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what would messi's life be like if he was shit at sports?
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what would messi's life be like if he was shit at sports?
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Probably a 1m50 dwarf selling bananas and oranges on a Buenos Aires market
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Hed take his kids to school, then work 9-5 in an office doing paper work and come back home to watch tv while antonella cooks his dinner
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His family was middle class, wasn't it? He'd probably be use his autist to study engineering or something
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Probably a shut in that plays video games and shitposts on 4chan all day.
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that image is a lot funnier when you realise that the tallest person there is at most 5'9
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>>69600858
This and collecting miniature trains.
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>>69600885
>antonella
>implying he'd even have a gf
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>alles
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>>69600899

this, he would just be another virgin hating on Ronaldo
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And then you realised there's a painting of Dani Alves directly behind him....
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>>69600905
even funnier how Messi is still somehow the best dressed there still
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>>69601961
lol he's dressed like a sub teacher.
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>>69600905
Yeah, seeing people of average height really cracks me up as well
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Why do they dress so badly?
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>>69601961

rafinha is the only one not dressed like a mong
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>>69602014
lel
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Probably a low level white collar job. He wasn't a street kid.
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>>69602014
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>>69602034

>black on black with more black

Not taking many risks there
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>>69602069
still better than the accountant
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>>69602069
I'd think him the bodyguard if he was taller. Either way only normal guy there. Messi autistic as usual and the other guys are top fuccboys
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>>69600837
why are they dressed so badly
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>>69602132
they take advice from /fa/
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>>69602132

with Dani Alves he said it's because he wore rags growing up so he's proud to use his money be as extravagant as possible or something like that
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>>69600837
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>>69602132
Far right is looking slick af to be honest
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i want to live a white suburban middle-class life with messi :&
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>dat bulge
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Next to messi, is he wearing an embroidered fake watch on his sleave?
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>>69602014
>italians
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>>69602203
I don't know, but I once took a pic with him and he's got a thick wife
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>>69602197
dat body

This is a world class athlete in the third world.
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>>69602249

No one ever praised Messi for his athleticism.
Only the common scrubs rely on it.
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>>69602249
Well tbf Akinfenwa is the better footballer anyway.
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>>69602249
he's decent

Messi's main ability is his speed and agility, he has to be as light as possible

plus he is surprisingly strong on the ball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzrLBquALs8
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>>69602229
Extremely average for a footballer. Probably means she isn't a gold digger though.
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>>69602379
well, he probably got married before coming to Europe to play for a "big" club (Sevilla)
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>>69602014
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>>69602425

You just know she can cook her ass off
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So Rafinha and Messi are the only ones that know how to at least dress somewhat decently? What in the literal fuck are these 7-1s doing in the middle?
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>>69602425
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Is that some dadcore
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>>69602249
In football you need something called skill, something almost unheard of in American sports where the only requirement is to be a big fast nigger.
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>>69602425

6ft aryan 8/10 playing in arguably the best club in the world gets that. RLY MAKES U THINK
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>>69602715
>the best club in the world
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>>69600885
>antonella

anon please, we all know she wouldn't even look at him if he was shit at football.
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>>69602197
Is he wearing CR7 brand tighty whities
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>>69602154

>be a poor kid that only wore rags
>buy expensive shit that looks like rags from a second hand store

Bravo Dani
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>>69602340
>wearing underwear under bath shorts
wtf
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>>69600837

He would probably be very successful no matter what he did.

people with that kind of autism usually dedicate their entire life to being the best at what they do.

It's not like Messi was born a super athlete, he just played football all day every day as a kid
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