FIXED AND VERIFIED THREAD COUNTER EDITION
1st Innings
Australia 416/2 (90 ov)
David Warner 244*
Steven Smith 5 *
New Zealand - Yet to bat
Stumps Day 1
first for full time job, gf and drug habit
get on my level losers
>>63520563
I was a NEET hiki for years before I went back to uni and I was perfectly fine. You don't need to be super confident, just be able to hold a conversation with another person without looking at the floor, mumbling or tripping over your words.
It's really not that hard. What is there to be nervous about even? Some random loser in your uni class might think you're weird, woah, how fucking terrible. And a reminder, they will think you're weirder if you are acting autistic as fuck.
>>63520578
Neck yourself.
>it's a "Daniel blogposts about his pathetic pseudo-normalcunt life" thread
Second for casual cocaine habit
>>63520578
casual job, newstart and alcoholism here
>muh counter
KILL yourself
>>63520578
Wife and job reporting.
>>63520585
cancer 2bh
>>63520593
RIP IN PIECES
Post memories of The Black Cap's Golden Era.
>that time they won a WC pool match against Australia but almost lost it but they won anyway
>>63520594
iv'e tried before and ended up in the mental ward for a week. Someone found me with the rope in the forest and called the police
Reposting because this was fucking profound
>>63520537
Have you been to the WACA recently? There's no room to expand with the high school and the government claiming the last bits of clear land nearby. The new road that was put in destroyed all their practice nets and everything around the pitch is being developed. They fucked up by not developing the facilities properly 30 years ago
>>63520585
I legitimately didn't make a blogpost cunt the thread derailed to those topics and people were asking questions, not my fault for fucking answering them don't peg this on me
>>63520603
That was such an elite match desu. I don't think I've seen a match swing so violently from one side to the other to back again to back to the other side just in the nick of time
>>63520610
do you like Phil Collins?
>>63520609
No one wants any new expansion, just update the current facilities there. The new stadium will be as good as any in the country but they'll keep some games at the WACA
>>63520622
I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to "Land of Confusion". In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. "In Too Deep" is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like "In the Air Tonight" and, uh, "Against All Odds". Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is "Sussudio", a great, great song, a personal favorite.
>>63520610
please please please kill yourself. don't reply to this i just want you to know people want you to kill yourself and would enjoy hearing the news of your death
>>63520609
The last time I was there was for a BBL game and then day 4/5 of the Ashes. They don't even need to expand the stadium, really. Just clean up the current facilities.
>They fucked up by not developing the facilities properly 30 years ago
I do fully agree with this.
@63520622
Sorry I don't respond to faggots
>>63520631
bit rude lad
Why was the match live at 8-9 and it was still daylight? Is the Perth sun shinier?
>>63520629
No matter how good the new stadium is, I'd really, really dislike watching a game there when the stadium is only a quarter full.
I personally prefer smaller stadiums for cricket games anyway.
>>63520631
this 2bh
I wish Daniel died in the earthquake
>out all day
>come home to find australia has absolutely rekt the kiwis and hiroshimoot has killed /wwe/
>>63520651
same, its why i love the WACA. But, its getting old and the new stadium is pretty much the only chance at keeping tests out here
>>63520647
we don't have daylight savings so we're a fair bit behind you cunt. Sun is just about to set and its 7 pm
I will throw literal shit at every single "person" in this "thread"
>>63520695
no h8
>>63520695
Way to expose yourself as a feces throwing monkey you sped
>>63520703
Way to expose yourself as a retarded casual freshcunt
Anyone have a pic of this famous "Daniel and Ivana" I keep hearing about?
>>63520710
Way to expose yourself as a rational human being. Ill take the McCullum road here
check your lastfm inbox
>>63520722
brb
>>63520722
>LE JEG UR LASDFM INBOGS XDXD
Do you guys think Taylor will stop doing his cheeky singles now after Buttler bullied him in the locker room for running him out?
tbf the people said it was a "poor run" but there was a single there, just Buttler was scratching his ass for 1-2 seconds and wasn't ready to go. He should've known Taylor likes his quick singles.
>>63520712
wew
didn't know there was girls on cric!
>>63520735
Buttler has no fucking excuse tbqh
he bats like trash and was lucky to ever be selected
>>63520743
knowledge can be used as a weapon
>med student
>get into conversation with some other student
>he says he has to study 24/7 but is managing perfect grades
>was quite impressed, asked him what he studies
>tells me "electrical engineering"
>mfw
>wonder if he was being serious about his degree being hard
>turns out he was
>instantly Iose respect for him
l assume there's a few engineering students on here, so I'm actually curious. Do you guys actually think your degree is difficult or are you at the stage where you realise anyone could do it?
