old>>67508566
New TUF episode in two bongs
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckw2lfuVTdM
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Vomitor 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellasnore 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Glass chin vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Cockhold v Boy)
6/17: Poopator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (Autism vs Pedophilia)
6/24: Smellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Two Banjos v Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Ultimate Surrender Edition)
7/9: The Conor Show ft. DC-Jones II
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson-Chiesa)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm-Shevchenko)
7/31: UFC 201
Nudes:
>Dana and the Fertittas have Conor at gunpoint
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mma-cagewriter/dana-white-says-relationship-with-conor-mcgregor--great--despite-ufc-200-snafu-195424515.html
>BJ Penn v Cole Miller at 199
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11660968/bj-penn-vs-cole-miller-in-the-works-for-ufc-199
>Helwani BTFO Schaub
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/730156413696217088
repost from last thread cuz why the fuck not.
>man, sucks about Silva. gall bladder stuff messes up metabolism. he'll probably come back, but time isn't on his side and is there a reason he isn't doing mega fights? no way A Silva's a title contender anymore, but i'd like to see him fight against interesting match ups like Nate Diaz, GSP, and, who else, Conor, or is the size discrepancy too great there?
>also, i think Miocic takes the title. i love Werdum but see Miocic using his striking to hurt Werdum.
Lets start a kickstarter to buy ufc for ourselves
>canada
is there any reason to watch TUF tonight other than clawjiah being cute?
8th for UFC collapse
>>67516014
second this
Megan Olivi breaking news on UFC Tonight
>BJ vs Cole Miller
>16 flyweights from other organizations on TUF for flyweight title shot
>"most exciting season of TUF ever"
kek
>>67516014
who's name gets signed on the contract?
You are now aware that Cole Miller was a contestant on TUF 5, the season BJ coached
Will he be one of the 16 new flyweights on TUF?
Benavidez does look like a faggot in this pants.
>>67516235
Mighty mouses toughest test yet
PRAY FOR WANDERLEI
HE GOT HIT BY A CAR LIKE NOG
OH GOD
>>67516155
koksal baba
And to think this fat cunt gave me a ban warning
>>67516112
What organization will take their place?
>>67516330
>>67516342
UFC will get bought then split up and a new one will take over in the course of 10 years
>>67516300
man, i honestly hope he has a good comeback. maybe win 3-4 fights, fight Fedor (heh, remember the proposed reality series with that name?), fight Kimbo, rematch Tito and call it a career.
>>67516332
that place is infested with SJWs and whiteknighting cucks, not surprised 2bh
>>67516551
You should've seen the comment section on Belfort using the word slavery not long ago, some of the cringiest shit i've ever seen
>>67516808
Moderators are the same on every site desu
>>67516910
meant for
>>67516332
Could MM stop the takedown?
>>67516968
he's so angry
>>67516910
bullshit, BE and Mania are opposite ends of the spectrum on what mods let people get away with
>>67517032
Are they better on Mania? I don't use the comment sections on news sites.
>>67516332
lol this guy's hairline is getting BTFO
>>67517079
People on Mania pretty much get away with posting whatever they want, it's like being on /b/ except MMA related arguments
Depends if that's your thing I guess, I like mma fighting the best
What if he pulls it off again?
>>67516999
>>67516951
Am I the only one who thinks these elbows are illegal? It doesn't change the fact that Antonio was almost out, though. 12-6 to me.
>>67517141
/heem/ would explode
>>67517200
seem like run of the mill elbows to the ear to me
they let plenty of fighters get away with that sort of thing
>>67517200
yes you are the only one who thinks they are illegal. plus if they were any bit questionable big face would have already made a stink about it
>>67517200
you're right, those are def 12-6
>>67517306
pretty sure they're soccer kicks. this win will be overturned shortly
>>67517200
I hate the rule, but those are definitely 12-6 elbows.
>>67517272
>>67517286
ok
>>67517306
ok
>>67517141
2-1 for Faber, a title, a blowjob and the most anticipated fight at Bantamweight against TJ.
/heem/ would implode.
>>67517200
Who do you lads think will win this season of TUF?
My picks are Andrew Sanchez and Tatiana Suarez
>>67517200
i think that 12-6 elbow rule is one of the murkier rules ones out there. yeah, i think they're basically 12-6, but i've seen refs them not call them as well as call them. i like that they're allowed because it's a good weapon against the prolonged takedown wrestlers love going for and if strikers didn't have it, then there'd be even more lay in pray following the limited arsenal against take downs. however, i think they can be brutal, as seen in the Brown v Barnett and Struve v Bigfoot.
