"Tired of alignment arguments?"
>Shows a bunch of people arguing at a table
"Sick of flat probability curves?"
>Shows a dice rolling a 2
"Tired of the wizard outperforming your fighter in ever regard?"
>Shows a guy pointing to a spell in the players handbook while another person rolls their eyes
"Then do we have a solution for you!"
"Introducing 'Not Playing D&D'! 'Not Playing D&D' is a simple an effective strategy to break the monotony of your day to day roleplaying schedule. Simply buy a book or PDF that doesn't say Dungeons and Dragons or Pathfinder on it and follow the rules inside!"
"'Not Playing D&D' can be fun for the whole table! You could play Shadowrun, FATE, Burning Wheel, Apocalypse World, Phoenix Command, REIGN, Dinosaurs IN SPAAAACE and many many more!"
>"I played D&D for over 3 years now. I tried not playing D&D and I found my martial artists mobility options could actually interact with his attack options!"
>"I DM'd for most of my gaming life and after not DMing D&D I found I didn't have to fudge numbers on monsters half the time just so the non-caster characters could hit monsters!"
>"I'm a long time wizard fan and after not playing D&D, I don't have to jump through a bunch of pointless hoops now because other character concepts are designed to keep up with me!"
"'Not playing D&D' can result in funner, fuller gaming experiences and is reccomended by game developers around the world."
"We do not reccoment 'Not Playing D&D' if you have a chronic case of stick up your ass, grognard pidgeon syndrome or an unhealthy obsession with your fleshlight in the shape of a d20. 'Not Playing D&D' is not for everyone. Consult with your group if you would like to 'Not play D&D' today!"
>>47911636
>grognard pidgeon syndrome
the probability curve or lack thereof doesn't mean anything when there are only two outcomes, anon
>>47911798It's complicated to explain but basically: Pidgeons in a skinner box test become superstitious and get agitated when the randomized variables of their food being handed out become more consistent because they're being explained that their prior understanding was bullshit. Grognards similarly make up shit about the game they play and that becomes "the game" to them and when explained how that's bullshit they get angry and defensive.
>Thalia
First Strike
Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents play enter the battlefield tapped.
>Clone
Whenever ~ attacks you may exile another target non-token creature. If you do, ~ becomes a copy of that creature until the end of the turn. Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beggining of the next end step.
Well.
At least we know two Innistrad waifus are alive now.
>thalia is back
Yuss!
>>47923177
that thalia actually looks like a really good card
Have you ever played a character with views and beliefs radically different than your own?
How did it work out, and how did you feel coming away from the experience?
>>47922963
>Have you ever played a character with views and beliefs radically different than your own?
Stupid bait picture aside, I'd be seriously concerned if I was gaming with any experienced player who hadn't. It's almost the whole point.
>>47923008
>Stupid bait picture aside
How is it stupid bait? It's implicatory that you might roleplay as something like a Klansman even if you don't believe in that sort of thing.
>>47923104
You're implying that not every white man is a racist and a misogynist to boot.
And that's wrong you little shit.
>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove v3:
https://mega.nz/#F!BUdBDABK!K8WbWPKh6Qi1vZSm4OI2PQ
>Pastebin with homebrew list, resources and so on:
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck
>June 2016 Survey
http://dnd.wizards.com/articles/features/june-2016-dd-survey
Old thread:>>47904829
Not including homebrew, what is your favorite setting?
>>47921631
>Not including homebrew, what is your favorite setting?Points of Light.
>>47921631
Eberron always been my fav for going past the medieval stasis Tolkien D&D style. Honestly its "Anything but Forgotten Realms" though
>>47921631
Spelljammer. Always Spelljammer.
How do you play an evil character at the table without ruining everyone else's fun with an "I kill everyone" deus ex machina?
>>47916379
1. Evil doesn't mean "kill everyone"
2. You can have goals that align with others
3. Adults learn how to not be edgelords and participate in the fun.
>>47916379
Play the type of evil that can plan long-term and subtly use the actions of allies to accomplish its own goals.
Incorporate the group into your evil schemes. They don't have to know you're overtly evil.
>>47916379
FInd a reason why your character travels with and doesn't kill the other players (needs their protection, they have the same goals, ect.)
Also remember that evil doesn't always mean cruel or hell, even mean. Your just out for yourself.
>Enchanted Didgeridoo
What does it doo?
>>47914022
something magic
>>47914022
Didgers, obviously.
>>47914022
Anyone who listens is hypnotized by the droning?
How would one make a super natural campaign during Vietnam?
>Take players
>Put then in Vietnam
>Suddenly supernatural shit starts going down
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>>47901835
>inb4 there was no supernatural shit going on
>It was all in the player's heads
If I recall correctly, there was a D&D module that had a section that was focused around the PCs being teleported straight into the middle of the Vietnam war by a soldier with super PTSD. If someone has that bit you could probably crib from it wholesale.
List of monsters /tg/ has ruined due to creepy fetish bullshit.
>Goblins
>Kobolds
>Orcs
>Dragons
>Mimics
>Slimes
>Demons of any variety
>Giants
>Thri-kreen
>Beast-folk
>Elves
Am I missing any you fucking degenerates?
>>47897566
The entirety of any published entity of any RPG.
