>Your team probably got walked off sub-edition
DET:Saltalamacchia smacks two-run walk-off homer
WAS:Reynaldo Lopez to make MLB debut this week
SF:Matt Cain (hamstring) cleared to start Wed.
LA:Kershaw (back) not ruled out for next weekend
CHC:Jorge Soler (hamstring) nearing rehab games
TEX:Shin-Soo Choo (back) remains out of lineup
NYM:Duda (back) to resume baseball activities
SD:Rangers showing interest in Andrew Cashner
PIT:Jameson Taillon (shoulder) to start Tuesday
PIT:Polanco (hamstring) remains out of lineup
WAS:Daniel Murphy (hamstring) out again Sunday
TB:Rangers discussing Matt Moore with Rays
>Rich Hill taken out after 5 pitches
josh reddick steroids
KC
I train with Pilates in the offseason and in-season on a daily basis. Pilates gets my body into a position where I'm activated, I'm loose and I'm ready to go as soon as I step out onto the field. It aids my warm-up process; it gets me much more ready for the day of activity than any other type of warm-up ever has. And the amount of core strength that I've built with Pilates and hamstring strength and hip mobility and mobility in my shoulders and my spine -- those are all things that directly correlate with what I have to do on the field.
I kind of brought Pilates to the Cubs. I went to Ricketts, Jed, Theo, and I told them this is our way to be innovative. In five to 10 years, every clubhouse in baseball is going to be doing this. I think at first a lot of guys were skeptical. But as time has gone by, the amount of guys that are taking part in either a morning routine of Pilates or an afternoon session is pretty high. I'd say there's been 15-20 guys that are actively using Pilates. And they are all seeing the added benefit.
angels
Nats
>based murphy
I'm not afraid of saying what others are unwilling to say. The Yankees suck this year. I'm so brave for saying this.
>>69590463
Jeter having another bad year?
JAYS AT A'S
>>69590488
>>69590488
>>69590488
>>69590496
He literally hasn't gotten one hit this season. I'm fucking tired of this shit.
>>69590463
I want her to suck my year if you know what I mean.
>>69590557
what do you mean?
ONE
STRIKE
AWAY
Pirates but to get walked off lmao
>Bottom of the 10th
>8 balls
>2 walks
Name one thing this team has accomplished in the last 30 years
I'll wait
Reminder that Daniel Murphy is a confirmed bigoted homophobic shitlord
>>69590611
I mean I want her to give me a blowjob desu
>>69590644
I love Daniel Murphy
>no homo
>>69590666
wtf I like Daniel Murphy now
>>69590659
Made the postseason more recently than the Mariners and Marlins.
>>69590666
>>69590659
cueto meme?
>>69590666
wtf I hate Daniel Murphy now
>>69590666
>catholics
2
9
9
4
ICHI!
>>69590758
wtf I hate wtf now
>his team's ace didn't throw a 1-hit CGSO today
>>69590809
>his team is in 3rd place
>>69590809
elbow/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow
good
fat
>>69590874
no they aren't?
>>69590887
>that uppercut swing
incredible how well that works
>>69590883
>His team has been to the world series within the last 12 months
>GBTFO by the Sneks
doyers pls
>>69590931
>his team isn't getting in sniffing distance of another for twelve years
>>69590970
ty nostradamus
ANOTHER
WALK OFF
>>69590970
>his team has never been to the world series
>his team's fans have any right to brag at all
>>69590984
No problem
>enjoy the long, slow descent in to mediocrity
>>69591010
gotcha
>>69590931
>been to
>>69591010
>the long, slow descent in to mediocrity
aka the nashitnals franchise history
>>69591010
Who are you quoting?
>>69590999
Standings, bitch.
>>69591030
>his team has never won a world series
>his team has never been to a world series
>his team has never won a playoff series
>>69591049
>his team has never won a playoff series
the Expos did
>>69591060
expos fans don't like the nationals
>>69591060
>his team claims another team's playoff success as its own just to have but one thing to brag about
>>69591049
What team is this?
>>69591049
his team won't make the playoffs this year
>his team destroyed it's promising young pitching rotation
>his team let it's best player walk in the offseason to sign with the clearly superior rival
>>69591093
>>69591097
>his team sat its ace in the playoffs in order to go on imaginary world series runs in the future
>>69591130
You mean like the one they're on right now?
>>69591130
Kinda worked out for the Nats
>for the mest, not so much
>>69591130
>>69591180
>Kinda worked out for the Nats
How many playoff games have the Walgreens won this year, m8?