>>67517200
>>67517200
not illegal
>>67517499
>>67517499
illegal
>>67517460
someone is making money off of this guy, and I don't think it's him.
Bantamweight - 2016/2017
Thomas Almeida defeats Cody Garbrandt via Round 1 TKO
TJ Dillashaw defeats Raphael Assuncao via Unanimous Decision
Dominic Cruz defeats Urijah Faber via Unanimous Decision
Thomas Almeida defeats TJ Dilashaw in No 1 Condender Fight via Round 2 TKO
John Dodson defeats Nik Lentz via Round 2 TKO
Thomas Almeida defeats Dominic Cruz via Round 1 TKO to become Champion
Urijah Faber defeats TJ Dillashaw via guillotine in retirement fight
John Dodson defeats TJ Dillashaw and sends him to Bellator
>Almeida is 24-0 Undefeated Champion
>Cruz gets injured again
>TJ Bellator
CAP THIS POST.
>>67517558
Someone does have to beat Cruz eventually. I wonder if that will happen before Cruz gets old and past his prime or while he's still at his best.
>>67517658
>before
*when
>>67517658
classy
>>67517450
scumbag
>>67516332
i GUARANTEE this guy posts on /heem/
>>67517753
Almedia is solid boy material desu
I could see him being champion in the future
>>67517827
He'll have to develop his movement a fucking ton if he wants to be champ
The best fighters in his class have amazing movement
TUF is starting in 33 minutes.
>>67517773
good, I hope he see's his fatass face here
>>67517773
i guarantee you he doesn't he would have left the first time someone called him a faggot and he couldn't ban them or downvote them
>>67516286
Baba has solid boxing, Mike. He drops professional boxers in sparring, I've seen it for myself.
>>67517944
he's likely a janny as well u goof
RIZIN will be the next PRIDE.
>>67518057
>carlos toyota
TUF starts in 18 bings.
>>67518378
got a stream??????????????????
>yfw in CM Punk's debut, him and Mickey Gall have a FOTY candidate and Punk somehow wins
>>67518616
TUF is live.
>>67519090
>no stream
KYS
>>67519142
find it yourself
>>67519162
nypa faggot
my only picks for 200 so far are for the main and co-main respectively:
Beet
Cormier
both win via KOs
>>67520004
god i hope cormier wins
>>67516332
he banned me
wish i could heem him
>>67517200
no, they're not
he's clearly bringing them down with an arc (they're hitting the side of BF's head)
any arc means it's not 12-6
ded sport
ded thread
>>67515779
>Embeddeds are not in the OP
>>67517551
he's dead mate.
>>67525862
this OP was made to start a thread war yesterday
>>67516332
>fat
>glasses
>JUST tier hair
>goes on plebbit
>MODS plebbit
fuckin hell
>>67515779
>taking out ONE FC and EFN
why
>>67517117
What's up with Americans being obsessed with hairlines? Same goes with height, Americans lie about their height all the fucking time.
>>67528838
>T-they h-have to be lying
>manlet detected
I'm 6'6" btw
>>67516235
whats his story?
>>67528850
But what about hairlines? From what I saw black folk care about it the most because of how often their hairline is fucked and they don't have much of hair anyway.
Reminder that there is value in every Brazilian on this card.
>>67518616
How many cups of coffee should a mixed martial artist have per day minimum?
>>67529013
0. Martial artists don't Use drugs.
>>67528693
disgusting
i live for efn
>>67528961
people of african descent can't grow hair like europeans, their hair is considerably different
i've never thought about my hairline/haircut i've always just shaved it with buzz clippers
>>67529013
CLAWDJEEA WILL DESTROY JOE-ANNA JIDSKADSKIELBASAPETRIOKURWAZJYDUCK
>>67524487
fighter bash? so you can only post positive things about the fighters, that place is a fuckin' safe box
read this
>>67529085
Claudia Dos Anjos
>>67524487
holy shit
>>67529081
That's a rule around here too, though.
>>67529085
why would they test her in that frequency
>>67529085
>quietriot
>>67529041
Is Lorenzo a manlet?
>>67529239
>>67529085
>tfw Claudia will never hold me in her big arms and tell me everythings gonna be ok
>>67529081
>>67529107
to put it into context, this is the article I had commented on
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/3/11/11199902/ufc-parry-jon-jones-is-the-biggest-dick-on-the-planet
Uriah Hall is no longer my boy, implying that Kennedy and Brunson don't deserve to fight him and getting pissed off at fans for asking general questions.
>>67529498
Uriah is a fucking faggot!
