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Previous thread: >>69586871
News:
>Lawler doesn't think GSP is coming back
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/17/12167628/robbie-lawler-doesnt-believe-georges-st-pierre-will-ever-return-to
>Coker says discussions with Rory are happening http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/bellator-boss-says-nothing-imminent-with-rory-macdonald-but-discussions-going-well
Free Fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Cp-tp6CIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFSMbjvnyiY
>schaub
literally who
Schaub is God
piana
REMINDER I COULD HEEM EVERYONE ITT AND SCHAUB
>>69591485
That's right God dammit
we out here
>>69591459
That webm should be considered NSFW that is gore seeing a skull cave in
>>69591459
>yfw the new thread guy
>>69591525
>>69591525
I want to heem her cervix.
>>69591519
here
are you left handed too
EARLY THREAD AUTIST!!!!
>still sticking with the gi meme
>>69591554
>mfw the thread is one post early
>>69591525
>this is a 10 in yurop
Schaub Bless you brothers.
>>69591552
no
>tfw you will never be a match up nightmare for people
>>69591573
>gi
>meme
10th planet is the ultimate jiujitsu meme
They're the nofap/vapers of martial arts
>>69591508
>lawler
>steroids
pick two
>>69591596
she couldn't submit bjj newb joanna
>>69591596
i remember back in my aikido days that a red belt was the top belt how did a white belt beat a red belt?
>>69591483
based
>>69591573
>tfw they call for a group photo at the gym and you gotta hide your boner because you were watching two QT girls roll
>Yfw somebody cusses
>>69591519
>>69591552
Almost every guy's left nut hangs lower. It's called "anatomy" faggot, learn it.
![1468728333872[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/Lqd8Ap8.jpg "1468728333872[1].webm")
How do we stop the roid rage lads?
>mfw someone say a cuss word near me
>>69591655
>canada bragging about his cock and ball knowledge
>>69591671
watching Dirty Zoe get BTFO was the best part of that event
>>69591596
Why didn't they start jerking that guy off after he passed out? Do they only do that at my gym?
>>69591459
>Throwing a near fatal knee, then rolling that pokeball to capture his soul
Welcome to Lellator
does "poop" count as a cuss
>fertittas got out before bellator forces ufc to actually pay their fighters decent money
smart lads
>>69591687
>amerifat being unable to see his nutsack
Go to college, Jethro.
>>69591671
They should make a sub grappling ruleset, strikes are allowed on the ground but not standing, Would really change how ground wrestling and submissions would be and probably lead to better ground and pound in general in MMA.
>>69591599
nothing wrong with extra peptides
>>69591671
Fugg time to fap
>>69591704
they knew their biggest stars were all about to get exposed or popped so they decided to sell it while it was hot
smart fellas
>>69591709
>Jethro
?
>>69591719
plus conrad is going independent soon
>>69591720
It's a common southern name.
What are you a shitskin immigrant?
>>69591712
It's called sambo
>>69591691
You train in Africa breh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq92gDny-dE
>>69591733
no i hate nonwhites, i've never heard that name in 34 years
>>69591734
sambo is mainly stand up and i heard they didn't choke. why don't we see more BJJ guys go into sambo competitions?
>>69591748
halal snack pack for me lad
>>69591764
Nah, they train it all. Because it's localized to eastern europe.
>>69591748
water
>>69591748
I've got only one thing on my mind for tomorrow's lunch. Potato spinach casserole.
>>69591748
microwaveable yakisoba
>>69591777
i always wonder why we never see sambo dudes punch hues in their guard in sub grappling. if sambo has it all
hell what does sambo guard work look like?
>>69591748
I got loaded last night and am hungover so I just ordered pizza and wings. Gonna sip some syrup and fuck my gf when she gets here in about an hour. Dank post bender ritual.
>>69591748
are you going to stay awake for the next UFC card?
>>69591748
Buttery bread, cough syrup, corn nuts, and Bud Light.
>>69591748
Baking a sasquatch pizza
>>69591821
Fatty what's up?
>>69591817
this is one really annoying line of text
>>69591841
Why is Browne so fucking shit?
He has no fucking ability to control range
>>69591841
Cain is literally a muuuunssssteeeeeerrrrrr
>>69591821
>Camels
nice.
do they sell cigarettes without the ugly packaging in the US or does it depend on the state?
>>69591861
he relies on his size and his former ability to take shots, when he cant bully someone he wilts
>>69591841
>Wasting good sasquatch meat on a pizza
I bet you put 'chup on your steak too.
>>69591752
That is ridiculous, just how retarded are you?
>there are smokers here
>>69591882
>i got loaded last night
>am hungover
>gonna sip some syrup
>dank post bender ritual
you're a douche
>>69591907
mild to moderately
>>69591911
That wasn't me but I don't really give a fuck about your opinion of me.
