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7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
7/31: Pancrase Osaka - Kitakata vs Hayasaka
8/5: Titan FC 40 - Cavalcante vs Assuncao
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/13: ONE FC: Macau - TBA
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/26: Lellator 160: Henderson vs Freire
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - TBA
8/27: ONE FC: Jakarta - TBA
9/2: ONE FC: Kuala Lumpur - TBA
9/2: Lion Fight 31 - Baars vs Whitley
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
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Last thread: >>69591459
WOW I SURE DO LOVE THIS PREVIOUS THREAD
AHAHAHAHAHAH
LMAOOOO
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707534
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707534
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707534
IMPORTANT POLL
>>69598246
sorry I only vote in very important polls
Saku is god
>>69598301
who is this gook
>>69598246
>50% of /heem/ is under 6'
>50% of /heem/ is virgin
seeing a correlation here
>>69598312
Why Are Americans So Short?
>>69598311
>THE FUCKIN BEST EVA!!! EVA!!!
T. Phil Baroni
>>69598322
interbreeding with natives for hundreds of years
Why did UFC 200 suck so bad?
>>69598246
>manlet friend of mine kept saying he was 1.78 (5' 10")
>I laughed at him every time he did
>He said "that's what my doctor said"
>I made him stand against the wall and measured him
>he was 1.75 with shoes
>>69598335
no Fedor
>>69598335
9 good fights out of 12 aint bad.
>watches 300 once
fresh MVP webms lads
>>69598387
Does he have permanent brain damage from this right now? will his forehead have a permanent dent in it?
>>69598387
He's lucky he's not fucking dead/paralyzed from headbutting that knee.
>>69598387
i thought he was just being a sissy desu
>>69598395
>Does he have permanent brain damage from this right now?
Absolutely.
>>69598400
Bellator has no respeckt
>>69598392
>anime characters act like niggers
>niggers act like anime characters
POTTERY
>>69598403
this is the best angle
>>69598387
did he died?
also
I bet I could heem all you faggots at the same time
>>69598411
how do you know
BLACK BEAST IN THIS HOE
>>69598430
Dude...
>>69598433
dude what, are you gonna give me some proof or not faggot, can he even remember his own name?
>>69598431
H-town on that boy, shiiieet
>>69598417
it was kind of unfortunate to get kneed in the head like that, I don't think anyone would have seen it coming
however, he shouldn't have thrown a full force straight punch from that distance
it's much easier to see a straight coming then a jab, and especially when you're not even in a decent range or didn't set it up with a jab or feint etc
>>69598417
I hope MVP specified that the personal caretaker that has to follow Cyborg everywhere isnt part of his medical bill offer
>>69598424
>>69598443
did anyone understand all of what he said?
>>69598448
He took a pretty good shot before that. He was just trying to throw something hard and keep MVP back I'm sure. It's easy to talk technique (that I'm positive Cyborg knows) when you don't have MVP in front of you trying to crush your skull with a Baratheon warhammer knee.
>tfw i could edge out a split decision against every here
>>69598457
lol literally has a dent in his fucking head, how can he ever recover, seriously
>>69598457
fucking a. Cyborg needs to retire. This is the kind of shit that makes you second guess yourself.
>>69598462
>>69598457
ayyyy
he should get into diamond smuggling
>>69598462
Woah did Dana say you could post this?
>>69598466
Yeah I think it's over for him, too.
He did put on some of the greatest fights ever though.
>>69598462
Jesus
We keep getting closer and closer to a death in the octagon in a major promotion, when is it gonna happen? pic unrelated
>>69598458
Not me thats for sure, got most of it though.
>>69598483
Cody Pfister's next opponent
>>69598462
Thats nasty
>>69598457
There's no coming back from this. Just retire man, live your life in peace.
>>69598458
>Shihhhh. It is what it is. Heart of a champion. Shih. Fuck what y'all talking about. Black Beast in this hoe. Shih. You caynt expect for somebody to win all they wanna to do is hug you. Fuck y'all talking about.
