>tfw younger, handsome, normal guy who just wants to play games but my friends just want to party and fuck girls
i've looked online for gaming groups but they are all awkward nerdy fat older guys and i don't think i could relate with them
is there a place in this world for me or am i some kind of sad mistake?
Have you tried playing with them or do you just turn away because of how you perceive them before getting to know them?
What games do you want to play?
Go to a game store. The people there are more often the younger type.
Cats.
You became a pirate to rescue cats.
Yes, that has to be the reason. There is no other reason that you would care for more than a few seconds about this petty and stupid political drivel you've been dragged into by proxy.
It's funny, you would rather be fighting the dragon again. At least fighting the dragon seemed straightforward, and was over in an afternoon! This? You're likely going to blow through your stash of alcohol before this is all over.
You are Jack Albator, mighty explorer, keen investigator, and it seems like you're...
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>>45036050
>[Angry Pirate consent noises]
Sup boss?
>>45036050
>[Angry pirate noises demanding refills on alcohol]
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So, Mage is finally almost about to be laid out. For now, Dark Eras is being worked on, although the art hasn't come in for it yet. Also, Rich is 53.
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>>45036073
did you even put effort into this
So, whose ready for the biggest Mage flamewar once Awakening 2e comes out? Not because it's going to be bad or anything, but rather because of rules and power levels.
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"Commander, with the help of our hackers, I think we can program some sort of a kill switch for this distorted and delusional AI. We just need more time to assess its potential. Rewiring this complex AI is a distinct impossibility. should we go for it?"
>Yes, it is a potential threat to our operations
>No, it might be a powerful tool for us in the future
>other
>>45035788
>No, it might be a powerful tool for us in the future
>>45035788
>No, it might be a powerful tool for us in the future
i have faith in One
>>45034679
You gently clasp Pampi's chin and look at her in the eyes. "Once we fix this, then we can. I promise."
She rose a hand to daintily hold the one that you were clasping her with, and she kissed it.
"Okay." she said, to then rest her lips against you hand for a while. "...Okay."
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You asked if Pampi could make a truth serum - and she couldn't. In a tribe where nobody lies, there was no need for something like that. Your...
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You went to Tina's house, and as you arrived, you could smell coffee. You could see her through the opening in her wall - a window. She was grinding something in a mortar, with a bag of coffee beans besides her.
"Hello, Tina." you greeted. "Making coffee, at this hour of the day?"
"Oh. Hello, Pure one." she chuckled, expressing an uncharacteristic amount of amusement for a Titan. "Spying on people, at this hour of the day?" she teased back.
"You know that the trail is later today, right?" you asked. "Mind if I come in for a cup of coffee? Hrm?"
Her grin widened, a she looked at you menacingly. "Sure, why not."
You went inside, to a large main room. The furniture was wooden and simple, but hung on the walls were several different kinds of high-tech looking weapons.
She had a potful of coffee on a table, and served herself and you a cup. She tugged the table near to herself after she gave you your drink.
"Wanted to chat before the balloon... Pops?" she joked, and took a generous chug of coffee.
You didn't have much time before the trial began.
"Yeah." you reply. She smiled back and drank even more.
>Ask/Pressure her about the "Custom Witch" tech she tried to get out of Pampi
>Ask/Pressure her about her uniqueness as a Titan.
>"By the way, the Blue Witch needs fetuses."
>Write in
>>45035626
So why did you leave Pampi out to dry? We both know you were lying, it was obvious, and you're going to lose much more than you gain once I prove it. If you really want to be a witch this will set you back totally, because Blue will know and her next apprentice won't be so easily bullied.
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Caffeine isn’t enough anymore.
The second part of the Lopez story is going to be late. I’ve been having especial difficulty
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Slight retcon on the location of the Elevon.
Re-cap:
After a night of father and sonfu drinking, you woke up badly hungover. You managed to feed your termites and left Jeremy in the care of Mr. ‘Pedebody (or vice versa) in the Elevon at Lion’s Rock park. You then drove to court in your van, encountering minimal traffic and bullets. You may or may not have arrived on time but you were accosted by the defendant’s internet girlfriend who wanted you to have a conscience. You were confused by the concept.
Now you stand before your acquaintance, Inspector...
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You can still hear the defendant’s internet girlfriend fighting with security as you take your seat. The crackling to tasers is audible as Lopez greets you. As in his earlier call, he seems unfazed by your lateness. He also mentions nothing of the warning he gave you earlier. What exactly he knew or didn’t know is impossible to say; you struggle to read his eyes and he explains how the case will be conducted in a detached, business-like manner.
“We try and keep things simple here. The prosecution will begin by describing the circumstances of Mr. Ko’s arrest and the charges being leveled against him. Then we enter all our evidence against Mr. Ko formally into the record. Once that’s done, the defense gets its turn to speak and lay out their case. They call their witnesses, try and emphasize the good character of the defendant, maybe pick at our case preemptively a bit, and rest. We present our own witnesses and then cross examine theirs.”
“Cross examine?”
“We question them. Try and pull apart their testimonies. They get the same chance to question us at the end of the case.”
“So they’ll be questioning me.”
“For sure.”
“Okay… So my thing is the skull.”
Several of the lawyers sitting on either side of the table nod at you.
“I found it on the job. In a den of man-eating bats. Doesn’t that make it, uh… what’s the word, used to know back when I was talking to lawyers last, uh…”
“Circumstantial,” chimes one of the younger lawyers, “That won’t be an issue here.”