>>63520749
he was shaking his head and looking back at Taylor all the time on his walk off, looked super pissed tbqh
What score will Warner be on when Smith declares?
>>63520762
399
>>63520753
>forcing this boring "meme"
give up m8
>>63520762
438
>>63520762
379
Hey how do the test players deal with the long days?
Imagine fielding for 8-9 hours in the sun
Will Hales score between 0-5, 6-10 or 11-15 lads?
>>63520780
they have breaks m8
>>63520753
Cunt your degree isn't that hard as you clearly have enough time to shitpost here
>>63520797
spotted the freshcunt
>>63520712
>being this freshcunt
>not realising they're imaginary characters invented by the geniuses of /cric/ for bantering purposes
Preview of what the CWC will look like when Qatar buys it too
>>63520831
is that pic legit?
>>63520833
Yes, there's some amateur match going on outside the stadium and they cut to it every now and then
>>63520838
I'm glad I live in a developed country. How long til >your pitches look like that?
>Hales
>Runs down the pitch
>Smashes it as hard as he can
>Hits it directly in line with the only deep fielder out there
>Still doesn't hit it well enough for it to even carry to the fielder
Why is this guy even in contention?
>http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/australia-v-nz-kiwi-bowler-tim-southee-calls-security-after-copping-abuse-from-fans-at-waca-ground/story-e6frf3g3-1227608362083
>Calling security because you literally can't handle the banter.
Fucking hell PP, sort your shit out.
Also, how can a bunch of white guys racially abuse another white guy?
Looks like England found their balls. That was a nice shot.
Will Warner get a triple or even quadruple century?
>1/400
shoulda just stopped it there, they were already dead
i legitimately felt bad for them out in the field in the 80th overs they all looked about ready to off themselves
>>63520873
Smith will declare when he hits 390
tbqh Roy looks a lot better than Hales from a muh potential standpoint. Quick wrists and he had a good series vs Australia. I've literally never seen any redeeming features in Hales.
>>63520873
The triple is a done deal. He's too close.
Maybe a quadrupel if poopeeland doesnt find their nuts
I have a bit of a mancrush on Wahab lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1rxOOn36Pw
literally some of the best pace bowling I've seen in years
>>63520887
It comes down to when a declaration is going to be made. Mcmeme is going to block it out since he knows he's not going to be able to chase a 500+ score.
If Australia score quickly from the start of tomorrow's play, it's entirely possible that Warner might hit 400, but I'm not going to bet on it. My guess is 320*
>>63520890
never forget desu
Why do they ALWAYS have to play that GOD FORSAKEN horn or trumpet or whatever when they score a boundary. It's so FUCKING annoying and it's literally completely pointless other than for ANNOYING people and making literally any "cool" moment where a good shot was played into some naff fucking curry music wall of sound
>>63520877
>>63520887
you dickheads you're meant to say "Will Warner was a 16th century English poet m8"
Will Warne score a triple century?
>>63520896
pooper poorturbed and poorius as fuck
>>63520896
I like it senpai
>that trumpet spam just now.
Kek
>>63520897
I'm sorry. I'm a freshcunt. So sorry.
>>63520904
Will Warne is an Associate in Intellectual Property at Bird & Bird m8
>>63520904
Will Warne is a lawyer with Bird&Bird m8
here we go lads hq oc here
244* (272)
poo peeland blown the fuck out
Will Warner was a pioneering socio-anthropologist noted for applying the techniques of his discipline to contemporary american culture m8
Will Burns is a member of the Chicago City Council representing Chicago's 4th Ward who represented the 26th District in the Illinois House of Representatives from 2008 through 2011 m8
Will Smith is an American actor, producer, rapper, and songwriter m8
Will Khawaja is a 44 year-old Lebanese male who lives in in Bsalîm Lebanon m8
Will Voges is cashier at Sodexo in Everett, Washington m8
Will Marsh is a football player from England m8
Will Lyon was a Scottish-born Canadian and American journalist and politician m8
Will Starc is a founder and CEO at GOWIN LTD m8
Will Hazelwood was a truck driver at D & G Trucking, Inc m8
Will Nevill is a former cardinal of Zentopia Church and the author of the mysterious book Key of the Starry Heavens m8
Will Johnson is an Australian rules footballer who played as a defender for the St Kilda Football Club in the Australian Football League (AFL) m8
>>63520951
Good Morning
>>63520958
these have never been funny
>>63520958
what are you doing with your life?
