>Be an adventurer
>Enter a city
>All the town guards are the same height
>>44401661
I didn't know Zootopia was based on a real story.
>>44401687
Okay, I snickered.
>>44401661
I want them to fug.
>Be elf master race.
>Get turned down by filthy human.
B-but I thought humans were easy...
Every village has an ugly Elf.
I guess that Elf is you.
>>44400031
Actually it's physically impossible for any elf to be ugly; one of the many reasons why half-elves are so outcast in elven communities.
>>44400041
>Actually it's physically impossible for any elf to be ugly
I have 3 GB of images on my hard-drive that prove you wrong.
>HHG FAQ - http://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8
>HHG RULES - https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ!EVh0GZZS
>Xenos in 30K Homebrew - https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_40,000/Xenos_in_30k
>Previous thread
>>44360980
So, who else has now read Pharos? What did you think of it?
Where the hell are the rules for Destroyers? I've been flipping through HH1 and 2. Can't find them. Starting to feel stupid.
>>44398665
You pirated them didn't you?
For what ever reason the one in the Mega is missing that page
The continuing adventures of an Anon and his blood-gorged vampire princess.
Twitter:https://twitter.com/QuestGuy1
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Saint Florian is active. Your blood is boiling! Your thoughts are explosive! Your sword is on fire!
STYLE: 4
Enemies Remaining:3
Wounds: Major damage to your chest after taking a rocket-fist to the chest and having Abdiel push you against it to avoid plowing into an elderly bystander (Halo is repairing)
Abdiel: Scared for...
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>>44391013
Three enemies remain, and they don't look to be in good shape. Justice has caught up to them, and soon DOOM shall follow!
The METAL MERCENARY with the HYPER-CUTTER is trapped by the corpse of his own comrade, his weapon stuck in the tangled mess of shredded metal and wires.
The heavily-armored METAL MERCENARY that withstood your attempts to melt him like a giant ball of wax is taking clumsy steps. It tries to find its bearing but it is still reeling after your incredible display of fiery powers!
The...
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>>44391102
Threat allocation dictates that we should aim for coil guy. I hope Sibella can think clearly to keep one alive...we need answers.
>>44391102
>UNLEASH A BARRAGE OF HOLY FIRE FROM OUR RIGHTEOUS GUN AT THE COILED FIEND
Previously on song of Swords:
Monster Rules (out of nowhere)
Blood Magic (What!?)
Cursed Islands
Supreme Banana Republic of Venice
Previous Thread: >>44236455
Song of Swords is a realistic fantasy tabletop RPG that draws inspiration from historical fechtbuchs, weapons and armor. Its combat system is fast and it can be used for both fantasy and historical/mundane settings.
Call of the Void is a pulpy sci-fi tabletop RPG about fighting space-nazis and hunting giant whales with harpoons made out of the moon. Its combat system is more modern, based in the early 20th century, but can probably handle combat up to the present day.
Here's a .rar archive with the newest version of the rules as well as all related current working documents. At this time the latest version is v1.9.9:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/12xqm1p2q69m392/Song_of_Swords.rar
Here's Ballad of the Laser Whales' latest version: https://www.mediafire.com/?rtbjk51jnm2wv8a
Here's a wiki detailing SoS's fantasy setting, getting filled up bit by bit as Jimmy reveals more details:
http://tattered-realms.wikia.com/wiki/Tattered_Realms_Wiki
There's also a roll20 room where new players are encouraged to try the rules, test new rules, and find game breaking issues: https://app.roll20.net/join/346755/hRKd4w
The room might be empty, but the people who teach the game still browse the thread frequently. If you're looking to learn, post here in the thread. We also play Guy Windsor's card game Audatia in the room.
The Legend continues.
HOLLY
>>44375884
Hey Jimmy, what can a Glade look like? A giant skyscraper, collection of buildings connected by enclosed passages, a geodome?
Second question, can a Burd get enough spirit insulation out of a metal foil garment?
>>44377536
You are creating tinfoil-hat elves for your campaign, aren't you?
Rolled 62 (1d100)
Sorry for being late and missing Tuesday. This will count as a special event thread that I will do my best to keep using over the next few days. Naturally I wont be expecting much during the holidays but after if the thread is still up things can get interesting.
Anyway.
Last time our MC decided it was time to get some gifts for his new GF to start off the relationship. In this regard he got lost, stayed over at the bandits, got lost again, ran into the wrong dungeon, found good dungeon, looted it sneakily, and then got lost yet...
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Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>44365067
You have currently and finally made it back to the dungeon. You currently have some outstanding rewards you may choose to turn in if you so wish. Be aware you can only do it at the dungeon and the rewards due not keep current market conditions in mind.
What do?
>Explore Dungeon
>Head to Dungeon Heart
>Go to town
>Turn in rewards
>Other?
Tuesday...
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Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>44365097
>Other?
To the lady, see how her day was.
Otherwise still thinking turning stuff in for ultra rare stealth armor that can take a hit. Weapon and shield using the 2 rare.
Also, Merry Christmas you wonderful people. (Now to see a 1 roll.)
Damn, was Ctrl+F "modalvania" and missed this.
What would make a socially acceptable Warhammer 40K/Fantasy/AoS Tattoo? A picture? A quote?
