What would an evil empire whose grand goal is purely to improve the aesthetics of all the lands it conquers be like? And what would its Evil Overlord be?
>>46950340
Immortal Lord Trump of 'Great Terraforming Comglamaration of Unites States of Earth'.
France
A genius bard, an artist of legendary skill and taste whose search for beauty lead him down a dark path, heartlessly destroying anything before him that he deemed ugly or foul.
His legions march with a smile, their colours bright, their armour gleaming, purging imperfection from his world. Cities in his domain are bright and clean, full of smiling people in clean clothes, because not smiling or being grubby is punishable by death.
People labour long hours upon artworks and poems as tithe to him, while fields go unworked and people starve, deemed irrelevant to his...
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Ever played a character that "breaks the 4th wall" ?
Yeah, then he broke the fifth, sixth and seventh walls to escape a labyrinth.
>>46944922
No, and if someone in my group did I'd probably break their spine
>>46944948
>Sensible kek
I once had a character that believed he was being watched by beings from another plane whenever he fought so he always fought with flair: adding flips, twirls and other flashy shit. Sometimes adding quips on kills to look even more awesome.
Does that count?
Who do you hate the most? Why does that race rustle your jimmies?
>mfw someone tries to be a edgy tiefling unironically
Kender or any similarly written chaotic stupid kleptomaniac races.
>>46940434
This.
That and [animal name]-folk.
But Kender are top of the hate heap.
>>46940407
Anything that's just a Japanese animu insert race just for the sake of letting everyone else in the group know that you're really into naruto or whatever the fuck.
I'm fine with Japanese themed races but I'm sick to death of hearing about foxgirls and cat eared daemon-nymphs.
How do werepyres work in your setting, /tg/?
Can they exist? How are they made? What powers have they?
>How do werepyres work in your setting, /tg/?
They don't. The entire concept is brutally stupid.
>>46939868
Insterestingly, in actual folklore the differences between vampires and werewolves is often minimal at best and frequently one has traits of the other or happens/is created from the same things.
In a lot of cases the exact same word is used to describe both.
>>46939868
>How do werepyres work in your setting, /tg/?
They don't.
>Can they exist?
No.
>How are they made?
They aren't.
>What powers have they?
the power to not exist.
By some inexplicable event, you have been hired by Black Library to fix the Space Marine fluff.
What do?
>>46936120
First of all, increase chapter size massive. Around 10,000 marines per chapter, if not more than that.
>>46936120
>"fix"
>implying there's anything wrong with it
>implying hipster faggots can be trusted with GW's best selling and most popular IP
>implying Black Library can fix anything rather than simply ruining everything
Haha.
Up the potential recruitment age from 12 to anywhere between 20 and 30 depending on chapter. Recruitment by big burly men putting their seed into abused little boys is way to close to NAMbLA.
First founding chapters are all 10,000 at full strength.
2nd foundings are at 1,000 but own their own homeworlds. Big exception for Black Templars who see themselves as the true inheritors of the legion.
3rd and beyond are at 1,000 and are either nomadic or just live on worlds without owning them.
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What are some good-aligned uses for a Love Potion?
Improving the happiness of both parties in the initial discomfort of an arranged marriage.
>>46919526
Saving a marriage
>>46919526
Destroying it.
Using it as the catalyst for a divination spell to find the creator, so they can be punished for making it.
Running a supers game soon and as I start to build the world I want to get some player feedback. What questions would you suggest I ask them about the sort of supers game they want to play in?
The biggest question is overall tone, as that will color everything else. Set a sliding scale between "silly" and "gritty."
>>46958285
>>46958408
I couldn't think of a relevant picture edition.
What are some killer quotes you've always wanted to include in your game?
>>46957566
> if this is to end in fire, we shall all burn together
> fear makes companions of us all
> pic relatedthere was a quote with an American WWII commander saying something like "get behind us, cause the Germans and getting through here" or somesuch. I heard it ages ago. Does anyone know what I mean?
>>46957651
> if this is to end in fire, we shall all burn together
that's a fucking dashboard confessional lyric
>>46957566
Je suis monté
My name is Cecile, and I'm sixteen years old. I already thought my life was odd, what with my parents having moved halfway across the country for their new job and leaving me in the care of my older sister... but then my best friend went and had a book shipped to my house that ended up giving me superpowers.