>Shih. I'm a champ, by heart. I don't give a fuck. I'mma keep going. No matter if we go 5 rounds or 3 rounds. I don't care how tired I get. I'mma keep going. Shih. Swanging and banging. H-Town on that boy.
>I would like to get a rematch with Roy Nelson. You know, I promised a finish. I don't like winning by decision, but it is what it is.
>>69598462
>that sound
>He throws a fucking pokeball at him while he lies on the ground with his skull caved in
>>69598462
That is fucked
>>69598466
Makes me second guess watching and supporting MMA at all.
If I was a fighter I'd go ham in the first round. I'd be gassed by the second but they won't be able to survive the onslaught. I'd rather her or be heemed in the first then dance around for a decision.
>>69598501
>not gloating about the most brutal end since silva's leg snapped like a branch
>>69598507
then gtfo pussy
>>69598387
Why is there only one angle?
>>69598508
>if i was a fighter
just stop right there
>>69598457
i don't know how to feel anymore
>>69598513
Wanderlei vs Kondo makes that shit look like a picnic.
>>69598498
thanks man
shiihhh
>>69598515
because you haven't scrolled down
>>69598508
Try that against Lawler or Diaz and you'll come out looking like an alien
>>69598528
>>69598537
He became a meme at the end but prime Wandy is a demi-god.
>>69598542
Roid Wandy
post dank black beasts
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468835169167.webm
>>69598537
>rampage's face
>>69598537
>tfw stomped out 7 minutes before the bell
>>69598545
why not just dump the rest of your cuck folder while your at it?
>>69598554
>>69598532
based rousey
>>69598554
Why do you have so many pictures of the same Star Wars alien?
>>69598387
Cyborg fought like a total bum.
> throw strikes that miss by 2 feet strategy.
> opponent realizes that nothing you throw is going to ever land
> get countered into a living death
I hate anybody who does this. If you're the inferior striker + shorter, you have to move forward and go Cain Velasquez style on him.
>>69598513
I just might. Someone is going to get killed on TV one of these days and MMA will have to shut down for a while and redesign itself.
>>69598561
she's so birdlike...
>>69598564
because he's funny, you got a problem with it?
>>69598554
Why aren't they using ear protection?
>>69598570
dada already got killed twice but came back to life
Lmao @ u pussies. we watched dada literally die in the ring but everyone cries about a cracked skull because it looks bad. Life is dangerous deal with it.
>>69598572
now that you mention it, she looks very progeria-esque
>>69598560
>>69598554
>>69598580
just realised filename is wrong
>>69598576
What if I do? I'll go three rounds with that tyke.
>>69598586
>looks dangerous
yeah nothing dangerous about your skull almost fracturing into your frontal lobe, watching someone die of traumatic brain injury is a lot more violent then some fat guy with grape soda and fried chicken arteries have a heart attack
>>69598543
Absolutely
Only newfags to MMA care about roids. The sport is much better with them. Better fights, no injury pull outs... just a better sport in general with roids. They're needed for recovery to train for this shit. They shouldn't test for them.
>>69598607
>watches literal cage fights
>put off by "violence"
I bet you cringe at snapped legs over a clean heem also
>>69598604
still want to get in the cage?
>>69598607
>>69598570
People die in boxing every week. The sport won't "shut down" if there's a death.
>>69598535
I wouldn't go into that fight going half cocked with a mind on the latter rounds. They'd get dropped by my karate flurry and either have to tap me from guard or get pounded into the canvas
>>69598615
im not the one put off by the violence, im just explaining to your retarded ass why people think that way
>>69598631
They're not thinking
>>69598622
Shit, I guess I have to try and get him to grapple with me. No way am I taking those kicks.
>>69598630
Pretty sure Robbie Lawler could fuck you in the street if he wanted to. Nothing you could do about it. If the Blood Orc said it was go time, you're getting filled out like an application.
>>69598586
>literally die in the ring
Except he didn't you fucking retard.