>>69591910
I smoke a lot of weed daily.
Do something about it faggot
>>69591932
I'd settle on a firm "moderately". Wear your retardedness as armour, so that nobody can use it against you.
>tfw no Mackenzie gf
who /vape/ here
reminder joanna is GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeN_w927bhU&feature=youtu.be&t=3h14m12s
>>69591951
*tips*
What doe /heem/ think of Mitrione?
Shitty fighter that couldn't make it in the ufc?
Anybody got his heem from last night
>>69591949
That's fucking illegal
>>69591972
Meathead's a fucking faggot.
>>69591955
she should have joanna break her nose so she can have it fixed
>>69591958
GOAT walk out theme is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw
VAPING BE DANK
>>69591991
Joanna should be in a coffin with makeup like that
>>69591959
how can people stand to listen to schaub for extended periods
>>69591959
Kek, thanks for linking this senpai
JJ's a beast
>>69592031
all the punching power of an 8 year old
>>69591959
how can people stand to listen to schaub for extended periods
>>69592029
Fore sure wipe those cheeto fingers off
>>69592088
Because most of us aren't cheeto fingered nerds and we can appreciate greatness when we hear it. Schaub is perhaps the sharpest mind in MMA as well as being very intelligent and quick witted.
>>69591988
Get in my guard, motherfucker.
>>69592116
>>69592120
Schaub bless, my brothers. May his glory forever guide you.
>>69592116
>>69592167
He sounds real annoying and makes Joe Rogan sound incredibly smart and eloquent by comparison
Ronda looking thicc
>>69592265
>Tell Nunes to make it 170
>>69592265
God, I want that bunda
If you don't like Schaub what are you even doing on /heem/?
For sure lose the page bro
wew lads
>>69592292
Does this picture make anyone else horny as fuck?
>>69592276
I agree, schaub delivers the heems himself
>>69592292
He literally has a dent in his head
Fucking hell
>>69592310
roy actually looks downright fit there
i can see back muscles
what happen to him
there's probably a p4p best MW underneath all that fat
>Ronda Rousey is such a fat fuckin' bitch
>>69592309
Think you could penetrate the spot with weakened skull with your stiff penis?
>>69592341
where did you find my pic
>>69592341
Me on the back right.
>>69592348
Now I do.
>>69592341
BRO SHE'S A 10/10 EASILY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>69592265
thicc ronda is best ronda
I heard someone talking about that pokemon shit but jesus christ it actually happened. Is that the biggest meme in mma history?
>>69592463
>Crush a man's skull
>Throw a pokeman ball at them as they're laying on the ground dying
/vp/ is not to be trifled with I guess.
>>69592463
don't worry, soon we'll heem them in the streets when Rumblr takes off
>>69592029
>>69592088
Could be worse, they could listen to Chael Sonnen.
Schaub seems like a bit of a retard, but Chael is a self-serving liar who'll just make shit up for attention constantly.
>>69592341
delete this
>>69592463
I skipped everything after the stoppage, who wants to see a cocky nigger talk shit?
>>69592484
Chael is at least somewhat entertaining don't see how he's worse than the memelord himself Schaub
>>69592498
cocky niggers is why Trump will be in power and there will be Civil War 2
>>69592484
Chael sonnen is such a cunt
>rolling around on the floor with some guys dick in your face while eddie bravo watches
and you call this a """""sport"""""
>>69592292
jeezus, man. that's a career killer for sure. i don't see how he can continue fighting (in the US) with such an injury. who the hell will sanction that?
>>69592571
UFC
>people bitch and complain about what podcasts other people listen to
Heem yourself
>>69592559
As opposed to your mother who calls it a """""job"""".
>>69592292
Did he died?
>>69592571
Yeah 100% no organisation would allow it
>
>>69592590
and she gets paid for it, these guys just do it for enjoyment
Hopefully they will ban knees and elbows now. Meme moves for low skillers.
>>69592292
he looks like a zika baby
or those one /b/ meme babies
>>69592581
the UFC sets fights up and promotes them, not sanction them. that's the job of state athletic commissions.
>>69592614
personally i want them to investigate Bellator and disbar them
hack promotion is hack
2 fighters fight close to death and one dies a month later
then this
Bellator > WWE > UFC
>>69592646
TNA>>>>>Lellator>WWE>UFC
>>69592310
Disgusting that herb allowed that last punch.
>>69592637
When the talent pool is really shallow and freak fights happen with 40 year old men involved, it's likely you have more injuries and heart attacks.
>>69592646
>Ufc
>Not UsadaFC
>>69592682
Schaub did the same thing to CroCop before that fight
>>69592310
was schaub always shit?
When is he getting a title shot? This is racism.