>>69591180
how would strasburg sitting in the playoffs have ever worked out well for the mets?
Do YOU have as much passion about your team as this little kid does?
>>69591180
>his team prefers imaginary world series runs over actual world series runs
Maeda getting BTFO
>roylose
>>69589792
right in his wheelhouse tyb sleeper agent
>>69591252
>implying that all the other mlb players aren't watching while the mest ruin their players careers
>>69591280
on a related note, is pissboi ded? haven't seen him in a while
>>69591216
elbow/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue
elbow
good
fat
>>69591295
I sure hope so. No one deserves to suffer that much
>>69591293
>jacob degrom has the 3rd lowest ERA in baseball
>jacob degrom has been to a world series
this is a """"""ruined"""""" career in washington
>>69591316
u need a hobby
>>69591331
>expecting a nationals fan to know what a successful career looks like
why?
Windians aboard the Terry Ferry!
>>69591356
this is orioles plagiarism
>>69591292
This is abuse.
Are we back?
>>69591391
fairweather af lmao
>>69591356
>stealing memes from other teams
pathetic tbqhwy
>>69591391
>>69591331
DeGrom WS stats
>0-1 5.0 IP 4 ER 7.20 ERA 3BB
Nice 'ace' you got there
>>69591391
This should honestly be the rags logo, modernized
maybe when they pointlessly move into their new stadiu
>>69591409
u got strasburg's WS stats on hand? maybe his NLCS numbers? we can compare 'em
>>69591383
>>69591395
Not sure where you've been but Oriolesfans, being bro-tier tbhwyf, gave their blessing for the Terry Ferry. But stay salty about the hotness and that your team doesn't have a party vehicle. Just take it elsewhere, thanks.
>>69591344
I have a hobby
>making mest fans cry
>tfw I'll be missing most of today's game because of work
Hopefully they'll have a 19 inning game again so I can at least watch some of it
>>69591429
I'll get back to you in Oct.
>maybe you and all the other mest can watch it on TV
>>69591464
i cringed in real life
>>69591522
lmao gotcha buddy
>the barfs have 60 losses
>>69591538
are they even in double-digits for wins yet?
>>69591532
hope you enjoyed the WS run, there won't be another one
>>69591571
i only take advice from people whose teams have actually been to /won the world series, sry
Will they regret it in the long run?
>take a direct line drive to your pitching arm
>orange-sized welt
>gets the last two outs in the 5th
>no ice
holy shit happGOD
>>69591600
>he takes advice from Rasy fans
>>69591395
>>69591383
At first they did try to steal the Buck Truck, but then an anon made OC with the Terry Ferry. Don't be mad your team does not have a form of transportation that rhymes with someone significant in their organization.
>>69591617
they're already regretting it
>at least they got the ring, oh wait. nvrmnd
>>69591617
At least the Mets have at least a chance at a WC
>>69591617
cespedes was easily worth it
>>69591638
lmao are you seriously shittalking the rays as a nationals fan? they're infinitely more successful than your team
>>69591658
no they don't. their pitching staff is a shambles and they can't hit.
>the mest are tied with marlels
holy shit since when? i didn't know the mest were actually that bad
>Carson Fulmer strikes out Albert Pujols on 3 (THREE) pitches
>>69591667
Not me. You think I'm the only one who laughs at the mest?
>>69591667
the amount of >implying in that post is off the charts
I'm a Red Sox fan, who are infinitely more successful than either team you just mentioned
>>69591682
the marlins have a better record than any 3rd place team but the blue jays, and the mets have an equal or better record than every other 2nd place team but the red sox and doyers
>you now remember everyone claiming the NL east was the worst division in baseball
>>69591711
my mistake
nice dubs tho
>>69591698
>Carson Fulmer strikes out 36-year-old Albert Pujols on 3 (THREE) pitches
yawn
remember Jennie Finch making him look silly on SportsScience while he was still in his prime? far more impressive
>>69591731
East stronk
>>69591731
this year the mest are no better than middle of the pack. They'll do well to finish .500
>>69591731
why tyvm
>Gnats
Padres gonna bring it back for a respectable .500 finish by the seasons end
windians!
>>69591744
p weird how the AL east has 3 50-win teams and none of them are the bankees
>>69591767
record-wise the mets would be in 2nd place in any division but the AL east and NL west, and would be tied with the astros as well
>>69590309
tl;dr, I do steroids
>Cueto has given up 4 HRs in Petco in 1 week in 2 games
>>69591698
>pooholes
And?
i predict the nats game goes to 20
>>69591794
will /sp/ implode if all of Cleveland's teams win ships this year?