>>63520964
n-no bully
>>63520965
Will Smith was literally hilarious the first few times.
>>63520965
buttflustered freshcunt: the post
>pioneering socio-anthropologist noted for applying the techniques of his discipline to contemporary american culture
Englel are unironically off to a good start.
>>63520987
I'm genuinely surprised that they've lasted 12 overs without a top order collapse
>>63520965
The will burns one makes me laugh out loud every time
Why do they even play the music if they're just gonna blast that horn over it 2bh
>>63520965
Have they been stolen by reddit yet? That's the point where they cease to be funny tbqhwy
>>63520983
autistic memespouter: the poster
repeating tired memes every thread over and over for the rest of eternity
Will Roy score a century?
>>63521002
>memes
>tired
smhtbqphwyf
>>63520935
>not putting the 1/403 Aus score
>>63521003
William Roy is a Vice President at Tipper Tie - A Dover Corporation Company m8
https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/3sgjxv/rnrl_off_topic_thread/
>that top comment
>>63521020
I have some news to share about my future on this imageboard as Based Elite Matt (BEM).This took me a long time to muster up the courage to get this all out, but here goes
I, Based Elite Matt (BEM) am transgender
About the time I first started following Rugby League (about 3 years ago) I could feel that something inside just felt off. I didn't notice what was causing it until about three days ago, and then spent the last 45 hours repressing it within myself.
Last night, soon after the Basedogs got BTFO by Cronulla, I realised that these feelings will not go away, and that I am transgender. That night, I also came up with my new name.
As of now, Matt will be retired and I will move on to a new gimmick.
I trust you ladies and gentlemen can be accepting of who I am, and keep/nrl/a safe place for us to talk to each other about ourselves. Remember that although my body will change, I will still praise Des Hasler, hate the Dragons and be salty when Souffs win.
It feels great to finally let it all out
Basedogs gonna Base
- Maude (my new first name)
>>63521020
>the username
>public blog
>probably hates being ""objectified"" by ""fetishists""
>>63521020
This is what modern man has become.
JUST
It really is no fun at all to watch grown men be completely decimated at a game they play professionally
>>63521020
>sorted by: best
Reminder that THIS is what posters on r/NRL look like
>>63520987
no stop it why would you say that, dickhead
>>63521055
wew
>>63521018
alternate
>>63520965
The only good one was Will Smith, i laughed quite heartily at it several times and still do occasionally
Reminder that THIS is what r/AFL posters look like
>>63521055
has there ever been a faces of /cric/ thread?
>>63521067
Nah, you gotta you use the channel 9 score picture
>>63521083
>>63521077
looks like a good bloke. Would grab a pint with
>>63521083
we all know what daniel and goosey look like
>>63521077
Looks like he smokes cock
>>63521055
and this is the average /cric/ poster here on 4chan
>>63521095
Accurate but im a little more cut tbqh
>>63521090
That's a shit version. Where are the Cowboys fans?
>>63521095
Where did you find this pic of walkgod
>>63521103
In this one
>>63521107
He sent me an email earlier, he wanted me to suck his dick (which i gladly did) and the pic was included.
Let me tell you though, that pic doesn't do him justice, he is much more /fit/ and handsome irl
me on the left
>>63521095
I got more lats than that lad desu senpai
>>63521111
Quads observed. RIP Convict.
>Roy
>>63521116
me on the right desu famq
who /hot/ here
>New Zealand have now conceded more than 1600 runs for just 10 wickets in their past 16 days on tour
Fucks sake NZ
>>63521087
>>63521138
that is the one
>>63521138
>the retard who made this couldn't even be bothered to crop out the white noise
>>63521138
saved and will use in the future
>>63521127
is the start of an epic new meme?
>>63521149
fug m8 im no picasso
>>63521077
>those herpies
>everyone scoring well
>Buttler will still get out for under 10
>people will still shill him
>m-muh potential
>m-muh exciting player
>>63521160
thanks picasso
>>63521168
who are the other keepers?
>>63521182
Bairstow
>>63521152
how new are you?
>>63521182
Bairstow is in the squad for a start. Not very consistent but he can still whack a decent innings once in a while.
I hate this thing where people say there's no one else. Buttler literally scores under 10 every time. YOU CAN LITERALLY PICK ANYONE ELSE AND THEY'LL PROBABLY DO BETTER.
>>63521190
for odi though? arent they trying to get more of a difference between the test and pyjama teams?
