The .700 Club
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You may only post ITT if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better
==Safe this week==
PATRIOTS (at Giants)
BENGALS (vs Texans)
PANTHERS (at Titans)
Broncos (vs Chiefs)
==In danger this week==
Packers (vs Lions)
Cardinals (at Seahawks)
Vikings (at Raiders)
==Applying for membership==
CLOSED FOR NOW, KEEP ON WINNING OR EAT SHIT
everyone else fuck off
==Club Notices==
--Membership and Applications--
Falcons membership REVOKED. Good job scoring 3 points when you needed 4, good effort. Losing to the Saints, Buccaneers, and 49ers is one hell of a way to go out.
Luckily enough for the Falcons though, they are now 6-3 and can earn their way back in by winning their next game. They are on their peri- I mean bye, this week though so they won't be applying right now.
The only other teams eligible for applying soon will be the Jets and whichever of the 3 teams in danger right now end up dropping out. If any of them do, that would be an interesting race to get back in, because all of them would face a gatekeeper of sorts. In week 11 the Packers and Vikings face each other, and the Cardinals meet the Bengals on the game that was flexed into SNF.
>>63456929
panthers/pats/bengals 1.000 shitposting incoming, get ready
>>63456942
==Club Notices==
--The Blacklist--
It's that time of the year again, only it came a lot sooner than I expected. HALF of the league is on the blacklist now, so it's going to be faster to list the non-member teams that are NOT blacklisted, rather than the ones that are. Even then, pretty much all of them have 4 losses and are an inch away from ending up on it too.
The Dolphins, Saints, Redskins, and Buccaneers joined the blacklist this week, adding to the Colts, Texans, Chiefs, Ravens, Jaguars, Titans, Chargers, Browns, 49ers, Bears, Cowboys, and Lions.
Teams that still have a ray of hope are the Falcons, Jets, Steelers, Giants, Bills, Raiders, Eagles, Seahawks, and Rams. A slight, meager, faint ray of hope that could be extinguished at any time. Look both ways when crossing the street, you never know when you could be run over.
>>63456967
==Club Notices==
--Miscellaneous--
I hope you enjoyed Patriots-Jets, Broncos-Packers, and Panthers-Packers over the last 3 weeks, because this week there are no games between club members. Can't get what you want every single week, unless of course you are Tom Brady in which case you really don't have time to be browsing /sp/.
Actually a semi-interesting slate of primetime games this week. The Bills at Jets game could knock out the Jets' hopes of club re-entry soon. If the Cardinals can win in Seattle, it may as well be the division gauntlet being handed over to the new wardens of the NFC West. Texans at Bengals doesn't really sound all that great of a game, but Andy Dalton lost half of his 4 playoff losses to the Texans and can make his case for not being complete ass in primetime anymore.
>>63456959
stay mad
>>63457059
uhhhh im a patsfag though?
Why is it called the .700?
Why not just say 70%?
>>63457110
Because it looks and sounds cooler Norwegian
>>63457189
Are you sure it's just not 3metric5you?
>>63457110
because you are dumb and swedish
also .700 has more digits, it would have to be permille instead of percent which is equally dumb and swedish
>>63457110
carry-over from how we look at baseball batting averages. a lot of autism in baseball fandom so ".381 IS MASSIVELY DIFFERENT THAN .388!!!!!
>>63457110
there's a shitposting religious show in america called the 700 club
>>63457374
football is a better religion anyways desu
>>63457059
Fuck the Puckers
Cardinals > Panthers > Vikings > Packers desu
no january lambeau games this season
>elite
>4 of the 7 teams have 0 (zero) rings
kek
>PATRIOTS (at Giants)
>BENGALS (vs Texans)
Those are the least safe.
They're both trap games against trap teams that pull out wins they shouldn't on them.
>Cardinals clinch division
>mfw their offense still shows up inconsistently in playoffs
>>63456929
>Packers in danger vs the Lions
>the fucking Lions
no
>>63458896
Are you unaware of what .700 signifies?