>>67516342
Reebok FC
>>67528838
>What's up with Americans being obsessed with hairlines?
dude it's not americans it's just black guys in general and 100% of heem americans are black
>>67529000
reminder that I BTFO you in the previous thread and you didn't even reply
>>67529529
>reminder that I BTFO you in the previous thread and you didn't even reply
I saw that, it was pretty spot on bud
Is it too early for a new thread?
>>67529549
Thanks bud. I don't blame him really, he got BTFO pretty bad
>>67528838
Balding manlet detected, how is it going Artem?
>>67529574
I think we need at least 3 more
NEW
A>>67524
>>67524717
>>67524717
>>67524717
>>67524717
>>67517306
>>67517200
>>67517366
Do you motherfuckers know what a clock looks like, the twelve is at the top, and the six is at the bottom, thats why they are called 12-6, those were 9-3 which are completely legal
>>67529597
you're being memed on
>>67529635
Actually you are. We were all in on it.
>>67529656
actually no
>>67529689
actually yes
>>67529689
Actually yeah. don't worry though man it was just a prank no hard feelings
>>67529710
>>67529713
actually, no
Actually stfu I'd heem you all
>>67529717
Do you mind if I use this footage for my YouTube channel?
>>67529597
You and I have different concepts of 9 o'clock. Mine is correct, yours is not.
Stipe seems like a swell blue collar fella. I hope he at least doesn't get heemed.
even if stipe had the skills to heem werdum, do you think he would have the courage?
stipe would get murdered on spot by my civilized brethren
>>67529922
How weird must you feel when someone answers your tweet with a pic of you as PP and your name as TN and @. With an account that is probably 100% dedicated to you.
That ought to be pretty disturbing imo
>>67529939
Depends how things go. If all the other hues win that night, Werdum losing might keep things just lukewarm. Werdum is far from an established champion, so it's not going to be like Weidman knocking out Silva.
>>67529960
i'd fingerpop myself over any positive comments, let alone accounts dedicated to worshiping me
What happens if Vitor has to miss the card too for some reason? Would that be last time Brazilians ever get on a main card?
>>67530020
Don't jinx it.
>>67529987
werdum literally reserved 100+ seats for violent hooligans of his hometeam tho
What happens if Claudia fails one of her 3 drug tests this week?
>>67530020
Why Vitor specifically ?
Regardless of what happens tonight, does anyone think either Stipe or Werdum can defend that title more than twice? It's yet to happen in the history of the UFC, which makes it kind of hard for me to take the HW belt seriously.
>>67530038
how many will wear that mask?
>>67529939
>inb4 Werdum gets heem'd and Brazil becomes a rare flag once again
>>67530045
She probably gets her title shot taken away and suspended like any other fighter?
shit thread
>>67530073
thanks literal jim
who fights joanna
>>67530052
Even if that happens, HW will always have the unpredictability of the ko's.
>>67530060
cmon man I started browsing heem 2 weeks after aldo lost
nothing can make me go away
>>67530046
He's pissed hot before and he's almost 40. I don't WANT it to happen, but these last few years show that the MMA Gods don't care what I want.
>>67530038
Stipe could heem all of them
>>67530078
Who cares?
My Claudia is the only one that matters.
>>67530084
how big a deal was aldo getting heemd in brazil?
>>67530045
Claudia's smile and urine must be protected
>>67530078
rose?
Lmao Canada is still crying in the old thread about being BTFO
>>67530114
Claudia failed her drug test. Karolina is fighting Joanna. Joanna is more cunty toward her than even Claudia.
>>67530045
she pretends to retire to duck a USDA ban and then starts a social media campaign to save face while she quietly waits for her suspension to be up
>>67530139
Rose is on the cusp of a complete mental breakdown and being institutionalized
>>67530127
not as big as 7-1
>>67515779
Good OP, op
>>67530162
I thought Torres will win, But I'm happy that Rose won and didn't permaheem herself.
Anyone sick of Joanna's shit?
Will Canada ever recover?
>>67530127
from 0 to 10, bout 0,25
literally no one cares about mma anymore (non-normies don't apply ofc), I think globo stopped showing fights 3 years ago
it's probably because of the crisis, UFC couldn't make any money with Brazil so they stopped investing here and tried to remove all brazilian belts
now that our government is changing (impeachment) and people think the economy will recover we are starting to see UFC look at Brazil with love again
>>67530167
>>67530221
only reason we are sick of it, is because we have no fight to watch of hers
>>67530261
>caring about soccer
>the sperg obsessed with me is back
Yessss
>>67530261
>that last neighbor bhai pooing himself
kek
>butt devastation confirmed
>>67530261
That was one of the most retarded forced meme threads I've ever seen on /sp/. There was nothing in the McGregor v Aldo fight that related to 7 seconds, it was just unoriginal samefags who wanted to have reality conform to their memes
Good thread, OP.
what did she mean by this?
