You are a newly christened Mind, ready to head out of your home GSV to take part into the latest scuffle in which the Culture chose to show its guns.
What is your name/ship class?
LOU Love Is The Answer
>>47561671
The VFP "Just Round Down To 3.14".
>>47561671
ROU If You Can Read This We're Ramming
Welcome to the flake thread!
Previously:
Avacyn's death is STILL dumb and sad. This glorious fucking post >>47529018. Innistrad is FUCKED. Shenanigans. New domain flake. The Anti-Phyrexian Taskforce (APT) is formed.
Previous thread:>>47526193
I'm going to respectfully ask that we avoid calling anyone who criticizes our flakes Chillbrass. I'm also going to respectfully ask that we avoid criticizing lore-breaking...
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First for NAHIRI DID NOTHING WRONG
>>47548572
>Avacyn's death is STILL dumb and sad.
I have a feeling you'll be posting that at the start of threads for a long time given the people we have present here.
I think I'll work on the new snowsheet tomorrow or something. I feel like watching Tremors tonight.
>What is Exalted?
An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.
Start here: http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/
>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?
Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial: https://web.archive.org/web/20160314105757/http://jyenicolson.net/exalted/. It'll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.
>Gosh that was fun. There were a lot of...
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what percentage of dragonblood is required to exalt?
how are mixed heritages resolved?(how does it decide which element they are)
Where do you find your character art /tg/?
Have you ever commissioned artwork for your ongoing Exalted games?
Have you done your own art for your games?
So how good is Godbound anyway?
Mind Hacks Edition
OFFICIAL BOOKS
>Eclipse Phase PDFs
http://robboyle.wordpress.com/eclipse-phase-pdfs
>Zone Stalkers
http://www.mediafire.com/view/d0hpgo776xpx50p/Eclipse_Phase_Zone_Stalkers.pdf
>Morph Recognition Guide
http://www.mediafire.com/download/j4bjbba89kw8v0y/Eclipse_Phase_Morph_Recognition_Guide_%286098716%29.pdf
>Million Year Echo
http://www.mediafire.com/view/f53f1c5yq777tpk/Million_Year_Echo.pdf
>Firewall...
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what is the best way to fill an opponent's mind with fuck?
>>47543675
Capture his ego, put him in a x60 simulation of an endless drug fueled rape-orgy, leave him in there for three objective months, pull him out now that he's experienced nearly 14 subjective years of rape orgy. Then put him in an anatomically correct cyberhound and enter him into Grand Mega Murderfuck LCVII. Make mad bank.
>>47543675
>>47543733
In the short term, scorchers, or AR illusion scorchers (less powerful, but work on bio brains)
For all your questions on Dark Heresy (1st and 2nd Editions), Rogue Trader, Deathwatch, Black Crusade, and Only War.
Not the wargame. Not Chapter Master. Or Space Hulk.
Book Repositories (If you're planning to download any Rogue Trader materials, read the .txt file in the RT directory)
https://mega.nz/#F!Pl0UgbJa!vDtTXMKnvZ26fUbuw4X9tg
Shield of Humanity PDF
https://mega.nz/#!xlRWBaiI!MmOEkMse0wHVsyLDGbZJVGUXgVEuB9lWSyVl6ZhvgGM
40K RPG tools, a site that contains stats or references for almost all weapons, armor and NPCs/adversaries. Not updated...
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I just had the best idea for a game of Dark Heresy.
An Ordo Hereticus game based upon the Three Musketeers.
So my friends and I have finally decided to run a game of Dark Heresy v2, and I'm going to be building a forgeworld tech priest sage, any tips for what traits/upgrades/skills to buy?
Playing in Rogue Trader as an Astropath, want to see if this idea holds water. Mind Probe allows one to root around in people's head space, and has a clause to do so without the target knowing of it, at penalty. My plan is to disguise myself as an Administratum drone that records transcriptions of the Rogue Traders meetings, and root around in their head and pipe intel to the Rogue Trader via Mind Link, or hold onto it with Total Recall. I can cast Fettered at PR minus 1 due to having Telepathy Mastery already since this considers I am sustaining Mind Link, and I'll...
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Let's play Everyone is John.
Rules are here if you don't know how to play:
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Everyone_Is_John
I'll start when there's 4 players.
Oh and put your obsession in spoilers.
