Who /eating McGriddles from Japanese McDonalds super early in the morning/ here?
Also, best theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0pnoTsvWPs
I thought of a pretty sweet angle.
>bring back cruiserweight title
>put belt on kalisto
>sin cara gets jealous, turns heel, feud ensues
>sin cara keeps attacking kalisto
>kalisto keeps warning him not to make him mad
>they fight at Mania for the title
>sin cara is winning, then kalisto crawls under the ring and then comes back out and proceeds to beat the absolute shit out of sin cara, totally squashes him and wins the match
>kalisto takes off his mask
>its baron corbin
SRIDF reporting for duty!
>>63474071
>cruiserweight title
It's really better off being an "X Division" sort of championship like TNA, that way you don't glass ceiling your "cruiserweight" roster while also increasing the roster size of the division so any wrestler of any weight can compete for the belt.
>>63474071
Part 2:
>BARON CORBIN? HE'S FROM NXT! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
>It's obvious Maggle! Kalisto is a shapeshifter!
>kalisto/corbin continues stomping his way through the cruiserweight decision
>bray wyatt catches wind of him
>decides he needs to absorb kalisto's power
>wyatt family targets kalisto, usual schtick, beatdowns etc
>when in baron corbin form braun strowman is able to overpower him
>handicap match at a PPV, kalisto v strowman & wyatt
>wyatt's enter, waiting in the ring
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHU5D2O31vs
>kalisto comes down to the ring, wyatts look confused
>starts doing yes! yes! yes! hand thingies
>takes off his mask
>it's daniel bryan!
>>63474026
>I'm still trying to get my meme tag team over on /wwe/
pathetic desu.
>>63474026
Which NJPW faction is the best OP? CHAOS or Bullet Club?
Note that Roppongi Vice is in CHAOS and the Young Kucks are in Bullet Club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQFE5lrv4_Q
>>63474154
I'm sorry but does this look like /NJPW/? We discuss WWE here you cucK
>>63474154
Chaos has Swagstyle, Yano and Vice. Not a hard choice.
Also Vice >>>>> Young Keks.
>baron corbin goes to a bar on his own and gets drunk and watches metal
>tyler breeze goes on a date with tye dillinger and takes pictures of animals
Who would you rather be?
>>63474154
Not into muh outlaw but Memesuke Nakameme over the young keys any day of the week.
>>63474026
>tfw my random roppongi bumping feels even better now
shout out to chucky t and yes best theme in outlaw wrestling today.
>>63474214
mr. sexy ass lottery and his side chicks in every city.
>>63474026
>Best Tag Team Edition
So Young Bucks thread then? I'm cool with that.
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1snr1sa
Based friendly fatass
>>63474306
>backyard wrestling
>on par with pro wrestling
>>63474071
>>63474124
Hire this man Vince
I literally fell asleep watching raw. I just some up. Ask me anything
>>63474310
>worked all the indie marks into a shoot
MY SIDES
I missed Raw because of a job interview, anything important happen?
>>63474497
Roman wins lol
>>63474497
Taker and Kane show up
sheamus cesaro and woi barrett should be the main event T B H
>>63474497
Dean vs Roman is probably happening at SS with one turning heel. Taker and Kane are back. Wayne Rooney vs Barrett might happen at some point.
>>63474512
Barrett has A- personality, Sheamus B+ and Cesaro C-
They are better off where they are in the midcard, where they can have top tier hoss matches without shitting up the main event scene with crap promos.
>>63474528
Before you say that take a loot at the other options
my sides
and when cena comes back he can be cesaros mouthpiece
>>63474536
>YFW Stardust wins it all bc they're saving Reigns for 'mania
>>63474517
>Wayne Rooney vs Barrett might happen at some point
0% chance because he might get injured in the ring and then WWE would owe Man Utd a hell of a lot of compensation
>>63474558
And the ratings would go down even more.
>>63474569
>Changes the title to the Intergalactic Heavyweight Championship of the Cosmos
>mfw vince puts all the black people in tag teams so he doesnt have to give any of them world title contention
>>63474497
What kind of job interview is that late?
>>63474536
>Neville vas Barret
>Kalisto vs Ryback
why not just have Kalisto vs Neville and Barret vs Ryback? They're all going to lose anyways, might as well give us an interesting match
>>63474601
cause wwe is shit
>>63474589
Vince was ready to strap a rocket on Big E until Haitch suggested Roman
>>63474601
>barrett vs ryback
>interesting
>>63474497
>8pm job interview
are you an escort
>>63474607
When I said an interesting match, I was referring to Kalisto vs Neville.
>>63474611
>weightless flippy nonsense
So interesting.