“No? Because I remember it being a pretty big… hurdle in the States.”
“You’re not in the States anymore, Mr. Esperanza. This court belongs wholesale to the Scyths who have been contracted by the United States government to govern approximately 96% of the new Chinese territories. As such, we make the rules.”
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All the lawyers smile at you. They remind you of cats.
“Either way… the skull isn’t conclusive.”
Lopez smiles.
“You would think that, wouldn’t you? But it just so happens that the eye socket of the dearly departed contained quite a bit of Mr. Ko’s genetic material. So it doesn’t really matter whether he placed it there intentionally or not.”
Your stomach turns. You don’t really want to know what kind of genetic material it was or how the Scyths might have obtained it. You decide to skip to the point.
“How much...
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Hell yeah!
>>45035130
HYPE!
At least now we can tell Tenten why we never use the sword. All the techniques we have that use a sword would have broken the damn thing.
That said, I would be fully willing to get another bladed weapon of similar length made of chakra metal that we COULD use with the sword. Or of getting a Kyoketsu-Shoge with a cord of chakra wire so we can use it to cut through the things we bind.
>>45035130
Every time I see the OP image I can't help but wonder what Konoha's plan is for when they run out of space on the Hokage Mountain. Those are some big heads, and to keep them at a level where they can all loom over the village sharply limits available space. Once they hit ten or so Hokages there's not going to be any room left. Who will be the first Hokage to admit that it's just not practical to keep adding monuments to an already-overloaded mountain? Will it not happen until all the space has...
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Treemonic Tutor edition.
My meta has gotten really weird and I'm not sure how to feel
>>45034288
Explain.
>>45034342
>giving the whore attention
>tfw this is a barely fluffed event and so Black Library can't retcon it to hell
Feels good man. It's almost like the old days when they gave us new stuff instead of just retconning the old.
>>45033984
>retconning
Now there's a word I've come to hate. What's wrong with aiming to tell stories?
It seems these days everything is out to create a defining narrative history of their fictional universe, complete with footnotes. The reward for reading is that you get to know the order in which everything happened, like some historian versed entirely in the magical history of a bunch of plastic men. It takes itself so seriously. Why not just write stories about characters...
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>>45034331
You're shit, dude.
>>45034877
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Breathe in and out. Keep slow. Keep steady.
Move with certainty, not impatience. An exercise done too quickly is an exercise done wrong.
The words of Fazim, who was both your brother and your first teacher echo in your mind as you stand...
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>>45033688
>>See how Safi's practice is going
>>45033688
>>Watch a Naturomancer at work
>>45033688
>See how Safi's practice is going
If you don't mind, I'd like use what remains of this... meeting to announce that we've preppared a funeral for Omicron down in the planet's surface... you're all invited to assist if you want to go pay your respects...
>>45033349
>looks across
I'll pay respektz
>>45033318
Where the hell did Rogan get the resources for all this?
>>45033349
Just tell me the time and place and I'll be there. I have something nice prepared.
AKA bitch about /tg/ related stuff. Just get it out of your chest anon. I'll start, as is customary:
>Names that start with "the". How about instead of "the peak of the world", that mountain there is called "the faggot's throne"?
>People who use boards and miniatures. This is like wanting to be crippled when you have the choice not to be.
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>Cyberpunk. "It's like we're advanced, but we really aren't... that makes sense, right?"
I think you missed the point on this one. Technology is more advanced, but it conflicts with human nature, which hasn't really changed in thousands of years. So... sort of, but not really?
>>45033047
>>Cyberpunk. "It's like we're advanced, but we really aren't... that makes sense, right?"
More like "we're advanced, but we're poor and live in russia".
>>45033047
You could have just said you hate fun.
A question to DM's from a forever DM
When was the last time you ever actually got to play in a campaign as a player?
>>45032937
Why do you twist the dagger anon?
It was literally over 15 years ago.
Kill me.
>>45033045
5 year forever dm here
I hate how all of my friends find dming hard to do and i have to be the one to dm all the time.
>guys, I want to play. Its been a decade since I got to play. One of you all come up with a game.
The literally roll dice to see who will do it.
>new DM downloaded a one shot.
>read it line for line.
>boring as shit
>everyone got bored halfway through
>"you need to DM anon..you suck for letting him run that."
Wtf?
Is it possible to play a Lawful Good Rogue?
Absolutely, so long as you're willing to swallow the "alignment is subjective" pill. I would say that under that context, the Operative from Serenity was a perfect example of a Lawful Good rogue.
Yeah why wouldn't you be able to?
>>45032830
I think you mean Lawful Evil. He systematically murdered all of Mal's friends so the crew would have nowhere to run.
Alright, we had an awesome thread over there >>45020571, coming up with a team of heist professionals slash theatrical performer pirates with a little help of RNG, lets continue having good time.
Aside from the issue of having little screen time, you'd think Apoo would be super-op.
>>45032817
All Supernovas are supposed to be badass.
>>45032783
Character concept: professional carpenter and is very, very speedy at it. Throw down some fortifications, repair a boat, rig up a raft in a pinch, all done in minutes. Also his arsenal of saws is very applicable in combat.
The question is: just beaver looking dude with buckteeth or actually beaver DF.
>>45030073
Late answer, but some old ones based on conforums (which are awful btw) called one dream adventures i think, then they migrated and remade as one dream eternal i think, was fun.