>>63521195
he's probably older than you if you can't recognise such an old fucking joke
>>63521168
he's got the fastest odi century for england and until his recent dip was in the top 10 strike rates for odi players in history, maybe he should be rested but you can't argue he should be discarded
>>63521168
>tfw Mathew Wade is unironically our meme-cricket keeper
>tfw it doesn't even matter because our team is so GOAT in pyjama cricket that he just gets shafted to batting @ 8
Honestly lads it's bizarre. I truly believe our meme cricket team is as good as anything >we had during the Golden Generation (not as good as 2003, but better than '99 and 2007 tbqh) but our Test team is still trash.
Why is it only brown people who shout to influence the calls?
You don't see Australia acting like that.
>>63521205
he's a fast scorer and had a few decent innings for >us in odi cricket, he's only in the test team because he's averaging about 100 in first class cricket this season and just wouldn't stop scoring during the ashes until he was called up
>>63521212
>Wade
He has the opposite problem, good batsman, terrible keeper.
>>63521211
He had a decent start but he's been trash for so long now. He's been given so many chances it's ridiculous, people can't keep saying you need to give him more time. He's been given SO long.
>>63521212
gotta love wade
the test team is getting there, slowly
>>63521090
Posting the named edition for the freshcunts
>>63521209
yeah but who's meme-ing who?
>>63521090
>>63521239
>>63521234
>the test team is getting there, slowly
>Ausfailian Keket bogans are LITERALLY this delusional
Beating Poo Peeland @ home means fuck all. >We haven't won in Asia for 4 years and haven't won in Englel since 2001 despite the fact we seem to play there every other year now
>>63521246
>tfw i honestly miss /cric/ threads in 2010/11 with goosey
cya guys, off to kill myself
>>63521246
>needing names
>not knowing all these faggots by heart
I dont know shiggies though, who is that?
>>63521253
Zerogoose was agenuinly good poster. Those threads were much better than the current ones. Our shitposting was more refined and we had decent cricket discussion. Now it's just pure, extremely low quality shitposting.
haha don't suppose any of your lads know anything about the interaction of the Australian Constitution with the Magna Carta do you ahaha
please respond if you do
>>63521250
>what does the word slowly mean
now that everyone who is going to retire imminently (save bitchwide) has left they can actually start trying to get people like burns and khawaja experience
granted this whole series at home is gonna get everyone's hopes up that the team is actually goat when its just the home effect
>>63521266
this desu senpai
>>63521255
/nrl/ poster
>>63521273
I highly doubt that is true.
>girl posting on 4chan
>girl posting on /sp/
>girl posting on /nrl/ of all placs on /sp/
>girl isn't even white
>>63521077
the great ronald dale in the background there
Runs drying up lads
bring back Roy tbqh
>>63521267
We took on Chapter 29 (I think)
>>63521266
it's the lack of brits lads, all you aussies do is shitpost and don't get me wrong your good at it but not much cricket happens here
>tfw back to work on monday
Should i injure myself at work and go on compo?
>>63521312
>your
>>63521300
>>63521300
That's why he took the pic lad
>>63521326
obviously m8, I was just surprised no one else had remarked on it yet
>>63521336
/cric/ is filled with thugby bogans
>japmoot killed mandrama
thank you based god
>>63521312
Nah, it's not even that. We had even fewer Brits back then. Our shitposting has just become so much worse. It's all this ironic shiposting and really poorly thought out shitposting. People just trying to be as retarded as possible basically.
>on course for big total
>almost all wickets in hand
>let's dig in boys
Can't fucking wait to play Pakistan next year, Pee Pooland has been nothing but a disappointment and the Windies will be even worse
heading down to the nets tomorrow lads, why aren't (You) honing your skills too?
>>63521416
because it's winter here you tit
>>63521416
I don't like leaving my room.
wew
>>63521410
pakistan never give a yelp here either
wish we were playing south africa over boxing day/new years next year instead
>>63521416
I haven't checked out my local teams yet.
Or even know if they exist.
Pretty sure I'd be Godly at this, tbqh
England somehow well on course for 300 boys, we will somehow fuck it up though. Hales attempting to prove he's a test match opener by not doing his best not to score boundaries
>just as I type this he get the first six of the innings
There's an actual crowd today lads
>>63521410
Hhahahahaha datz acutally wat u think?? south (the lejend) will ball to warner and midle stump wil be in warner anus after 150kph ball. Ahahaha i laff at ur idiotic commentz.
>>63521456
the best thing that could happen to your run rate right now is for Hales to get out tbqh
>>63521458
How disgusting.
