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tuf appearance WHEN edition
UPCOMING EVENTS (April):
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (OSP vs Jones)
4/27 - TUF Season 23 EP 2
4/30 - Titan FC 38 (Carl vs Muhammad)
UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Bigdash vs Butorin)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 155 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/20: Bellator 156 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
Free fights:
>TUF Khalil vs Muhammed
https://youtu.be/h20EbKbeT-8
>jbj vs rampage
https://youtu.be/XwClMZFO4Lc
>verdoom vs cain
https://youtu.be/dxqfV4zBSgU
News:
>dana claims conair is off 200, now they will see if he is really retired. If retired, he will be stripped
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/conor-mcgregor-ufc-200-dana-white-frankie-edgar-jose-aldo-nick-diaz-042016
>fedora really ufc this time. werdum or arlovski
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/4/20/11466774/fedor-the-probability-is-very-high-that-i-will-sign-with-the-ufc
>conair wwe bound. conor vs brock confirmed
http://www.forbes.com/sites/anthonydimoro/2016/04/20/wwe-interested-in-conor-mcgregor-if-mma-retirement-holds-up/#2b037dce2d7e
Fuck this guy.
>dana white: can you pass ped test?
>conor mcgregor: probably not why?
>dw: cuz they gonna give you one as soon as you get off the plane for the promo shit
>cm:oh fuck - what we gonna do?
>dw: i got this - get on twitter and retire. i'll put my own spin and have some other unnamed sources add a few rumors on it to throw everyone off a few hours later. just kick back for a bit and we'll unretire you. in the long run this'll make us an even bigger payday than UFC 200
>cm: ok - thanks guvnur - youre a genius
>dw: i know
>TFW we missed out on a press conference between Conor and Nate in Stockton...
Miesha Tate
>>66987256
>Stockton...
... full of canaries and snitches
mma press conference of the century
>>66987256
>tfw just realised this
i need a minute to myself
>>66987260
based cuckqueen
>https://youtu.be/YBmv-mpwdx0
those guys are so much more entertaining then the jj-claudia tier banter between weidshit and cuckold. they should be main eventing desu
who's fucking hyped for the new UFC emojis
>groundbreaking stuff
>>66987229
Henry Cejudo doesn't get fucked. Henry Cejudo fucks people. - Henry Cejudo
>>66987211
Is Dana wearing one of those belly toner/ corsets?
>>66987247
Wonder if we'll ever really know if that is how it really went down.
>I'm not surprised motherfuckers.
>>66987290
#METROMOVE
>>66987290
Kicking brownhaired qt is mai waifu
>>66987269
>tfw that makes two of us
first for rountree
Are the fighters in the house allowed to fuck?
>>66987290
>No grappling or Submission emojis
LET ME BANG BRO!!!
Oh Pettis is training at Jackson Wink for this fight ?
Should be good for him, Roufus is utter shit
>>66987290
>no twister
>no berimbolo
>no 50/50
-3/10
![Dana-Gun-478x300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mLXnNwR.jpg "Dana-Gun-478x300[1].jpg")
>>66987211
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
RIP Chyna
>>66987375
she was on the gas
FIGHT WEEK
BLOG WEEK
>>66987290
>>66987375
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/watch-wwe-legend-chyna-slur-7801457
>alcohol + heavy medication
Khalil is futue champ
>THEY ARE TRAINING LIKE THE LITTLE GIRLS IN THE PRY-MARY SCHOOL
dis gon be a spicy season of TUF
>>66987427
did he have a chin to begin with?
>>66987427
i think he mightve gotten away with slugging the ref
Reminder that Based Khalil is only 26 years old
>>66987407
you cheeky bastard
>>66987427
>>66987388
just carbs and hard work desu
sorry to link to such an old post but you guys ripped through two threads last night
>>66980369
Buddy, condemning someone for coddling the weak and caterign to the lazy is not what socialism is you fucking idiot lol
>>66987304
>cm cuck
lel
>>66987527
is that Ngannou?
>>66987535
yes
Did one of them finally learn?
>>66987554
>whats that you goofball? look at this eh
who /Khalil/ here?
>>66987284
>cowherd
that show is weird, a guy in his desk on one side and women in podium behind the guests
>>66987563
I don't know how Serra ever made 170, today he doesn't look like he could make the HW limit even at 5'3"
>>66987571
Who /KhalilAndGreen/ ?
>>66987581
The guy built like a fucking ninja turtle
>Bellator: London presale
>want to go
>think tickets gonna be pretty cheap
>check prices
>more expensive than when UFC came
>>66987427
is their any theorys on why lads from MMA are incapable of having the very basics in boxing?
