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Old Thread >>67033598
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pmsl Euan taking a pic of his Glasgow council flat
As I was saying:
>>67046324
>He's really honest which is pretty rare with gamblers. He's a good guy and I wish him all the best
This, Mackers seems like a great guy, and it doesn't seem like the money has made him a prick.
>>67046524
>banter pages like unilad
Speaking of which, apparently these two guys were in PGA. Were they actually shrewd or did they just make it all from using their student loan as a bankroll and just following Macker's tips?
http://www.theladbible.com/articles/these-two-lads-made-ps400-000-in-18-months-purely-betting-on-football
>>67046708
F R A U D S
>>67046733
>Danny Robinson comment
Lol
>>67046733
Haven't seen kerwin about for yonks
Going life-changingly large on Leicester sw desu, with a medium on Leicester-1.5
Need Douwe Bob to be tipped on the TT account lids
>>67046708
I'm sure they were found out to be frauds, talked about a bet/game which never happened
Tyrone 10-12 point lead tomorrow lads
>>67046767
https://twitter.com/SoccerSaturday/status/723843117472837632
>>67046761
He's done roll
>>67046791
Indeed they did squire
>>67046748
I'm new (casually posted muggy accas in here a year ago and got ripped apart, but regularly started posting about 7 months ago) but that article is old as fuck to be fair
>>67046791
Oh, that's disappointing
>>67046818
The implication that soccerway displays all friendlies especially when it comes to obscure shit teams is pretty laughable.
Not saying that game definitely did take place but a screencap of soccerway is really no evidence that it didn't.
/bet/ smashing it
>>67046780
This and Frans
head's gone
roll's gone
>>67046894
That wasn't what that post implied at all, what's laughable is you think Spain would organise a friendly with Lithuania when it would be utterly pointless and end in double digits
>>67046894
The game never happened. The gulf between the two is generally bigger than Germany v San Marino.
>>67046905
>79 units in 7 days
WOW
>>67046797
It's in skys interest to make the title seem close so those are empty words for me
just martingaled inter udinese unders with a game i don't know shit about.
Can anyone explain to me why people including Goff are getting up in arms about the tables at the snooker world championship being too bouncy or some such shit?
I mean it affects all players equally so why does it matter?
What moron tagged a random Ecuador game in the latest Goff post?
Got new bird lads
Going really well etc, but she keeps saying the word 'nigga'. I'm not totally comfortable with it?
>>67047271
Perhaps your parrot has been listening to rap.
>>67047271
why have put a question mark at the end of a statement?
>>67047325
Because language is evolving, and I suggest you keep up?
>>67047325
Modern day Brits are hellbent on butchering the language their ancestors created.
>>67047271
Is that Paul Maugham?
>>67047271
Is that Paul Maughan?
>>67047271
Is that Paul Maughao?
>>67047446
Does it LOOK like paul maughan?
>>67047509
Yeah?
Can't believe I pay ProTip £25 a month.
'We are a team of traders gathering information from contacts all over the world. This info coming from ex professionals, journalists and referees.
We get info before everyone else that has been proven countless times via massive odds movements.
Majority of bets available in Asia.'
He tipped Corinthians -1 against a team that destroyed Sao Paulo ffs, wish you could see a tipster's bets before joining.
WNY Flash getting 3.75 visiting Chicago Wafiu Stars
Odds based on last years performance, has not factored in roster turnover.
WNY looked great in a win against the defending champions last week in KC. Chicago gave up an early one goal lead to allow three unanswered goals.
All games streamed by the league as per league mandate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPFZblNxovU
>>67047714
So what's the bet
>>67047714
>this atmosphere
>Miami
>>67047815
literally static
>>67047714
Hold up a sec. What fucking mong did the graphics here? Chicago has the name in red but WNY are playing in red.
>>67047766
WNY, odds are tightening, now 3.60. Very even match so far.
>>67047888
Would be ruining every unders line if it wasnt >slag GKs
>>67047714
pmsl
>>67047940
>>slag GKs
and there it is
ah, the perfect slags goal.
>fail to clear unchallenged
>shit shot
>deflection
>flat footed keeper
>>67048105
Can't deal with any bet on slags that isn't overs desu
>she's very dangerous in the box
The only dangerous thing in this stadium is the commentator and those fans behind the goals
>>67048150
Stupid mindset, why are you tripping? Moron.
>albania
Unfollow
>Albania, tipping and losing bet365 only palps
I am pmsl
is.... is this albania...?
>>67048247
What don't you understand?
https://twitter.com/CONCACAF/status/707014748236177408
Does that help clear things up for you? Daft little scrub
>>67048505
This dude is Polish so I doubt it
>>67048505
trembling
>>67048543
confirmed
>>67048532
Not really sure CONCACAF U17 is the same level as NWSL. Not much of a difference, but definitely a difference
>>67048532
>Not betting on Haiti minus as you "only bet on overs when it comes to slags"
>>67048541
>Implying Albania is Albanian
>>67048532
They should make the goals smaller to be fair. Kids don't play with full size goals.
