE8Z
THE RULES: http://pastebin.com/BEsprkBZ
THE TANK: http://pastebin.com/sJsgig6B
“Nyeeeaaahh…” Winona carefully applies her make up for the day, along with the other girls as well. You look around as well to see Stack, Ingrid, and Josephina busy in applying their makeup, Ingrid gently rubbing lipstick on her lips, Stack running some powder on her cheeks, and Josephina carefully applying eyeliner.
You though?
You...
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>>46692889
> COMMAND AND CONTROL: General Inspection of General Studies Living Quarters – Freshmen
>>46692889
> ENGINEERING: Construction of General Studies Living Quarters – Sophomore above deck.
>>46692889
>> COMMAND AND CONTROL: General Inspection of General Studies Living Quarters – Freshmen
What is your favourite fantasy setting?
What is your least favourite fantasy setting?
Favourite is my own homebrew heartbreaker setting. Second-favourite is Warhammer Fantasy (pre-EndTimes version, like in WFRP). Grim and gritty fantasy mixed with Lovecraftesque magic and villains is great!
Least favourite is Eberron. They tried for the "pulp" style, but it came out forced, lame and not much like pulp fiction at all. That's out of game settings, though: novel settings are sometimes pretty bad and meant to be ignored, like in Dresden Files or Harry Potter.
>>46692768
>What is your least favourite fantasy setting?
Dragon Lance
>>46692768
Ignoring homebrew settings
Favorite: Thief's setting, excluding Thief 4. It is limited in scope but perfectly suited for it's job.
Least Favorite: So many candidates. Zelda perhaps.
Somehow, beyond all reason, the last character you played and the last BBEG you opposed have spawned a child.
What's the poor kid like?
Strahd, and a conjuration wizard based off of Invoker from Dota 2...
A shadow dragon demon thingy and a gun-nut ghand from Star Wars?
Kid's gonna be bad fucking news, that's for sure.
>>46692387
Well, there's a 1/4 chance he's a genetic abomination with 2 Y chromosomes.
>What is Exalted?
An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.
Start here: http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/
>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?
Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial: http://jyenicolson.net/exalted/. It'll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.
>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?
Roll20 and the Game Finder General...
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A question for you anons. What would you guess would happen if one of the Five Elemental Dragons took Immaculate form and had a child with a mortal or Dragonblooded? What would that child be like? Where would it be on the grand scale of things? A god? A god-blooded? A Dragonblooded?
>>46692390
A God-Blooded, with as high a chance of Exalting as a Dragon-Blooded as the blood he or she inherited from the other parent merits. Creation of the Dragon-Blooded was an impressive feat of power, something that required conscious effort and considerable investment, so just fucking a mortal or even a Dragon-Blooded shouldn't serve the same purpose. The child would be pretty powerful as far as God-Blooded go, obviously.
>>46692264
Would anyone be interested in me writing up 3e's MA styles' weapons and armor? Like
>MA form weapon guide: http://www.brilliantdisaster.net/dif/ExaltedMA.html
Yeeeeeeeeessss
>>46692160
Hey guys, sorry for starting late, but ive been afflicted with a huge stomach ache for days now and it was honestly hard to sit up for the thread. Let me know when you are here and we'll start right away.
Here
>>46692130
Miellewds-guy here.
I've had past experience that ginger tea can help with stomach aches, even ginger ale can help. But if it doesn't help, the ache may be more than just indigestion.
>>46692130
Here
looking at the archive this should be EP68?
>The GM takes a cut of every consumable brought to the gaming table
grazie
>>46692081
Challenge accepted. Time to break out the Hákarl.
How about you just chip in for food like everyone else, you fat fuck.
Challenge accepted
>You are Maple Son-Mahogany, one of two young Tuffle twins thrown at Earth starting in early Dragon Ball by your "father," Dr. Raichi
>"Canon" had already taken a sharp turn from the "norm" when you began, and through your actions, choices, and dialogue, took even further turns from the "norm," and will probably continue to do so
>Stats and dice mechanics are used, and can be explained again as needed
>Let's...