>>63458935
A win percentage for the beginning of the season?
>>63458949
And so if the Benglas and Pats fall to 8-1?...
>>63458970
Ill shitpost in /nfl/?
>>63459009
Carry on then soldier
>>63456989
>implying based Tom doesn't sit around in his underwear and shitpost all day because real life has become too easy and pedestrian
>>63459114
>giving up something easy and pedestrian for something even easier and more pedestrian
pretty sure that's not how it works
>==In danger this week==
>Packers (vs Lions)
>Packers
>in danger
>against the lions
>at home
0/10
>>63459547
Lions were one batting call away from beating Seattle at home.
Ziggy Ansah nearly killed Ruslel
>>63458970
>bengals
>losing to the toxins at home
top lel
>>63459573
but the Seattle Detox are not a good team
Unfortunately I think the Vikings will be out of the club next Sunday if Teddy doesn't play.
If he doesn't AP is gonna have to have his best game of the year
prediction for superb owl ?
>>63459606
>Bengals in primetime
I could see it
>>63459669
Panthers > Patriots 34 - 17
>>63460672
panthers are only gonna be regular season kings, will lose to the cardinals in the divisional round or something like that
You're all faggots there's still undefeated teams left
>>63459606
Not the point of the post in the least bit...
>>63459669
Cardinals vs Patriots
Panthers are the football version of the 2013 Indians.
>>63459659
He's probable to play, he was only heem sleepy for one play
>>63459547
Why all the newfags on /sp/ lately
>>63459688
They beat the Broncos last year in Prime time and this year dominated the browns. The confidence is coming back.
>>63462261
>getting confidence from dominating the browns
paper tiger
>>63458832
Cheesehead faggots on suicide watch
>>63462446
Considering Carolina has a bigger win compared to both the Bengals AND the Patriots, I don't think anyone can talk right now. Remember, a win over a pro team is still a win.
Plus the Bengals did beat the Super Bowl runner up. We're only now seeing what teams are good and not. That includes the Pats who have played essentially nobody aside the Jets.
>>63462542
>Plus the Bengals did beat the Super Bowl runner up
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>>63462753
Someone's insecure. Calm your autistic ass down. Never said they're going to win the super bowl. But quit trying to discredit wins. It's embarrassing.
I HATE the Patriots, but you know what? They're a damn good football team. I give credit where credit is due. No bias. Personally, I try to not be a jackass.
>>63462860
If a team beats a good team, good for them and we can all bitch over exactly how relevant that win is.
Basing the validity of a win off of how a team did last season means absolutely nothing. It would be like bragging about beating the Giants because they once had LT a long time ago.
>>63462923
Which is fairly true. But considering everyone wants to bring up the past with the Bengals I felt it was fair. Realistically, the Bengals are either the 2nd or 3rd best team at this moment. Not because of record, but because of perseverance and health. We'll see how good they are down the stretch. But as of this moment, 8-0 is 8-0.
Does any team draw as much analangst as the packers?
maybe the pats (or just brady on his own) but it seems like more people are happy to see the pack lose than their own team win.
>>63459547
that'd not the point you retard
I don't think we're in danger against the raiders, We might take a loss in Arizona, Atlanta and maybe lose one of the 2 Green Bay Games.
Puckers will drop games against Arizona, Raiders, and the Cowboys with returned Romo and likely the @Vikings game.
Roll into the conference game and get shut out in a defensive struggle
>>63459659
He'll play, he passed the first test 100%, no reason why he would get worse as the week goes when he's that young.
Everything is going wrong for us, Wallace is dropping easy passes, Rudolph isn't being thrown the ball enough, refballed like crazy against Rams and Chiefs, 3 key players injured last game- yet keep winning, and only lost by 3 @Denver.
If shit starts clicking, they're a top 4 team, plus they can improve the O-line in the off season
>>63463827
The vikings aren't winning another game this year, cap it.