>>67048578
Haven't seen any evidence to the contrary tonight
>>67048612
>Quoting words that weren't said
??????
Friendly reminder that Albania has a 11% YIELD on Blogabet, after 79 tips.
Some tips verified, mostly Bet365 only bet, only "value" bets. Follow to lose money in real time.
He will soon have more tipped games than Euan and have half his yield, with verified odds in Bet365 only bets. Screenshot this.
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/
>>67048713
pmsl
>>67048713
>talking about yourself in 3rd person
Come on.
>>67048624
Felt really sorry for the wee lass who scored the own goal in that game desu
Why graded as a palp?
>>67048800
Pahahahaha Albania SUCH a fraud.
>>67048771
It's called forgetting to take off his trip
>>67048954
Nah mate, it's copying Albania's bragging from the archives.
>>67048894
But then I pmsl when they cut to the coaches on the sidelines
>>67048926
>Least Correct
>>67049009
>>67048926
Oh my god, that's tragic
>>67048894
>>67049039
Can't watch these, feel so bad :(
>>67049207
Trip on friendo.
>>67048926
https://eastconnect.blogabet.com/
Settled as LOSS.
Read your message on TT.
>>67049039
my sides, this one is glorious
>tfw the girl you've been talking to tells you she's autistic
>>67049274
Read it. Couldnt reply because I was too busy shaking. Dont make my life hell please.
>>67049358
Post screencap of message, I need a good chuckle
>>67049466
I dont want albania to make my life HELL if I do.
>>67049568
>>67049525
Booooooooooo
>EUAN
Almost put something on that before I realised what a HORRIBLE tip it was
pmsl euan
>Portland goal as I was staking Euans tip
Wew bullet dodged
FFS EUAN.
CAN'T WIN A BET
PUT THE LARGEST STAKE OF THE DAY ON THAT
>>67049568
>>67049604
>impersonating me
whose house is this
Not even a goal tbqh. Ref on T2. Didnt send GK off for a clear red and give a non-goal as a goal.
>I don't get no interview man?
>>67049764
? Albania slid into my DM's lad
>>67049784
worth a reback?
>>67049881
I've not rebacked yet but worth getting on if you arent on already
>>67049803
literally FUCK off Hassan, I KNOW who you are
>better team
>had 1 shot in 36 minutes and already 2 down
hmm
>>67050007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyONbqggasY
>>67050074
hey hassan, i got this brown girl right. and i wann be like hittin dat ting, ya know.
but she always be up in my grill like 'why you bettin all the time cuz' because she's a believer an all that i try not to visibly shake when checkin flashscores and that.
anyway i can bet without her catchin on like,
OBLIQUE KICKS to the face LMAO
holy shit some ultimate surrender shit
>>67050007
FFS I've been banned for the past 3 days, ban ended literally minutes ago.
Also, in other news I finally got that haircut
>>67050236
hope you get banned for this desu
>>67050361
what match are you watching friendo
Need NBA tips like air
>>67050484
its bettin related tho hass.
got any tips for me bro, nice hair btw and that
>>67050484
Scarily accurate
>>67050595
Cheers lid, I'm on Portland Timbers +0.25, look the better team by far
>>67050661
KEK
Isn't that Mahrez
>>67050484
fuck sake
>>67050484
H A S S A N
Think he might be talking about UFC
>>67046635
>this thread
>>67050803
Is there a problem Chad?
Tell her you're looking up ramadan dates on flashscore m8
E U A N
>Real Monarchs
pls be qt commentator again
>>67050933
Too scared to get on anything desu
>straight red
E U A N you F R A U D
>>67051006
Same, patiently waiting for SYK FUK RUKUS to post his MMA picks
>>67051047
literally just got on too.
Sign me up to Kurt's service please
Euan is bleeding me dry with all these fake tips
>>67051080
ERA PENAL
zzz Keeper off and pen cant make it up
>weymouth pen
Euan you've outfrauded Albania with these two tips
>>67051051
Everything so far was priced correctly except for Vick-Franca after first round, but I was too busy checking out the explosion in Washington DC to react in time. I'm monitoring carefully from now on
ANOTHER RED
PEN
FUCKING HELL EUAN
>2 reds
FRAUD
R
A
U
D
>2 red cards
PMSL
mackers has special'd three kings-
if you can get on gl
HANDI'S? Would love a screencap lad
pmsl tt mafia hup. I was keeping you distracted from the special stake
to be fair lads, weymouth havent scored yet
SMALL on belfield +2
>not rebacking Belfield @5
>>67051180
>>67051208
What does this end?