Can we please see Phil Brooks vs Mayhem Miller
>>69592752
to be honest they should just do Sage vs CM Punk
>>69592752
isnt Mayhem to big for Punk? and he's like a black belt in jitz where Brook is a blue
>>69592760
CM Punk WHEN?
War Machine would be a top 10 fighter if he came back.
Which fighter will DC try to succ next now that Jones is out?
>>69592682
Someone post that webm of hendo dropping his elbow on that guy after he ko'd him
>>69592788
Weidman when he realises the IV ban has fucked him beyond saving
>>69592788
Could DC lay on a gorilla for 3 rounds?
>PLEASE FEED ME CM PUNK IM HUNGRY
What did he mean by this?
>>69592590
kek
>>69592800
For sure kill yourself, new faggot cunt
EDGY BRAH
>>69592807
Not really, he just had a bad approach for his last fight, Rockhold is bigger than him.
>>69592865
wow rude
>>69592835
he meant that the UFC unironically signed him for just that fight
he did pretty good against the last guy he fought on his debut though
>>69592292
That's the worst MMA injury I've ever seen.
>>69592606
ayyyy take me to ur dealer lmeo
Let's go a little bit closer
>>69592882
In terms of weigh cut, no, it's not even close
>>69592668
TNA was rough for a while but between Eli Drake, Spud, EC3 and Broken Matt/Senior Benjamin it's safe to say it's one of the best things going
You might also like Lucha Underground if you have no trouble suspending your disbelief
>>69592292
>Filename
>>69592292
>>69592292
wtf what happened to him?
>>69592982
Weidman was 189 the week of the fight and Rockhold was 216, Weidman has never ever cut from 216 the week of a fight.
>>69592979
Look into my eyes liddle man
>>69593013
mvp timed a perfect knee
>>69592292
>mfw I read a post on the UG saying how fishy the stoppage was and how he clearly took a dive
>>69593013
He said all lives matter to a Bernie Sanders supporter and got rekt.
>>69593016
Rockhold said himself he doesn't cut much weight, says he hovers around 205. Weidman walks around at near enough 220
>>69592979
Closer, Closer. I want to smell his pussy.
THATS A NIKE FIGHT KIT
>>69593050
great frog lad
>>69591507
If this guy stopped roiding right now, could he retain enough of his strength to fight in the UFC once his piss was clean? Is this the ultimate cheat code?
SUCC
https://twitter.com/KOKINGS4/status/754757196894859264?lang=en-gb
This is what a skull cracking sounds like, it's surprisingly loud.
>>69593113
ISN'T IT FUNNY
>>69591519
>his balls don't take turns riding high and low
what the fuck. I had no idea that was even possible.
>>69593136
Fucking brutal. That's the exact same sound it makes when you throw an egg in the air and kick it.
>>69593169
You throw an egg in the air and kick it? Why?
>>69593221
What is she a fuckin robot?
Why is it that we keep seeing all these extra animated endings in Bellator? I mean Cyborg threw himself on the ground and started to writhe in pain, flopping his legs around like a cartoon to sell it? Lol.. I've seen this mf get cracked before and keep coming. That shit is hard to watch at the shit show Bellator has become.. A bunch of sketchy bouts over the last 3 years, ever since they implemented the WWE theatrics.. Just rewatch that shit s few times and tell me if you think the impact was hard enough to warrant that extra over the top reaction? Go watch some of Cyborg's fights and see how he usually responds to a hard shot. No money at all on this fight. Haven't gambled in a long while, but that right there was a gambling influenced sell job if I've ever seen one. Wonder how much they paid Cyborg to look like a cartoon character..
>>69593226
eggsellent kicking technique (3x per week MINIMUM)
>>69593226
An exercise my mewvment coach has me do.
>>69593226
For the sake of skull cracking Foley for one
>>69593221
>>69593129
Yup. He'd be a champion too.
>>69593259
Is anyone on /heem/ trying to actually become a pro MMA fighter at the moment? If so, how's it going?
>>69593289
yea, im pretty sure i could beat daniel cormier but the ufc won't respond to my emails
>>69593289
It was going well until I went to my first BJJ class and got my ass kicked by a 14 year old. After that I enlisted at my local community college.
>>69593289
I was an amateur boxer in 2008ish. 4-0 record before I realized I'd probably have a better future if I just went to school.
>>69593221
I don't wanna click links from /wsg/ ever since someone posted that one with the little girl that didn't even know her own name
>>69593311
But you have no problem watching roid monkeys give each other brain damage in a steel cage?
Has Schaub commented on Michael Page's victory celebration?
wow did MVP really cave a guys skull in with a flying knee and then catch him in a pokeball
>>69593311
>that one with the little girl that didn't even know her own name
What do you mean? Was she retarded or something?
