AFL EASTER MONDAY
Geelong Cats vs Hawthorn Hawks
in 1 bing and 53 bongs
Geelong
FB: Harry Taylor, Tom Lonergan, Andrew Mackie
HB: Cameron Guthrie, Lachie Henderson, Corey Enright
C: Jordan Murdoch, Patrick Dangerfield, Mitch Duncan
HF: Steven Motlop, Rhys Stanley, Lincoln McCarthy
FF: Jimmy Bartel, Tom Hawkins, Darcy Lang
Fol: Zac Smith, Mark Blicavs, Joel Selwood
Int: (from) Josh Caddy, Cory Gregson,
Shane Kersten, Jake Kolodjashnij,
Josh Cowan, Daniel Menzel, Nathan Vardy
Hawthorn
FB: Ben Stratton, James Frawley, Luke Hodge
HB: Shaun Burgoyne, Josh Gibson, Taylor Duryea
C: Billy Hartung, Jordan Lewis, Grant Birchall
HF: Luke Breust, Ryan Schoenmakers, Cyril Rioli
FF: James Sicily, Jack Gunston, Paul Puopolo
Fol: Marc Pittonet, Sam Mitchell, Isaac Smith
Int: (from) Ben McEvoy, Jono O'Rourke,
Angus Litherland, Will Langford,
Daniel Howe, Blake Hardwick, Kaiden Brand
LGTSS
>RC
>BSA LTD
>ZEPPELIN RULES
>THIS IS SERIOUS MUM
>DAW DAYS
>1 bing and 53 bongs
Jesus Christ, you have it arse about face, stop pretending like you've been here for years
gAyFL is still a sport? lel
>>66434400
>tfw forgot
>SUCH IS FYFE
Fuck me lads, only 12 serious teams.
>>66434225
>nothing in subject field
>full team names
>image is just the afl logo
>not saying where the game is
>no exact starting time
>getting bing and bong mixed up
>teams in first post have extended benches and are not the final teams named
1/10 op, step it the fuck up
Who /afternoonnap/ here?
Beers will be cold in an hour's time.
>>66434471
Sick of these fucking faggots that do this every year 3bh
who /ufc2 ultimate team/ here?
>tfw Fyfe captain in supercoach.
Off to a good start.
>>66434225
>posting full team names
only reason for this is to pander to the americans here. No fan ever uses full team names they will say the "cats" or the "hawks'
>>66434826
me m8, had a mad bender over the weekend so nursing a really bad hangover right now.
>>66435015
this guy is a true fan
>>66435025
what a loser. I played video games and went to the gym all weekend and I feel great.
>>66434964
you deserve it
>>66434964
>tfw changed to gaj last minute
>>66435041
videogames are for losers.
>>66434964
iktfb
>>66435111
I like to pretend my life is a videogame as when I die I get to restart and have a much happier life.
Hope we aren't at the end of a blowout.
>>66435187
>past couple matches against Hawks ended in blowouts
I'm sure you'll be fine, m8
>>66435316
>The spin that worked
Sam would be proud.
>>66435265
Hope it goes fine with the new players brought in. Not expecting a solid win, but hoping for a solid fight.
>>66435316
Brilliant
Why is the Tiger franchise so god damn endearing and likeable?
>>66435387
Their optimism that they will relive the glory days.
>>66435387
Because they never pose a serious threat
>>66435387
Because >we've never really been a cogent threat, but still turn up anyway.
I personally hope we go back to being universally despised again 1bh
>>66435387
because they choke every time they make finals
How in God's name do you fix the Blues?
>>66435434
Doping.
>>66435434
You turn that frown upside down :^)
>>66435446
Worked for Hawthorn.
>>66435453
When will this meme die?
Served Cyril Rioli at my restaurant the other night
>>66435452
How can I smile when I know I'll be holding a wooden spoon in a few?
>>66435453
Cry me a river
Fuck you Kennet.
>>66435492
Its pretty much an open secret.
Not confident tbqh
>>66435493
>serving an abo
what a beta cuck
>>66435508
which player are you?
Joel Selwood seems like a good bloke
>>66434471
im dogshit at supercoach
pls no bully enjoy ur easy win
>>66435563
He is a very nice guy, met him down at the plaza twice.
>>66435563
I heard he is extra nice to his old cricket mate.
Will Dangerfield have an impact?
>>66435697
Better.
>>66435563
He seems like one of those double-digit IQ blokes
>>66435711
You're thinking of Hawkins
>>66435697
Will Dangerfield is the Collections Management Assistant at Augusta Museum of History m8
>>66435732
Sounds like the most cosy job ever
Why not Kardinia Park?
