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>the year is 2016
>the undefeated Cleveland Cavaliers have swept their way into the Eastern Conference finals
>the Miami Heat have fought through multiple season ending injuries and scraped by through 2 nail-biting 7 game series to reach the ECF
>LeBron look poised and ready to sweep the series and return to the finals for the 6th straight time
>The Heat are terrified of the unstoppable force coming their way
>They're huddled together crying in the locker room before game 1
>There is one man who knows no fear
>His name is Deng
>He walks out onto the court by himself
>The Cleveland crowd heckles him as he calmly steps into the center of the court to face LeBron James for the beginning jump ball
>LelBron has a smile on his face, "Who does this old ass washed up African nigga think he is?" he sneers.
>Deng remains silent
>The ref throws the ball into the air for the jumpball, clearly being paid off by the Cavs he throws it straight to LeBron
>Deng then unleashes an explosion of spirit energy and rockets himself into the air
>He grabs the ball in mid-air from half court and flies to the other end of the court for a glass shattering slam dunk
>Cleveland is stunned, the crowd is silent
>Deng throws the ball to LeBron. "Your move."
>>67562909
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>LeBron hides his fear and goes straight at Deng, hoping to counter attack with a posterizing dunk
>Deng stands still, takes a deep breath, closes his eyes, focus his spirit energy on the ball, and telepathically blocks LeBron, sending him flying into the stands
>"H-h-he just blocked him without even touching him!" Kyrie Irving exclaims
>Irving is terrified of Deng, he tries to run off the court but he takes one step and trips, breaking his knee for the 17th time
>Deng has the ball in his hands now, he's flying down the court at the speed of light, only Matthew Dellavadova has the courage to stand in his way
>Deng sighs, "silly white boi" and opens a portal to another dimension which sucks Delly in
>The Cavaliers run off the court in fear while Deng racks up the scoreboard. The crowd is stunned, they can't stop watching the majesty or even open their mouths to boo and scream
>Deng wins the game for his team and the Cavs forfeit the next 3 games
>As the Miami Heat wait out the final countdown on game 4 with no opponents, the Miami home crowd is going crazy
>The Evil King Tyrant LeBron's reign over the Eastern conference has finally ended
>Deng has achieved an enlightened ethereal form, his skin glowing bright with an indescribable euphoria
>the roof of the arena opens up, a beam of light from another dimension gazes down upon Deng
>without a word, he steps into the light and is slowly lifted up into a higher plane of existence
>as he elevates into immortality, the whole world looks on in awe
>too stunned by the beauty to make actual sounds, all they can do is mouth those sacred words
"Thank You Based Deng."
Thank you based Deng.
THANK YOU BASED DENG
THANK YOU BASED DENG
GRACIAS BASIDO DENGU-CHAN
>>67563333
DIGITS CONFIRM
THANK YOU BASED DENG
TYBD
Is this pasta?
Autism
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>>67563333
THANK YOU BASED DENG
TYBD
TYBD
ETERNAL DENG
>>67563418
post her nudes famalam
>>67562916
THANK
YOU
BASED
DENG
THANK YOU BASED DENG
thank you based deng
>>67564105
>her
THANK YOU ETERNALLY BASED DENG
>>67562916
>the whole world looks in awe
you're aware barely anyone watches basketball outside of North America, right?
>inb4 some burger responds with "but tha is the whole wurld haha righ guiz?
THANK YOU BASED DENG
>>67565201
>I respond seriously to copypasta
>canadians
TYBD
THANK YOU BASED DENG
>2016
>NOT THANKING BASED DENG
