Tell me about that time you played with megafauna in a game, /tg/. Did your druid have a field day?
>Dinosaurs a shit
Dumping mammalian megafauna for interest.
>>44096377
My setting has indricotheriums as beasts of burden, used much like tamed elephants are.
Jesus fuck
How did I not notice this before
I don't even play 40k, but it's spelled "Gellar".
>>44096176
Banachek reference when?
>>44096176
what is the "real thing" the text is referring to?
ITT: best time you've had playing D&D?
>be me
>playing 3.5 with best bro
>I play half-Orc barbarian named G'wreg w/ nat 18 strength, and nat 8 int. (not certain about charisma, but it was 11-13.)
>bro plays middle aged female wizard named Debonara (Deb for short.) w/nat 15 int an nat 18 charisma.
>group's pretty chill, occasional weird characters are welcome.
Side note: we started at...
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Games stories are like dreams. They're not really interesting, except to the people who experienced them first hand.
I actually laughed out loud at this
>>44095859
kek
Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition General Discussion
>All official WotC content here (now including the SCAG)
https://mega.nz#F!UVkTnT5b!FJ34UZ98BMY2mEtexenS7g
>Tools for 5e, other stuff, miscellaneous homebrews
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck
>Sword Coast Adventurer's Guide Map:
https://mega.nz/#!CowGWLKT!yiwaLeoLWcsV4d8uY5DmqsmPxTw3ZIdpz8xAzaYkQ5II
>December's Unearthed Arcana:
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Anyone here playing with a changeling? Do they work with rules from UA or did you add something on top?
>>44095856
/5eg/ in the title. Thankyou based anon.
I predict the survey tomorrow will be about the SCAG.
Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/43969910/
Char sheets: Layla http://pastebin.com/AZhZH83v Maria http://pastebin.com/Pz8RjLpu
Eli http://pastebin.com/MTKD1usQ Marla http://pastebin.com/xxAh2vEH
"So Mrs Miller" The headmaster says smiling as he leans back into his green velvet chair, his arms folded and his hands clasped together as his beard lays across his chest "I'd offer you some whiskey, but I think you have a different tastes in drinks than myself and"
"Is there a reason you dragged me in here?"...
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>>44095840
"We now know were the lord's Dagger's are hiding" He says with a self satisifed smile as he swirls his glass around before bringing it to his lips, I try to say something but he holds up a finger, and a minute later says "No, I'm not sending you to deal with them, or murder them or what have you"
What do I say?
[] Oh like you can fucking stop me
[]....Thanks for wasting my time.
[] Well I'm going back to Maria now
[] Oooooh if only you owed me a favor for...
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>>44095912
[] So you're sending Mr fraust then...good choice
[] Well I'm going back to Maria now
>>44095912
>[] So you're sending Mr fraust then...good choice
>[] Well I'm going back to Maria now
How and what from would medieval melee be made of in modern times if military never dropped them ? Reason doesn't matter, perhaps we developed lightweight body armour that can actually stop high calibre bullets even at short range, we started to attach teleknitcs to units to stop projectiles, whatever.
I imagine it would include a lot of plastics and other lightweight materials. I'm guessing swords would probably be made from different stuff than modern knives (the material's weight, flexibility, durability might not translate if just up-scaled) ? Perhaps...
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Say hello to "The Irons".
A Halligan Bar (or "hooligan bar" if you're feeling like a cheeky cunt), and a flathead axe, mated together for ease of carrying.
19 pounds total weight.
The Halligan consists of a pick, an adze, and a prybar. The axe is an axe.
Imagine groups of men in heavy armor charging at each other. Each man attempts to wrestle an enemy to the ground so that an "Irons Man" can break them open like a crab with his tools.
>>44095854
>>44095823
I'm not sure if they're optimized for fighting and what it would take to make them.