>>66987630
Takedowns and kicks change the entire game
Stop comparing the disciplines because they're really not comparable
>>66987630
Too much time to learn/train for too little benefit
>>66987628
>Bellator
You just reminded me that Bendo was fighting tomorrow.
>>66987465
the kernel of corn didnt turn out like i hoped
>>66987571
>>66987584
here
who /ngannouandrose/ here?
>>66987660
reporting, they make a cute couple
>>66987639
boxswede is right on this one
Can you guess who "won" the DQ here?
>>66987665
I'm not the boxing swede
But asking why MMA fighters can't fight like boxers is like asking why tae kwon do fighters can't fight like wrestlers
Just entirely different rulesets
>tfw my boy faber wins
>tfw my antiboy weidman loses
>>66987670
darker guy?
anyone have the picture of henry cejudo standing on a box?
>>66987670
barret DQd for hairpulling
>>66987273
is it still cool to wear tennis shoes with jeans and a plain t shirt?
>>66987758
Yes, it's cooler than ever.
>>66987758
nah, i think its just for comfyness because his roided ass is walking too much doing retakes and such for the show
>>66987758
FUCK YOU
GOOOOF
>>66987778
> nah
What do you wear?
>>66987694
>>66987750
Barrett was DQ'd, sorta. They declared it was a win for Bailey via verbal submisssion (implying Barrett refused to fight on) but it's not like they were going to let Barrett fight on anyway with half the security and refs in the cage. This win snapped Bailey's 6 fight winless streak.
>>66987792
fresh j's nigga
Chael Chaeling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8o3XsljDhI
>>66987581
He has fought a 155 as well but his greasy wop genetics have shone through in middle age
>>66987581
hes an armadillo lad
>My leg hurts
>I'm retiring
>I have djihad so I won't fight
>I'm in huge pain even though doctors cleared me to fight
Do these guys even want to fight?
Seems to me that the UFC has more action on twitter rather than in the octogon.
>>66987581
He made LW
we /ngannou/ now
>>66987844
Everyone wants to be a fighter, but nobody wants to fight.
>rewatched faber vs frankie claeieantz(however the fuck you spell that)
wew, he's never beating dillishaw or cruz wew
>>66987891
Stop with this shit
You fucking cuck
>>66987913
there is no need to be upset
>>66987905
Was a good rewatch? I enjoyed it when I watched it live.
I think it's nice of Zuffa to give Faber some good paydays for all the work he's put in for the organisation. He doesn't have much of a chance against either of the elites of 135 but it's not like he's going to be taking a beating either.
>>66987891
BIG
U
L
L
>>66987893
2deep4me
>>66987938
that ''''''''''''''fight'''''''''''''' stunk
>>66987938
well dillishaw seems to have lost his natty gains and it wouldn't surprise me for faber to grab a cheeky guillotine or right hook for all the shit cruz is been talking about him only having those two weapons.
cruz is still a big favorite
post favorite ko's
>>66987981
>that strike after he's clearly out
What a dick.
>>66987953
haha thanks, I was imagining BJ Penn or Nick Diaz saying something like that.
All this injury and pull out and meldonium and islam makes you appreciate the fighters who put in the effort to stay active.
Like Magny. 5 fights in 2014, 5 fights in 2015. Always ready to go. Sure, his boxing is pretty rough and he's a bit of a reachfag, but hey... you may not like it, but you gotta respect it!
>>66987981
how was TUF
>>66987995
Henderson said the second punch was the most satisfying one of his career.
Never liked Dan one bit (neither liked Bisping, but at least he's entertaining in some way) and I'm glad karma and age are catching up to the bastard.
>>66987999
>>66988014
we /khalil/ now
>>66988028
>>66987999
>0(ZERO) champs in over 20(TWENTY) years
>>66987995
He said that he knows when a guy is out when he lands a big punch and that the second one was to "shut him up a bit".
Bisping is a notorious trash talker and when you talk shit before stepping into a godamn cage to fight another human you are asking for it, so to speak.
When the F*CK is Brazil's own Darren Till fighting again?
>>66988041
britain beat hitler tho
>>66988041
>Who is Englands defender of the realm Conor "England" McGregor
>>66987995
>>66988020
Dan became my Anti-Boy after that
>>66988051
Just checked Sherdog, it says Hitler beat Hitler via KO (Gunshot)
>>66988057
>muh conair is englel meme
Literally 0 champs lad
>>66987981
>>66988041
>>66988065
Did Tim Kennedy confirm this yet?
Does training make watching MMA more fun?
