Tell me your best stories from rolling on random generation tables /tg/
Rolling up the warcrime-iest tank ever devised from the random tank generator charts: the non-euclidian Autocannon Suprise.
>IFV
>Superheavy
>Wheeled/Tracked Volute-spring bogies (Easy to replace, low-speed, wear out quickly)
>Gas Turbine (Advanced)
>Multi-turret (Single Turret (Closed)
>Asymmetrical Mount (Horizontal Wedge & Rectangular) w/ No Glacis
>Primary:...
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>>46903744
>playing a homebrew Rogue Trader extension my housemate made for exploring and settling areas outside the Imperium
>just reworked some of the tables so it's the first time rolling on them
>roll up a death world
>it's an ice planet
>someone rolls 100 on the ice planet table
>it's a fucking tomb world
>roll on death world table
>it's populated by giant, tough herd beasts which eat metal
>it's a tomb world
>where the indigenous fauna eat anything metallic
we all know who is behind this
>>46903847
Oh sweet armored Jesus.
>>46904013
Seems more like an Eldrad ruse if you ask me
Have you ever been kicked out of a group?
Justly or unjustly, what happened?
I ended up being jettisoned from an entire gaming circle over a clusterfuck of a relationship and various things, but there are a few key episodes which led to me being kicked from a specific group.
It started in a game I was running, where I told a player that, no, I don't follow the rules of the game as explicitly written, because I'm the GM. The rules are guidelines at best, and I will modify them freely if I think it makes the game experience better. I was not being a dick about it, just having stuff PCs did not work or any such stuff. I just added a few...
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>>46903753
why did you say it was fun?
it sounds like it wasn't...
>>46903796
Dry British sarcasm. It's a coping thing. I know it rarely comes off well online, but it's easier to deadpan mock something than actually think about it or let the emotions affect you.
I realize that GW has fucked 40k up pretty bad in recent history, and that it has a lot of problems, but it still remains one of my favourite sci-fi settings for tabletop and pen & paper. Why don't we talk about the unique things it brings to the table as a universe, and things it actually does well, for once.
ITT: Positive things about 40k as a setting
>>46900551
I like the Admech.
Dem ship designs
>>46900551
The scale. The scale of the setting allows you to tell stories that involve massive struggles on a heightened level of drama, and still remain a tiny spec of the larger setting ultimately disrupting none of the established canon fans love so much.
Did Magic just die?
Wizards just killed most of their professional players--figuratively speaking.
Can the beast survive without a head?
>>46900067
We ought to expect a decline of some fashion, yes.
It'll take a couple more decisions in quick succession along the lines of this and the Eldrazi reckoning to actually kill the beast that is MtG though.
What are we upset about now?
>>46900194
mostly pro players stuff
http://magic.wizards.com/en/events/coverage/ptsoi/2016-and-2017-premier-play-updates-announced-at-ptsoi-2016-04-24
>Platinum pros will receive an appearance fee of $250 for competing at Pro Tours (previously $3,000), an appearance fee of $250 for competing at the World Magic Cup (previously $1,000), and an appearance fee of $250 for competing at a World Magic Cup Qualifier (previously $500).
>2017 is when we move Modern...
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/btg/ is dead, long live /btg/!
Gritty Serious Realistic Mechs Only Edition
Old Thread: >>46831387
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HAHA Bone Norman
Did Kai have any positive impact on Danai Liao-Centrella?
I noticed he bequeathed his favored mech to her.
>>46890093
Well he probably didn't rape her if that's what you mean.
From a distant star system you watch as your Armada defends itself and those it calls its subjects.
Creating Generals of heroic might and cunning to be the leaders and defenders of the New Necrotic Armada in your absence was a decision well made it would seem. Horizon's Drop has been defended, the Osjiic fleet reduced to scrap and the army captured and jailed in the various prisons the Armada necessitated. The system containing Station 88 prevented from returning to Confederate hands by the bluffing of Predator Eiton and the timely arrival of the Armatocere. Even...
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>>46866131
Welcome back folks, sorry about the delay and lack of Thursdays run.
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Stockpile:
>5,004,665B (50 Biomass Farms: 2,250,000, 40 Lichen Farms: 6000, 200 Solar 8000, Tributes: 2500)
>6,775,520M...
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>>46866315
Vehicles/Ships:
>1 Flagship "Charnel Vault"
>Fury of the Wormstar
>Blackscale Destroyer "Pestilence"
>7 Void Terrors
>The Wick - Confederate Smuggler
>100 Chariots
>50 Hearses
>300 Coffins
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Where did this ''barbarians are beasts in head on combat'' meme come from? Historically speaking most barbarians romans fought with as well as vikings relied mostly on element of surprise and ambush and usually got shitstomped when they tried to fight actual soldiers why are fantasy barbarians not utilizing any of it? It's smarter than HURR GONNA GO 1v50 xD. To be fair Celts were indeed frienzed half naked lunatics but they still got rekt.
>>46919165
Mongols and Vikings.
>>46919165
That is until most roman soldiers were barbarians of some kind.
>>46919194
Vikings fucking avoided enemy soldiers and when Great Heathen Army came it got defeated.
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I have nothing clever to say, but i'm here first.
have a snek
>>46908556
So, with that being the reaction to a Messiah Bel, I'm guessing a Non-Messiah Overlord of Bel would be kind of a smite-on-sight kinda deal?
What are some good jumps for shrinking
not yourself but other things
i know marvel and MCU let you get Pym particles in jump and DC,Arrowverse and Young Justice could let you learn from the Atom but I'm looking for a perk that not knowledge or tech acquired in jump
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You slam the door in the little girl's face, pulling Rai away from the room, as the colour bleeds out of his hair, his shoulders losing the new width he'd just gained.