E U A N
SHREWD
U
A
N
>>67051180
Got too much on this and I'm now scared they're not going to score anymore, where is the macker's screencap? Pls
Info was there, just unlucky. This loses btw.
Small on Steele 2.10
>>67051420
LITERALLY NO TIME
James Mckeown
Hace un momento ·
Tipster
Eastern Suburbs women -2.5 asian away to Lynn Avon women from 1-0 up - Bet365 and other bookmakers - Large @ 1.85
Was trying to post from 0-0 but never unsuspended, still good from here.
Take Large up to -3 and Medium up to -4
Eastern Suburbs are not as good as Three Kings but Lynn Avon are the worst team in the league, even worse than Claudelands.
>>67051448
Appreciate it lid
>>67051448
444444444444444444
hope you got on too spanishlearningbro
>>67051589
of course
What was Three Kings opening line?
>>67051665
James Mckeown
17 min ·
Tipster
Three Kings United women -1.75 Asian at home to Claudelands Rovers women - Bet365 and other bookmakers - Special @ 1.83
First Special stake of the year. 365's biggest mistake of the year.
Take special up to -3 and Large up to -5.
Correct line here should be -7 asian at least for me.
Puketapu, Cleverley and Phillips playing for Three Kings. Going to be a silly scoreline. 5-0 is absolute minimum so you have permission to stake stake and overstake. Accounts will be limited in the morning but make sure its worth it.
Claudelands Rovers are a very young team and are going to get absolutely caned. Could reach double figures if they are clinical.
A simple results comparison will have you all moist. Plenty more that are similar as well.
Norwest 1-0 Western Springs
Western Springs 4-0 Claudelands
Three Kings 8-0 Norwest
GL. (We shouldn't need it)
Prediction: 9-0
>>67051651
Got on -3.5 from 3-0
shaking
Need eastern to start bagging
>>67051695
Some poor intern is getting sacked in the morning
>>67051695
Wish I has seen this
Beaut, wonder how nobody on TT has been so shrewd and alert to notice this.
>>67051747
This one will end in tears desu
sherdog scored 2 for Steele, but I didn't like the elbows by Roberts in the third. will see about dec
>>67051929
well, blown this one. will get it back later in the night
>>67051873
The most annoying thing is I skipped over these games guessing they would be correctly priced based on the info I would find.
Utter, UTTER tears at me.
>>67051915
Have a similar feeling
Is three kings -0.75 FH a special stake senpai?
>>67052083
Lines seem pretty accurate now
SO LARGE ON -0.5 FH
GONNA BE DAC BUT WHATWVR
2222222
So SO angry
Tulsa won't score in my lifetime
eastern subhurbs going ham
>this fucking belfield heart
How is Windsor Arch -2 not a med-large?
>>67052708
They are getting smacked all 2nd half. Will concede soon :(
What's Kurt's group called?
>>67052844
Because Casa de Portugal lost only 1-0 to Sporting.
>>67052851
Gormless Tips
>>67052851
It's K Tipster right? I can't recall
Belfield's rball makes them seem proper proffesionals.
Got a stream lid?
LITERALLY about to say the 2nd half is double DAs and to take -1
>>67053306
>aftertiming
>not even good aftertiming
Will they hold Euan?
>>67053511
If I could see the future I wouldnt be shitposting on a Macau roulette profit system discussion board and grinding out a 20% ROI with a terrible turnover.
>>67053511
equaliser any minute now
>ANOTHER penalty
So fixed.
Ffs euan
Seriously concerned by the lack of goals being scored by Three Kings
Down so much tonight following WNY Flash, flukey as fuck T2 goal, and now TWO reds and TWO pens against in this island shite. Skipped over the NZ slags games as well.
Lets hope the fix is in tomorrow.
Night x
/blog
mackers surreal
Need 3 Eastern Surburbs goals like AIR
Is there some kind of site or betting app where you can do it with fake money?
I just want to practice first and analyse my results to see if I'm any good at gambling.
>>67054527
just bet pennies desu
all bets hup
mackers surreal
Polish F R A U D desu
Blaublitz looking SURREAL
>>67055906
bla bla bla
Sydney - Brisbane Roar
med on O2.5, hedging half with sydney W
Can you guys please use sage when posting? Anything gambling related really triggers me right now
>>67061067
On o2,5
>>67061145
Noko goes in all fields
Anybody betting on Heidelberg vs Richmond? At the match right now
>>67061395
tfw didn't win raffle
ez 60 lads
HEIDELBERG 3-1 PUT IT ALL ON THEM BOYS
This match is insane. Roar went 3-0 up. Now WSW up 4-3. Half an hour to go.
>>67046905
How many of these are /bet/ accounts?