>>69598605
Why does it look that his neck snapped and he's a vegetable now?
>>69598586
>Life is dangerous deal with it.
An MMA match is not a necessary risk. If someone dies on live TV you can be sure UFC and Bellator will have to shut down for investigation and there will be a big fiasco and rules changes. Especially since there's some kind of evidence Cyborg wasn't medically ready to fight.
>>69598639
I think you'd be surprised
>>69598644
his heart stopped 3 times during the fight
>>69598650
this is more of a problem for bellator since they cleared a man who had kidney failure and two heart attacks after 2 rounds of wrestling
>>69598650
If he was getting grounded and Pounded while on the ground unconscious sure but everyone accepts that any clean hit while standing can break bones just like in boxing
>>69598623
>People die in boxing every week.
No they don't. Don't make up things.
>>69598662
That's not dying.
Who /Invicta/ here
>>69598683
>>69598683
dat mombod
>>69598683
>>69598690
No one, never post about it again and delete those
>>69598690
Who can stop based Firecrotch Dyke?
best fighters in every division:
>Werdum
>Jones
>Rockhold
>GSP
>Khabib
>Aldo
>Cruz
>DJ
>>69598728
Cain is the best hw
>>69598690
evinger is so fucking disgusting
jesus
>>69598728
>Jones
>>69598677
Ummm... yes they do. Don't say completely uneducated things.
There were 225 deaths in boxing in 2015. There are only 52 weeks in a year. People die in scores in boxing.
>>69598743
>GSP
>>69598750
>There were 225 deaths in boxing in 2015.
Holy shit, is this true?
How hyped are you for the return of Ngannou?
who /nailin kailin/ here?
>>69598769
pumped desu
>>69598762
Yes...
225 in 2015
211 in 2014
169 in 2013
178 in 2012
There have been four deaths in sanctioned MMA competition and nine in unsanctioned contests for a total of thirteen deaths.
>>69598771
she is very QT even with her tattoos and lack of boobs
>>69598771
here
shit tat though
>>69598771
My girl Felice is gonna fuck her up
>>69598769
All the cuck memes aside I am pretty hype. He looked fucking awesome against Blaydes
>>69598771
>>69598782
how the fuck can Felice Hagrid be your girl m8
shit tier girl
>>69598791
I never realized she was so hot
>>69598794
lawler seriously believes he can win UFC after getting roughed up
pay close attention lads
this is a great example of a shit tier girl
>>69598804
best fightfu coming through
>>69598773
was that actually rose?
>>69598814
I bet her pussy stinks really bad
>>69598824
Hey girl...
>>69598773
>that fucking file name
Seriously though, why'd she piss herself?
>>69598824
hope she waits before stepping up to Joanna, she'll get sheemed
>>69598814
>>69598829
no that's angela magana (meth baby/crackhead/psycho/generally disgusting)
vs waterson I think
>>69598841
not even pol here, but she's literally a degenerate
>>69598728
>N/A
>N/A
>N/A
>Wonderboy
>Khabib
>Holloway
>Cruz
>DJ
>>69598762
Lol no
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Deaths_due_to_injuries_sustained_in_boxing
who will be the next (relatively) big name to get caught by USADA?
>>69598883
idiot
>>69598891
pic related
>>69598891
Someone on a losing streak. Maybe Browne. Maybe Edgar since he just got BTFO again.
>bethe has a sister with a fat booti
>has an attractive face
>her insta is set to private
;_;
As you may well know, Conor has been training with Dillon Danis the world jujitsu extrodonaire for this camp. It's common knowledge that his style of jujitsu is better than Gracie jujitsu.
What you probably don't know is Danis is actually a middleweight. So if Conor has been submitting a middleweight and Gunni "nick Diaz ducked me" Nelson do you think Nate stands a chance in the grappling exchanges
>>69598883
That's extremely incomplete and inaccurate, my friend.
Dig a little deeper.