>>47577482
ok I'm in
Sage is the name andkicking any living thing that is below my waist in heightis my game
Pantsing authority figures
skills:sneaking and faking interest in conversations
Free power fist is waacfaggotry edition
>Rules databases
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V7.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
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>>47575138
Let's start the general with some bingo.
New bases are nice.
>>47575138
>autistic johnny memer is mad some kid called him out on his meme.
Well done.
Everyone is John oneshot running. https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Everyone_Is_John
Choose a name, Obsession and two specialties (can be anything as long as they're not too unspecific). Put your Obsession in spoilers, and don't look at other players Obsession.
Game will start if I get three players.
Spoiler:John dies at the end
>>47574002
John comes too with a start.
He is behind a bar, dressed as a bartender. A bored student wearing headphones is in front of you, asking for a pint. The conversation from around the bar mingles together into a low buzz, giving John a headache. Three rowdy young men are standing around a pool table. The dartboard in the corner is unattended.
John doesn't remember how he got here.
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>a magical contagion resistant to all common spells is turning people everywhere into goblins
>>47569641
good thing I am a drow and therefore not a real person
>spell only works on people
>checkmate atheists
>>47569641
Wherever I go I must also kill the people.
>>47569641
>you find that the town has fallen victim to a curious magical disease that-
>>Cool, at this level I can cast Cure Disease 5 times a day. With some decent quarantine protocols and some luck, I should be able to completely cure those affected within a two weeks. Shouldn't take longer than that to find a mundane cure anyway.
>Uh... Cure Disease doesn't work.
>>Why? This is obviously...
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Tau get even more suits edition
>Rules databases
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V7.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
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>>47569121
Bitch please, they invaded Agrellan as if the tau defended weren't there, tau are no good holding their ground, they relay on Deus ex machina.
I'm getting fucking tired of magnetizing shit after completely magnetizing 4 Leman Russes last week but I still have 2 chimeras. Is there any point in switching their weapons or can I safely just glue a multilaser and a heavy flamer on them and be equipped to handle anything I face?
>>47569184
They are chimeras, you never expect them to survive a breeze, vainilla chimera is fine, it's always fine don't spend more points on them.
>my goblims are bat-like :)
>my elfs have brow skin and are huge sloots :D
>my trolls are humanoid and are south american themed :DD
>my dwarfs have 3 eyes and also have wings :DDD
>mine is a black and red alicorn stronger than celestia and luna combined :DDDD
Normies gotta stop appropriating names like that, instead of stealing they should create original names for their original characters
>>47567482
Other than the last two, that actually sounds fun. Are you a faggot of some kind?
>>47567482
>warcraft trolls
>bad
>>47567482
Who got you into tabletop in the first place?
>>47566420
Saw the stall for the RPG Society at my Uni's orientation week. Went and took a look, joined up because $2 and why not. Was really apprehensive until I met a guy called Bennett.
Fucking awesome guy, got me to stick around, first campaign was ICONs, so I never got stuck in the D&D rut.
Now I'm the President of the society.
Here's to you Bennett, you glorious American bastard.
>>47566420
Would you believe me if I said I went to D&D summer-camp?
>>47566527
Storytime?
What edition of dungeons and dragons is better for what?
3.5e for meme DnD with rules for everything
4e for playing IronMan in Middle-Earth
5e for playing a bunch of polyglots obsessed by their past
>>47562324
why meme dnd? is there a normal dnd?
>>47563345
AD&D2
>A famous dagger found in the wrapping of Egyptian King Tutankhamun's mummy was made with iron from a meteorite, a study confirms.
At least a +2
>>47562034
STR +2 Aggravating damage (True Faith).
>>>/his/
An Imperial fleet is spotted in orbit. Earth is informed it is in fact a lost colony seeded thousands of years ago and Compliance is demanded.
What would you, personally, do?
>>47558990
Ask them why their tabks have such thin armor.
>>47558990
>Earth is informed it is in fact a lost colony seeded thousands of years ago
I don't even play 40k because it's dumb, but even I know that implies a giant fucking leap from the actual setting.
>>47558990
Freak out. Earth knows too much and we've got actively heretical knowledge virtually all over the place, including some apparent extrasensory ability to understand the flow of the universe's conflicts. We're either put to Exerminatus immediately or harvested for our abilities.