What're some unique reasons someone could be transferred to a penal battalion in 40k
Poked a badger with a spoon.
>>44890810
Maybe they're serving in the battalion as a sort of punishment for something else. i.e That squad has been worst in discipline for several months. Send them to serve with the penal battalion for a while. If they survive that they might learn to appreciate proper organization.
Perhaps serving for another person's place?
A rich bastard didn't want to die so he pays someone to do it for him, or they volunteered to take the place of some cinnamon roll. So maybe their doing it out for money or an obligation.
ITT: Best Kill that you've ever had in a D and D/ Pathfinder game. OR any other table-top based RPG.
>>44889860
Flying out of a planar tear to strike down an avatar of Tiamat with my holy lance.
Telefragging a dire weasel by breaking a feather anchor token in it's mouth.
Choking out a white dragon with a magical choking necklace of death.
you stand there with your friends
making plans
making countermeasures
there is only one thing that you need to do
locate the threat
and remove it
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"Might as well start with how the hell he got in and out of my room in the first place," I say. "I know he's supposed to be able to walk through walls but that still doesn't explain how the hell he was able to sneak around without me, Irene or Charlotte knowing."
"Yeah, that does seem kind of fishy," Theresa nods. "Especially with Charlotte's animal stuff going on."
>maybe the irene knows something more about him that didn't seem important
>maybe...
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>>44889819
Thanks for the input, but "rampage" isn't choice 1 here, overchan.
>>44889849
>maybe there's something up with the house layout that we're not understanding
>>44889849
>maybe there's something up with the house layout that we're not understandingYes, i'm still upset over last week's episode.
>best girl wins
Has it ever happened in any campaign you've been in?
>>44889411
I haven't watched Naruto since I was a kid and even then I dropped that series when they were still in that forest with the fucking ninja exam or something.
My first response to Naruto marrying Hinata is to laugh loudly because fuck Sakura.
My second response is their children are super fucking cute holy shit.
>>44889411
So their children will have only one line on their cheeks, that's the logic, right?
>>44889411
Best girl never wins, anon.
Fuck it. i need some good old fashioned escapist power fantasy.
*ahem*
5 years ago, a strange black glittering substance known as "star oil" found its way to very specific people. its unreal properties transformed these people.
earth has regressed to a kind of feudal system, with powerful immortals, (the once gormless humans chosen by the stars) ruling over the world. whether they are stoic figures of power like the tomb lord and the rarely seen "frost", or power mad fools like donny draco, they are all dangerous.
but the star...
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>>44889020
I am a rock, a simple rock. Made into a simple rock construct.
>>44889102
yeah sure why not.
you feel something. this is not supposed to be a thing.
you quickly realize your thinking. that means you have a mind. that's also new.
you are... well, were, a rock on a beach. but on this day, your boulder like form stretched out to reveal your new stature as a sentient being.
you look like a very crude statue. possibly some sort of golem. the waves lap at the shore, and the sun is slowly rising. our a new life in this world.
what do you do?
>>44889344
Check to see if we have genitalia.
fun decks that need help and should have gotten some unbans edition
>>44888288
>dread return
>>44888288
>unbanning grapeshot
I hope you meant Seething Song
>>44888288
>All the budget modern decks spiking in price
Tumbling down, tumbling down
/tg/, what is your wisdom?
I'm wise enough to know I'm average if that counts.
I'm wise enough to know that what gets discussed on /tg/ and what actually happens when you play a traditional game are two almost completely different things.
I don't know shit
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The criteria for entry to /tg/ League II Rookies are:
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Reminder that Lizards are only OP if they can pick up the ball.
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>Similarly, the Empire have never sent an army to Karak Kadrin, besieged it and then occupied it. It just doesn’t make sense for a population of humans to occupy a massive fortress deep under the ground. It would just feel wrong. The lore is, however, full of instances where one race or another besieges and smashes a city to bits – or even razes it to the ground. This is what happens when a massive Greenskin Waaagh! plunges deep into Empire territory. The Greenskins don’t occupy Altdorf and...
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>>44886473
Pity, the idea of Orc tax collectors is a good one. Just some big orc going around punching gits in the face and then making them fill out a census.
>>44886473
I appreciate what they're trying to do, whether or not it proves to be a good mechanic we'll have to wait and see.
>>44886473
This is garbage.
No, the orcs wouldn't tax humans. yes, however, they would conquer that land, tear down the fortifications and turn it into orc territory.
Likewise, humans could conquer orc land and civilise it, building cities and driving the threat of greenskins away for good.
Having human populations entirely displace dwarf populations in their holds is unlikely, granted - but in that case it's less ridiculous for them to tax the indigenous dwarfs.
And it's TOTAL WAR....
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Do you like your orcs with pig faces or with more human faces, /tg/?
This may come as a surprise but I actually don't like orcs.
>>44885907
I prefer mine young, uncut, lubed up and ready waiting in my sleeping-chamber.
>>44886067
this desu senpai
>The princess slips you a note asking you to go to a nearby sea cave
I'd spelunk in her sea cave any time.
>The princess is a notorious prankster
Does this change anything?
>>44885411
Aww yiss. I knew signing up to the Imperial Guard would work out. First I get to command a Leman Russ, now the offworld booty comes a callin'.
Drive me closer! l want hit her with my sword!
> If ya know what I mean.
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You polish off your beetle bites-
Not any sort of frozen snack, but a beetle you happen to be currently biting.
It goes a long ways towards improving your mood. A hungry spider is an angry spider.
Which you consider to be utterly natural. It takes a lot of energy to do the things you do. Webs and magic and spears and fighting. Noone would ever blame you for being a bit cranky when your stomach is starting to rumble.
Not to your face, anyway.
The forest-field is thinning, stalks of wheat spreading till you can see some distance, the gate slowly...
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>>44883387
>Hunger or not, there's no point in being stupid. Caution!
>>44883387
>>Hunger or not, there's no point in being stupid. Caution!
You where at were the Witch kept her harem of "Nymphs", the Church. You'd been lead there by the young Nymph you found earlier, since you asked her to let you check it out.
"Here we are." she said as you arrived to the place, as you both went inside.
Within, you saw several candle lights and people - but they had significant physical quirks. The men all looked athletic, tall (although not hulkish like the Titans), very handsome, and with a large amount of package in their pants. The women where similar - for the most part, they were different...
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>>44883068
>>Leave and get the hell out of here. Better not meet the witch.
>>44883068
>Offer to go in and help them out with the preparations for the Witch's healing.
It's our best chance to get some information. And being helpful might earn us some good will so that the Witch won't kill us or whatever. Which, admittedly, we have no reason to think she will, but she is a scary giant cyborg and we just woke up after at least a generation spent in cryostasis. We're gonna want to be cautious around the natives.
Outside of the standard Law-Chaos, Good-Evil spectrum, just how many axes of morality can you think of?
>>44882972
We have to split up LG a little more.
>Deontological Lawful good
>Utilitarian Lawful good
>Stoic lawful good
>>44882972
I'm Lawful Evil IRL. :D
>>44883393
Are you a lawyer or are you a cop?