That guy thread.
>Playing 5e D&D
>Can't remember what class he played but he had the ability to turn invisible
>Every battle he turns invisible and runs away
>Every town we get to we're greeted with "I turn invisible and [Insert shenanigans here]"
>Campaign involves people who may or may not be Norse Gods
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>>47112123
Thinking about it, he shares something in common with every "That guy" I've ever played with.
They think they're funny, but they're not and they try far too hard to make the rest of the group, who are usually legitimately amusing, laugh
>>47112123
Also in the Colosseum
>I want to pick pocket a key off the guards
>You attempt to, but there is no key
>after the battle, you attempt to pick pocket the guards
>There is no key
I get that sometimes it's nice to have outside of the box ways of getting around a problem, but he wasn't getting the message that clearly trying to pick pocket a key isn't one of them.
>>47112972
>>47112123
That's just shitty DMing. Clearly he wants to pick pockets. He thinks it would be fun to pick someone's pocket, get something useful, and help the party. Why don't you want him to have fun? Do you somehow lose something if he gets to play a pickpocket?
My MtG July Ban Wishlist:
Modern: Kitchen Finks is banned. Birthing Pod is unbanned.
Legacy: Chalice of the Void is banned. Jace, the Mind Sculptor is banned. Survival of the Fittest is unbanned.
What do you think should be banned/unbanned?
>Jace banned
lolwut
>>47109098
Jace is the card that pushes the Miracles decks over the top. Banning it weakens the Miracles deck while still keeping the deck alive. Similar to how Cruise/Dig got banned to nerf Delver and Omni-Tell (respectively) decks.
>>47109084
>Survival of the Fittest
Shut up. That card can never come back. Only reason people want it back is because it was the only thing keeping the Oddysey Madness garbage alive.
>Fantasy world has orcs, goblins, kobolds, and other misc creatures that can never be compatible with humanity or "good" races like elves and dwarves
>They're a constant problem
Meanwhile, in our world
>Humans wiped out Neanderthals before even using agriculture
So the question is, how do we justify the fact that these creatures still exist? Do they just spawn from the very earth if their numbers dwindle too much, like the old myth about flies and other lifeforms?
>>47126693
>>Humans wiped out Neanderthals
Actually recent studies suggest that we just fucked them out of existence.
Almost everyone of European decent has some Neanderthal in their blood. Shit the person with most was an asian man with 8.8% shared DNA with Neanderthal.
>>47126814
So are orcs, goblins, and kobolds too ugly to fuck into extinction?
>>47126693
Well in my opinion the Neanderthals are evil.
Your character is an emergent AI born from a Text to Speech program used to make music.
Discuss.
How about an AI installed in a giant robot using Vocaloid as its speaking voice?
This is a thing I actually did, and I am not ashamed of it in the least.
>>47125059
>Your character is an emergent AI born from a Text to Speech program used to make music.
In Eclipse Phase, we call that Tuesday.
So what's the setting?
Any narrative or conflict to speak of?
... If not, there's nothing really to discuss.
Are you ready for the triumphant return of Warhammer Quest?
https://youtu.be/WhtqT2xhmn0
>inb4 aos a shit
Dat black warrior priest...
One of those characters is not like the others...
Hint it's the fucking Stormcast.
>>47121419
Sorry, all I saw in your post was "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
>>47121400
aos shit, definitely not getting it.
So, let me get this straight: a goodish portion of you imagine that DM/GM should be some sort of improv genius?
Sure. You could let murderhobos run around if they're so inclined, but to maintain an organic world with any tension or verisimilitude you'd need to have the BBEG still continue with his plot, routinelly interrupting they players actions with it's developments (i.e. crop rotation doesn't help because the warlock cast some spell of withering)
This sounds nice, but a lot of you shouted 'railroading' while discussing the lich/gay...
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/tg/ is that-guy central.
>>47105006
>Going this route, the DM can do nothing else but know the setting and try to build interesting characters and cities on the spot?
If they're decent GMs, yeah. Story in the OP was fictional, anyway.
>>47105006
>every idea on /tg/ is supplied by one person
Just do whatever you want and what works for your group. If your group wants to be led by the nose, railroad them hard and they will have a good time. If the group is content with making their own adventures, let them frolic in your setting.
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>>47104581
How to stat Aku?
>>47104648
Good question.
He's obviously got shapeshifting powers, but a lot of what he can do seems more on the level of being a plot device more then anything else.
>>47104716
He may as well be cosmic-tier, considering his capabilities.
Rolled 37 (1d100)
Last time some more trade. Finally catastrophe occurred when a reaver showed up who was then bribed to go away with teen love stories. After that expansion was the order of the day. People were recruited and infrastructure was expanded. Some research went down and finally we built our first behemoth. We also discovered some think tanks and a faction who had some tech we would like to have. Sadly the attempt to communicate with said factions hasn't been going well.
Also our CEO pissed off our top engineer and terrible terrible things...
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Rolled 47 (1d100)
>>47103680
Last Thread: archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/46988834/
>Turn 65
>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>E. Build something
>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>H. Your...
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Rolled 50 (1d100)
>>47103707
I vote we put some resources into adding those drugs and meds to the trade rout.
