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>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
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>Essential Reading
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>Trading
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Old thread >>69588793
>>69593736
Bart is value there surely?
>>69593757
>Not taking SherriTerri
>>69593765
>not taking the black student
Lewis is a lock
>>69593757
I would have said Milhouse. Surely in more than 1 race in 1000, some series of events would happen resulting in Milhouse winning
Something like everyone getting caught by the principal except Milhouse because he's too far behind
>>69593757
Forget value, Lewis is the black kid
>>69593765
This, it's effectively double chance
W I N G S
>(You)
>>69593780
>Palped
Who won though?
>>69593736
>Parlays available
how is this possible?
is it a joke?
>>69593780
Its a round-the-school race. Jimbo is waiting round back to wail on Millhouse when he comes by.
>The race around the school prompts everyone to do their best, including Milhouse, who has been practising for this race
Value lads
B T T S
T
T
S
>>69593736
I dunno desu. Not putting anything on till I get flatanon's opinion
>>69593618
H U P
>>69593820
And then laying?
>>69593803
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>69593812
Based
>betting on shitty foot races
>not betting on the soapbox derby
Hope you guys got some easy money on Wings
Best thing ever to get arcanas on dumb fanboys
>>69593803
Forecast I guess
>>69593833
>he hasn't bankrolled ronnie beck
tears
>>69593834
Post eSport tips senpai. I would but RL hasn't appeared on 365 yet. Just bet it all on Kronovi most goals
>>69593829
Calling flatanon a fraud is a tez gimmy
can i PLEASE borrow someones FB account so I can go on Tinder?
You're all losers who will die alone and broke. This isn't a sport.
>>69593876
His horse will win tomorrow I guarantee it. I know because I'm not on this time.
>>69593878
sent ;)
>>69593889
trim mine to about 5mm, girls love it as long as its not too messy or overgrown
helps if you have an aesthetic body too though
>>69593889
I'm the hairiest person you will ever meet in your life and I trim/sometimes shave mine. I'd probably leave it if I wasn't so DYEL. Nipple hair is gross
Might be getting greedy here but O4.5 in this Red Bulls game looks really really good.
Throw in a cheeky tenner on Philadelphia @7 too.
>>69593861
Well there's nothing good coming until Starladder on 21 i guess
I just bet Dota, CSGO is not worth it
>>69593909
NEED to see how hairy you are
>>69593913
>this flag
>this terminology
>>69593925
>/fit/
>>69593878
Just create one and make everything private
>>69593941
>Implying I'm American
>>69593956
Build wall.
>>69593971
Idiot.
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBRAzmaq5x0
>>69594013
I agree with half of that chorus
pmsl at van banters bod
>>69594044
>bunda
MLS such a comedy league.
>>69594097
Not mad that O4.5 didn't win in those last 10 minutes desu. 5 or so good chances to score just didn't win and went small as hell so
if yankee's win I'm going to paypal 3x $5AUD to the first 3 You's
>>69594117
Hello this for juve
>>69594117
fund my addiction
>>69594109
Philadelphia could have easily won that game and their odds kept rising although they were getting the better chances.
>>69594117
(me)
>>69594117
Put it on australia to win 2018 World Cup
>>69594117
gib
If this dubs then England to not qualify for 2018 is THE bet
"Can the aussie man do it"
>>69593736
Who the fuck is Hubert?
>>69594261
>3-1
Counting on you ausanon
>>69594351
>Counting on you ausanon
>[post deleted]
kek
>>69594351
>>69594377
LEGIT going to send these out
>>69594124
Forgot to take off my proxy
>>69594393
hey man i'd accept this https://www.lootmarket.com/dota-2/item/World%20Chasm%20Artifact
>>69594464
Did you win?
>>69594487
No it's still early, they're offering cash out of $6,000 not sure if I should let it ride or not..
>>69594494
Any advice from regular MLB punters on here? :/
>>69594494
Some american anon said that Baseball odds fluctuate like crazy depending on the amount of runners in play. If you are going to sweat. Good luck.
Alianza Petrolera DNB @4.00 seems like an okay bet
They were doing pretty good against Millonarios first half but lets wait and see how second half plays out
>>69594523
Thanks mate, yeah just a bit worried because I haven't been following these teams lately and don't really know what their bullpens have been like..