;/
>>67061845
i have a cheeky tenner on wanderers at 8
>>67061902
>Celtic
Why do you do this to yourself?
>>67061922
Unbelievable if they don't score again.
>>67061932
Insane game
>>67061956
tears if you didn't cash out
>>67061982
Be nice.
>>67061932
Now you're scaring me. That's the only pick I decided on myself, the others are from tipsers. I'm new to sport betting.
germanbro from yesterday here. I will actually follow through with the following plan.
>deposit 1000€
>join PGA
>place 100€ on every admin tip
>???
>profit
If this plan fails I give up.
>>67062193
isnt 10% of your bank to much?
>>67062206
yup, literally have to trust J 'completely lost head' Mackers to not completely lose his head
>>67062193
10% on every tip is too much, even if you only drop to 50, you get twice the chances.
>>67062232
His account won't last that long
>>67062232
most probably, I deposited 200€ last month and staked 50€ on every tip (so 25% lel) but I'm well up since Mackers had an amazing run
>>67062246
Bottles lid
>>67062246
Recycle and pee in your mouth.
>>67062252
Fair point.
>>67062246
buy one of those pipe cleaning products and pour it into the sink
>Bilbao
Omiya Ardija 0.0
@1.825 LARGE
seriously can't wait for the euros
>>67062737
>euros
>Not OFC Nations Cup
Stay pleb
>>67062753
Will OFC Nations even be carried?
>>67062763
Almost certainly yes though whether it will be widely carried or just on the most bubblegum of bubblegums like Mara and fonbet is another matter entirely.
Pmsl at you guys not getting on the fix
>>67062753
UAC from mainstream lad
>>67062710
>this rball
No for me dog
Guangzhou Evergrande W
Shandong Luneng W
seems like ez $
Former employee at bet365 here. AMA
>>67062859
How do I get my fresh accounts to stay unlimited?
>>67062883
by being a mug
111
>>67062792
TEARS
Watch stream, not rball
>>67062859
cudn't ca$h owt mah acca yesterday wen dey waz all #winning, betta pay me muh winnins u thievin coonts #scam
>>67062940
Can always tk the lttl rats to trade in standers
Is arsenal-leicester double a mainstream special?
>>67062962
yes
>>67062962
>no vardy
First time there's been strong matchday market support for Leicester for many weeks. Really interesting,if you're interested in these things
>>67062883
Hard to say depending on what sort of limits on your account. Usually the traders are very good at identifying whos a sharp/arb trader. Some of the calls regarding who gets limited are pretty shit though. Got some friends who got restricted and they dont know shit, just got lucky a few times.
Id say lose some money every now and then but bomb the good ones.
>>67062940
I dont get the customer that come on to chat "My withdrawal is 5 minutes late you guys are just a bunch of scamsters ill report u to the copper m8"
If the company actually was a scam then it would have been taken apart by law enforcement long ago.
poland so so lucky
>>67062859
Wtb
>>67062992
How do you mean? The first time a lot of people have been betting on them?
Bird
Based cybu
>>67063037
Ayyyyy you just got Goff'd
I think what he means is usually the big syndicates back against Leicester which is why the bookies give what is perceived to be generous odds on them week in week out. But this week the syndicates are believing the price has gone too far as everyone overreacts to Vardy being suspended
BT wants a small on Babite -1.5
>>67062994
There are some decent twitter caps from yesterday's 365 meltdown in the last thread.
This one is my favourite
>>67063152
WHoa, wut? I'm not a /bet/ting man, but I'm intrigued. What happened?
>>67063189
Nothing that fascinating
>bet365 website breaks down during the busiest gambling period of the week as the site covers the most amount of games it covers in a weekly period and sees the most usage it sees in a weekly period simulataneously
>Mugs can't cash out their shitty accas (completely forgetting that cash out is not a right and the bookie has the right to remove it at any time)
>bet365 twitter explodes with mugs complaining about everything, even complaining when the customer services number they are given is busy when clearly everybody is calling to complain about the same thing
>>67063150
BT surreal
>>67063230
Ah ok. Did my time in a call center for tech support. People are fucking stupid enough as it is, but when they feel their cash is threatened they go full tilt. Thanks for filling me in though.
>>67063152
People dont get cash out isnt a guarantee. People try to cash out after goals have been scored and shit their pants when they cant.
>>67063270
>People try to cash out after goals have been scored and shit their pants when they cant
this desu =(
>>67062774
It's on an island that literally still has tribes. I wouldn't hold out much hope for it being inplay.
Luxton aftertiming again
>In price down to 1.37
Got no where near enough on
>>67063348
talking big sense pal
What the fuck
>>67063375
Hello friend.
>>67063375
Based
>>67063331
Luxton tipping bets impossible to get on again
>>67063375
See your face in the mirror did you?