>>67530185
>>67530326
Thanks
>>67530337
>tfw she got that uroboros pussy
>>67530337
#serbia
>>67530373
never forget
>>67530373
>>67530383
nevar forget
>>67515779
Good OP, OP
Posting up to date news and previous thread
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67524717
NEWS:
>My quaternary antiboy BJ Penn set to get BTFO
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11660968/bj-penn-vs-cole-miller-in-the-works-for-ufc-199
>Cejudo, Benavidez will coach TUF 24
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11661116/joseph-benavidez-henry-cejudo-to-coach-on-the-ultimate-fighter-24
>Nig Nog is senile
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/as-40th-birthday-looms-ufc-198s-antonio-rogerio-nogueira-not-ruling-out-title-run
>>67530318
but the post numbers
>>67530257
How much exposure/media do non-brazilian champs get over there? I'm always curious how products are viewed in other markets.
Got an exciting email today. Expect /heem/ to get a lot better very soon.
>>67530410
he's a big guy
>>67530447
Did Conor get hit by a car?
>>67530447
CM Punk to fight Brock Lesnar in Chicago?
>>67530445
lol I miss him
>>67530472
>>67530488
he's implying he's gonna be a new jannie
obviously that's false
>tfw I BTFO of Canada so hard he is trying to live in the past to forget about his pain
Lmao
why did mcgregor start his ufc career at feddaweight?
i still don't get it
https://twitter.com/UFCFightPass/status/730813451199598592
>Guy Yoshimitsu
full meme
>>67530505
I'm behind on my lore; what warranted this savagery?
>>67530539
Lightweight has too many terrible matchups for him. Lots of grapplers and explosive brownskins.
>literally her 10th post about USADA
>>67530605
She makes my dick so fucking hard.
Hope she destroys that goblin.
>>67530624
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFUS3Ifj6Jg/
>>67530605
social media posts are a part of the UFC contract. theyre probably prewritten for them. they could make them post about fried chicken if they wanted
>>67530605
It gets casuals on her side about being clean. Because of course, why would someone draw so much attention to the testing if they're going to fail?
>>67530624
Am I the only person who thinks Joanna is not horrible to look at?
>>67530632
Literally ejaculated. In a literal way. I secreted semen from my penis. Good lord.
>>67530624
she clearly already has m8
>>67530668
RARE FLAG
A
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E
F
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A
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>>67530574
I used to tease Serbia a lot and for a long time he didn't like it and got really upset like that pic.
Eventually he saw the humour in it and we became buds. But now he's gone. Gone forever.
>>67530675
She'll never know this unless you send her a video of the act, Javier.
>>67530691
At least two of us here regularly
>>67530668
She looks pretty alright if you don't stare at any one part of her face for too long. She's definitely a 8/10 by WMMA standards.
>>67530696
;( never forget serbia
>>67530505
kek
Serbia was such a tryhard
>>67530718
at least we know the stables are safe
>>67530696
Aw. Is he dead? Or did his oil-fueled computer give out on him?
>>67530593
what a faggot
>>67530624
>Hope she destroys that goblin.
bien dicho
>Edgestonia
>lithcuck
>boxing swede
>Serbia
>predicioncuck
What others did /heem/ lose in the last two years?
>>67530797
i didnt lose your mom. shes sucking better now than ever
>>67530624
DM her a picture of your dick on insta
lithcuck posted like three four days ago bud
>>67530797
Polish powerlifter
>>67530797
a lot of good shitposting brits are gone
the dregs left are pretty hopeless
>>67530797
>predictioncuck
then who was predictions?
>>67530797
they city of ireland and schaub posters
>>67530844
we have gabi posters now tho
>>67530797
Boxingswede is no loss
>>67530447
You got picked as a janitor? Fuck you, what did you put in your application?
>>67530853
"I'll do it for no monetary compensation"
>>67530853
If your life was a movie, and it started now – forget about whatever financial disasters you’ve had, personal failures, relationship failures – what would the hero of your life’s movie do right now? Do that! Do those things. We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past, and we say ‘Well, that’s me.’ That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who’s learned from those failures and you can choose to be the hero of your own movie right now.
Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™.You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.
And I attached pic related
>>67530839
New guy. He's being the Jon Jones he wants to see in the world.