>>69593325
yeah he said it was nothing special and he would have heem'd MVP easily
>>69593317
Yes because they chose to do so
Anyone know of a stream for this submission underground thing? Kind of want to check it out
I didn't know blacks played pokemon
>>69593347
oh come the fuck on
>>69593347
They can't afford Nintendo DS so they play pretend Pokemon with pitbulls
>>69593347
Yeah, I thought it was only whites that were into putting living things in captivity against their will. #BlackLivesMatter
>>69593347
Pokemon, anime and fighting games is the holy trinity of "things you didn't expect black people to like so much"
>>69593289
It's going great as an amateur, but I have HIV spin can't really ever go pro.
>>69593371
Especially DBZ. Holy shit do they like that show.
>>69593400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_En4RovedOA
>>69593424
Holy shit how young are you?
>>69593289
Heeminder even hard sparring causes irreversible brain damage and rolling causes spine injuries, etc.
I do MMA exclusively as exercise though because lifting weights is fucking boring. I'd sign up as a fighter if I couldn't find a decent paycheck and I think I'd do alright. I'm 6'2, 72 inch reach and walk around 210, no idea how much I could cut.
>>69593424
Lmao I saw this on tosh.0
>>69593445
I'm 34 years old
>>69593456
I bet you don't even have a girlfriend with a penis.
Disgusting.
>>69593450
>Reach is 2" shorter than his height
Wew lad
>>69593450
>6'2, 72 inch
T-rex tier
>>69593424
>0:36
WHEN I SEEZ SUPERHEROES
*smacks lips*
WHY CAN'T WE BE SO EXCITING AND SHIT
WE WUZ KANGZ
Just had a massive sense of Deja Vu going through this thread, not even joking
>>69593450
>lifting weights is fucking boring
Yes, hard work is not always fun, fat mommy's boy.
I bet you didn't have 1 real job your whole life.
>>69593480
Shut up
>>69593522
>lifting weights
>hard work
Kill yourself.
>>69593522
>getting this upset
>>69593508
probably because every thread is exactly the same
>>69593558
pretty great innit
>>69593347
most blacks love anime
>>69593680
Did he died?
>AJ Agazarm is livestreaming Metamoris 7 as payback for them not paying him for competing
>>69591459
Did that nigga just throw a pokeball at him?
LMFAO
>>69593696
>filming your laptop screen
>Nate will win the rematch
WHO /TeamRalek/ HERE?
GARRY GONNA LEARN WHO THE TRUE G IS HERE TONIGHT.
>>69593792
statistic analysis dictates that he probably will
>>69592708
yes. his best win was against meathead
>>69591671
>"Hey, remember the kickboxing aspect of MMA that people love so much? Yeah, let's get rid of that and leave only the fighters rubbing against eachother
>also implying boxing and kickboxing can't be as techincal as this shit
>inb4 someone calls me a casual because i dislike this unpopular sport by faggots who will only like it as long as it is not mainstream
>>69593859
You did this same thing yesterday Argentina
>>69593558
It's actually true isn't it?
>>69594031
>>69594084
lol didnt he throw that kick multiple times in the fight? What a mememaster
>>69594165
He kept throwing some weird spiderman-tier kicks and Rogan was climaxing hard on commentary.
>>69593920
Idk but I do want sauce on that gif lad
>>69594084
Do you have the webm of the black guy cutting meme shapes before heeming the other guy
>>69594194
You talkin bout my boi Bamgbose?
>>69594198
I think Sam Alvey called him out after he beat Spicely
Wouldn't mind seeing that
>>69594198
Yes! Couldnt remember the name
https://streamable.com/2bbx
>>69594210
Fuck yea, battle of the boys. Last time two of my boys fought it was hendo v lombard and it turned out spicy af
>>69593450
>6'2, 72 inch reach
Lad I'm 6' and have an 81 in inch reach, puny arm length mate
>>69593289
I started training MMA at the end of May, maybe after a few years of training I'll enter a competition
GET THE FUCK IN HERE
https://youtu.be/wPRR7-EKSs4
https://youtu.be/wPRR7-EKSs4
https://youtu.be/wPRR7-EKSs4
>>69594194
>>69594280
How often does shit like this work, I once tried some wacky head movement in sparring and got a knee to the face. I think amateur fighters are more aggressive and thoughtless than the UFC guys.
>>69591841
Cain looked like a beast before the injuries, damn.
I like redpilled rogan the best
Aything on?
post yfw rose sends karolina to the shadow realm
>>69594534
https://youtu.be/wPRR7-EKSs4
what do you think of Michael Bisping?
You're in the club and Brock Lesnar pulls a horseshoe out of your candy ass
What do you do next?
>>69594568
#1 all time p4p natty god
>>69594570
Cum
>>69594570
"Hello Mr Lesnar sir I am from USADA lets go into the toilets and you can show me your dick"