Your team is finished.
>>63458896
>>63458927
>>63459547
>>63461563
>>63463827
Every single week with this shit.
>>63464132
The vikings next game is against a team they beat in the Pre-season... I'm not worried
>>63464243
Wtf
Fellow Vikings fan here, you should be worried about the Raiders. Also, believing preseason results mean a goddamn thing
>>63464243
>preseason
>>63464243
>>63463827
hi paul
How many times will the Vikings beat the Packers this year?
What's going on with Eddie Lacy?
Is it him or the offense in general?
>>63465987
At least once, probably twice.
>thinking that Arizona is going to win their division
Get fucked NFL. I hate you all
>>63464320
This, family.
I consider 12-4 a stretch. 9-7 sounds right unless the offense can start capitalizing, >we are well below league average in efficiency.
>>63464243
Are you fucking retarded? Based Carr is gonna dogwalk you faggots for 350 yds 4 tds
>>63456967
>coming soon...
>>63457110
jesus show
>>63458896
>gnats
>.5
>muh prophecy
>>63468965
>>63456929
>in danger
>packers
Oh how the mighty have fallen. Imagine if they lose their membership to the fucking lions.
>>63459669
Bengals over Panthers 24-10
>>63468965
whats wrong with his face?
>>63456929
>Vikings (at Raiders)
excluding the qb position
this game is too onesided to even be on the danger list
raiders barely lost against shittburgh and choked against the bears
Somebody make a 1.000 club thread, I'm not trying to post amongst fans of these inferior teams
The Dolphins could win out and still be .012 out of the club. Eat shit Miami, I thought you were supposed to challenge the Pats for the AFCE
>>63472164
>vikings vs raiders
>one sided
Your meme defense is going to get exposed by carr and cooper. The viqueens 6-2 record is incredibly misleading.
>>63466032
It's him. If Starks is able to find holes and make the plays, you know the O-line is doing their job with those plays. I think Eddie's ankle is still getting to him, he's too fat, and has slowed down a lot, so he's easier to tackle.
>tfw just a realistic Vikings fan who is enjoying the ride.
Not going to lie. I will be disappointed if we don't fetch a wild card.
>>63472185
How about the one and done club?
>>63474153
dalton and peyton crying in a corner?
>>63474148
Probably not going to happen when you're QB is a mix of the hamburgler and Wes "brain pain" Welker
>>63468965
He's doing Werdum faec
Lions > Puckers
That is all
hmm
club lives on
>this loser who always writes these thread notes that thinks hes funny
fuck off lr soe
>>63493203
>this flag
>this topic
the united caliphate doesn't even qualify for the .000 club
>>63472658
I don't think the raiders are winning that one. Even if they do well Vs the vikings def i still see AP running all over them. Vikings just need to shut down carr and i think they can do that. This might be Denver vs Raiders all over again. 24-13 Vikings
Post >yfw the Giants beat the Patriots
>>63493641
i agree tbqh this shit should speak for itself, and putting all the shit in separate posts instead of the OP is retarded
>>63456929
Saints fan reporting.
I just posted in your faggy club thread. Half your club doesn't even have a ring. Pathetic. Kiss it bitch.
>be panthers fan
>loving the 8-0
>realize they are just going to throw their season away in the playoffs because they will get greedy in the 4th quarter
>>63464243
>>63464243
you don't know what preseason is, do you
>>63466350
who else?
Lambs?
Shithawks?
>>63494056
Funny, no replies. Probably because it won't happen.
Remember:
Post >yfw the Bills beat the Patriots
Post >yfw the Colts beat the Patriots
Post >yfw the Jets beat the Patriots
Post >yfw the Dolphins beat the Patriots
catbros welcome to bask in our glory
>>63464132
>>63499064
how is this man such a hero
>>63499071
listen to him wired for sound. At around 2:40 you can hear his reaction to that dirty hit on Teddy
http://www.vikings.com/media-vault/videos/Vikings-Wired-Mike-Zimmer-vs-St-Louis/5b0e9ab1-6bcc-431e-bc91-0b1b8896aca4
I love our fucking coach.
