How can anyone win against elves? They live for centuries so soldiers have a fuckton of experience.
Presumably there are diminishing returns on experience past a certain point.
>>47807318
Living for centuries also makes you arrogant and cocky.
>>47807318
Elvish forms are naturally frail. This means that they don't have enough testosterone, which accounts for their significantly reduced muscle mass. This also means that no matter how old they get, unless they develop hormone therapy, elves will always look and be like they skipped leg day.
So teach your soldiers to squat. Teach them to bench press. Teach them to grow as men do, and overpower the elves at every turn.
>The dungeon has triangular doors
What abominable horrors does this portend?
>>47806839
hipsters
>>47806839
Triangular-torsoed Mr Universe types who chopped off their legs and walk on their hands.
What kind of encounters should i include in a fantasy desert? Sandworms are a given of course, but what else?
Camel people... that follow a convoluted religion that normally ends with a beheading or a stoning.
>>47802355
Mirages - then you can go nuts, put what ever you want in.
>>47802355
Bugs. So many bugs. Giant scorpions. Giant antlions. Scarab swarms. Giant trapdoor spiders. Giant bloodflies. Giant tarantulas. Giant wheel spiders. Giant maggots. So many fucking bugs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PuP7IkpRLU
Good morning, children. This is Proxy Command acting under the UF directive 42-A of the Compulsory education act. Upon the 15th Spring of your birth you have begun your education to serve your nation here in the Helena River Camp.
This installation is one of many, protected under United Federations law and is a regulated Proxy Warzone. If you wish to serve your 30 days of junior compulsory service to your state, then you need not state your name and educate yourself on the pitch battle to take place ; however for those...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZVxHAImp-s
What you will need to get started.
A Trip secured name, formatted much like this:
Prodigy Gunner Aaron Keys #password123
Choosing a Meta: When a meta is picked, your base stats will be determined, and will establish this character for the rest of the game.
Choosing a class: This is a less difficult decision since classes can be picked and changed per battle and sometimes changed mid battle. A player picking a certain class will learn 2 of it's class skills upon creation and learns 1 after each...
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Rolled 5 + 1 (1d5 + 1)
>>47801621
Rollin to see what meta and class
Gather around children , I will be your human analogue for this engagement.
The Ral Gran armor division has been kind enough to grant us the use of two of their models. However one must note that the use of armor takes up 2 logistic slots in air travel and may possibly require to be crewed by more than one persons in a craft.
To preface, Old Rex a 1st generation Bitank requires 2 people for optimal use but a standalone augment is placed in its system to allow for manual singleman piloting.
And standing at a meer 1.8 metres is the Raptor; a lighter faster...
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Good morning boys and girls! Welcome back to Ask A Judge.
>>47801212
why do you always post italian card
I asked this yesterday but never checked on an answer
If an opponent taps a land for mana and I destroy that land at instant speed in response does the spell he cast fizzle or does it just never cast?
>>47801541
So, back when I started doing this shortly after I made L1, I would search on Gatherer for cards with "Judge" or "Magic" in the name, and use those. I quickly ran out of them, and decided to just use the most recent one as a standard thread image- the way the Quest and General threads did, so that people would see THAT specific card and know "Oh hey, an AAJ thread is up". It just so happens that Scherzo Magico (the Italian name for Spell Snip) was the card that got that honor.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Ours is the Fury edition
A thread for discussing any and all traditional gaming in the setting of George R. R. Martin's 'A Song of Ice and Fire' novels.
Possible topics of discussion include Green Ronin's licensed rpg, the card and board games by Fantasy Flight Games, general aSoIaF lore and theories, artwork, and the novels themselves, HBO's adaptation 'Game of Thrones' and the computer rpg, as well as the Telltale series.
A Song of Ice and Fire Roleplaying
>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/6sar1o14399xv/SIFRP
The...
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>>47796375
hello?
Azor Jon
>>47796441
Jesus fucking christ.
Out of here.
How do I wrap my head around how big a space marine is compared to a normal human?
Being 5' tall, I am always struck by how the authors describe a SM as a lumbering hulk that a normal human finds monstrous.
That doesn't seem to be captured in the miniatures though. But I've seen some art (that eldar pict) that catputred the violence and absurd size of these super humans.
How do I capture this in my games? Also pictures of ridiculous sized future humans would be cool.
>>47796185
>Being 5' tall
What a manlet. I think your problem is just that you're a manlet. Have you considered not being a manlet?
>>47796185
40k human models are larger than they're supposed to be.
>>47796185
It's hard to picture something being huge when you only get height. I'm 5'8 and when I think of a person who is 6'6 that doesn't seem impressive, but when I actually see them in the flesh they seem massive. In your mind you think of height as a straight line without taking girth into consideration.
>>47796214
Got back to / fit /
>Question of the day:
With Fear the Masses here or fast approaching, what's the crazy deck you're itching to try?
>What is Android: Netrunner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAslVfZ9p-Y
>Android Netrunner Official FFG News & Spoilers:
https://www.fantasyflightgames.com/en/news/tag/android-netrunner-the-card-game/
http://boardgamegeek.com/blogpost/24049/netrunner-spoilers
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First for Kit being best runner.
>>47795460
Pffffffff... lies and slander!
Let me ask you, does Kit have a novella dedicated to her? I don't think so.
And to answer my own question of the day: Aghora deck!
