Convince me that having the BBEG's endgame plan involve turning an entire city into helpless bunny-people is a bad idea.
Because they should be helpful bunny-people instead.
What is the BBEG?
But why?
What after that?
>The Lady of Flames beckons you forward
>The Lady of Flames whispers in your ear
>>44452145
Ayylmao
>"One line of greentext threads are killing /tg/"
>>44452145
>Stop posting threads with two lines of green text and a single image faggot.
The continuing flashback of an anon and his Christmas spirit.
>>44451929
She said bro
>>44451976
She might not mean it literally. We don't know much about Winnie and WAnon's history... I think it would be kind of interesting if she had a few failed relationships before going steady with him.
>Let me tell you kids, about how i met your mother's friend... And slapped that ass!
Don't forget you owe us a good tit slap for White Fell, SQ.
That and mustard. All over her.
that is the price for messing with our Gun-Eh, Fertility Idols!
>You are a young man named Lloyd from the frozen Northern mountains of Tordo, on the continent of Teege. After a youth spent learning magic, you and your girlfriend spent some time as bandits after your home was destroyed, but have recently taken a chance to escape that life into a legit one... As sellswords, admittedly, but it's better than nothing. When the situation calls for it, however, you might take on the POV of a character somewhere else for a thread.
>Your exact goal will change from thread to thread,...
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You, Irene, Asra, Sheena, and Une, after a successful mission in Ennase, warped back to Disler Outpost before taking the rest of the trip back to Elza Oasis the old-fashioned way, just like how they came in the first place.
The trip back is uneventful, for the most part, as is arrival in Elza, Irene thanking Eyven for his time watching the place before seeing him off, some brief, polite catching-up with Calof and Gonzo (they did some short-term stuff for Tomnus and Kneil, wrapped it up a day before the gang got back home).
Things became a bit... Tense for you and...
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>>44451678
...wording might not have been clear there. The point being made is that Yulea did not mention Shea's suspicions about Queen Eva in the letter.
>>44451678
>C. Continue to be Lloyd. Important events from Lyeim and Ansi's journey will be learned of in-universe anyway.
/tg/ I need help.
My monk is essentially the old asian kung fu mentor who spouts proverbs.
I need your best stupid and intelligent Chinese proverbs, and I need them now.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wise-confucius
>>44450087
It's pretty good.
But I need MORE.
>>44450192
http://www.ashidakim.com/zenkoans/zenindex.html
I'm sure you could mine some good bits from here.
How to Kronk /tg/?
>>44449855
he pulls the wrong levers
>>44449855
>Be lovable
>Cook well
>Talk like you're perpetually yawning
>>44449855
Make a low int Fighter. There you go.
Online GMs, how do you like to vet potential candidates for your games?
you talk to them, you autist
if you like them and they seem reasonable, you let them in
then you assemble the group
then, some players flake, either because they don't like your DMing style (and you could be genuinely bad, you have to accept this notion) or because times don't work our or due to unrelated reason
then you take on another players, preferrably recommended by your existing 'cool' players
it works. nowadays, my campaigns are sort of closed club, not because we're elitist, but because it's easier to source a new player...
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Better question:
Tabletop GMs, how do you like to vet potential candidates for your games?And how do you get away with it without looking like a jerk?
>>44449799
How about you tell OP what questions to ask exactly you shithead?
The New Necrotic Armada strengthens its hold on a new system, Jadyk's Generals creating bunkers and fortresses on alien worlds. The Ahkam converted natives beginning planet-wide preparations and celebrations, bonfires and sacrificial altars blessed and stacked high with food.
Entropic Excavators shatter and consume vast amounts of stone and raw metal ore, the metal ingots left in their wake harvested and shipped out where they were needed in your Armada.
Across several systems Eyegores drift undetected, watching over planets circling strange stars. Ahkam and...
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>>44449662
Welcome back folks, sorry about the weird week
Pastebin with troop and item costs and important info: http://pastebin.com/TJ1WvU1X
Ship builder and weapon costs: http://pastebin.com/hufscGqq
List of known Star Systems: http://pastebin.com/jX0h6D6h
Make sure to follow my twitter where I announce the threads: https://twitter.com/CeroTheNull
Also archive of previous threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=death+among+the+stars
Ask.fm: http://ask.fm/DeathAmongTheStarsQuest
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>>44450002
Completed Research:
>Dagger Powersuit: A sophisticated suit of mechanized armor that only Clanship Captain Krotur was honored enough to wear into battle. Underneath the emblems, medals and trophies of long ago victories was a suit that increased the wearers strength and speed greatly. Vacuum-sealed it could operate in the void of space, densely armored against weapons fire, an advanced jump-pack hidden under the ancient cloak and armed with an array of hidden weaponry. Thermal blasters mounted...
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>>44450358
Fuckin Ya it's here!
Ok I want to see if we can make contact with the plant ship.
Welcome to The Lost Island Quest. Last thread our hero, Alan Rodain, killed an entire tribe's worth of orcs and witnessed the miracle of conception. Now, he wonders whether this was all really worth it.
http://pastebin.com/W5vqnRBU (Character Sheet)
http://pastebin.com/3LPDLd9u (NPCs)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=lost+island
Quissonce finishes the last of her retching before wiping her mouth with her sleeve. “Holy shit, kill that fucking thing.”
Finn holds the newborn orc with the stalks still coming out of its head to his chest. “That's a baby.”
Quissonce points from her bent position. “That's a monstrosity.”