Barret deserves better.
>looks
>build
>in ring performance
>mic skills
>>63474624
>gets injured everytime they even contemplate a push
sad fact desu
>>63474624
he is boring in ring, sheamus is way better
>>63474624
Yeah but
>British
So mid-card jobber for life. They are just not interesting people. Their gimmick is being British, every time. They aren't even Mexico or Canadian tier.
>>63474620
Better than
>small guy flips around until the get hit by the big guy's impact move
>>63474630
Does he? I got back into wrestling recently after a 7 year break. All I know is that he has had IC runs and was buried after Nexus disbanded. Nigga should definitely keep the beard
>>63474624
>>mic skills
Yeah, if by mic skills you mean borderline cartoonish British accent and wordplay. Seriously, a drunk frat bro from South Carolina could do the same thing Barrett does on the mic. Vinnie Jones at Capital Carnage tier.
>outlaw OP
Who let this happen?
>>63474536
>Cesaro vs Reigns
At least the match itself will be good.
I predict the finish already
>Cesaro going to do that awesome springboard uppercut
>gets Superman punched
>>63474664
Kill yourself, the British Empire was laid to rest by Kevin Owens last night.
>>63474654
>Yeah, if by mic skills you mean borderline cartoonish British accent and wordplay
Vince actually tells his wrestlers to do that. I remember when he said Carlito
>"Hey, can you spic it up some? Y'know spic it up when you talk?"
>>63474026
>Best Tag Team Edition
>Not a picture of the Young Bucks
Should Rooney hang up his boots and go full time as a sports entertainer?
>>63474686
hes a manlet
>>63474680
Spics have personality, British mongrels do not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQFE5lrv4_Q
the fuck is this nigga wearing LMAO
>>63474699
he's the worst guy on the roster without a doubt
>>63474705
epic for the win f a m
>>63474699
>generic smark-bait "im a WRESTLER who loves WRESTLING" promo
>>63474721
There's literally no other reason to watch Cesaro unless you enjoy actual wrestling. He's just speaking to his target audience.
>>63474699
It looks like he injured himself for real. I hope it's not too bad.
>>63474721
His gimmick is that he's a wrestler who loves wrestling. Why would his promos be about other subject.
>>63474752
>his gimmick
no, his gimmick is being kayfabe strong and some kind of autistic spazz
>>63474738
Why do you watch wrestling then? Love the mandrama and the costumes
>>63474685
>Young Bucks
you mean reDRagon senpai.
>>63474752
what a bland gimmick
>>63474762
>watching wrestling for the wrestling
Literally pathetic
>>63474590
>>63474609
I live in LA where RAW starts at 5 if you wanna watch live, yes, I'm an escort.
>>63474766
he's a bland person, like almost all indie wrestlers. Boring nerds who think WWE owes them something.
>>63474026
>Trash board added
>WWE is still on /sp/
>>63474758
He's not even one of the the kayfabe strongest. He's behind Beeg, Ryback, Mark, Kane, Reigns, Cena and Bork. Note that I said kayfabe before getting autistic on me.
>>63474790
trash is for furry and pony porn
>>63474791
nah, Cesaro is kayfabe the strongest pound for pound guy in the WWE or whatever, and a lot of these smarks think he's real life strongest, too, which he CLEARLY ISN'T
>>63474766
It is. It doesn't need to be other thing, because right now he's a workhouse to make others look good. And surprise, next week he's facing Reigns.
>>63474782
wew lad
/v/ here, thank you for taking Mariotehplumber from us, now he makes videos about how much he loves Roman Reigns instead of saying Rosalina is shit.
>>63474699
can they give this man more promo time? he's definitely getting better.
>>63474803
He sure has technique. It's cool seeing him overhead pressing guys.
Daily reminder Cesaro will beat Reigns via roll up.
>>63474822
>wanting to see a guy get an excuse to get buried
dude is over as fuck right now and hasnt cut a promo once
>>63474834
I'd mark out tbqh senpai
>>63474776
Based timezones
>>63474818
who?
>from /v/
don't answer just leave
>>63474841
>Cesaro over as fuck ever
lol
>>63474855
epic epic for the win
>>63474855
wew
LIFE IS A MYSTERY
EVERYONE MUST STAND ALONE
>they watch wrestling for the matches
>>63474880
I hear you call my name
>>63474880
>>63474880
EVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY
ALL THE CHANGE THAT NO ONE SEES
>>63474880
How was this guy called
>>63474937
I SEE THE LION
IN THE SAND
TRYING TO FIND OUT
WHO I AAAAAMMMM
>>63474946
>LION
Someone redpill me on Bullet Club
>>63474981
greatest stable of all time
>>63474071
>>63474124
Wouldn't he automatically lose the title as Corbin due to the weight limit?