Also, between Fear The Masses (the card), Bhagat and some already published cards (Medium/DemoRun for R&D pressure, Spoilers...) there's something of a cool, relatively mobile milling Anarch deck I really want to try.
NETRUNNER IS DEAD!
The heavens wait for it's corpses seed L5Rs return!
Does your girlfriend(or wife if you're old) support your tabletop habits?
>>47795301
Yes.
Wife plays mtg and ttrpgs...she's That Guy though...
>>47795301
>implying I have a gf
>>47795301
I've never asked her.
Not that it'd matter, really. My actions wouldn't change based on her response, I'd still play muh dands.
>have suicidally depressed player
>we're his only contact
>fudge my rolls so he never gets close to dying
>fudge one of my rolls "ha ha, oh, a ten, darn"
>that's still a hit
>fuck
>he has 3 hp left
>roll max damage
>say that's only 4 damage
>he...
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>>47793475
What's he rerolling as?
>>47793499
Minotaur Warlock
>>47793475
I give it ten points and a parrotmark.
What is Exalted?
An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.
Start here: http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/
>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?
Read the 3e core book (link below). For the basics of combat, read this tutorial. It'll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.
https://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?769761-Exalted-3E-Combat-301.
>Gosh that was fun. There were a lot of lesbians though. How do I find a group?
Roll20...
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>>47790245
Has anyone written up spells for 3e?
Can somebody explain how lunar castless and chimeras work? I get the sense theres more to this than being wyld tainted
is it part of the curse?
>>47790778
Sort of. It's permanent Limit, which is essential to how the Great Curse works.
>Previous Thread: >>47748416
>Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/7sSgGVPH
http://www.mediafire.com/download/n7htcqyqk0y0acy/%5BWtF%5DThe_Pack.PDF
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>Question
Have you ever LARPed before?
>>47776422
Latest news is outdated.
http://theonyxpath.com/a-bucket-of-beckett-monday-meeting-notes/
I have larped, my group does weekend sessions in the woods and fields about 30 minutes out of town.
I play a Paladin, and I have by far the toughest job, since I wear full plate and carry a shield and a longsword. Organizers go easy on me thankfully, and for trudging around in about 150 lbs of gear, I do get amazing defense bonuses. I've talked new players down from full plate into some chainmail (40 lbs) or better, a brigandine (20 lbs) since the last guy who went full tank actually passed out while hiking.
On the plus side, I'm in great shape from where...
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>>47776910
Ignoring the slut shaming and lack of relation to WoD, that's some seriously bad math with pointlessly inflated numbers. By that logic, as long as they've had sex more than two hundred times (or his dick is longer than 5.5 inches), he's given her more mileage. You can't count the same dick repeatedly (in and out, 100 times, three sessions each). It's not 10.42 miles of cock. It's less than 92 feet.
Anyway, reposting this from the last thread
>Ideas for houserules
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Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/47728685/
Char sheet: http://pastebin.com/03izEFh5
other char sheet: http://pastebin.com/1T8kaEjr
My doppleganger screams, not out of fear or even pain, no I'm pretty sure jack is screaming with laughter, despite the fire burning under his feet as he runs over the sound, being chased by Desmond, who snaps his fingers at him like he's throwing a whip out at him.
Minori tries to grab him, her arms stretched out to gross and inhuman proportions as she just grins with dripping teeth. Gun shots...
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>>47807598
What do I say
[] I need my gun back 1d20+speed
[] Lets actually get to fighting her, instead of sitting her, jabbering about her ability 1d100
[] LETS GO, Y'ALL 3d100
[] HEY, AIM FOR DESMOND 2d100
[] SERRI 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] Forge a lariat out of fear, and try to catch one of them in it 1d100
[]Forge a shield and charge Desmond with it 1d100
[] forge chains around my arms and try to use them like Baldrick 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO LOCK SHOT 1d100
[] DEVIL'S...
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Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>47807606
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO LOCK SHOT 1d100
Rolled 15, 76, 91 = 182 (3d100)
>>47807606
>[] LETS GO, Y'ALL 3d100
>[] HEY, AIM FOR DESMOND 2d100
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
Hear ye, hear ye. I hereby call to order this meeting of the most illustrious Mages Guild! Now, the day is here. Yes, THAT day. The day we... decide who the Employee of the Month is! Now, I for one think it's ridiculous, because I'm not an optional candidate which is horse cockery! Also, all the prizes are pretty lame. Except that really cool personal portal. So feel free to bicker and squabble over the title for "who deserves the cool personal portal" like the idiots you are. And since I'm not allowed to participate, I'm going to fuck off, get...
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Question. Is anyone allowed to be nominated employee of the month?
>>47804636
Don't know. Don't care.
>Sips Coffee
Well, employee of the month should obviously be me. It's not even a questions really.
>>47804636
>Shrug
>Be a fighter trained in the art of combat since the age of 12
>25 years old with a good name for myself as a sword for hire
>Get paired up with a couple of magic users for a missions
>A druid that mainly stays in the form of a stinking wolf
>A wizard with no understanding of the concept of right and wrong. Save the orphanage one minute, nuke the school yard the next kind of guy
>They keep...
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>Male human fighter
>>47802007
Yeah, I always play male human (base class).
I prefer martials and lean toward fighters and paladins. I really like going full on Solomon Kane type paladin.
>male human fighter