Well that escalated quickly.
And all because Charlie couldn't handle an unexpected bit of difficulty in communication as well as he thought he could.
>Parson doesn't realize he was baffled
>Thinks Charlie legit tried to kill him even though he turned
>Turns back to Gobwin Knob
>>44516889
Jack, MVP of the Year.
Connecting to Shadowlands BBS...
>Verifying Biometrics...
>Identity Verified...
>Opening /srg/...
Books:
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Chummer 5:
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Thread question: where would you celebrate New Year, omae? And with who?
>>44501535
>with who?
With Jane the leather-clad razorgirl, anywhere.;_;
>>44500624
Oh, I already fixed it on my end, I just wanted to mention it so that you knew.
Have you gotten any reports of Advanced Lifestyles not working for people? Mine always throws errors.
Here's the one I'm getting now: http://pastebin.com/Pt3d6bWJ
>>44501833
Fuck off, Jane is my waifu, not yours
Hey tg, how would you adapt pic related into a dnd race?Hard mode: no magical realm
>>44496959
Elfs.
Red = Warrior
Blue = Mage
Yellow = Bard
>>44496959
Dwarves. Just add beards to all of them and make them shorter.
Trip Skull > Trip Skull > Death > Death Edition
or
Fucking Skinks!
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A more colourful version of the latest rules, the CRP (aka LRB6):
http://marmeladov.com/BB/LRB6.pdf
/tg/ FUMBBL group, currently in Round 6:
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Cknoor's...
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Can someone link me a guide for bretts?
Also am I the only won who misses the race-specific cheerleaders from bb1 and hope they will be in bb2?
>>44493390
I played this game for the first time the other day. I was Dark Elves, against Chaos.
Halftime had two meanings, as half of my team was knocked out by then.
Reconsidering my interest.
>>44493598
Dark elves are very unforgiving to new players, try orcs, humans or dwarves
The game is brutal, if you play elves of any kind you will learn how cruel a +2 roll can be. The first and most important lessons are risk assessment and how to be ok with loss
"lets argue about blood moon some more" edition
>>44547165
pls no
A bit of a rules question.
I have melira combo down and gain infinite life and then my opponent twins the next turn. I do not die, right? Since my opponent has to declare a number of attackers, say a million, then after he declares the attackers I could gain another million life to keep myself alive.
Am I correct in this?
>>44547237
Seems correct to me. He attacks with a million dudes, you gain a million more life after attackers are declared
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In the world of Valaer, the Battle of Tirinia changed everything. That was 680 years ago.
Here lies the human Kingdom of Therindel - less a Kingdom than a confederacy of lordships, duchies, principalities, city-states, et cetera - banded together under the constant threat of attack from the mysterious Wood Elves of the eastern land of Xalfacia. For many centuries, these lords and rulers have bickered amongst each other for the right to succeed the King who fell in battle at Tirinia against the Elves.
And now the Kingdom of Therindel is a veritable hotbed of adventure, riches, and loot to be enjoyed by adventurers from all over the world. From the lost cities of the Elves, to the grand old monsters of old, to the buried treasures of those who came before. All across the region, adventurers seek fortune and glory! From the Great Frozen Patch to the Southern Plains of Vistoria, and across the ocean to foreign lands, adventurers of all shapes and sizes test their mettle here in the Kingdom of Therindel! Where heroes are made and fortune is won!
You are not one of those people.
While you enjoy the adventuring life and traveling the great distances of Therindel, things could be better. There is a town in the middle of disputed territories in Therindel, just north of Vistoria, taking a left off the main highway, west of the Great Frozen Patch, and nestled right on top of the Elder River delta (not to be confused with Delta Town of the Younger River delta). Very few know about this town, and why should they? It’s a one horse town built next to a nearly depleted Diamond mine. It is known as Ohlendorf’s Drift.
You are going there to be their first Town Adventurer in decades.