>>69594561
>Make a 4k bet blind
How do I earn as much as you that I can afford to make bets like these?
>>69594494
>>69594507
I'd take it. Probably should be higher but in a rivalry match like this, runs will be scored and (never mind the odds) the scores will fluctuate. You could lose your dollaridoos very easily here, or have a heart attack if it goes to extra inning
>>69594576
it's 25% of my bankroll, and I think it was spur of the moment, I've had a couple of good wins and got this tip for free from a professional MLB capper. I need more self control, if I keep going like this im going to fucking lose everything.
>>69594580
I know this.. but Tanaka seems to be going well??! 2 run lead is decent in this game I feel.
>>69594432
Awfully v v quite rude
>>69594634
>16k bankroll
Anon. I need your job. Tell me about it,.
This is a refreshingly chill thread after all the bullshit and autism in /daybet/. Nice work, anglobros
>>69594759
Always
>>69594634
>>69594735
This.
>>69594842
Big 4 Accountant
>>69594878
How old are you dude
>>69594888
early 20's
>>69594878
That explains a lot.
Auditing department? I know someone in audit in the Big 4 that makes 8k per month.
>>69594833
Glad /eurobet/ is over too
>>69594972
A classic. I have so many saved from when I used to post on /bet/
Also got banned for 15 minutes for """"violating /sp/ rules""""
>>69595076
Absolute drama queens that lot.
>Vanraure Hachinohe FC v Nara Club
Any tips
Is Trump a good babby's first lay bet?
>>69596182
No.
He's going to win.
>>69596182
The wall just got a foot higher.
>>69596296
Clueless
>>69596768
>says the guy who backed remain
Also reminder that I'm not actually Soham. Think the newfriends are actually believing it unironically.
American TT here (I guess thats my nickname now)
after fucking around this weekend ended up making another account on tipstertube - lahallucinations, will be serious from now on thx.
smyczek, marti, mayer/pospisil.
>>69593923
CSGO not worth betting why?
Does anybody here or know anybody that works on MLB 1st inning score/no score and team to score first props? I've been looking them over for a few weeks and wondering if anybody else specializes in them.
how do you filter brazil?
Florida Panthers to win the Cup at 20/1, good value?
Euan surreal.
>tfw waking up to being UAC
>Liebermann was SO close to jis ultimate ambition getting @BettingScams onto Euan but gets done in and refused investigation because of his keksec account
pmsl. v v odd series odd events
fuck my phone sucks, will vocaroo my thoughts next time
>>69597800
Pls vocaroo
>>69597794
Implying.
ANOTHER week of wageslaving cbfa
>>69597829
Good morning, sunshine.
Wtb today?
>>69597840
Same. What keeps me motivated is me returning to /bet/ every night and railing in some extra shekels.
>>69597849
Not sure, currently at the office and haven't checked anything yet.
>>69597852
Except I am losing money.
And I am still here.
Fuck.
>>69597859
Hmm, what do you lose money on mostly?
>>69597852
Work for me is pretty sweet. Start early and finish early, don't start study again till next year so. Nice that my actual hobby which isn't betting ended up getting me money as well
>>69597870
>Win small bets
>Feel confident
>Increase stake
>Bet loses
>Rinse and repeat
>Nibs at bankroll
>Feel shitty
>Stake it all
>Lose
>Take a break <- Here right now
>>69597884
Sounds like an eternal loop. Besides the Austria - Germany match yesterday, I just pick the ones I feel really confident about.
>>69597876
Sounds ideal. I'm at your typical 9 - 5; office, marketing management and web development. Good pay though.
>>69597896
I am here forever?
On the bright side, I lost whatever I could afford to lose and nothing more.
>>69597876
what do you do?
>>69597884
>Win small bets
>Feel confident
>Increase stake
>Bet loses
T H I S
H
I
S
>>69597904
>>69597938
The thing I've told myself is this: "Herschel, you don't have to bet every day". I mean, today looks pretty dire tbqh, match wise.
>>69597948
All I want is to recuperate my losses and then I'll quit.
>>69597949
But then you end up feeling so proud of yourself that you've made your money back that you think you're on a roll and start wanting to make more.
>>69597949
>>69597948
NEED advice on my future. first year uni at Australia's best uni but not sure where to go.
