Gentlemen
How do we break Magic Mouth
put your dick in it
>>44724980
with a magic ball gag
>>44725017
> Not wanting a drooling cup
Connecting to EvoNet...
>Verifying Biometrics...
>Identity Verified...
>Opening /srg/...
Books:
http://pastebin.com/SsWTY7qr
Chummer 5:
https://github.com/chummer5a/chummer5a/releases/latest
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Thread flavour: How do you like your HTR teams? Ded killy, bigger trenchcoats than the players, or twirling moustache villains?
We've been doing a practice session for our upcoming campaign, which will be the first time most of us have played shadowrun. This happened in the second practice session.
>the hacker, a dwarf going by Technoviking (in all three senses of the word), has hobo with a shotgun quality, opts to sleep outside other player's apartment after doing some hacking at their place
>awaken to the sound of a screaming viking yelling at the rest of us to get downstairs to fight the devil
>walk...
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>>44724312
And from another perspective...
>be me
>skipping school because it is SO lame
>naked dude gets chased out of an alley by a devil rat
>oh shit time for some viral video money
>start filming as he completely fails to hit the rat
>some woman walks out of the apartment building, stares, then shoots the rat
>the...
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>How do you like your HTR teams? Ded killy, bigger trenchcoats than the players, or twirling moustache villains?
My HTR teams vary based on the corp, but I'm actually pretty hype about the Augmented Special Tactics Division of Knight Errant that I'm working on. Small division of biocompatible Knight Errant officers, loaded up with muscle replacements, reaction enhancers, and dermal armor, then trained by the high-tier prime runner team that KE keeps on payroll (eventual antagonists depending on how things go down) to operate specifically...
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What questions would you have an incredibly advanced and powerful being ask the party to determine if they were sentient or not?
>>44722850
Someone approaches you and tells you your waifu a shit. What do you do?
>>44722850
If the party is sentinent?
Wut?
What is love?
Pandora uploaded all her character art to Imgur, and provided a zip.
http://thenewminus.imgur.com/
http://www.mediafire.com/download/bsfqtd45b9fwbvp/pc.zip
(If you could start uploading them to urbfan.booru.com that'd be swell)
Someone linked Dreams of Avarice
https://www.sendspace.com/file/ctjmhm
And someone else linked the Demon Storyteller's Guide
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B8lHuEeaOkFRM3BfNE80Y0dpSTQ/view?usp=docslist_api
And another Hurt Locker preview
http://theonyxpath.com/hurt-locker-the-lost-boys/
Previously:...
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>>44718237
Let him play Ascension if he wants to play Ascension man. There isn't any point in giving someone a list of 2e spoilers if he isn't familiar with 1e and isn't interested in even playing Awakening. They are different games. Its not like Awakening is an "upgrade" of Ascension. 2e especially is going to be far removed from what drew him to Ascension.
As for the discussion last thread about Mage 1e core, I do think that it's hate is a bit misplaced. I really, really liked Awakening's...
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>>44718581
>Mages have a *lot* of unusual places to go digging through. One of the sample settings' central Mystery is about gateways to alternate universes that keep opening up in the city.
Please stop selling me on this book and let me buy the damn book already.
>>44718342
You should probably pester the guy who does the Monday Meeting Notes stuff to update Mage's status, btw
Reminder that in LOTR Orc is just another name for goblin (at least in the books) and the biggest one was almost human sized they also act more like stereotypical goblins in fantasy with their reliance on numbers, being easy to defeat once their leader is killed and being vicious, jealous cunts
where did this ''big green brute'' portrayal started? Warhammer? I also think Goblins are actually better cannon (or should I say sword) fodder exactly because they are a swarm of little shits a lot like Skaven really
>>44712747
Warhammer DnD some other table top game
>>44712747
SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH, SNAGA! THE KING EXCELLENT DON'T WANT YER JABBERING, HE WANTS MAN-BLOOD! GET MARCHING LITTLE WHELP, OR YER GOING IN THE GREAT MANGLER!
>>44712747
Goblins were something else entirely, as I recall. Much weaker and vulnerable to sunlight.
Oath of the Gatewatch official spoiler;
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/card-image-gallery/oathofthegatewatch
2015-12-28 ~ The day colors officially died.
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/packaging-oath-gatewatch-2015-12-28
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/oath-gatewatch-mechanics-2015-12-28
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/first-time-everything-2015-12-28
Go here:
http://mythicspoiler.com/ogw/
If you don't like Wizards' Magic : the Gathering site.