>>63495816
reporting
>>63499139
humor of a ten year old
>>63499092
Based Zimmer.
Feels good to be a member of the .700 club, but with the schedule going forward i hope we dont get fucked by the missed opportunity in denver and that derpy game 1
>>63502699
>derpy
no need to downplay it friend, you got your asses handed to you straight up
>>63468762
>Believing Carr will do anything against that defense
If the Vikings lose, it's because of our offense, not theirs
>>63503316
lol no your defense is going to get rekt and you will have to eat crow, only chance you have is storming their meh defense with your offense
>/sp/ still falls for the ">x in danger" bait
>>63504010
>implying its even bait
those people are just straight up dumb
>>63466032
>>63459613
Yet they beat the Puckers in the NFCC. Twice
import java.util.Scanner;
public class Blurg
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
Scanner console = new Scanner(System.in);
System.out.println("What team do you want, senpai? ");
String choice = console.nextLine();
if (choice.equalsIgnoreCase("Patriots"))
{
System.out.println("Congratulations, you have chosen success!");
}
else if (choice.equalsIgnoreCase("Giants"))
{
System.out.println("You have chosen the 4-year meme team.");
}
else if (choice.equalsIgnoreCase("Broncos"))
{
System.out.println("> cheering for a sports team in a state with legal marijuana");
}
else
{
System.out.println("REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!");
}
}
}
>>63494151
lol @ an aints fan trying to lord over anyone with their katrina ring and shit franchise that no one that lives above sea level cares about. enjoy living in a shithole, nigger bitch.
>>63503316
Please remember this on Sunday and let it soak in how wrong you were. You clearly haven't watched any raiders games this year
>>63505729
not this season
>>63494151
>won their ring in a year where they were a club member
you proved absolutely nothing
>>63463375
if you post a image of brady with no context what so ever you will piss off 80% of the posters in this board
all the puckers combined don't bring the amount of asshurt of just brady alone let alone dark hoody and the ret of the pats
Bengals are da bomb
How bad will /sp/ shit themselves if the Loins beat the Puckers on Sunday...?
>>63519283
Packers only lose to good teams fa m. Rodgers has made a living off of beating shitty teams
>>63519348
I know, but still.. There is always that very slim, outside chance where all the wrong/right situations occur and a shitty team can overcome a better team.
Just wondering how the reactions would be should they fall to 6-3 to the Lions
>>63459669
New York VS New England
ROUND III
>>63519381
but the only teams that have that slimmest of chance is mediocre teams, the lions are so fucking shit that the only question is how big the margin of victory will be
>>63495276
Just enjoy the ride m8
>Cardinals
>in danger
>against the shecocks
>>63493785
Vikings are not gonna shut down a fuckin thing. Michelle Crabtree is actually playing and AC is the real deal. Raiders defense is shit so I expect a bit of a shoot out but running teams typically dont win those type if games
Raidnigs win 35 - 24
>>63463827
let's see:
1. LOSS vs SF (3-6)
2. win vs DET (1-7)
3. win vs SD (2-7)
4. loss vs DEN (7-1)
6. win vs KC (3-5)
7. win vs DET (1-7)
8. win vs CHI (3-5)
9. win vs STL (4-4)
10. vs OAK (4-4)
11. vs GB (6-2)
12. vs ATL (6-3)
13. vs SEA (4-4)
14. vs ARI (6-2)
15. vs CHI (3-5)
16. vs NYG (5-4)
17. vs GB (6-2)
soooo you've only played one team over .500 and lost, one team at .500 and won, and then all wins againts the dumpsterfires of the league...
the easy part is over. MIN will be lucky to finish 8-8. welcome to reality
>>63465707
IALTO
>>63524040
COMING FOR YOU BRIDGEWATA
>>63466350
>Thinking the shithawks are going to recover
Funnily enough, though, the Tardinals are the only team in that division that HASN'T won an owl
Is this going to finally be the game Bradley puts Elias Manningham away?