>>66988085
100%
>>66988068
>tfw by 2018 France will have more UFC champs than England
>>66988082
>hw boxing
>>66988060
What's this anti-Boy meme? It wasn't here yesterday
>>66988082
>paper champ whose cucking is imminent
>>66988085
>>66988091
I heard it makes the commentary even more unbearable. Is this true?
>>66988102
>Paper
>Beat the only decent HW in the world
LAD
>>66988098
>any weight MMA
>>66988102
Povetkin is going to shatter his bum jaw
>>66988101
>What's this anti-Boy meme?
Who do you absolutely hate and root against every single time?
>>66988091
how so?
>>66988085
Its like going from being blind, to seeing.
>tfw we won't see full camp nate meme on conor like johnson and cerrone
fuck you dana, just pay him REEEEEE
>>66988118
because you actually know what's going on from an informed first-person perspective
>>66988102
Tyson Fury is the GOAT.
But he's an Irish Gypsy.
>>66988098
Handsome fella.
>>66987981
>didn't defend his belt
>retiring a loser
Heh
>>66988118
you ever had someone mounted on you? ever had to defend a rear naked choke? take it from me, it lets you see everything in a whole new light.
>conor is ducking frankie
>>66988117
Dan Henderson / Shogun Rua / JBJ.
Those my anti-boys?
Weidman was and STILL is may boy.
>>66988123
>Implying it would go the distance
>>66988149
I get Henderson and Jones but why Shogun?
>>66988138
>>66988161
Rampage's ribs were clearly broken in their fight and he kept on hitting them. He should have tapped out to spare his opponent of enduring any more pain.
>>66988138
>conor
Bro...
>>66988175
fagget
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>66988161
Forrest Griffin mostly, but also because I just can't stand the guy.
Ever since USADA came into play we've seen all the little Brazilians get utterly destroyed.
I just want Khabib to eat RDA for lunch and kill the Brazilians for good.
would UFC be improved without weight cuts?
>>66988156
>not wanting nate to memejab conor for 5 rounds destroying the meme slowly but surely
if he ko's him he will have an excuse. i want to see him dom conor and peg him in the octagon
>>66988187
>Werdum
https://twitter.com/ufc/status/722966859956379651
I didn't watch it. Is Joanna gonna heem me in my sleep?
>>66987999
nice trips but Hendo vs Bisping 2 will be the real independence day 2.0
>>66988175
Yeah nah your a cunt. Its up to Rampage if he wants to quit or not.
>>66988187
>Griffin
What about him
>>66988207
i want to lick her cankles
>>66988207
One can only hope
>>66987670
recommend a decent cage rage card?
>Mike Goldberg will die in your lifetime.
>>66988240
>mfw
>>66988240
I hardly believe he'll die before tonight bro.
>>66988075
I don't get this. She's literally out of it with her arms laying wide on the canvas, why would you continue hammerfisting someone who's obviously passed out..
>>66988102
kek ortiz, fury, klitchko, and joshua would all heem this cancrushing fraud
Is Joshua the Ngannou of boxing?
>>66988265
>>66988262
they're fighting for a living, you dont stop until the ref says to
>>66988190
>If he KO's him he will have an excuse
m8
>>66988279
yes
>>66988262
Bisping vs silva
>>66988289
>le flash ko
>h-h-he just caught me in a mistake
remember how he choked him the fuck out and conair casuals were bitching?
>>66988102
>le fall on my arse man
Get this faggot cuck bullshit out of my mma discussion
>>66988262
welcome to MMA
>>66988282
You completely miss the point. The ref was gonna stop the fight and that is apparent to pretty much everyone.
>>66988309
that's a big fist
>>66988313
The daughter with no name
>mfw Ngannou heems Cody East
>>66988327
4 tsu
who is the official antiboy of /heem/?
>>66988318
It doesn't matter - it's not over till it's all over.
>>66988279
is this /boxing/ what the fuck is up with you boxing bitches go back to your own general
>>66988262
I'd don't like it either.
>>66988318
no you miss the point, you're FIGHTING for a living, you think that bitch is pausing for a second when adrenaline is on overflow
you're looking at it in retrospect sitting on your fatass calmly
>>66988338
Her name is Maya.
how good would he be if he trained mma?
>>66988350
Why can't we all live ad shitpost together in harmony
>>66988363
shit
>>66988279
>not BOMBZQUAD
>>66988279
>tfw no sophie gf
feels badman
>>66988346
>>66988363
He'd be explosive
>>66988389
me on the right
>>66988389
me with the mic
>>66988346
my ultimate antiboy was GSP. but pretty much any lay and pray guy. heem collectively would maybe pick rosholt or ronda
>>66988389
megan's thighs are gross
>>66988400
I'd shag you desu
>>66988400
>megan olivi is the one forcing the cuck meme on /heem/
Is he right thou?