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>>46691888
You return to the weaponsmith's home at the end of the month, the man already waiting outside. Melchior removes a cloth from the newly completed sword, the thing almost blindingly bright upon first glance. You look over it, your sword gleaming a brilliant set of colors. It gives off an eerie, almost mystical aura. And you can sense that the magical enhancements it originally had seem to have been improved as well.
The aged man smiles and rubs his chin. "I did the best I could with it. My apologies...
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>>46691904
>>A. Definitely! Thanks a million!
>>46691904
>A. Definitely! Thanks a million!
Tuffle luck with the Rainbow's crit rate? We don't need clairvoyance to see that there's going to be a lot of cutting in the future.
>C. How about that practice weapon for Peppa?
What is the best World of Darkness film, and why is it Nightwatch?
>>46690259
The sequel sucked.
>>46690259
Why isn't it not that?
>>46690259
>What is the best World of Darkness film, and why is it Nightwatch?+ 0 post omitted.
>Nightwatch
>film
Fucking hell, OP.
One wound free upgrade with 18" instant death is more game breaking than a 6 miniatures t6 with S:D flamer efition.
>Rules databases
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V6.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
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The only thing breaking the game is WAAC faggots.
If you don't play them, they can't break the game.
>>46690185
>tfw with this new Imperial Knight game people who don't play CSM will lecture us that CSM armies made up of cultists, daemons, and Chaos Knights but no Chaos Marines are the true essence of CSM armies and the way CSM are meant to be played
Tau are clones.
Have you played a human not of (the equivalent of) your race in a /tg/ game? I feel like most human PCs end up being white, probably for comfort zone reasons.
Yeah, I'm slav and I played white characters before. Hell, I sometimes pretend to be white even in real life.
>>46689750
Yeah, I love middle eastern names so a few of my characters have had that persuasion and my next character is probably gonna be a dark skinned tech specialist of some kind.am brown Mexican American
>>46689750
Yes. My psion Vishal was a South-East Asian guy.
Lets play a game /tg/
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Help either the Blue or Orange Guy to triumph over his opponents by giving him proper attIre, such as weapons (add ATTACK) or armors (add DEFENSE) in this fantasy battle!
How to play:
>Open the latest image in the image editor of your choice
>Draw either weapons, armors, or any other fantasy-themed accessories on the champion of your choice
>State in your post with the new image which stat would you like to add,...
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>>46689294
Well, for starters, seems like Orange Guy had pick up a badik! adding up his ATTACK!
With that post, the situation is now
>Blue Guy:
HP:50
ATTACK: +0
DEFENSE: +0
>Orange Guy
HP: 50
ATTACK:+3
DEFENSE: +0
>3d100
><50 goes to blue, >50 orange
I'm pretty sure that the rolls will be biased towards orange.
Orange wins.
>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove, contains all official 5e stuff:
https://mega.nz/#F!BUdBDABK!K8WbWPKh6Qi1vZSm4OI2PQ
>Pastebin with homebrew list, resources and so on:
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck
>/tg/ Character Sheet
https://mega.nz/#F!x0UkRDQK!l-iAUnE46Aabih71s-10DQ
Spells edition. What are your favorite spells? Martials not allowed.
>>46689138
>have a staff with a hook on the end
>decides to use hand to reach into the obvious trap for treasure instead
I thought elves were smart.
Other 9gag approved topics for discussion
>4 suits of plate
>bags of rats
>martials aren't interesting (meme, but true)
>disadvantage into super advantage
>6d20 down the line
>>46689138
It's hard to tell. I'm split between Faerie Fire, Misty Step, or Prestigidation for pure fun.
>haw haw
>nice prince you had there, dweebs.
>thought I'd borrow him for a while
>1000 copper peices for his safe return.
1000 copper? here ya go. quest complete.
1000 copper is practically chump change afterall.
There's a lot of traditional games potential in this thread. I hope it does well.
>>46688994
The original text that went with this image was much better OP.