Also random thought/question. Would it be hard to make a stock pile of meat to force a trade? I was thinking one way to get into talk from the valley would be to have some stuff they would want. Then force the zombies and monsters into a Lets Make A Deal to let us past or just talk to the mutants.
Rolled 1 (1d100)
>>47103707
Alright, it's time to put those stockpiled drugs and stuff to good use.
>>>>>H. Your choice
Just as planned, give the CEO the supplies we stocked up last time and then have him start diplomacing the artillery raiders
PREVIOUSLY ON THE FLAKE THREAD:
SHiiiiitPoooostIInnnng. It happened in droves. Color theory got explained. Kos is Kozilek. The Disney adventures of DIOMEDES, Ivander, and Deka continue. Lore was discussed kinda. New flakes are cool flakes (and have been added to the drive). Shenanigans in feels land https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM . Some people want to write with other people.
Writefagging:
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>>47073433
Old thread
>>47041089
What was a man without a cause?
The rising water continued on as it had ceaselessly for thirty days past, and would continue on for thirty days or even more. Long ago had the plains and forests given way to oceans, and now the mountain they climbed was little more than an island peaking from stormy waves. Each day they climbed higher and higher, where the air grew thin and the temperature frigid. Their guide lead the way with his shield held high to shield them from each danger. Wheat on their back froze, and every passing wind threatened to wipe away what little flames...
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Previously you made your way to Kakei's to discuss the assassins/spies following you around. You weren't quite pleased...
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It's getting a little later in the day and the sun has begun to set. What would you like to do now? Speaking to the crew is still an option, as well as seeing Wong about either the job or searching for Neil. Going through proper channels to find the missing bandit leader is pretty much off the table, as you don't currently have much faith in Kakei. Could he really be behind the disappearance, or is something else at work here?
>>47122688
Go see Wong about Neil.
>>47122688
Search for the Neil.
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Its 0612 now. It took half an hour for the squadron to gain permission to land on one of the lighter TSF carriers out in the fleet. And then it took another hour to actually get landed what with the Laserjagd teams needing to be retooled for general strike missions. Now, resupply is dragging...
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>>47120714
“We’re pretty lucky you know,” you suddenly blurt out.
Foss just gives you a look, like you’d just gone off the deep end. “You haven’t gotten pussy since we got shipped off. What sort of fucking luck is that?”
“The luck you get when the guy you ask to wingman for you is the one every chick in the club thinks is the actual pilot because of what he looks like.” You grumble into your next bite of the bland tasting sandwich thing. “Like Maverick got switched up with Slider.”
“Goose....
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Dropped my trip.
>>47120813
Meanwhile, you could see them lifting up a new set of filled VLS cells to swap out for the ones you currently had attached to your Avenger. Harpoons probably, or at least you were hoping. Being on heavy strike duty instead of more cruise missile launches or god forbid anti-submerged BETA patrol was what you really wanted at this point. Fuck traveling underwater for hours. Fuck Davy Jones right in his diseased pale ghostly ass. You are a god damned MARINE, not one of those bubbleheads they...
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>>47120847
[ ] “And Lo, thy Marine with Wings went to the Cook and said thus unto him, HARK, THY SANDWICH TASTETH LIKE SHIT” probably won’t make it into the records
Where would you hide the one ring if you were unable to destroy it?
on my finger
>>47117698
I would go into the woods.
Shit on it, and put a rock on top of that shit pile on the ring.
Now that female space marines are a thing in 40k, could there be a chapter themed around disney princesses?
They'd probably be powerful witchhunters.
>>47116314
>>47116314
Wait, what? They are?
>>47116336
I thought there was mention of them in the last codexes?
I remember people losing their shit over it and people spamming "female space marine" threads for about a month straight.
Building a homebrew African setting and I need character art
I've been wondering whether or not to include gods in the traditional sense at all, most African deities seen to be explicitly recognized as deified mortal ancestor spirits
Please and thank you
I'm also pondering
I tracked down a pair of threads - one recent and one old - you might find useful.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/47020517/#q47020517
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/35931489/#q35931489
>>47109306
Oh boy somebody wants to talk about African mythology. What part of Africa are you using?
Hey, cool. One of my settings is largely Afro-Caribbean, along with Melanesia and Latin America. Southern hemisphere needs more love in fantasy. In popular works there's pretty much just Earthsea.
Good luck, there's a lot less art to work with I had a hell of a time just trying to find good, matching art for just one african-esque, dark skinned character. Took hours, and then the game only lasted about 2 sessions anyway.
>GM or Player
>System(s)
>Time availability
>Text or Voice
>Contact Information
>Additional Information
dead thread
>GM or Player
Player. Goddamn i really want to play. I don't want to be ForeverGM.
>System(s)
D&D 5e and only that. I've been GMing the system ever since the playtest came out and i never could play for more than 1 (ONE) session. I know there's other 5e GMs that don't flake and actually want to GM, i know i'm not alone.
>Time availability
I already have a campaign going on. And my week is full, and by this point i think i can only do Sundays...
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>>47107482
fuck, not only i fucked up the spoiler, but i also meant to say
>I'm already running a campaign
instead of 'i already have a campaign going on'