>>66988411
cheers x
>>66988412
hehe :3
>>66988400
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>66988417
Is Tim Kennedy fucking retarded?
>>66988417
what if the penis is feminine?
is he ever going to fight again?
>>66988417
>Says Gender Neutral Bathrooms are ok
>Immediately backtracks and contradicts himself
Fuck Tim Kennedy.
>>66988417
>le American man
What fighters exposed themselves as degenerates yesterday and now you can no longer support them in good conscience?
For me
Ferguson
Sterling
Brunson
Florian
>>66988359
>Her name is Maya.
what's with these meme names of the past ~10 years?
>>66988454
>exposed themselves as degenerates yesterday
What ?
>>66988443
He can Chael are going to fig once Chael is off suspension. They've been hyping it up on Twitter since Chael called Tim a bully on his podcast
>wolf tickets
https://youtu.be/j8o3XsljDhI
>>66988349
Literally what the fuck did I just watch, is this Lellator?
>Inb4 UFC logo
>>66988417
>gender neutral bathrooms
literally why? i don't want a pms roastie next to me while taking a dump. im pretty sure they wouldn't want me next to them too. fucking leftie cunts
>>66988417
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>66988363
why do americans think that every athlete would be good in any sport as long as they trained for it. weird shit
>>66988417
>>66988463
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>66988470
christ you're dumb
>>66988486
He's not dumb, just uninformed. There is a difference.
>>66988481
>those hands
post her benis
>>66988486
How? Enlighten me
>>66988417
'Gender neutral' just means they label one as urinals and one as stools, makes it even more fucking stupid
>I rate Pat Barry
>>66988482
>t. hypocritical memer
>probably does more dangerous drugs
>caffeine/ibuprofen
>>66988502
what does t. mean?
Soon™
>>66988500
I dont rate him but he is my boy
>>66988462
Maja is a normal name in Slavic countries m89. Accept your inner Slav.
>>66988482
Oh
Who cares ?
>>66988500
>i rate cuck barry
>i rate bryan cuckaway
>i hank hoyce
>>66988494
>How? Enlighten me
You wouldn't be forced to use the 3rd bathroom. Do you know how to inform yourself?
>>66988507
It means he doesn't leave his room that much
>>66988508
He will be back soon, only goofs think that he will retire.
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>66988507
what do you think?
>>66988508
>using a death to make shekels
hes a fucking faggot desu, hope nate heems him this time
>>66988508
>this nerds plays wow
>>66988417
Tim really wants to shoot people.
>>66988520
>this newfaggotry from nazi land
heem urself mein friend
>>66988539
Go leave your room once in a month and clear out your pissbottles, kid.
I hope Conor fights someone else other than Nate so that I can cheer for him.
>>66988507
it literally means, whatever follows it
completely ignore the t.
>>66988548
Why are you projecting, faggot? I have work in an hour.
What does T. stand for?
>>66988535
It was a great game through WOTLK tbqh.
>>66988552
Sure you do.
>>66988553
this
>>66988564
>Sure you do
I know it's probably hard for you to believe but some of us do work.
>>66988553
i don't know
>>66988570
What is your job?
>>66988570
Hey man whatever helps you make it through the day, I'm not going to force you to accept reality.
>>66988574
Laying pipe at your mom's house, bro.
>>66988574
heem shitposting connoisseur
>>66988577
Stop shitting up /heem/, Hans.
>>66988583
Hey I'm telling you it's cool, have some chicken tender pieces for dinner you manchild.
>>66988583
excuse me, this is /ngannou/
>>66988579
I'm a NEET and live with my mom still, pretty sure I would have noticed you hanging around. Get rekt kiddo.
>>66988593
You wouldn't hear me coming, she didn't.
>>66988102
>lineal champ
>paper belt
>deontay "can crusher" wilder has the fucking WBC belt and is going to get annihilated by povetkin
I know this is trolling but woo lad
>>66988610
What state do I live in?
>>66988580
doesn't pay well enough
>>66988627
kansas
>>66988627
The same one I do. I'll be over soon, she's leaving the backdoor unlocked.
>>66988609
Kill yourself.
>>66988640
Nope. Name the state of stfu pussy.
>>66988510
why do you like a paedophile?
>>66988645
this is fake btw
Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA 16m16 minutes ago
Ok no more games.
I am going to release a statement shortly.
>>66988646
>Your state of denial
Look, I'm not greedy you can have sloppy seconds anon.
>>66988661
I would bet my life that you're a virgin.