Should I follow my dreams and take the difficult road into research? Should I just become a banker? Should I settle for engineering?
>>69597953
No.
Yes if you like money.
No.
>>69597951
Nope. Been there before. I'm out for good this time.
>>69597924
I'm a Revit Technician. Studied building design then did freelance work for architectural firms converting paper plans to computer models and animating them. Works well since basically any pre-2012 student of Architecture has no clue about how to use 3d rendering software since most unis only started teaching it this year. Now employed by an actual architectural firm though
>>69597957
is engineering dead?
I really dont know what to do. I've always loved biology
>>69597953
I know it sounds rather cliche, but do something you enjoy. I've got a marketing college degree and a uni degree in International Business. In the end I turned my hobby in to a full-time job; programming and web development.
>>69597975
My issue is you can't do much with a love for bio. Took a term at a research lab and it was interesting.
What were some opportunities that enabled you to make your hobby into a job?
problem solving and the field of engineering is also engaging but worried about the job market
>>69597968
No. But unless you are really passionate or good, you are going to work an overworked and unpaid job 99% of the time. Might as well be a banker and be overworked but overpaid.
>>69597987
Biology or Bio engineering? Because with the latter you can make plenty of money.
Opportunities? Just start applying for jobs and be honest; take whatever you can, every hour of experience adds to your overall experience level. I started off shitty and now I'm at a job that flies me around the world.
>>69597975
I did the same in a sense. I always enjoyed working on 3D building modelling since high school and was good at it. Great part was being able to do all my work from home and the clients didn't even have to be in the same country as me.
After I finished high school I did stand up comedy for fun in my spare time and eventually started doing it for money as well. It's always enjoyable when you get paid for doing something that you find fun.
>>69598009
>>69597990
thanks lads
>>69598011
you seem to have a life i want
>>69598011
Exactly, I was really passionate about programming and since I did a lot of it in my spare time, I showed off what I've made (portfolio) and it landed me several jobs thusfar.
tfw will never play pro soccer or pro tennis
just kill me lads
>>69598023
What language senpai?
Recommend volunteering in a foreign land.
>>69598026
>tfw pro tennis players get thousands just for being in the first round of tournaments
>>69598019
Only 21 lid. Life was pretty shit for me growing up so it's turned around nicely
Just lost $20 on some minor tennis matches. I hate those high risk high reward bets where a player will win by x points but they're so tempting. I swear I'll make it up for the Roger Cup.
>>69598032
really good to hear that
>>69598027
I started off with PHP, then Perl, Python, Java and messed around with C. Also quite handy with Bash, Javascript etc.
>>69598041
It all gets better man. My sister was the dux of her school and chose three different courses before she settled on medicine
>>69598049
where can i get a taste for programming?
>>69598054
Depends; what would you like to do?
>>69598052
doing science at melb right now. I'm just a bit lost. I have many passions, like bio, cars, history and politics. But i just dont know how i'll convert it into a feasible career.
Your sister completed 3 degrees?!
>>69598054
Head to codeacademy and try something. I suggest python to start.
>>69598049
Nice. Started with C, moved to C++, then took CE and learn Python, JS, Java and Bash. Now currently working as a Sysadm. Work to TEZ. Looking to move out of the this sector in 1-2 years.
>>69598081
>>69598064
ill have a look into python
>>69598067
Nah man she's only done one, but before she settled on doing it she started three different others (just went to a few lectures) before choosing what she wanted to actually complete. Yeah my other sisters bf is big into cars, works for Mercedes Benz. Kinda lucky though since he's part of the Wallace Bishop jewelry family so he's got connections
I like how we can have a controlled conversation about non/bet/ things since not everyones awake yet
Give me a reason why sharks don't beat roosters by 10+
>>69598182
Sharks live in the ocean, roosters live on land.
They wouldn't be able to get near a rooster without suffocating.
>>69598103
I like it too. Being able to talk to people every where is an amazing thing.
>>69598194
Hm that said if the rooster goes too close to the ocean it doesn't stand much of a chance
>>69598204
Roosters live mainly on farms though and farms don't tend to be by oceans for some reason.
>>69598198
who /neighbours/ here?
>>69598182
If the sharks are home they'll win. Rooster drowns and gets torn apart. If the roosters are home, sharks die on land and Rooster wins.