>>69598946
Yeah, I bet 3 months of learning is going to trump 10 years and many, many actual fights of experience.
>>69598891
Hendricks will get back on the gear and pop. Believe you me.
>>69598946
0/10
>>69598975
who is this semen demon?
>>69598917
>doubting the natty goat
>watching EBI
>special matches
>m'dik
>>69598891
How big would the shitstorm be if McGregor popped?
>>69598946
i think if Diaz is not high during the fight the match will go into conor running around the octagon and stealing the win via decision
>>69598986
aren't those 13 year olds?
>2017
>arguing about sports on a Taiwanese caricature board
>watching sweaty men hug each other on the mat for 15-25 minutes
>not committing honourable sudoku
Pick one losers.
>Anthony Pettis lost to Edson Barboza
>>69598996
14 actually......
don't judge
>>69598980
Irene Aldana
>>69599002
>>69599027
I'm really just imagining things desu
Who the hell would find something like this attractive?
>>69599036
not sure what i am looking at, post more for further review or provide links
>>69599056
https://www.ufc.tv/video/eddie-bravo-invitational-7
>>69599056
great technique on that RNC
>>69599059
looks like a young Marloes Coenen
>>69599062
>>69599059
these are some really high level positions
very exciting to see
go on
pedo's please leave
>>69599067
almost flawless, if only it were a 4k screenshot maybe we'd have better clarity how far deep that choke is set in the
crevice
of her neck
>>69599071
nah, I gotta go now unfortunately
the blonde girl loses
I think she gets punished for getting tapped in 14 seconds next, or maybe I'm thinking of another tournament
Italian dude is weird....
>tfw no qt bjj loli gf
>>69599082
>>69599099
the highest law is nature
>>69599141
He's officially upgraded to skull crusher now
>>69599149
Can Uncle Dana make MVP vs Nick Diaz happen in our lifetime?
Why is MVP not in jail?
>>69599173
Nick Diaz would get memed on, he can't deal with anyone who demonstrates anything that remotely resembles any sort of movement. After the fight Nick would complain that MVP was running away despite getting outstruck.
>>69599179
shit b4+4 mVIII
>>69598417
Shit like this is why I fight at 145 even though I'm almost 6' tall. I really have no desire to be murdered.
>>69598368
lmao i never noticed this before
>>69599196
chill brah, no need to go full tower 7 on us
>>69598417
>imagine the fucking pain
Lads
Who would win in a 5 round fight between Stephen "Ilikeboys" Thompson and Michael "Skullcrusher" Page?
How much of a genius is edgy brah?
Young women's bjj is the next big thing.
>>69599036
any chance for a webm?
>>69599196
>when you know just a bit too much about pedophilia
>>69599297
Maybe hes just a psychology major or something.
>>69599313
Or a paedophile.
>>69599313
Nailed it almost...
I majored in chemistry, my profession, and studied psychology because my mom is batshit crazy and it interested me to know more about what's wrong with her brain.
>>69599326
She's a woman, what do you expect?
Logic?
>>69599326
was this before or after you diddled your first kid?
>>69599196
Whatever helps you sleep at night you fucking sicko
How was Submission Underground? It seems as though nobody watched it because no one's bloody subscribed to FloCombat
>>69599381
>Implying he has conquered evolution and nature and isn't attracted to super hot 16 year olds
Yeah, whatever you have to tell yourself to fight off urges that are completely natural you oppressed fucking liar.
>>69599407
k
>>69598387
when i first saw this i thought he he took a dive because he wasnt knocked out and its a reaction you dont see
>>69599391
10th planet got BTFO as always
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
>>69599421
That's exactly what I saw. That shit was fixed. Why is it that we keep seeing all these extra animated endings in Bellator? I mean Cyborg threw himself on the ground and started to writhe in pain, flopping his legs around like a cartoon to sell it? Lol.. I've seen this mf get cracked before and keep coming. That shit is hard to watch at the shit show Bellator has become.. A bunch of sketchy bouts over the last 3 years, ever since they implemented the WWE theatrics.. Just rewatch that shit s few times and tell me if you think the impact was hard enough to warrant that extra over the top reaction? Go watch some of Cyborg's fights and see how he usually responds to a hard shot. No money at all on this fight. Haven't gambled in a long while, but that right there was a gambling influenced sell job if I've ever seen one. Wonder how much they paid Cyborg to look like a cartoon character.
