>I root for a team that isn't within a 1 hour drive of my abode
>he lives in a small state
Enjoy your four electoral votes, ahahaahhaah
>he doesn't live in a major city with a professional team
i would rather fucking kill myself than live on some farm with my inbred brothers drinking moonshine and fucking animals all day
Quads would have made this statement even better. Kudos to you good neighbour.
>he's not a affiliated member of the club he supports since he was born
14 votes and a quick drive to see the Jets or Devils