>>66435758
>Having the round 1 blockbuster at a meme oval in a meme town
>5 mins down
>still 0-0
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
Nice one Hawkins you retard
BROOOOOST
Umps seem to be favouring Hawthorn atm desu.
Can't roost the Breust
umpball
>its a motlop has been eating pies all off season episode
cuccthorn on suicide watch
Sam Bitchell is such an unlikable toe-rag.
This is truly 'edge-of-your-seat' stuff!
>tfw no gf
Hawks wont make the 8, let alone top 4.
>>66434225
New Zealands got it's own General.
>how cute
>>66435938
How did they suddenly get so shit?
Or were they not actually that good last year?
>>66435952
>>66435938
Saltier than the Pacific
>>66435952
premiership window closed
RIOLI
>>66435938
Clarkson has the formula down. He overcame that whole "can't win the flag if your strong period is in July".
Treat the first 7-8 rounds as practice and then start your season then and not tire yourself out.
Hawthorn were like 4-4 at Round 8 last year.
>>66435943
>having part of our flag as your whole flag
>lol
Someone tell me why Kersten is playing over Menzel
>tfw cuckthorn meme team are ded
>>66435978
fuck me 1-1.
>its a everyone writes off hawthorn after a slow start to the year episode
>>66435976
The only formula the angry manlet has down is the drug formula for their doping regime.
>>66436002
>letting Manziel in the field after Vegas
Test
so when are all the lesser clubs going to re-develop their home stadiums and gtfo of ours?
>>66436057
ikr
>>66436057
lol just fold already
>>66436057
Essendon pls go
>>66436057
When your shitty club starts filling it
Motlop is a decrepit old man lmao
>Geelobese
>Hawthorn
>picking targets inside 50
choose one
>>66436057
never. suburban football in melbourne featuring the afl teams died years ago.
>>66436109
team of manlets desu
meme goal
PAAAAARKEEER
>>66436144
neat
>it's a "everyone overreacts to the first round of football" episode
>>66436125
I've never met an Asian woman who likes footy
Where were you when the Cuckthorn meme died.
>>66436174
>it's an "anon doesn't recognise obvious shitposting" episode
>>66436178
Footscray is filled with Vietnamese Bulldog fans
>>66436178
That ugly gook in the footy ad annoys the shit out of me.
>>66436185
i'm not just talking about four chan
>>66436184
Nice meme faggot
>>66436195
literally vonn from bigfooty
>look at me!!!!! i'm a chink girl that likes footy!!!!!!!
>muh parker
>>66436174
There's a few in Sydney
>>66436184
Watching the game at the stadium supporting the cats. In all honesty the hawks are good enough to claw back up from the looks here. Wouldn't be the first time.
>He kicks it like a happy man
What did he mean by this?
>>66436228
The man is always usually smiling. Its amazing.
>>66436216
They're a rare breed
>>66436178
my fetish Ñ‚bh
>>66436239
>boring webms from shit quality stream
'stop'
>>66436248
I dated an Asian woman that at least tolerated me watching footy with her around
who iggs?
can we take them next week bros?
>>66436248
>>66436258
>>66436178
>there will never be an aussie rules anime
jdimsa
this is shill langfords gf
https://www.instagram.com/jesskoops/
>ywn be ugly but play AFL and get a qt gf
>>66436248
found the beta nerd
>>66436266
Usually when the hawks lose they the next week win or fuck up the opposition players regardless of the rules and punishment. So maybe.
>this absolutely pathetic crowd
>>66436258
Was she fob or Australian born?
>>66436266
Iggs are the superior team by a long shot. Expect the grubs at hawthorn to do dirty shit to try and seriously injure key iggs players.
>>66436281
Fob
>>66436286
cuck
>>66436286
>dating a fob
>>66436269
langford looks like a skeleton
>>66436269
Cunt looks a autist that would go on a killing spree,
>>66436286
What country
afldude running shit for anyone else? Seems a bit choppy today.
>>66436289
>>66436292
She was a good lay. No regrets.
>>66436304
yep, look at the webms
>>66436303
Vietnam
>>66436266
>tfw made the right choice to drive to see the game
Thank you Dangerfield for getting the team the push it needed
>hawthorn """""""defence"""""""
>clarko's legacy
>>66436323
>geelong in charge of forming intelligible sentences
>>66436318
>dem shoes
why is waba so swag?
>>66436334
On my phone and doing it one had. Fuck that shit as cheering
>>66436339
>liking pig disgusting toebox: the shoe
kek
waba is a literal fat cunt
>>66436324
The good teams are gonna slice open hawk's defence all season. At least last season they had Lake who clutch as fuck in big games. Memethorn are officially done.
>>66436350
Did he steal a handbag before passing out?