>>69599432
You really don't know how to meme right
>>69599421
>>69599439
You two are trolling, right?
That was a "I am in an ungodly amount of fucking pain OH MY GOD" reaction if I've ever seen one.
>>69598560
Wew lad
How bad do you think she
wants to get gorilla fucked?
>>69599449
I just copy/pasted a post from the UG before the news about Cyborg's fractured skull broke
Will MVP loss when finally fights a non-can? That guy is on my shit list just like Mcmemer was.
>>69599474
>Will MVP loss
>loss
>>69598561
I can't believe I have to live with having "ronda rousey eating an apple" in my search history.
>>69598227
luke doesn`t pass the eye test
>>69598242
lmao
Can she do it lads?
>two in reach disadvantage
>three inch height disadvantage
>fought in the same weight class as Joanna in kickboxing
Seems like she's straight fucked tbqh
>>69598561
>based rousey
so its cool like rousey again?
>>69599513
it will most probably be a boring 25 minute sparring session
>>69599513
she can do me if you know what i mean
Our boy is on the MMAHour today
>>69599525
18 year olds are still developing mentally, is it not kosher to be attracted adults now, Tyrone?
>>69599544
the white anderson
>>69599559
What a good kid
>>69599513
Shevvy is my boy, she's going to merk Holly remember you read it first here m8
>>69599505
barnett passes the eye test
gilbert passes the eye test
>>69599432
>bottom right
kek
Ralek Gracie v Garry Tonon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wYGFzaLcZM
>>69599641
seems like a regular heem post
>>69598769
Who's he up against USADA?
Finishing EBI7. EBI rules BJJ is lots of fun, even for a casual who doesn't train like myself. Eddie Cummins is a fucking beast.
Did anyone catch Submission Underground yesterday?
Was it any good?
>>69599125
ASMR is for pedos tbf
>>69599623
wow great post lol just kidding you`re an idiot
![Gabi-Garcia.0_standard_730.0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fV5CDwg.jpg "Gabi-Garcia.0_standard_730.0[1].jpg")
How do I achieve Gabi mode?
She's just under 6'2" btw
>>69599729
Pure, unfiltered bull semen.
>>69599729
hard work and dedication m8
>>69599729
Would. Would so hard.
>>69599729
gorilla kettlebells and alpha brain
>>69599729
her and sage have the same trainer
all natty haha
![a4e3ecc5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dWu25X7.jpg "a4e3ecc5[1].jpg")
>>69599744
You wouldn't have a choice, m8. Snu snu would happen regardless.
>>69599513
Just ran this fight three times in UFC 2.
Holm by first round ko
Bullet by first round ko
Bullet by fourth round RNC
It's like pottery, it rhymes.
![shin-kicking[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F99zVCa.jpg "shin-kicking[1].jpg")
>Shin-kicking, also known as hacking[1] or purring, is a combat sport that involves two contestants attempting to kick each other on the shin in order to force their opponent to the ground. It has been described as an English martial art.[1]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shin-kicking
>>69599798
it's bullshit how shoes were banned in MMA because BJJ fighters would get shin kicked to death by englishmen when trying to close the distance
it would be nice to see a resurgence in dominant elite shin-kicking champions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKTUgs8zI78
MIKE TYSON - HOW TO LAND THE KO
>>69599761
source
Guys, was GSP natty? This is important.
>>69599855
he never tested positive therefore """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""yes""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>69599849
>HOW TO LAND THE KO
fight cans
>>69599849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJCYZ06IGI
is Sage natty?
>>69599898
I'm sure Sage believes he's natty.