After waking up to a miserable Charlotte and helping her out courtesy of some tea that I may or not have brewed properly, I messed around for a bit and now I'm about to check on my friends to make sure that they're alright.
>Thread...
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>>46955591
LETS DO THIS!
Great, my phone is right there on the nightstand where I left it. After a few seconds of pondering just who it is that I should call up first, I Decide on Theresa. She was with me last night during that whole thing with Faceless and is the most involved in this entire situation as a whole. I hope she's doing alright.
So I just hit her number on my speeddial and wait.
Ring ding dong. Ringa ding ding ding dong.
"Nngh..." Theresa yawns on the other end of the line. "Whozzis?"
"It's Cecile," I reply. "Sorry, did...
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>>46955631
>>ask her if she's heard the news report
and
>ask her what exactly's been bugging her
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>>46942753
>http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/plane-shift-zendikar-2016-04-27
What's...
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>encounter distance is in the playtest but not in the DMG but on the DM screen
reeee
>>46953529
>What's your favorite class feature in the game?
Anyone who doesn't say "Combat Superiority" can get out.
Song of Rest and Panache.
If that UA ever becomes official: Unnerving Flourish.
>>46953491
Wat, no. The average of 4 1d6 rolls is 3.5
Might /tg/ be interested in discussing the Lore in the Dark souls series?
Please feel free to post any LORE QUESTIONS, LORE THEORIES and any other LORE TIDBITS.
>>46952584
Why does reigniting the fire mean a cycle of oppression while snuffing it out means the end of reality and a rebirth into liberty? Wouldn't it be the other way around?
>>46953114
It's actually a rebirth into OH THE HUMANITY and endless suffering forever.
Hooray for DLC that makes things unambiguously grey/black instead of grey/grey!
>>46952584
Dark souls 3 is the Christmas Carol of existentialism
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, welcome to yet another session of Eagle Rising.
I would apologize for the delay in making this thread. I was unsure on whether or not to make it here or on >>>/qst/ As it stands, it doesn't have any archives, so I am going to continue the the quest here.
In this story, we take on the role of Anlec Falconcrest, third son of the noble Falconcrest line of Alterac who leaves home and seeks the life of a knight abroad.
After fighting in the first and second wars, he returns...
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These are the lands of alterac, fairest of all the kingdoms. Your inheritance is the town of Strahnbrad, located at the center of the royal road that passes through alterac and is the lifeblood that sustains your people. The lands to the north are your domain, and encircled on the map. It includes bountiful farmland and groves that are in good demand for building ships.
The closest fortress to you is Falcon's Rest. The ancient halls of your fathers and currently occupied by...
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You wake up, your head on fire from two nights of drinking and one day of fighting, your head hurts like a dwarf is doing a jig on it while a gnome hits it with a hammer. You wake up and see the room is in a strange deeply purple half-light. You wonder what that means. You have no recollection of what you were doing last night.
>shout for your men
>investigate the room
>>46951819
>>investigate the room
Square, hex or gridless?
>>46947219
Hexes seem the most practical unless you're all familiar with wargaming and messing about with measuring distances with rulers.
>>46947219
Hexes look nicer, but I don't particularly care either way.
>>46947219
Pentagons.
What's the most under-represented colour in Warhammer 40k, and how do we fix it?
I can firmly say it's not red.
Fucking everything is red.
>>46946111
Brown?
>>46946111
Pink. Off the top of my head the only faction with any Pink is chaos, and that's only slaanesh and tzeench.
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>>46943880
>Metahuman Relations. >>46943541 → needs an answer.
Yes.
>>46943880
Of course orks/trolls find other orks/trolls attractive. Load up a ork or troll with maximum charisma + tailored pheromones and even a elf is going to be willing to do snu-snu. Hell you don't even need to justify it with a fomorian or oni who are the pretty trogs.
Keep in mind orks look basically like /fit/izen humans who are swole as fuck and have some tusks.
>>46943541
>do
Depends what they like. Elves have a higher chance to turn their nose up at orcs and trolls (and vice versa), but it's pretty normal to like your own metatype.
>could
Yes, easily. That's why they stock all kinds of bunraku.