>Charlotte comes out
>she's not wearing the belt
Are u serious faam
Nikki was the best champion
>>63474981
Reddit pill
Okay /wwe/, post genuinely underutilised guys (inb4 cesaro)
gonna start with an obvious one, based Miz
>one of the best mic workers in the company
>heat magnet
>great gimmick that draws so much heat
>decent in the ring, works to his strengths
>the best chickenshit heel in the WWE bar none
>barely ever has a match except to job on halloween etc.
>shit midcarders love the miz because he can actually get them a reaction - see Ziggler 2014+
>should be in the US title hunt at the very least
>>63475024
what's the point of her carrying the belt down when she's supposed to be rushing to help her friend?
>>63475066
His and Mizdow's chemistry was so good
>>63474306
>memekucks
>>63475071
Use as a weapon
>>63475077
his chemistry with everybody is good. Miz the best heel in the company by far.
who /grado/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBtGFaa0idY
>>63475077
Miz is so good he made Damien Mizdow over as fuck - then as soon as he moved on Mizdow flopped.
>>63475066
Miz managing Cesaro could've been something special to be honest.
Slater is solid in ring and should at least be in the tag division.
Make a new 3MB with Slater, Axel and Sandow.
>>63475098
>Miz managing Cesaro could've been something special to be honest.
lol fuck off
>>63475095
>burgers pretending they like a character who's a collection of Scottish memes
>>63475000
>greatest stable of all time
He's about Bullet Club my baka senpai
Posting a better bracket that's more legible.
I'm guessing Breeze will cost Ziggler from beating Ambrose.
>>63475087
She never even laid a hand on Paige in the first place
>>63475126
Cesaro vs. Del Rio
Ambrose vs. Owens
Cesaro vs. Owens
Cesaro wins
>>63475145
LMAO
>>63475104
>Miz becoming a Paul heyman like Manager is a bad thing.
Kill yourself.
>>63475155
miz deserves better than being a manager
>>63475150
>>63475104
>This butthurt smark
You seem a bit butthurt :^)
>tfw live event today but didn't get tickets
Oh well, I'll only be missing New day antics.
>>63475155
That's completely wasting Miz on ANOTHER bland nobody. Cesaro will never be over. The only time he sniffed it was when he was a comedy jobber foreigner in a Pro-American tag-team with Zeb Colter doing all the talking.
Paul Heyman is almost as overrated as Cesaro and if you remember not even Heyman could get Cesaro over.
Fucking. Kill. Yourself.
>>63475175
>cesaro will never be over
he's definitely over right now - just not over enough to be champ
>>63475175
Cesaro is over though you fucking retard.
>>63475175
Cesaro's over right now and they turned Cesaro heel with Heyman and barely did Cesaro any good because Mike lient.
>>63475171
I'm sure the Dudley Boyz will be on Smackdown since they weren't on Raw. Same with the Bellas. You're missing out!
This is Seth's doctor
https://youtu.be/5ECrG-yl6-E
>Buried after his first match
Why even bother bringing him up from NXT? He was low tier there anyway.
>>63475197
Its in Belfast, live show, not smackdown.
All I know is that there's a meet and greet with the fucking PTP so that should tell you everything.
>>63475210
Oh, they're running a house show the same night as Smackdown? That sucks.
You don't want to meet Darren Young?
>Triple Haitch tries make Roman his puppet
>Doesn't ask his gym buddy who holds the MITB
made the wrong move but it's not too late to fix these wrongs.
>>63475203
They need more jobbers
>>63475216
Actually I wouldn't mind to have met him, PTP both seem chill.
No Balor/Becky either, it hurts to be a wrestling fan here.
>>63475203
>buried
lol
>>63475203
>roll up
>buried
>>63475203
Should have had him fight Kalisto or Titus desu.
>>63475217
>le only smarks cheer him
>le no-one cares about cesaro just every fan is a reddit smark
fucking hell m8
>>63475203
He got brought up to put a bandaid over the whole Rusev/Lana thing and move Ziggler away from that feud without any resolution. Zigger/Breeze were obviously going to feud and have a match at Survivor Series, the tournament changed that, but they're probably still going to do it. Breeze can afford a loss, but he'll probably be beating Ziggler.
>>63475231
The only meet and greet I had in town was the Bushwhackers. I was going to go but there were about 200 people in line. Wasn't worth it for the Bushwhackers.
Daily reminder that Tyler Breeze's character is literally a 20 second joke that will last an entire career.