>>63521462
RARE
A
R
E
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/23304729/#23304729
Messi blown the fuck out
>>63521462
>Sri Lankan
>in MY cric
>>63521468
Sri Lanka posts in these threads often. A few years ago that would've been rare.
>>63521462
Where have you been all this time Big Strong Lankan.
Please visit /cric/, it has memes.
>>63521464
the irony being just he just hit 2 DLF maximums
>>63521462
neat
>>63521462
australia on pooicide watch
>>63521470
The Posts about 30 minute quarters etc are me.
I literally learned and got into AFL only in 2012, and it was because of this board and a gambling problem.
>>63521458
friday after prayers is the only time the indentured servants are allowed to go to the cricket
>>63521499
>indentured servants
What the fuck?
>>63521468
>>63521474
>>63521479
>>63521486
>>63521492
>these freshcunts who weren't here for the T20 world cup in 2012
MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>63521470
top kek I actually made the last post in that thread
>>63521511
I enjoyed that tournament and the /cric/ that it brought
>>63521511
I'm literally ajd unironically the freshest cunt here, bruh.
I got your beautiful country's invitation to watch the other day.
>>63521533
CHOO CHOOOOOO
>>63521522
Messi is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a forward for Spanish club Barcelona and the Argentina national team m8
>>63521511
Good times m8. Back when the goose got doxxed.
>>63521505
that's effectively what the indians/pakis who work in the UAE are
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_rights_in_the_United_Arab_Emirates#Migrant_and_labour_rights
>>63521548
He is bowling spin for the pakis right now m8
Will Hales score a century?
dumping my personal collection of RC autism
>>63520570
I'm going to laugh my ass off the day Warner does in his ACL with that stupid memejump
England must have watched Australia dominate poopeeland and become inspired.
Hales going for the century
>>63521576
>brags about 10/10 life
>still shitposts here all day long
>>63521576
>cane
I literally haven't heard anyone say that since 2004
>>63521575
Will Hales is the Senior Vice President at IBERIA BANK m8
>>63521020
>white "men"
>>63521592
that's living the dream, I have to do stupid stuff to earn money, in an ideal world I would shitpost here during the day, get drunk and party at night unless there was cricket to be watched or played. instead I have to earn money and go to uni, if you don't think shitposting on 4chan is the dream then idk why your here
>>63521608
>Paradise Lost
Does he know that's literal and unironic fanfiction?
>>63521603
Those mods and regulars are literally the most pathetic people
>NELL!!!
>SILENT!!!!
>NELLLL!!!!!!
>>63521615
>creole
>respectfully hits you for a single
>>63521608
wew
>>63521626
I try my best to ignore it, but certainly not giving mr Hebemoto a red cent for another tv-tuner
play me at quizup you shit cunts
>Hales will get his century and then get out almost immediately because he starts slogging it
>>63521605
RC is most likely lying though. If I'm having good time in a foreign country last think I'd think of doing is to brag about it here.
I'm here because I've nothing better to do.
>>63521666
doesn't get better than that m8
British Airways will LITERALLY never have another indian passenger again
>>63521698
>BAdserviceBA
>>63521698
Where do Indians excrete 30,000 feet above the street?
Does this confirm Hales as the new opener lads?
>>63521717
yes tbqh
with England selectors you only need to get a good score 1 times out of 20
>>63521698
>indians will burn effigies of a plane in the streets because of this
>>63521717
Almost certainly.
He will now proceed to get out for 0 to Steyn and nothing will change.
>>63521726
>>63521735
>English optimism
I love you guys
Can't remember the last time England hit anything other than a single tbqh
>>63521748
>he doesn't know about Bell
>literally a cheeky 50 once per tour to remain in the side
>his entire career except for 1 or 2 good series
CHOOOCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>63521660
called it
At least Morgan can give the ball a good smack.
COLLAPSE
WHEN
>>63521757
I see now. You were forged by misery.
>>63521698
>>63521798
>>63521698
kek imagine being responsible for this and trying to explain to your boss why 1.2 billion people now hate your company
>>63521698
you'd think the tick would make them check his follower count
What are the chances of Morgan running back to Ireland to play for their inevitable test status challenge?
>>63521845
between 0 and 1, he's too comfy captaining england in pyjama cricket now
>England have unironically been under 0 pressure and are still NOT going to hit 300.
>>63521933
>6 overs left
>9 wickets in hand
>STILL haven't begun to meme it up
this game is looking more like a demonstration in effective running between the wickets tbqh
>>63521947
isn't that what the spectators want, a 22 yard dash simulator?