Finn looks at her angrily. “Do you think human birth looks neat and clean? Sure, it looks a little mal-formed now, but cats are born blind and deaf and they grow up fine.”
Rowe finally has her bearings again. “Why did you keep bleeding...
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>>44449603
>>Yeah, it's time to leave.
>>44449603
>>Yeah, it's time to leave.
The year is 2016 and the United States is dominated by petty-bourgeois ideology. The people chafe under the capitalist yoke, but are too numbed by propaganda to realise that they hold the true power in society. It is a dark time.
But even in darkness, there is light. Adrianna Nagelburg has realised the TRUTH and set out to bring real change to America!
>This thread is loosely based on Liberal Crime Squad, but you don't need to have played that game to participate and have a good time. The basic idea is that you're setting up a radical...
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>>44449116
>Write (Theoretical Document/Propaganda/Agitation)
We need propaganda to lift the capitalist wool from the common workers eyes, and show that they should support us for a better future free from oppression.
>>44449625
I'll grab a snack before responding, so there's a bit of time for other anons to pitch in before the first turn comes up.
>>44449625
I agree with this anon. We definitely need some more, and what we're doing now just ain't cutting it.
Maybe also ask Jesse if he'd be interested in being taught any of those things, but save the actual teaching for the next week.
Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/44269098/
Char sheets: Eli http://pastebin.com/STyppT2L Char http://pastebin.com/QQLmwgQv Am http://pastebin.com/8pHbRttv Bel
http://pastebin.com/Ju8rB8hH Del http://pastebin.com/hQQmD4G8 Jamie http://pastebin.com/2ufY8q8J
Charlotte stands next to me, smiling happily as she leans against me, resting her head on my shoulder for a second before she yawns and puts her third saber back between her teeth, biting down on it
"Ready to fight again, eli?" She asks, sounding a bit worried "Because...
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>>44449004
"Oh that's an understatement" Charlotte chuckles "They have more fun than I do, despite being just a bunch of bags of bones"
"It's annoying" Bel sighs, shaking her head
"Well I think it's pretty nice to see them having fun" Delia says shrugging, oh, that'll keep bel quite for a bit...well quieter than usual "even though I see it so often, it never gets old ya know"
Jaime cracks her gauntlets knuckles with a spit of steam...
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>>44449031
[] Get Amanda to heal someone
[] Get Charlotte to fuse with someone
Jamie
>>44449031
>[] Get Amanda to heal someone
>[] Get Charlotte to fuse with someone
>Us obviously
why are these fucking things so expensive?
>>44448886
>that shit-scythe
http://www.reapermini.com/
Wait for the next Kickstarter, probably in a year or two, then wait for your delivery, probably a year or two after that.
Because they are niche as fuck, and it takes a lot of skill and resources to produce moulds.
Some stuff is better then others though- GW troops are okay, but never buy their characters, and the newer stuff is getting more and more expensive. Warmachine and Infinity are just as pricey, per model. Reaper, Wargames Factory and Perry Miniatures are all very reasonable.
Let It Happen Edition
>https://youtu.be/pFptt7Cargc
Intro:
>http://pastebin.com/cUuQQ6mp
Primary Cast:
>http://pastebin.com/GwrT5QVg
Character Sheet:
>http://pastebin.com/2gx5bYkw
Rules:
>http://pastebin.com/iJZVBT94
Lore:
>http://pastebin.com/gGMy1KsG
Tumblr containing additional lore:
>simmonsqm.tumblr.com
Bestiary...
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Recap:
Previously you found out that your boss had lost a massive bet on the underground mech battling circuit. Seeing him faced with the prospect of having his balls cut off by an angry Russian, you decided to cheer him up with booze and cocaine. He then accompanied you on your final assignment for him: clearing out a snake infestation from a Noah’s Ark themed amusement park beneath the Tsing Ma Bridge. On arrival you found that the “snakes” were actually overgrown centipedes and were nearly ensnared by large sessile creatues living in the trashfilled pools...
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Loadout:
>Tranquilizer gun (51 shots)
>Dual Chinese Specs (Silenced, cartons of ammo)
>Bag of Taser Grids
>1 smoke grenade
>soldering iron
>Screwdriver
>bottle of adhesive.
>thermal goggles
>body armor and helmet
>gas mask
>illegal...
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You search for the cause of the gas leaking into the room but you can only conclude that it seems to be coming from, well, everywhere. There are small vents placed seemingly everywhere in this room, perhaps to ensure circulation of and harmful fumes the fabrication process may produce.
If that’s the case, maybe you can find a way to get them to clear the room of the gas instead of recirculating it over and over? Or maybe even channel it elsewhere…
There are seven “mouse” drones in the corner, switched off at the moment. You know you can control them with...
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What are your favorite proxies or alters, m/tg/?
>>44444042
>human wizard
>elf barbrian on picture
Was Gary Gygax considered to be an authoritative voice on RPGs?
Or was he just another sperg?
>>44443369
The fact you can ask the question means you already know the answer.
>>44443369
He is the father of roleplaying games, if H.G Wells is the grandfather of tabletop gaming
He aggressively denied any Tolkien influence on DnD despite it being based around the classic Tolkien races (to the point where halflings were originally called hobbits until the tolkien institute sued him over it) and the whole party goes into dungeons to fight monsters and find treasure is liften from both the Hobbit and LotR.
Sure, it's just as much Moorcock and Howard, but denying any influence is just being pretentious.
Gygax was the James Cameron of roleplaying games.
So yes, he was a sperg.