>>63475255
better than guys like Cesaro
>>63475259
>hating Cesaro because Reddit loves him
Pretty sad to be honest
>create a wrestler that is supposed to be a babyface
>the crowd boos him
>turn him heel
>he does some good heelwork
>smark crowd now cheers him
>decide to turn him face again
>crowd boos him
Why are smarks such retarded faggots?
Keep on cheering New Day, smarks. Keep on. I'm going to laugh when they turn them face and you guys cry about how Vince ruined them.
>>63475255
>Breeze explains on Breaking Ground that his character doesn't care about anyone but himself
>They make him fawn over Summer Rae
How the hell is randall Orton not champ?
>>63475259
>>63475217
wew lad
>>63475266
There's nothing to hate about him. He's a chicken-legged goofball who will never be anything of importance in the WWE. It's just funny seeing internet smarks convince themselves he has talent or is great or even good.
>>63475271
He's injured.
>>63475171
is it sold out? you could go the venue and buy from the box office if not
>>63475291
>just because it's not a thong up her ass it means they are granny panties
Please have vaginal intercourse.
>>63475291
>tfw they didnt rip and reveal her sweetpuss
>>63475291
They're called boyshorts.
>>63475291
I find Natalya's gear to be the lewdest. It's like she's wearing nothing at all.
>>63475291
I forgot to comment on it but those shorts are greatly improved from what she wore last month. She needs to work on that ass still though
Wm32 is gonna be the biggest flop of all time
>>63475339
Please have sex
>>63474026
>outlaw wrestling
>>63475339
>Cole: WE HAVE A RECORD CROWD HERE TONIGHT OF 2 MILLION PEOPLE!
>JBL: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT MAGGLE!? THE BIGGEST WRESTLEMANIA OF ALL TIME!
>Saxton: We know.
>>63475301
We'll always have this.
>>63475339
yup
>>63475356
holy shit these women are all trash
>>63475345
Is that supposed to be ironic coming from a virgin?
>>63475356
Again, those are her shorts you virgin.
>>63475307
I tend to agree, I love me some Nattie
>>63475369
She must be going commando in that right?
Who does Brock feud with when he comes back?
>>63475366
what do you mean?
>>63475375
clearly
>>63475375
There's a flesh covering. You can slightly see the back of her bra.
>>63475375
http://www.amazon.com/Solutions-Garment-Guard-Disposable-Underwear-Black-7/dp/B003YOP7B6
>>63475386
That was her ring gear. Not her "pussy lips" like you wish it to be. Vaginas don't even work that way.
>>63475345
>hatchtriestofitinwith/wwe/.jpeg
>>63475383
He's getting back into the title picture at RR then Reigns vs Bork at WM
>>63475407
>Brock in the title picture again
Do they want to be cancelled?
>>63475412
Brick needs to man up and just do TV
>>63475407
It's not gonna happen 2 Manias in a row
>>63475407
Is roman going to do his stupid laughing again when he gets pounded on
>>63475412
Why would they be cancelled?
What's the plan with Braun? He's got an undeniable thing going on.
>>63475437
The new taker
Bray lmao keked
>>63475437
Dancing with Hornswoggle
>>63475299
Tbf they are the colour of granny knickers
Anyone else think the pop for Neville last night was pretty low? It didn't pick up until he did his red arrow outside the ring.
>>63475444
Is Reddit down? Why are you here?
>>63475291
Literally called pantie hose you virgin.
>>63475452
because they had him fighting meme day and pseudo-smark crowds love memes
>>63475465
Or he's just not over, not even in his home country.
>>63475452
The man that his country forgot
>>63475452
Its because he had to come out after New Day and then face New Day
>>63475453
Braun is nothing. Our guy Roman conquered him. Off yourself smark.
>Tfw Sami is going to be the man to take the strap off "based fatass"
>>63475499
>boyhood dream was winning the NXT title
lol
How were the ratings?
>>63475452
The man that crowds forgot
>>63475508
his boyhood dream was probably declaring jihad
he's so shit and will never be over
>>63475519
>he's so shit and will never be over
>>63475539
Back to Reddit with your Reddit fish images virgin
>>63475539
>le flippy redhead indie mask man
>>63475544
1/10
>>63475539
>reddit fish
please leave
>>63475568
"no"
Cesaro will win the tournament and be over as fuck cause he put on great match after match in the tourney
Sheamus will cash in
Cesaro wins again
Sheamus wins again
Cena wins
Cesaro beats cena
Cena wins at wm
>le biggest pop I had all night was my shoulder man
>>63475544
>>63475568
>reddit fish
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bait-this-is-bait
18+ virgins
welp, a giant centipede just fucked my mood up, I guess I can't fap anymore
>>63475595
>implying that .matters
Pepe is reddit now
>>63475499
>Vince pushing a skinny Canadian that dances to the ring and looks like Christian
yeah ok
>>63475609
>Getting kucked out of your own memes
>>63475602
did it crawl onto your dick?