>>67530839
The cowl of Prediction Picker is a revolving door. It's the Wayne Manor of posters.
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the original predictioncuck being run out of town like this.
>>67530891
>Buy Alpha Brain™.You can do it.
>Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie (but please buy Alpha Brain™).
>>67530797
I miss lithcuck and edgestonia
Literally ripped down a tree in my back garden today. Fuck hiring some gypsy """tree surgeon"""
>tfw your powerful physique finally has use
>tfw you could rip apart any here just as easily
>>67530839
Predictionguy started predictions, then some other anon came in and started a separate prediction sheet
It's the same autism that makes people start thread wars, the end result is just more shitposting
>>67530934
iirc the OG picsbro worked on the docks. I guess he finally dropped a shipping container and permaheemed himself.
or his supervisor caught him browsing /heem/ and canned him, and now he has no internet.
>>67530934
He's not run out, he just decided to be a lazy goof, AGAIN
He's slacking
>>67530934
I'm fucking certain he never left and just doesn't want people to think that one single person is responsible for so much work solely in the interest of heem
I don't know why he'd be ashamed by a name such as the Predictioncuck. It would appear as though he's done everything in his power to earn it.
>>67530996
didn't we used to do it a little more informally, no set pics bro. new guy who uses the dark screen isn't that good at making a clean pics image.
>>67531000
I logged all of the screenshots that he posted from work, gathered up the names of the companies on the ships, signs etc, as well as license plates (which are, by the way, very stupid to include in 4chan posts), found out where it was most likely he worked, called and got the manager's name and email and sent it to them.
He stopped posting.
>>67531046
Userp him
Let the prediction wars commence
>>67530996
>>67531000
99% sure Dockfag and predictioncuck are different guys.
>>67531016
He started taking picks for this card but didn't want to start over after silva vs hall was cancelled. Now the fourth test ring cuck is doing the full card.
>>67531053
Hes posted a picture within the last two weeks though.
>>67531016
This new fella has missed my pics three separate times. I want the old guy back solely for functional reasons.
>>67530797
What? Since when has Lithcuck been gone? He was here just last PPV talking about OSP beating Jones and I've seen him after that too
Did he retire young?
There was also that one anon towards the beginning of the year who said he was leaving /heem/. Think he was a Burger
i want the animal
heem
animal
damn it heem what the f***
>>67531092
The only noteworthy amerilad i can recall is that guy from chicago who was posting selfies of his bod and inviting people to fight him in Chicago.
>>67531053
Why do this
>>67531147
Adan is prone to cyber terrorism
>>67531147
>>67531158
actually made me laugh
atta boy tyrone
>>67531075
>Hes posted a picture within the last two weeks though.
He hasn't.
>>67531171
kinda mean-spirited desu
>>67531235
funny though
>>67531171
He did post though.
>>67531118
What are you on about? Don't lose it at least until after the ppv, Spain.
>>67530934
>>67531016
I started picks on tuesday and posted an update wednesday after Silva vs Hall was called off. I did what I've always done when a fight on a main card is pulled and continued taking picks on the remaining original fights. Then some other anon came in and made a completely different set of predictions because he wanted to include the one fight that was moved to the main card. Having 2 sets of picks going around is more retarded than trying to instigate thread wars, it unnecessarily shits up entire threads. It was obvious the other anon was going to make his prediction set regardless of what I did, so he can miss picks and goof them all on fight night.
This is never what predictions were supposed to become, people take this shit way too seriously now
>>67531083
I've gotten literally every single pick, the only issue is formatting the whole thing
Don't worry. Your voice will be heard and you'll get to anonymously brag
>>67531285
I blame the original goofposter
wow things have gone to shite.
>>67531285
see I told you he didn't leave
he cares too much about us
>>67531263
He didn't lol
>>67531285
>Then some other anon came in and made a completely different set of predictions because he wanted to include the one fight that was moved to the main card. Having 2 sets of picks going around is more retarded than trying to instigate thread wars, it unnecessarily shits up entire threads. It was obvious the other anon was going to make his prediction set regardless of what I did, so he can miss picks and goof them all on fight night.
I personally think that the sperglord that will post like 100+ times in a thread is the same guy that starts the thread wars as well as the same guy that takes fake predictions to troll heem
>>67531331
He did and I'm not laughing out loud about this.
>i take the integrity of picking fights very seriously
>>67531285
I'm sorry lad. It's mostly just autism and people attention whoring on an anonymous anime imageboard. You're MY BOY, but MMA has kicked off in a way that has changed this place to just be filled with memes and autists