Is there any game taking place after nuclear war or similary devastating event that's not about being basdass wasteland warrior killing mutants and fucking hot raider sluts, but about surving and possibly rebuilding?
Why would you want to play a game about sitting in a bunker, eating canned food, and slowly dying of radiation poisoning?
>>44095409
Game on steam called "This War of Mine". It takes place in some third world country where not everything was shit, but then when to shit after people rebelled. Slightly frustrating at times, but it was fun for a while. Also you get your shit kicked in when you try to fuck with someone with a gun.
>>44095467
>I mentioned rebuilding
Isn't SimCity or Anno (some number) popular and beloved game franchise?
Are there differences between Chaos Warrior from Kurgan and Norsca?
>>44095379
Kurgan have mutant horses.
Norscans havemutant?boats.
>>44095379
Weapon Choices
God Preference
Tactics
>>44095379
>Kurgan
>tfw I got relatives there
Its always funny then they use a name of a real place
Welcome to The Lost Island Quest. Last thread our hero, Alan Rodain, had the would-be assassins interrogated and discovered that a rival healer by the name of Harnost had orchestrated the attempt on Calloway's life. Alan and his companions talked their way into meeting Harnost before killing him and subduing his guards. Alan learned that Harnost's lover, Deliria, may hold a grudge and try to get revenge on him and his friends. Another complication in the aftermath of killing Harnost was Dolah's stark disapproval of taking the law into his own hands, a plan she...
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You walk up the marble staircase towards the door to the Circle of Mages. The door is rather mundane, with common iron fittings and what looks to be a regular lock. In front of the door, off to the side on the landing is a small, bookish looking man with thick reading glasses sitting in a kiosk. He wears a long black robe and is hunched over, poring over a thick tome. He mouths the words silently to himself, guiding his finger across the words as he reads. He only notices the three of you when you're standing right in front of him. He looks up and after recognizing Quissonce...
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>>44095345
>I got no clue buddy
i just got some weird shit i can do
>>44095345
>I got no clue buddy
>Because I can apparently pick up almost any skill, and magic appears to be included
>Tell me your middle name
But I don't have a middle name
Is this game poorly developed for not foresawing this? Not everybody have a middle name
Also have you ever played Nightmare?
>>44095168
I have two middle names.
What do you say to that?
What kind of monster wasn't given a middle name?
>>44095263
Why did you steal OP's middle name?
Would you consider Western Europe in the 500s/600s/700s a post-apocalyptic setting?
>>44094818
No.
>>44094818
Europe isn't the entire world. Shocking, I know but true.
I'd call it an early medieval setting.
For the rest of the winter, you are consumed by the thought of having your own pack of wolves. There's so many advantages, not least of which being their capacity for hunting. Wolves can track their prey for miles, keep watch while you sleep, even provide warmth and companionship, if not an extra set of hands. In a pinch, they might even be able to pull a travois for you.
Of course, there are risks too... They might never see a human as their alpha, or if they do, they might attack others. You feel sick to even think about what might happen if a wolf took a dislike...
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Rolled 6, 6, 7, 7 = 26 (4d10)
>>44094519
>Hunt the aurochs 4d10 (Strength +Hunter)
Rolled 1, 6, 9, 3 = 19 (4d10)
>>44094519
>>Hunt the aurochs 4d10 (Strength +Hunter)
Gotta get food.
>>44094519
Oh shoot! I just remembered, you guys have a new option now, don't you?
>Cultivate crops
PREVIOUSLY: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Star+Wars%3A+Fortune+Hunter
The hiss of your door opening up alerts you. “Hey, Rhys.” You turn around in your chair, looking back to see Misri in the doorway. As dirty as ever, wearing only a tanktop and the jumpsuit pants. “Breakfast time. Uncle Kuvasz is making some weird tingle casserole or whatever for breakfast, he says it’s good,” she says, trying to coax you out of your room.
Truth be told, in the past several days you’ve been in hyperspace, you’ve rarely left your quarters...