>>63475611
Sami looks nothing Christian. Christian had the GOAT look when he cut his hair. Sami is a little redheaded bearded faggot
>>63475611
>looks like Christian
Hardly
Does anyone know how much engineering knowledge and what I would need to build one of these fuck machines like the Jew always posts in webms?
>>63475595
Pushed by Redditor tourists who can't handle opinions different from theirs
>>63475498
>Roman
>our guy
0/10
>>63475621
>Christian had the GOAT look
lol wat
>>63475609
stop being retarded
>>63475630
Shitposting isn't an opinion Bob.
>>63475635
18+
>>63475499
>sami zayn vs kevin owens will happen at WM in your lifetime
>>63475636
Hello reddit
>>63475616
no it crawled under my futon after I sprayed it, my spot is contaminated.
This entire thread is just another reason for why /wwe/ shouldn't be allowed on /sp/, or any board really
OFFICIAL /WWE/ MEME/GIMMICK POWER RANKINGS
1. 18+
2. >outlel wrestling
3. PJWTS
4. >watching wrestling for matches
5. Romanmarks
6. Danebro's Cena copypasta
7. Clockwork
8. [packed]
9. >>>/woo/
10. >>>/reddit/
[Power Gap]
900001. Please have sex
900002. The Young Kekolds
900003. Swedekek
900004. Flairfag
900005. Nikkifag
900006. Gook wrestling
>>63475633
Gamethread is over lad you can go back to your home board now
>>63475667
>Shitposting is only exclusive to /wwe/
I can prove you wrong in 5 seconds but you're a faggot outlaw anyway so why bother.
Have sex.
>>63475664
that thing is gonna crawl up the wall, onto the ceiling and drop down on you ninja style
When are we going to see Hornswoggle vs Peter Dinklage?
>>63475668
PLEASE have sex.
>>63475668
18+ is a good meme but it's overused and lost all of its original meaning by now
>>63475659
>hello reddit
please don't say that, you remind me of Devitt.
>please have sex
worst meme ever desu
>implying any /wwe/ poster has lost his virginity
>>63475667
We're more of a sport than whatever you watch.
>>63475584
>Cesaro will win the tournament
>Cesaro will finally get a push because he's a good wrestler
WEW
>>63475703
>worst meme ever
Maybe cause it's from /bet/
>>63475703
Only people who hate the have sex meme are virgins. Virgins belong on reddit, /wooo/ or /asp/.
>>63475723
This
>>63475668
I forgot to include cockspammer and the literal shitposter in there. Oh well.
>>63475723
>reddit is for virgins
kek
>>63475718
Sup /bet/ bro ;)
>>63475723
Non-virgin here, it's stupid considering 99% of you lot are virgins.
>>63475675
>thinking sex is important
Sure you're not the virgin?
>>63475758
I was going to call you out the first time I saw you use it but I was waiting to see if it would catch on
^:)
>>63475764
>been a virgin for so long he has rationalized it by convincing himself sex isnt important
hahahahaha
>>63474699
I miss his professional gimmick that he had with kidd.
Man fuck Samoa Joe
>>63475703
Agreed, its high school lunchroom-tier
>lol ur a virgin XD
They spew it over and over again as if it actually somehow discredits another opinion. The only people who use this meme are either virgins, or anon's who resort to memeing once they gave nothing else to contribute to the thread.
Why are you guys trying to force shitty memes?
>>63475786
This is /forced memes general/
>>63475777
You didn't answer my question.
Man, it's sad to see how hard Axel is trying to get fired.
>>63475773
I am quite happy with its progress thus far.
>>63475786
18+ is the biggest forced meme.
I only used please have sex occasionally here and it still caught on.
>>63475807
What now? More embarrassing tweets?
>>63475764
I'm not the person who thinks this is the only terrible general on this board.
>>63475836
Yup. Tweeting directly at Triple H.
>>63475844
Fug, got any screencaps?
>>63475838
That's because you're an outsider than just hates pro-wrestling. No one is forcing you to be here.
>>63475807
What did he mean by this video?
https://twitter.com/RealCurtisAxel/status/663938956711493632
>>63475844
>>63475848
its all kayfabe stuff
>>63475836
>>63475848
https://twitter.com/RealCurtisAxel/status/663938956711493632