>>66436352
>it's another "geelong supporters posting their wetdreams" episode
>refball
>>66436350
>getting this mad that iggs are gonna rape cuckthorn
Waba is loose cunt and absolute legend.
>>66436353
he unironically wears a manbag
>>66436359
>it's an "anally devastated cuckthorn fan in damage control" episode
West Coast's god tier forward line is gonna wreck Hawthorn so fucking bad next week lads.
>>66436359
>Geelong supporters
Anon its more likely someone from WA saying that than a Geelong supporter.
>>66436359
>it's another "cuckthorn """"""supporters"""""" living in denial" episode
>>66436369
t. waba
>>66436350
>>66436372
Saw these posted the other day, can someone fill me in on the story? Who is this?
>it's another success breeds jealousy episode
lmao enjoy your irrelevancy you pathetic runts
>>66436372
>ambo qt getting wet for waba
>>66436386
fuck off back to r e d d i t
>>66436377
>being this paranoid
KEK
>>66436386
>Who is this?
Jesus Christ, fuck this place
>>66436391
Uh, or you could just explain it to the newbies m8.
Lads, I want to become a paramedic but it would mean being 27 before I finish my degree, is it worth it?
so can we confirm that cuckthorn, failmantle and collingshit were the ones that failed all the hair tests
>>66436388
>taking pride in roided up manlets """""""""success"""""""""
>>66436404
No, you will literally be a taxi service for junkies and abos.
who /bet/ here?
>>66436374
just like they were meant to in the grand final last year?
>>66436421
>10th Nov
Faggots can't even HTML edit properly anymore
>>66436431
Iggs were a year ahead of were they should have been even making the GF last year. Anyone who think the hawks arent done are in denial.
>>66436378
How many times have you seen that ep over the last 3 years faggot?
>>66436401
he's just some fat alcoholic slob from perth who posts photos of his life circling the drainpipe
>>66436431
What the fuck are you talking about, Hawthorn were fucking fav's in the GF. Even as a WC supporter I knew we were unlikely to win. The WC window has only just cracked open and they already made a GF. Lets look at what is relevant and based on what we have seen so far this year....
>>66436442
ah, yes, the too old, too slow meme
>>66436452
haha righto fair enough. Not sure why asking enraged the masses but thanks for explaining.
>>66436444
absolutely furious
>>66436444
I never said it once before because I knew they were on point. But it obvious to everyone except delusional cuckthorn supporters they are not gonna be a top 4 team this year. Keep living in the past, m8.
>>66436411
sauce
>>66436454
As an neutral in the GF and living in Perth, WC supporters were so fucking up themselves thinking they had it in the bag. Because of a) the extra weeks rest and b) the heat
Everyone were trumping up Kennedy who would kick a fucking bag in the GF. Rest is history.
>>66436398
>this paranoid
>after all the posts they did last year
Seems a solid assumption
>>66436469
fuck right off mate, you should never doubt the greatest AFL coach of all time
we will get roughy back for the second half of the year and so long as we make top 4, we're good. remember what happened last time west choke played on the MCG? lol, fucking pathetic west coke fucking maggots
>>66436472
i'm just speculating based on the sides that have come out looking like shit this round
>>66436473
Also not a bitter cuckmantle supporter
>>66436465
Waba is an absolute legend, he like a /afl/ mascot for being a sick cunt, he goes out and has fun. Unlike the bitter sperg hating based waba.
>>66436469
Well we'll see, people were saying that after the first few rounds last year but this team has a habit of making those people look like fucking idiots.
Why are "people" who go for bird teams always purebred faggots?
>Iggs
>Hawks
>Pies
>Swans
>>66436492
t. wabeezy
>>66436498
forgot the crows tbqh
>>66436504
You. I like you.
>>66436482
>greatest AFL coach of all time
angry little manlet in one the worst eras of afl
cuckthorns will gp down as a mediocre team ruling over shit era of footy
they are nothing like the true GOAT teams that ruled god tier eras of footy
>>66436473
Ok, so your basing you opinion on a hand full of supporters of the team in the GF when you live in that city of that team, rather than what the bookies are pricing up. Everyone knew WC were up against it. What you're saying is just utter shit.
Hawks were rightfully prices as fav's and unsurprisingly won the game.
>>66436468
I just think youre upset that youve supported an irrelevant team for the last three years, e.g any team that isnt the hawks. We'll obviously drop off eventually but i just dont think it will be this year.
>>66436508
Go straight back to redd1t.
>Andy Maher is still on TV
Literally why
>>66436404
No. Every emergency services officer I know says they get underpaid for the shit they have to see and go through.
>>66436514
Nah, I was basing it on armchair iggs specialists and also the media were trumping up the iggs.
Iggs should never show their face in a GF for 10 years after that despicable grand final performance.