Gnats have been an enormous thorn in the Patsies side in recent history, but the NY defense is absolutely gutted right now and their best player has an oven mitt for a hand and isn't fully conditioned for game action.
>>63526547
Why does it matter that their Long Snapper has an oven mitt hand?
>>63456929
>Packers in danger
>Facing the fucking lions
>At home
If any game is safe its this fucking game.
>>63505734
>using if-else statements to check reponse inout instead of just a while with cases
Him: How you want your code efficenicy f a m ?
Me: JUST
>>63523825
>>63526328
This is the 700 club, not 500 club you fucking scrubs. Stay out. Our D shuts down everyone you stupid bastard, Carr isn't doing shit besides throwing a pick and losing. No one has scored more than 23 points on us all year you cunt. Learn to look up fucking states before talking shit. We're going to beat you, and you'll claim refball, or its rigged. Kill yourself and your shit, no name team who hasn't been relevant in the past 40+ years.
>>63527299
>0 owls
>>63527363
This club is literally not for you. Get fucked raidnigger.
>>63527299
enjoy the 8-8 club by end of season... you cant play teams under .500 all season you know
>>63527363
>this season
I mean, you don't see delusional Cowboys fans posting in these threads anymore. They know their place and you should know yours.
>>63527581
That's weird, I obviously see things, I thought Teddy had 240 yards and a TD on the Broncos and we got refballed out of the win.
>>63527783
>this is the highlight of his career
>>63528279
Yeah, not the 6 other 300 yard games he has had, huh? Fuck off back to the scrub club faggot. You wont even break 7 wins this year
>>63526728
I really hope you're baiting. Every fucking week dude.
>>63528390
What do you think he's dreaming of?
>an owl?
>surpassing Tyrod Taylor?
>>63527783
>240 and a td
>a performance to be excited about
>>63527783
i see a loss, against the ONLY team theyve played over .500. period. FIVE of their remaining games are against teams over .500, one is SEA, and the other is CHI... so one win guaranteed. thats it.... 8-8 is your future. even mentioning D as a positive, given that soft soft schedule so far, is embarrassing.
>>63528697
Oh but Rodgers is the best QB ever, yet he only threw for 77 yards on 20+ Pass attempts.
>>63529272
Raiders aren't over 500 faggot, and we have beat .500 teams already we just beat one last week.
Now get that foot out of your fucking mouth you fucktard.
Rodgers couldn't even put up 80 yards on the Broncos yet teddy shredded them.
>>63527783
>we're going to beat you , and you'll claim refball
>mention team that beat your team
>we got refballed
youve gone full retard
>Packers
>In danger
>vs Lions
Fucking lel
>>63529388
what do you think you're talking about?? never said shit about raiders.... i also said OVER .500 anyway
refer to >>63524040
you havent beat a team over .500.... youre schedule was soft, and soon wont be
8-8. cap it
>>63529422
I HAVENT WATCHED ANY GAIMS SO I CLAIM HES FALSELY ACCUSING THE BRONCOS OF REFBALL/RIGGING THE POST.
>>63529502
We have faced one above 500 team faggot, kill yourself.
>>63529592
ffs i hope youre trolling. please learn to read.
>>63529647
Pretty sure he isn't, Viking fans are usually chill but there's this one turbo autist
>>63529508
you're bad at shitposting. i dont really think walsh getting free shots at points and missing bc he sucks counts as refball... or being handed easy ints time and time again and STILL losing counts as refball. they had every chance to win that game.
>>63529508
pls tell me all about helmet to helmet rules since you seem to understand them so well
>>63505734
We get it, you're taking intro to Comp Sci in Java.
>>63530300
helmets are bad, heads are bad, the nfl is bad, we should all just be headless mexicans and play soccer