>>47897566
I mean, yeah the fetish jokes are obnoxious bullshit but come on, OP. None of my gamer friends have even jokingly expressed interest in fucking goblins or Thri-keen and I doubt any of yours have either.
Flumphs and flail snails. I haven't seen /tg/ sexualize those yet.
Would dwarves really be good fighters? Wouldn't they suffer from a pretty important height and reach disadvantage when fighting anything but other dwarves?
Where does the "dwarves are great fighters" stereotype come from?
They are often described as sturdy, hardy and brave, which are nice things to have as a fighter.
But you are right about the height thing. Reach is an important part of fighting to the point that's almost unfair to smaller people. But you could say that dwarfen fighters are almost all the time heavily armored. Long pointy sticks don't mean much if they can't penetrate their carapace.
>>47892315
It's quite simple, actually. Dwarves are all cowardly pacifists. Every single one of them. This has irked the God of War who, as a practical joke, has repeatedly incarnated as a dwarf (and, due to time shenanigans, he is almost always incarnated as many dwarves at the same time). He then proceeds to adventure abroad, being a general mockery of the dwarven race and spreading misinformation about a Norse-ish religion where warriors rule and all the cowards can go to Hel.
Repeat over hundreds of generations,...
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If they can succeed despite the height / reach disadvantage, doesn't that mean they're great at it?
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Stunty Leeg handbook:
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/tg/ FUMBBL group:
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Sonichu vs. Skinks when
>>47836750
maybe sunday, no idea yet
>>47834616
re-asking in new bread.
someone told me they magnetize different uniform armour pieces for skills
I never save the links so someone else is going to have to post them.
>What is your preferred amount of players for a typical game night, why?
>Where do you normally find yourself gaming these days?
>What's the most aesthetically pleasing board game you've ever seen?
>Are you a fan of dexterity based games? Why or why not? Which is your favorite?
>Any kickstarter in particular you're looking forward to...
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>>47827697
Thank god, I was about to have to make one.
Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/PkAVzU3T
/tg/ discord channel because apparently that's a thing for some godawful reason:
https://discord.gg/0pEgcQvEfLtih8dV
>>47827697
>What is your preferred amount of players for a typical game night, why?
Game night: 3-4, most games tend to be best balanced at those counts; full day of gaming: 4-8, it lets people sit out some games and chat/drink/play a filler and keeps burnout from setting in over the course of 6-8hrs.
>>Where do you normally find yourself gaming these days?
My home, or a family member's; the LGS are either toxic or just uncomfortable to hang around
>>What's the most aesthetically pleasing board game you've ever seen?
12 Realms maybe, the entire production was great, shame the base game had such big problems
>>Are you a fan of dexterity based games? Why or why not? Which is your favorite?
Hell yes, they work for my 2yr old niece and my idiot drunk friends at the same time. Toss up between Rampage and Coconuts, both are just good silly fun.
>Any kickstarter in particular you're looking forward to arriving?
Don't back kickstarters, but I'm kinda geeked to see how Santorini turns out when it's released this fall.
>If a game you own contains miniatures, do you paint them?
Only if the game has good minis, my copy of Field Command will forever be lame blue/red army men.
>There's a game out there that's popular, and you'd rather eat a bullet than play it. What game is that?
Coup
>/bgg/ related horror stories?
Besides my sister in law saying she got this great new game and making me sit down to play 5 rounds of Exploding Kittens? The Big Game in 2013 was kinda shit, especially watching the Mayfair people try to split up a mom and her 5-6yr old kid so no one could cheat.
>>47827697
>>Are you a fan of dexterity based games? Why or why not? Which is your favorite?
Some.
I'm not a fan of "flicking" games at all - shit's boring.
Balancing games tend to be more interesting and strategic. Polarity is fucking amazing, and I'd love to try Hamsterrolle.
Pathfinder General /pfg/
Which 3PP will Gareth bring along as his next guest?
Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/hdPm41ad
Previous thread: >>47919529
>>47928211
Requesting either Amber Scott or Crystal Frasier. We need to know the answer to the real question:knot or flare?
>>47928243
just stop anon, you'll make us look bad
>>47928243
Fucking seriously, can we have one thread without furry shit.
It's just been announced on the News that half the planet is in the grip of a chaos cult.
Which Chaos God and it's followers would terrify you the most?
>>47923117
Tzeentch
I think nurgle. Just because of the smell and getting some fucked up form of air borne Ultrasupermega-A.I.D.S.
When I think of Slaanesh it makes me think of films like Event Horizon or Crossed (garth ennis only issues).
Being sexually abused/tortured to death sounds fucking horrible.
How would you go about building a religion that worships fire, as in fire in general, and it not be evil?
Cooking things is an of worship and being warm and comfy the rewards of the faithful.
>>47921914
Make Pelor a god of flames as well as the sun.
Done.
>resources
pastebin.com/gBN0SUrK
It is apocalypse edition
>The Crypt Flayers and Brutes are actually not Battleline units, unless the whole force has the Flesh-eater Courts and Ironjawz keywords...
So, what do you think? Core tax for cross faction force.
Old thread
>>47869905
first for kroak
Second for this thing.
>>47908380
Start Collecting! Demigryph Knights when? I want to put together a Brotherhood of Knights