>>44546883
[1/3]
Several weeks have passed since Miss Sedere arrived on the scene. The town had finally gotten together to dedicate themselves to the building of this port. They had it in the mind that once this port was finished, ships would suddenly come and bring all kinds of business and trade to the town of Ohlendorf’s Drift. You had to admit, you also had that inkling of an idea poking and prodding in your head. It was infectious. It was hope.
“Here, give me that!” It was getting to the point that...
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>>44546903
[2/2]
Miss Sedere sighs, a bit frustrated. “Yes. Water does not like it when things are in it, and endeavors to not touch the thing if at all possible. If you have a cup of water and-” She sighs again, slapping her forehead. “Why am I explaining water displacement theory to a child?”
You look at her, surprised. “You haven’t explained it to me yet.”
“Nor me either,” says Muck as he sits on your shoulder.
Miss Sedere knocks her head gently against the support. “Mercy.”
You...
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>>44546925
>“Maybe you just need a break. I’ll treat you to a spot of lunch.”
So what is a paladin?
>>44544513
Definition of paladin
Popularity: Top 40% of words
1
: a trusted military leader (as for a medieval prince)
2
: a leading champion of a cause
A miserable pile of oaths!
>>44544513
A miserable little pile of moralfaggotry.
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>Summary:
You are techpriest Heracor Nahive. You were forcefully implanted a brain chip that made you into little more than a working...
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>Gather the crippled possessed warrior and make the medically adept techpriests and war-medics of the Nox-Vox study it.
>Try to reverse engineer the Necron weapons, make them work with you and your army.
Lying on the floor rested the lifeless body of what once was your friend and fellow companion Nathaniella. In some way her corpse wasn’t completely hers, she had been transformed by the Necrons into a parody of what she once was; her body was twisted and altered into a barely recognizable form that while...
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>>44543571
“Get me all the available medics and biologis or artisan specialized techpriests. Call all the work servitors and order them to carry the bodies and their weapons. I want the medics and biologis to study the corpses and the survivor until they find a weakness. Order the Artisans to get the weapons and study a way of unlocking them…I know it is xenotech but we have to discover all its secrets to know how to counter them.” You tell to your closest general, the hotshot pilot Campiní.
It was strange...
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>>44543583
You had work to do too. As far as you knew you were the last bastion of resistance in the entire planet and all the territory that you controlled was simply a small underground village. You could always improve the defenses of your base by building a wall or traps around but to do so you would need great quantities of scrap metal and other resources, some techpriests around had been considering the idea of getting a working radio and crafting an antenna dish that could be able to contact with the Space Station...
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Is Space Hulk: Ascension video game worth buying?
Im still not sure and Steam sale ends tomorrow.
Sorry if this post is not related.
I know absolutely nothing about 40k other than some tidbits here and there about lore and how the game works a little bit
But here's the thing
I've heard that the factions have severe power disbalances (i.e. orks are absolute shit) and I'm only interested in ONE faction if I ever want to get into the game and invest money on minis and paint
Tell me about Adepta Sororitas, in a scale from 1 to 10, how good are they mechanically? How do they hold up compared to other factions?Also is there any particular reason why all space marines...
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>>44543617
Theyre all awful, ancient models, Im pretty sure theyre still metal, theyll cost you an arm and a kidney to buy them.
Mechanically I have no idea because nobody actually plays them because nobody hates themselves that much.
Drawfag on DevA claims it to be some kind of "Psyker Warlord Titan". Never heard or read about it. Seems a little overpowered, ain`t it, excellen/tg/guys?
>>44542618
>DeviantArt
I think you answered your own question. There's rarely anything on there that isn't power fantasy fetish garbage that doesn't understand the system or lore and just think the aesthetic is neat.
The inquisition is a secretive organization that can requisition the use of any imperial personell on a whim.
Giving them a titan goes against their theme and purpose.
>>44542656
It may surprise you Anon, but 40k is all about power fantasy fetish garbage. That`s why we all love it.
And without any knowledge of the lore, THIS pic wouldn`t have been done.
Just saying.
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You said you needed a moment to get your breath back, to get your thoughts into some semblance of order. Not long, Joseph had warned you, as if you needed reminding of the dangers of this world.