>it's another "eagles fans forget the score of last year's grand final" episode
>>66436513
>shit era of footy
My fucking sides, have Hawthorm made people so furious that they have actually deluded themselves into thinking this? kys my man, theres no coming back from this
>>66436517
YOU are clearly the one with terminal fractured ass.
This is why nobody likes you faggots.
You guys are so insecure because you know that as soon as you stop winning, the bandwagon will die out and Hawthorn will go back to being utterly irrelevant minnows.
Stay fucking mad and please continue to prove me right. It's absolutely hilarious.
>>66436513
>god tier eras
Literally "born in the wrong generation" shit
>at work
>check thread at half time
>its a wabaposting /afl/ episode
i dont think I can handle being this elite friends
>thinking West Coast won't shit the bed and miss the 8
Sure they had a good win against Brisbane. They also conceded 15 goals. To Brisbane. At home.
>>66436550
Kek, yeah you dont seem mad at all. Who do you support btw?
>>66436543
It has been objectively shit era, not even debatable you utter freshcunt of all freshcunts.
>It's an "angry iggle is a degenerate alcoholic and getting mad a pixels on a screen" episode
>>66436530
Do you think WC will make the GF this year?
>>66436566
seething with
- jealousy
- rage
- envy
>danger is so elite that selwood hasn't been seen today
>>66436555
and now these digits
fuck lads
pressure
>>66436579
>winning home games against inter-state teams
Literally all of cuckthorn GF wins have been shit games with an unfair home ground advantage over interstate sides.
>>66436581
>You now remember that faggot last year who was upset that he put Selwood in his SC last year and blaming everybody for his choice
>mfw hawthorn bandwagoners near me
>>66436566
>h-hawthorn arent good the other teams are just bad!
whats it like being 12?
>>66436613
>facts upset me
Are you 12?
>>66436613
>>66436622
>i cant tell the difference between my opinion and facts
Whats it like being 12 and retarded?
>>66436561
Don't see how that's relevant, but sure.
The point I'm making is that despite having so much success in the last decade, despite having such a large number of members, you know that it will all disappear in a puff of smoke once that success disappears. That's why you're so insecure and lash out at a bunch of shitposters on 4chan.
2007 - 2011 Geelong at their peak would defeat 2013 - current Hawthorn at their peak
Burgoyne you BEWTAY
>>66436634
you are fucking SEETHING right now cunt
you fucking silly bitch, stop embarrassing yourself and go jerk off over beating the paddle pop lions. id fucking love to see you out at waverley mate, i'd put you through a glass window
>its another people argue due the the pain from last year during round 1
Oh well.
>>66436658
>Iggles supporters resorting to false flagging on a Burmese quilt knitting forum
>>66436656
Unsure about the 2011 team.
Cats players already tired kek
>>66436677
I just meant their peak within that timeframe
>>66436666
>6666
Noice
>geelong """"""endurance""""""
>Geelel
>>66436649
Why would i care about a few bandwagoning fans dropping off? Do you actually think the clubs going to fold once we stop winning flags? If not, then again, why would i care? We'll rebuild and be successful again. Oh look, back within 3 points, neat.
>the game is slipping
Ah shit.
>>66436597
>Literally all of cuckthorn GF wins have been shit games with an unfair home ground advantage over interstate side\
THIS, seriously diminishes it when they got gimmie home games and the other side has to travel.
Lions threepeat >>>>>> Cuckthorn threepeat
They had to actually travel interstate and win the Grand Final, a much more impressive feat.
Who /pies/ here?
>>66436755
Sorry as /blood/ here
>>66436755
Not Dane Swan
>geelong backline in charge of containing puopolo
>if Hawks win all my tips were correct for this round
>there ""people"" in this thread RIGHT NOW who doubted Based Hawthorn
>>66436787
Surely this doesnt still happen
>>66436731
Not to mention its era of rampant doping.
Essendon players get actually suspensions, suddenly all the players come back skinny this season.
>chokekins
>the city of gelelong
>>66436421
i made the bet that day you daft cunt
>>66436787
VERY dead thread because of this
>>66436817
>>66436843
come to Corio shops and say this
Why the fuck do crowds boo on free kicks?
>that was a free kick
Huh
Dangerfield poorious
>>66436919
Because it was given for being pointed at
>hawthorn getting refballed again
>>66436938
No, every kick lined up for a goal the crowd boos like faggots.
>>66436555
>at work
>Easter Monday
You a heathen waba
lucky you're a loose cunt.
>this fucking game
Even if the team loses to the hawks, I can't be salty about it. Too god of a fucking game.
>dangershit
>the city of dangerfield
What a fucking hack haha
KEEEEEEEEK
>dangerfield
My fucking sides
/crow/ here
kek