>>69598216
they dont even show it anymore
/betterhomesandgardens/ is much much better
>>69597968
Lmao I'm an ecologist doing my PhD and looking at NO local jobs at all when I finish. I enjoy my research though
>>69598224
they don't? SUCH a disgrace.
What odds are favourable enough for tipping?
>>69598244
its on a secondary channel. exiled for very bored housewives basically.
>>69598241
Thats my dilemma. research life is so so dire
Surely there's some jobs in the farmlands?
>>69598274
Go away you weirdo. Please ignore him till he leaves. He's a very dangerous individual.
>That team that loses outside like they do at home
>That team that plays good at home but loses outside
Which one would you pick?
>>69598296
You better watch out. I might hunt you down too.
>>69598319
Typing into twitter : t4tw.
>hunting
Yeah fuck off buddy
any hrvat monkeys know if the under 17s are any good?
>Error: Ban evasion. Your original ban was for violating /sp/ 1 - Off-Topic, Sports Only, and expires on July 21st, 2016 at 05:05 ET.
Rude.
>>69598309
>outside
The word you're looking for is "away", Hans.
>>69598363
I wish you were going away.
>>69598393
vv strange post this
>betting on south korean female soccer
Tears at this twitter beef between Euan and BettingScams
>>69598596
https://twitter.com/Tip4TheWeekend/status/754824524940644353
This entire to and fro is SO bizarre
>>69598643
Liebermann such a weird little man. Really needs to be put down.
>>69598643
>>69598596
Will you lads be witnesses for his libel case in court?
https://twitter.com/BettingScams/status/754821187608449024
BetteringScams a real Sherlock Holmes. Glad he pinpointed Euan's secret twitter for us.
>>69598657
Yes, can't believe the jew forging skrill receipts.
https://twitter.com/BettingScams/status/754823280238927872
And this is the final nail. PMSL.
this is hilarious
>>69598667
What's the point of having an alt right account if you're going to tweet alt right shit with your other account anyways?
He's using the same name for both accounts too, must be that dutch self grown.
>>69598686
Ever heard of a backup account? God, you people are thick sometimes.
Please get back on topic; betting and making money.
v interesting video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtK3Jq8Vraw
>>69593861
kuxir most shots is free money
>>69598694
Why the fuck do you need a backup account?
ISIS isn't getting shut down on twitter so I feel like you should be able to keep yourself running.
Also there is nothing going on right now, only some brit, juve, you and me in here I think auswell got banned for 3 days.
>>69598712
Auswell such a nice lad.
>>69598712
Because he is legitimately autistic.
>>69598657
i'll bring my own pocket-sized gavel along with me and slam it down hard any time BettingScams tries to get a word in
American TT posting two 10/10s zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>69598712
I've been suspended like 12 times already, you cunt.
>>69598745
go to bed, judge rinder.
>>69598755
Just because you failed the J league and u19 bets doesn't mean you have to lash out on people
>>69598755
Go away. Reported for ban evasion.
>>69598768
I've already been banned for ban evasion.
>>69598772
Why did you spend days on end pretending to be a Jew on an icelandic rball tipping general?
>>69598657
£500 and I will
>>69598778
Why are you using a proxy to pretend you're in India?
>>69598792
Why are you rigging straw polls you sad man.
>flagposting
getting called for jury duty for this case would be top kek.
and it's
>literally free money
NEED 1 (one) more England U19 goal in FH PLEASE
>>69598797
>>69598795
It's not rigging if it are genuine people voting on it.
>>69598792
Why would I pretend to be in India?
v v poor question dodge
>>69598816
v v weird post.. much gimmick, many fivers
>>69598816
so you can change your gimmick to
>PLEASE lend me 444 rupees
>>69598828
v v s laxman
>>69598832
>>69598828
I posted proof a few threads ago. STILL want to know what motivated you to stockpile pictures of Jews of and memorise hebrew phrases to cultivate a pseudo-Jewish image on a Vietnamese basket-weaving forum
>>69598857
I enjoy roleplaying. I've done it since a kid; an old Rabbi is one of the characters I hadn't done yet. Enjoying it v v much.
>>69598853
281, m8
>>69598862
Glad to know the truth. Hope you feel better.
>>69598870
I feel like you're my friend.
>>69598879
He's not. None of us are. Get back to Trump.