As if you hadn't already been given a damn good lesson in how dangerous this life can get.
That was, perhaps, an hour ago. Time doesn't have much meaning in...
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>>44542207
Petra's wound – her right arm, taken cleanly at the elbow – is a serious one, fatal if not for Gabriel's swift attentions. Even so, with the redhead still clinging to life, you doubt she'll ever be able to fight again. If she had lost her left arm, maybe, but...
Of course, that wasn't the only loss. Cernunnos lost all but one of his warriors – the finest in the fairy kingdom, if he was to be believed – and the sole survivor was mad, his sanity clawed away by a nightmare pursuit...
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>>44542217
>>Visit Marco at the Hellfire Club
Running into Raph, Uri or Mike would be lethal at this point.
>>44542217
>>Visit Marco at the Hellfire Club
Petra might want some time alone as well.
Last year there was a thread about 100 skill trees. Let's do another one. Name me a skill tree and I'll make it.
This one's free.
>>44541436
Assault Suicide
>>44541451
Here you go. Freshly baked.
>>44541498
Shitposting
This is 3.5€ already, is it time to bulk buy them and then sell them when they cost 15€ or more?
How good is this card exactly? I don't want to fuck up here.
It looks pretty cool.
Let me tell you.
It's good.
>>44541376
Well the ETB ability seems good. Filtering cantrip, kind of like a green Ponder.
The actual enchantment doesn't seem so great but hey, you already got your 1 mana worth and it might be handy sometimes.
Well, that was messy.
Fortunately, the crowd of people besieging (benevolently, but it's still a siege) your mansion return to their homes, bit by bit, as do, hopefully, the two Immaculate Dragon-Blooded that were trying to break up the crowd in the first place.
That could've ended in a whole lot of violence, but fortunately no one got hurt. Yet.
After returning inside and retelling the story to Tia and Amata (and earning the latter's praise for handling the whole mess "pretty well", her words), you finish your breakfast and go on...
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"...What do we do now?" You mumble, gathering your ideas.
"I know what we do now." Tia suggests, attempting to grab you and drag you back to the bedroom.
"Come on, Tia." You grab the armrests of the sofa you're sitting in and resist her forceful tugs. "I need a break."
"Oh, fine." She rolls her eyes and rolls over the sofa, landing sitting in your lap.
>I think we should wait for Amata to get back before doing anything.
>Let's go out...
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>Who are we?
Maka, an exiled noble Exalted as a Zenith-caste Solar. Queen of Gem, now ruling the western island of Tianna. You have gathered a vast amount of allies and friends, and defeated every threat to Tianna up to now.
You recently discovered that Tianna is actually an artificial island, built around a First Age Titan: an almighty flying fortress. Your forces have crushed the Bodhisattva Anointed by Dark Water, a Deathlord who tried to usurp its power for himself.
And now, on the day of your wedding, the Unconquered Sun Himself appeared...
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>>44541278
>Let's go shopping ourselves and sightsee around town for a bit.
A date? A date. A date we shall go.
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A month has passed since we sealed the boggart on Aros farm, mostly filled with the spook drilling more theory into my head rather than any actual jobs. Nothing serious has come for a while, which I suppose explains why spooks charge so much for our work, jobs can be few and far between sometimes.
In between my lessons, my master has also allowed me- though not Kara herself- to try and investigate the runes Letuh had been using on his likely ill advised portal, the one he alleged would...
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By the end of the lesson, we’re both sporting a few sore spots, but are even on number of hits, kicking back in the grass to catch our breath, when a noise breaks the humdrum chatter of the village. A score of clattering hooves and loud whinnies coming from the road.
“You hear that?” Alison grins. “Those are warhorses boy-o. Seems we’ve got someone fancy come to visit.” She cranes her neck to peer at the road, but can’t get a very good view from the riverbank, too many trees in the way. “Wanna go take a closer look?” She asks, jumping to her feet, excitement...
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>>44541154
>Sure, why not
>>44541154
>Sure, why not?