What would a half kobold half goblin creature look like?
>>47486755
Your mom.
>>47486755
A troglodyte.
>>47486773
I often wonder how Troglodytes became stinky lizard people.
When I think "Troglodyte" I imagine a cave-dwelling relict humanoid like a Morlock.
>party of majority CN
>DM baits us with savin people
>no money in it or anythin
>we move on
>he is pissed rest of session
>>47485861
Why would CN care more about money than people?
Leaving people to die because you won't get paid is an evil act, anon
>no money in it or anythin
Why do I doubt this story?
Yo, I'll be running a quest soondon't know if i'll run it on /tg/ or /qst/, anyway I though it could be fun to roll up the faction that will be the main focus in the quest as you explore the wasteland.
I will use a creation table that a friend of mine sent me in order to create our merry band of wastelanders
First roll: Genetic Make Up (1d100)
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>47485832
This sounds like fun. You better not disappoint us OP
>>47485902
I will do my best to make you happy Anon
Half-Lives. Doomed to short lives, Half-Lives are always in need of breeding stock. Almost half don’t make it past youth, and any that do live absolutely no longer than 40. Riddled with obvious tumours and other disfigurements, they could pass for healthy if they covered up but the coughing is always going to give them away.
Ok, so we are half-lifes. Next roll!
Cultural Meta-Group (1d100)
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>47485919
Who are the meanest and the greenest? That's right, Orks!
>Klan or Freeboota? (d10)
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>47485597
Eh, I'll give it a shot
>>47485630
Freebootas
We space pirates now
>Pick a color ya git! (d100)
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>47485641
Green pls
>As a result of this disaster henceforth all adventurers shall be required by law to wear fully covering protective armor to prevent future corruption and infiltration
>Even non-fighter adventurers such as mages and priests shall abide by this
>Each registered adventurer will have a magical signature that lets them be recognized by officials
>Outfitting will begin right away
In settings that include adventurers as a mainstay, there's no central body to enforce such conduct.
And by their nature, adventurers operate outside the law.
>>47484954
Sure, that armor will make people trust and love you. You may as wear well impaled babies on your pauldrons.
>>47484954
Wait a fucking minute, is this SWTOR?
>Be me
>Have a cousin who is old timey 2nd ed DnD roleplayer
>Hasn't RPed in, like, a million years. Fond memories of it.
> Said cousin marries a foreign guy
>Foreign guy is a complete bro, and loves boardgames and cardgames
> Arkham Horror, Nothing Personal, Pandemic. Has a collection and a game room that is just badass.
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Just run a game what is there to talk about here?
>>47485065
Because the guy has no sweet clue what the heck it is, and it's hard to run a game for someone who doesn't know a thing about roleplaying?
Like, he literally thinks the core rulebook is a story, and once you get through that story, no more game.
>>47485097
>it's hard to run a game for someone who doesn't know a thing about roleplaying?
sounds like you should run Pathfinder
It's nice to see a minor Chapter featured in the Games Workshop store.
>>47484777
It is. Not the minor chapter I myself want, and the fact that they're an Ultramarines successor, but still, I must say they have a lovely color scheme.
>>47484790
Aurora Chapter are pretty cool for an Ultramarines successor, though. Space Marines using armoured warfare is awesome
Aurora Chapter does have a pretty decent color scheme
I'm really like the gold accents as part of that Slaanesh color scheme too.
>Potion bottles with built-in straws grow in popularity
>>47484776
>>Potion bottles with built-in straws grow in popularity
Makes sense.
>>47484776
>Potion bottles with built-in straws
Is this the vaping of the middle ages?
>>47484776
I love this. Thanks, OP.
/tg/ I've just wrapped up a game that took us four months of weekly sessions adding up to about sixteen Fridays of roleplaying. This is pretty long for our group.
It got me wondering: How long is an average campaign for you? How long was/is your longest campaign ever? What length of game do you prefer/have the best results with?
Bonus points if you have a cool synopsis of a memorable example.
>>47484755
3-4 weeks, it's really hard to get people to commit to sessions
Going over a year of nearly daily sessions.
Kinda sad it's wrapping up.
>>47484755
Recent lengths: 1 month, 10 months, 3 months.
Average: Probably 6 months over my whole life.
Longest: 3 years.
>be me
>haven't played MTG in at least 10 years
>tfw gf is really into it
>tells me to download Lackey and play with her
>say OK; it will give us something to do together while she's in RI
>decide to make a legacy mono-green aggro deck just for fun and because it should be easy to whip together
>takes me hours of googling to even figure out what exists...
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>>47484147
>casuals in charge of goddamn anything
>>finally piece together a deck full of very fast critters
Not fast enough if you got outpaced by white weenie. Christ, run mana dorks.