Shorks!!
>>69598899
I've got many friends here. Please stay on topic!
>>69598879
Never trust people who don't poo in loos.
NEED Flatanon writeup
>>69598915
Has BettingScams given up your case now your other account's revealed? Is Euan a free man now?
>>69598915
>captcha
Kekked heartily.
>>69598915
race war confirmed
>>69598928
just lay the stupid thing, it's formline is shit
>>69598928
He's awfully due. Don't need more of a write up than that
Normal, well-adjusted:
- Hass
- Derfel
- BT
- TT
- Ameribets
Peculiar:
- Liebermann
- Albania
- MetaKnight
- Euan
- SP
PLEASE fill in the rest. Open to change.
>>69598991
Add yourself to peculiar
>>69598928
Don't understand why you need reasoning desu. He tips based on systems. He's probably UAC, but if you only ever get on one bet its statistically more likely to lose than win.
>>69599023
>He's probably UAC
hi fraudanon
Over 3.5-4.0 a safe bet for Cork v Wolves lids?
>>69598942
Not sure.
me n the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L2hPu-V6hU
>>69599069
Such lads.
got some scandi bets'
kalmar @ 2.0 - Swedish Allsvenskan
VPS@ 2.75 - Finnish league
>>69599069
guy with the cap confirmed pedophile
>>69599032
Not him lad, I have a mate who is a paid tipster.
Follow all 500 of his bets and you'll be up ~150pts at the end of a year. But if you're not on them all, kinda hard to complain.
>>69599103
>guy has been posting tips here for 6 months
>doesn't make a profit
nah it's pretty simple, I bet if he started a TT and posted all his bets he would have a dire record.
>>69599178
Can't do E/W's on TT. Lay off the hate, having a poor year is OK if you've been +ve in the previous ten.
>>69599182
It's okay to sometimes have a bad time. Because after rain comes sunshine.
>>69599189
good words
Begging people to start harassing @BettingScams saying Euan was right. He is one of our own.
>>69599178
>6 months
Thank you for confirming yourself as a newfag
>>69599229
>having any social media account
Enjoy having your info sold
>>69599178
Retard, flatanon's spreadsheet is surreal.
Anyone have it saved?
Currently at work more worried about my next bet then helping out clients; is this it?
>>69599229
Euan is a cunt pal.
>>69599178
>6 months
Leave and don't come back.
WTB lids? I am in a vv dire situation
>>69599272
lmaoing at your u19 getting 1-5 from france
>>69599307
:DDDDD
>>69599306
Same, need to stock up on Cialis but had too many expenses this month.. Need 1 or 2 really good bets.
>we will never experience the glory days of wc2014 /bet/
>buton the flipside, this general is hidden under 5 levels of slang encryption making it impossible for normies to steal our tips
hmm
>>69599322
Are you an old man?
>>69599325
/wc bet/ was dire and began the descent into zombie /bet/
We're now in ironic meta /bet/
>>69599336
explain this meme
>>69599336
/bet/ is shrewder now than it has ever been.
>>69599329
Nah, but because I only fuck hookers I really want to make sure I get the most out of the 30 or 60 minutes. Typically also drink or do stims before I go to the brothel, so it can be difficult to get or keep it up.
>>69599348
this, le dutch jew j league meme tips
>>69599348
Tears.
/bet/'s shrewdness peaked in spring 2014.
There was a brief resurgence when people get fed up of leechers a little later but it failed and there was an exodus of shrewdies in 2015
What are the chances of a team that never fucking draws or loses to lose on my bet?
>asian football leagues
>>69599385
from my experience, 100%
>>69599374
I haven't even built my model yet and I'm already shaking up /bet/. I'm like a messiah, call me Satan.
>>69599376
>/bet/'s shrewdness peaked in spring 2014.
I used to say this but it was actually just reasonable amount of shrewd posts, a lot of pseudo shrewd posts and very little shitposting.
I'd argue autumn 2014 was peak for shrewdnesss while spring 2014 was peak for comfy with some degree of shrewdness.
>>69599395
Where is your trip?
>you now remember the constant trains being posted where the whole thread was on
Literally nobody has the capacity to spot one now
>Bet £100 on red and another £100 on black to try and hit turnover requirements
>Green
FIXED
I
X
E
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fucking asia leagues