>>44404645
This, in elven:
Upon the isle beneath the fight, wise mages cast their spells And Daemon minions howled in anguish, cursed to eternal hell. And on this day we bow our heads to he who world did save, Aenarion the Proud Defender, Aenarion Ever Brave.
>>44404681
Full version:
Brother spoke the four as one, together we shall rule, Surrender to the Darkness within your heart you know holds true.'
In his hand the Sword of Khaine did promise power untold, As God of Light and God of Murder battled for his soul.'
One by one the Daemons fell and Elf Lord he stood tall, For should he fail upon his task then mortal world would fall.'
Upon the isle beneath the fight, wise mages cast their spells And Daemon minions howled in anguish, cursed to eternal...
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Like the guy in the pic.
>Rules databases
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V6.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
To fight monsters we created monstrous...
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Are Purifiers any good, I really want Crowe to travel with his homeboys buy I heard that anything other than Dreadknights, Draigo and 2W termies is sub-par
>>44411912
This thread belongs to the Emperor.
>>44411992
I have heard good things about them. Apparently do very well when combat squaded.
>Setting takes place after a "minor" nuclear exchange in asia. This caused an Impact winter that lead to famine, riots, civil war and near total social collapse.
>Fast forward 50ish years and technology has taken a hit. Setting focuses on North America.
>4 major powers.
>The Republic of Texas, which cover well Texas. They managed to pull threw and annex Louisiana and Oklahoma. (Think NCR levels of development) Currently working to establish...
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>>44411416
Swap Cuba and Quebec and make it cuba trying to take florida
What aboot england?
>>44412137
Unknown. Rumors abound.
The setting of the last game you played is now merged with the setting of the last manga/comic/video game you read or played
How does it go, /tg/?
>Delta Green
>Dragon Next Door
Might be cool
>>44410901
>Mouse Guard
>Warhammer Vermintide
Ha. Oh my...
>>44410901
>MAID RPG set in a high school
>Tomo-chan wa onna no ko!
This seems no different from normal.
Become The Vampire 22
You get into your fighting stance as the vampire charges you, keeping your eyes peeled for anything sneaky. He isn't a trained martial artist or anything, just a street thug, but you're not in peak form and he's a vampire. You keep on the defensive, trying to figure out a way to counterattack without leaving yourself open, dodging around his strikes.
“Stand still!”
He throws a wild haymaker at you, and then another, and another, swinging his fists almost blindly. You smirk a little bit and give him a bit of a push,...
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“Let me tell you a little story. It's about the acorn and the oak tree. A man sat under an oak tree and asked it how it got so tall, and the tree replied that it simply was that way, and always had been. The man, confused, asked an acorn how it would become a tree, but the acorn didn't know, and got really sad.”
The vampire stands slowly, glaring at Andrea and snarling. Andrea turns the acorn over in her hand.
“Another acorn fell from the tree and asked the first why he was sad, and the first told him how he'd never become a great big tree....
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>Character sheet
http://pastebin.com/sYia7YGa
>Rules
Same system as Become The Dragon Quest. If you don't know what that is, it's best of three d20 rolls. I name a stat that sums up what you're trying to do, and if I don't name a relevant skill, you try to fill in the blank based on what you're trying to accomplish. “Break open the door” might be Strength based, but if you've been playing baseball after school and there's a lead pipe nearby, you could apply your Baseball...
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>>44410157
>Text Sammy, let her know you were attacked
>Text Jennifer and tell her you were attacked
>Head out of the alley and back to the main roads
All three.
Previously, our protagonist was captured and thrown into the Pit, a prison made from an ancient sinkhole, from which none had ever escaped. After five years of darkness and rat consumption, a quake liberates her and she is once again loosed on the world. She and some of her fellow inmates ride to Dragonfell, but a harsh winter, constabularies, and predators bring her to the gates alone. After infiltrating the walls, she makes her way through town until learning of an uprising against Sir Annandale's new regime, lead by a mysterious woman known as the Raven Queen. After...
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>>44409107
>Search the cell for anything useful
Morning, Rags.
>>44409107
>Search the cell for anything useful
>>44409107
>>Search the cell for anything useful
Pathfinder General /pfg/
If you are asking for build advice, please mention which third-party books are allowed.
Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/sYFe4hcd
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Pointlessly Specific Kobold Wizards Edition
>>44405818
Who else uses spell points?
Anyone else seen the "ranged touch attack rogue/Mage?"
I'm actually disappointing that the succubus trying at redemption couldn't just stay dead . The repercussions could change things for better or worse, possibly dooming the campaign, but you wouldn't have had to pull the 'just pretending'.
I don't even usually get salty about redemption attempts, but god. She only started turning away from evil from direct, helm of opposite alignment, level mind fuckery. Could just as easily get it refucked and be back to being a rank and file (though with a bitching stat array) demon.I got room...
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>>44405992Fey aren't bad unless you get Touhoufag-tier wanking over how wonderful and special and kawaii they are. Murder all the Qlippoth instead.
Stat me, /tg/.
Japanese bird cooking spaghetti
-4 str
-10 HP
Utility Lands edition.
What are your favorite utility lands?
Kher Keep
Why haven't you pledged allegiance to our Lord and Savior Nicol Bolas?
>>44397571
I love that whole cycle. Utility lands are neat as fuck.