What are your...
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>>44705976
Hard for me to analyze this set for drafting. It's difficult to gauge the value of drafting wastes and <> cards
From looking at the set I think red and black look the most powerful and blue seems to be the worst
Surge is shit and support should be good
What are the chances of getting one of the expedition foiled lands?
>>44706199
Low.
The /btg/ is dead, long live the /btg/!
Xin Sheng edition!
TP: Epislon Eridani is out
http://www.mediafire.com/download/jdcd0y1bv32na9x/E-CAT35TP019+Battletech+Turning+Points+Epsilon+Eridani.pdf
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>/btg/ does a TRO.
http://builtforwar.blog(not spam) spot.com/
>What's Happening In the Future
http://bg.battletech.com/news/news-and-announcements/drop-pod-sequence-initiatedthree-two-one/
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>Xin Sheng edition
We've been doing that for 15 years, can't we have something new?
>>44688882
No. This is BattleTech: there's nothing nice here.
>>44688882
Not until it stops ruining everything for everyone OTHER than the cappies
You are in the pod bay, at the computer.
You type RUN POD_HELPER.EXE
A new window comes up, with a header that says POD MANAGEMENT.
There are three subpanels, and the arrow keys move between them. The first two simply say POD EMPTY, while the third shows ERROR: EJECT FAULT
Previous thread here
>>44720826
QM twitter: @sZsSUGltNA
Scrolling down you see several options, ARM, DISARM, LAUNCH and UNLOCK
>>44742139
Scroll to rightward then.
UNLOCK.
The thing that started it all: Pic related, can't post link because system thinks it's spam.
tl;dr: Wizards have a different definition of what a counterfeit is compared to law and now strongarms stores into complying or they get their WPN rights revoked, meaning no more cheap product from Wizards.
It doesn't matter if said events are unsanctioned or even casual play. This hits Legacy and especially Vintage the most.
The resulting shitstorm that is currently raging on social media made Trick Jarrett issue an official statement - which was ill-received:
> Hey folks, I checked into this and here’s what I can tell you:
> First is an important clarification: Proxy cards are substitute cards created solely by judges in sanctioned tournaments. These substitutes are allowed when authorized game cards become unplayable during a sanctioned tournament because of damage or excessive wear. Unauthorized reproductions of our game are...
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This is just sad and as always WotC has an horrible PR.
They're putting the last nail to the Legacy coffin. Fuck the Reserve List.
>>44741702
>markered cards are considered counterfeit
I pulled an On Nixilis at prerelease and scribbled on a plains because I didn't bring sleeves. This would be disallowed?
>acknowledged how difficult legacy is to get into
>doesn't even bother suggesting a solution
Ok
D-d-d-duel Edition
>Rules databases
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V6.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
>/TG/...
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Reminder that balance in this game is being able to do damage without impunity.
how many units of reavers should i have as dark eldar? i'm thinking 2 units of 6 with 2 blasters and 2 cluster caltrops along with 6 venoms or is that too many?
Is this allowed?
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Two days later, the doctors give you a clean bill of health and you’re discharged from the Task Force hospital. During your stay, you were given a starter kit by one of the secretaries. The box itself contains your own ID card, a set of barracks clothing, a personal laptop, and a sleek new cell phone for Task Force business.
At least, that’s the cool things that you got. The rest of the items are textbooks and manuals, including a dictionary-thick set of rules that the Task Force swears by. You’ve still got some reading to do before boot camp starts. That’s one thing you can definitely be sure about.
It takes an aid to guide you through the veritable maze of corridors, secret passageways and hidden elevators in order to make it out of the headquarters and into the civilian offices, Burroughs Pharmaceutical. With a cheery wave, your guide bows and disappears through the wall as the bookshelf slides back to cover the entrance.
Your car is in the public garage where you last remember parking it. With a deep breath, you pop your keys in the ignition and drive out of the building. Who would’ve thought that a secret society made its headquarters right underneath a plain-looking office building?
The drive back up to Montgomery County is relatively uneventful. The D.C. landscape zips by in a blur as you gather your thoughts. You're now working for a secret organization to fight demons. It still hasn't fully sunken in yet. Wow. You aren't dreaming. This is actually happening.
Your mind is somewhat on auto-pilot until you make it back into the neighborhood where you spent your childhood and adolescent years.