He squints, staring down at his hands, now line with wrinkles and varicose veins. "I'm starting to think... that I made a mistake..." He mumbles in a feeble voice.
A patient passes, staring at Rai as you press him to the wall, his knobby knees...
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>>46906965
>The room had a window. Your stand can probably jump you through it, for an ambush.
>Bust the door down and beat her ass
see if there is an fire axe or something nearby.
>>46906965
>>The room had a window. Your stand can probably jump you through it, for an ambush.
Civ thread
Any race or location goes, even races you wanna create, just include a picture and a minimum of 2 positive traits and 2 negative traits
>>46898875
Insects in the Mana Wastes.
>>46898875
Humans on the islands.
>>46898875
Machines in the Mana Wastes. Bring law and logic to this tainted land.
Post about X-Wing, Armada, FFG's Star Wars RPGs, d6, d20 (Saga), movies, shows, books, comics, vidya, lego, lore and everything else Star Wars related
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Other Fantasy Flight Games Star Wars Tabletop...
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Remove cats. Destruction of Kilrah best day of my life.
>>46888872
Humans, obviously
>>46888872
doid
How well your pc fare against the standard edgelord-marysue like pic related?
>>46887116
>with the robot
Might be able to step on one or get a hit with the head vulcans, but probably fucked.
>without the robot
Completely fucked.
>>46887116
Wasn't aware Santa Fe is such a shithole.
>>46887116
Gender pronouns change halfway through this b8
>Last time on The All Guardsmen Party:
Spot the Wonder Drone flashed upwards, sliced through the crackling green shield surround the Daemonthrope, and slammed into the thing's underbelly. As Spot's psi-suppressor, er, penetrated the creature's hide, it let out a roar of unfathomable pain and fury, its shield vanished, and the daemonid minions around us collapsed into goo. We all cheered again and watched, the inky black tendrils holding the Daemonthrope aloft twisted, flickered, and then… reappeared.
We stood there,...
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Based shoggy
>>46864402
FUCK FUCK YES I CAUGHT AGP LIVE!!!!
>>46864402
Thanks be to Shoggy for giving us our fix of AGP!
Been refreshing the tg page for 14 minutes straight waiting for this.
You fidget awkwardly, testing your tea to buy time - still too hot, alas. “Well, uh-”
“Tell me,” she says, squeezing your wrist, her eyes imploring you desperately. “*Please.*”
“Well... like Mikasa, I guess.”
She blinks. “What?”
“That's where you belong,” you tell her. “A museum berth. You all do. You all fought your wars, and now... you deserve to rest.”
She blinks. “But... but the abyssals-”
“That's why we *need* you,” you say sternly. “And Christ knows, we need you girls, but - did...
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“Shou-” you begin, but she's already turning her face away from you, eyes closed, flush deepening. With her left hand, she pulls down the collar of her loose nightgown, revealing her small, bare shoulder and collarbone. “Shoukaku, what the-”
She takes your captive wrist and presses your hand flat against her collar. Before you can pull away, you feel it - the small spot that throbs with unnatural heat. Yanking your hand away, you see it - it's actually glowing, ever so faintly, soft amber light barely detectable unless you look askance.
“Chrysanthemum,” you whisper softly.
She nods - and swallows nervously. “The Emperor's symbol. It marks me as his servant... his property. Kaga and the rest that fell at Midway... they still had hope of victory, at least. They sacrificed the rest of my sisters as decoys, hoping to get their 'decisive action',” she spits bitterly, “and were humiliated by a handful of tiny gunboats and escort carriers. They were thrown away - for vainglory, for desperate gambles. I don't feel like I held a line, Settle. I was just a tool for the Emperor's glory, and...” she swallows again, squeezing her eyes shut tightly as tears trickle down her cheeks. “And I come back, and only Goto's treated me any different... and you. How am I supposed to believe they won't just... *discard* me, again?”
>>46804480
SETTLE HAS SHIT TASTE IN 2HU'S
The words sink deep into your head, vanishing into dark depths like poison pills dropped down a well. You shudder as the pantomime of the abyssal ships plays out in your head again - the eager, cute little shipgirl, battered, bloodied, still excited, still happy and proud to be useful... and the callous, quick way his hand - *your* hand - slashed out her name, before moving on to the next victim.
[ ] ... maybe they have a point. BB-3 was ripped from her museum berth, raped, gutted, and left for dead. Even America's done that to ships that deserved better. How can...
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>>46795725
This is what I think of you people and your thread.
Anyone willing to help me balance the cost and wording of powers/abilities for my The Fountain Jump?
CONCIOUSNESS TIER
Sense of the now -area awareness
Sense of the then - object and room reading
Sense of the soon - ten second precog
Perfect time - you have a perfect awareness of time
TEMPORAL TIER
Borrowed seconds - every year you gain twelve seconds to spend as you wish. You may store them up. They can be used to give you extra time to do something or to extend a time limited ability
Stolen moments - you may distract someone and make time...
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part 2
SPIRITUAL TIER
The departed speak to the recently dead: as long as a person has been dead no more than a week, you may speak to them as if they were still alive.
Sooth extreme emotions: You have achieved inner calm and can project it as long as you are not currently experiencing any strong emotion yourself. Merely being in someone’s presence is enough, but physical contact, oratory or song, or just allowing them to see you can all boost the effect.
Grant absolution: If you can convince someone to pour out their deepest fears, regrets, or sins to you, you...
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