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>>44094154
[2/4]
You grunt, leaning back in your seat and folding your arms. “Misri, have you ever had family betray you and become the worst kind of people you’ve ever known?”
She shrugs. “Wouldn’t know.” She says this quietly, “I didn’t really have a family.” Oh, damn it. You didn’t mean to hurt her feelings.
“Hey, look. I’m sorry for worrying you, I just feel I need some time by myself,” you say.
“You’ve had plenty of time.” She grabs you by the arm and gently tugs...
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>>44094445
[3/3]
He nods, wiping his hands on a rag then running his hand through his grey hair. “Certainly. Cooking is an important skill that all Mandalorian children learn when they’re being raised by their mothers, that and hunting as well. Hunting is something do with your father, but cooking is the matriarchal thing.” He steps over to the table and sits down, then notices Misri tearing up as she chews on the casserole. “For goodness sake, Misri. You don’t need to eat it if you don’t like it.”
She spits it out onto the plate. “It’s so hot!” she whines. “Why do you make these things so spicy?”
He blinks. “Oh?” He looks down at the casserole platter in the center of the table. “My wife always told me mine were unbearably mild.”
“This is mild!?” she squeaks.
“It actually kind of is,” you say. “But it’s got a bit of kick to it, initially at least.” Misri grumbles, drinking her blue milk to sooth her tongue.
Vikker grunts. “And you eat Tiingilar everywhere?” he asks. “This is considered a breakfast food?”
“It’s considered an everything food, very simple to make. The recipe especially is designed for the possibility that you don’t have an oven but do have a flamethrower,” says Kuvasz. Kuvasz tilts his head, looking to you as you eat carefully and quietly. “So, Rhys. Since you’re finally eating in the galley with the rest of us, I assume you’re feeling much better now, correct?”
> “I won’t feel better until I get Misri’s pudding.”
> “Much better.”
> “Not really.”
> Other
>>44094455
>> “I won’t feel better until I get Misri’s pudding.”
>> “Much better.”
As promised yesterday, I will host a small Q&A session, hopefully I will be able to clarify some points to you. If you're new to the quest just on board, we'll fill you in.
>Where can I read what already happened?
http://pastebin.com/pnhkdKeQ
This latest version of the pastebin has been optimized: grammar and spelling mistakes have been fixed, sentences were made more understandable, and all in all those mistakes that happen when you're narrating an interactive story have been fixed.
>When...
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>>44094150
whoops, 4chan went down.
Guess we're back up though.
>>44094150
How do we win now that Saber is dead?
Also who was he?
>>44094576
>How do we win?
You still have his arm, use it wisely. I can't say more without making spoilers. And yes, you might actually end up losing the war. There were a couple of bad endings you guys dodged, but plot armor will only get you so far.
>Who was he
Hisao Nakai. AKA the guy who died before your arrival.
Your people have always been a simple folk. But you are smarter and more cunning than your brothers and sisters. Once your father died you claimed the title of chief, no one opposed you because of your skills as a Hunter and Tactican You are J’amp Guud Big Chief of the bullywugs. You will lead your tribe to control the Swamps, or die trying.
Prior threads:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44036558/
Majority vote for actions, then roll d100 after action is decided.
All decisions by me are final.
Have fun and conquer the swamps
>>44094011
Last time on Bullywug civ
Work is started on a place for the hoppers to stay it will be done in 2 turns.
The scout who first rode the hoppers is named [name him], and put in charge of future scouting missions because J’amp looks for creativity and inventiveness in his tribe. (hero unit bonus to scouting)
While observing the now docile hoppers, you find they seem to eat vegetation.
The special spears are ready. We call the ones for trees axes and the ones for digging shovels. -20 wood and stone....
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>>44094253
Yo! I have 2 hours before I must sleep.
>>44094544
whats up sleepy!
sorry /tg/ was done in my area
but im ready to run