(cont.)
>>44735719
You frown and sigh heavily as you park the car in the driveway. This is not a discussion you’re looking forward to having with your family, especially your parents. How does one even prepare for this kind of thing anyway?
But at any rate, they’ll be happy to see you. You haven’t been up to visit since the school year ended. Finding a job for the summer and settling your student loans in order have been your primary focus. At least you've got some good news to bring home.
You stick your keys in the front door and twist, only for the wood to burst forwards and surprise you with…
>A veritable army of laughing ankle-biters that tackle you to the ground.
>The sloppy kiss of a mid-air black furball.
>>44735786
Extra family or dog. Hmm...
>A veritable army of laughing ankle-biters that tackle you to the ground.
>>44735786
>>The sloppy kiss of a mid-air black furball.
then
>A veritable army of laughing ankle-biters that tackle you to the ground.
NO ESCAPE
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It smells terrible in here, and the ground is the worst kind of mud, just solid enough that it feels all sandy when it gets into your shoes. I hate swamps, and we've only been in one for half a day. And to make matters worse.
"Still can't believe you killed them Sam" Lucy huffs angrily, crossing her arms and pouting "You just know that's going to bring trouble later"
"They...
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>>44735526
and Sam and Lucy stop, turning back to look at Berry as she leans over the front of the cart to glare at the both of them. Sam picks his jaw back up and opens his mouth to try to say something as Lucy turns back, closing her mouth shut, looking embarrassed and shot down completely .
And I can't stop myself from giggling at the looks on their faces, it's like they just got yelled at by a teacher, oh I'm going to have to treat Berry to something nice when we get to the next town.
"We...
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>>44735537
>[] Tease both of them with Minor
>[] Ask Little green if you can ride it
>[] Give Berry a fist bump
>[] SOooo changing the subject, how much longer till we get somewhere that can get me new shoes...and a shirt that isn't more tattered than Sam's gloves
>>44735537
>[] Give Berry a fist bump
>[] ask Poi for her wisdom
>[] SOooo changing the subject, how much longer till we get somewhere that can get me new shoes...and a shirt that isn't more tattered than Sam's gloves
>[] write in
After investigating a routine homicide scene with your new partner, you find yourself on the wrong end of a steel pipe in the middle of a rundown apartment building. As you reorient yourself, you see three Shifter thugs, two carrying machine pistols, and a third with the aforementioned pipe. You are undamaged, but taking fire at this range might do real harm. Russo is currently outside tailing a running suspect, meaning you have no immediate backup.
>Tackle the pipe perp
>Pull your piece
>Dive...
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>>44733710Inventory will be updated whenever a significant change has occurred, or upon request
>>44733710
>Pull your piece
>>44733710
>grab the guy, bear hug him, smash him in the face with your metal face
>if you have time pull your gun and kneecap the other bastards
Here's something i don't think I've ever seen done before. Let's see how it turns out
Rules
>1. Posts ending in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 can add features, traits, ability scores, etc. to BBEG
>2. You can only add one thing per post
>3. Dubs let you override, alter, or remove any one previously established trait
>4. Fun is optional.
>>44731900
Bbeg is wealthy. Not rich, but wealthy. Money means nothing to him.
>>44731900
BBEG is made of bees and nothing but bees.
>BBEG
Ugh, how lame.
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>Last time, on Digimang Quest.
A trip to the town of Khoman Doe was quickly cut short, after meeting the incredibly hostile locals.
With their potential ally imprisoned by the gun wielding townspeople, Dash and friends had to convince others to take the Dokugumons place, easily tricking the nearby Sukamon that it would boost their machismo.
Along the way, the group picked up clues on potential human survivors, in two seperate locations, before...
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You jolt awake again, still bound wrist and ankle with rough cords, pitch black all around you. The air feels stale, and hotter than before.
On the other hand you’re not pressed up against the others anymore, and rather than hard concrete, you’re laying on a cold metallic floor. You’ve been moved. You can’t even hear the others now, everything else drowned out by the sound of a loud engine.
Forcing yourself to sit up, you explore the short area in your reach with your hands, fumbling against another metallic wall behind you, feels thin, and it rattles a...
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>>44731799
>>Get your phone out, where ever Elecmon is, Digivolving should help him.
>>44731799
>try and see if we can get those cords off
Might need to get Elecmon to gnaw them though