>decide to make a legacy mono-green aggro deck
>loads of card draw
I give up
>>47484482
You don't play casual magic? I mean I can look up whatever the in decks are and put them together as well as anyone else. I just prefer to actually do something fun.
Your own fault if you can't understand why weenies would need card draw.
Which God is Best God, and why is it Nurgle?
>>47483741
>Best God
>Nurgle
Not even close
>>47483741
>Nurgle
The nergal concept had a lot of potential, but Citadel made the original MoN demons resemble one-eyed, one-horned imp children with distended Biafran bellies and cloven hooves, and everything marked "Nurgle" literally went to shit from there. Those models are the reason Plague Marines got pickelhaube with cylon visors and lolswollen feet splitting the toes of their boots open. Then the bellies just kept getting bigger until they split too, and ...
Now...
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>>47485557
>Imagine if those first plague-bearers had been patterned after skeletal victims of WASTING disease instead.
This would a have been really interesting, having marines that were afflicted with other forms of disease. Hell you could even apply this idea to warbands from other chapters (Nurglite Iron Hands Sucessors infected with chaos Necrotising Fascitis, for example), along with the themes of vibrant rebirth that Nurgle has.
Is shoveing people into robot bodies in a 40k campaign a good idea? As in their very souls being ripped out and placed in men of iron.
>>47482956
This is 40k, nothing is ever a good idea.
>>47482956
So, make them Dreadnoughts? It's a terrible idea, no one would ever do such a thing.
>>47482956
Biotransference like the necrons except with souls?
You got one post to explain why you don't have MOTHERFUCKING WAR BULLS in your setting/game.
>Inb4 muh realism.
Nigga we have Dragon Riders, Griffon Riders, and Crocodile Riders* in some if not all settings.
But where's the love for the BULLS?
Imagine the Running of the Bulls, but instead the runners are Gobos, and the Bulls are being ridden by MOTHERFUCKING KNIGHTS.
You got one post /tg/, don't dishonor me.
(Pic related, it's your face when you realize you're missing out on War...
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Relax, it's just an animal.
>>47482798
You're right.
It's an animal of RAGE, and tasty beef.
Imagine pic related if it was an Orc?
Terrifying.
>>47482776
i would use minotaurs, can be bro'ed with if the Dm isnt an ass, i supose
Judgment edition
Previous thread:>>47393094
>Where can I find the rules?
http://www.forum.specialist-arms.com/index.php?topic=5203.0
>What the FUCK? What rules books do I actually need?
http://pastebin.com/6AGsum1s (embed)
(Short version: 2007 edition of the rulebook, 2010 Update, and Armada)
Revised is a set of fan-rules, written almost entirely by a Dark Eldar player. It shows.
>Where can I find physical miniatures to use/proxy with?
http://pastebin.com/jC96JeMV (But we always need more - Feel free to chip in with others you've found in-thread)
Also looking for more non-GW minis suitable for running boarding party games.
>Paper ship Proxies:
https://www.sendspace.com/file/h6zp53
http://imgur.com/a/MhFcj
>Boarding action rules
https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/fw_site/fw_pdfs/Warhammer_40000/Zone_Mortalis_Expansion.pdf
See the physical models link for some appropriate options for Navy troops
>Tactics and strategy resources for tabletop
Marine Tactica underway.
AdMech tactica: http://pastebin.com/YSrAf9f7 (embed)
>BFG:Armada is now live
>Battleflee/tg/othic Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/bfgtg
>Anon is hosting a campaign, for more info go here:
http://tg-gothiccampaign.freeforums.net/
>>47482546
First for Eldar nerf never.
>>47483216
but its literally coming next week
>>47483254
You shut your mouth, filthy mon-keigh.
Bai Ze was a mythical being encountered by the Yellow Emperor of China. The creature taught him about all 11,520 types of supernatural beings from all over the planet and how to overcome their hauntings and attacks. Unfortunately, the book was lost to the sands of time.
What sort of tips would you think were included?
>>47481958
So assuming the book was real, was their really 11520 types of spooky critters?
Or did he just pull that number out of his ass?
I can seriously imagine some fugly old Chinaman telling his scribes to write some funky ass names down like "He-Who-Eats-Toes". Imagine the bullshit amount of time taken to write those fucking names down, let alone categorize it, describe it, and draw a pic.
Fuck Bai Ze probably was the first troll for the chinese, giving fake ass monster names.
Alright your highness, this is an "Imperial Parasite" and two "Manworm" attendants. The latter grow inside the stomachs of men who have gotten away blameless for grievous crimes. I guess your sins really do eat at you from the inside. When Manworms infest a given area, they're usually disguised as humans, and only operate at night so as to make the disguise stronger. In any case, when enough of them build up in a certain area, they will drop a cluster of bulbs from the tree onion into the bottom of a great pit, and then begin to fill that hole up with...
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>>47483232
Or the book was actually stolen by a supernatural creature to keep all that knowledge away from mankind.