>above-average Indians
>Cavs already made the greatest comeback in nba history
>Browns sneak into the playoffs at 8-8 and MEME THE FUCK out of everyone
>Blue Jackets (if they're the closest NHL team) somehow meme their way through and sneak past the WC champs
>>69591809
thank you for explaining that. I didn't understand at all what that meme was implying. I thought Jake Arrieta was completely clean and that he simply practiced pilates to strengthen his workout regimen.
>>69591868
The browns are nowhere near that good, so no, cleveland wont win all the championships
>>69591868
It's not NHL but Cleveland's AHL team won a championship during the NBA playoffs. Seriously doubt about the Brown but I'd like to see this just for the shitposting
>padres actually trying to help out the dodgers by sweeping the giants
>dodgers shit the bed as well
my fucking sides
/emelbee/ If I do pilates will I get a gf?
>>69591860
15th now
>>69591925
no, but you might get an NL Cy Young award and a disappointing playoff exit
>>69591909
hey, it has to count for something, right?
...is hockey even slightly relevant in Cleave Land?
>somehow turn a 3-1 lead with 2 outs and nobody on into a tie game with loaded bases
>the festering shithole that is the Jays bullpen
took everybody in the infield to catch that final pop up
why
h
y
>>69591948
>woe is me, my team gave up 2 runs. no one can know this suffering
>>69591943
I wouldn't say relevant, but Monsters games are fun af
Are the dads gonna get their first no-no today? Is it happening?
This could be mildly entertaining.
>That Padres bunt
lol
Dbacks broadcast is thoroughly entertaining
>>69591980
>that backwards emblem
>>69591980
they almost no-hit us earlier this year lol
>>69591993
reee it's not even noticeable
>>69591980
no, dads are gonna lose 4-3
>>69591971
>people never complain about their ballclubs inherent tendencies on this board
>this board is a positive environment only :^)
should I check my /mlb/ privilege?
my only hope this season as an Angels fan is for them to finish above the A's
>>69591980
>dads get their first no no
>meme their way into the playoffs
check em
>Jung-Ho Kang
I would heartily chuckle if there was another Asian on the team whose last name was Kodos
>>69592017
>reee it's not even noticeable
it's the most noticeable thing in the image
Carlos Gomez Grand Slam
>another edwin jackson no-hitter
my sides
>>69592052
Not gonna happen, bitch
>Solarte smashing his bat on home plate
what a pussy
>>69592111
we need more gets like this to power edmeme to a no-no
let's do it /mlb/
>>69592143
>Melancon blew the save
wow where have I heard that one before
WE /PAPASLAM/ NOW
What the hell, M's
Help.
>another "NO HITTER HALFWAY THROUGH!!!!11!!111" alert
>by the announcers
>Dads
>>69592098
alright alright
>>69592194
no one cares about jinxing it anymore
>2016
>Not running out ground balls as hard as you can
NINE MORE OUTS
HOLY SHITTTTTTT
absolute madman
>>69592206
eh, good point, seeing as they happen about once a month now
has pomeranz pitched for the red sox yet and did he get blown out?
>>69592261
>>69592193
>getting swept by the anglels
>only scoring one run in the whole series
embarrassing
>>69592263
He goes Wednesday
>>69592272
>get no hit twice
>make the world series
Wew lad
>Pirates and Nats in 16th inning
>>69591391
Filtered ;)
>>69592282
You don't have to tell me twice
>>69592272
oh fuck I forgot the doyers got no-hit twice in the same week
>>69592286
>get no-hit in the postseason
>make the World Series
>Resd
>>69592286
>ace pitcher throws 2 no-nos
>lose the division
wew lad
are no-hitters a curse?
>rockies fan interferes in the giants padres game
kek cheeky fucking bastards
>>69592330
just called no interference
no-no over, calling it
>>69591868
lol Browns won't win 3 games this year. We still couldn't beat a hs varsity team consistently. 2/3 contending at the same time is a wet dream though
>>69591943
Monsters sell pretty well from what I see
Rockies madman
>McCutchen is 0-7
>>69592344
one-year wonder?
what did he mean by this?
>>69592361
Needs more CUUUUUEEEEETTOOOOOOOOOO in the background when he wakes up
Most improved/underrated player in the league
mfw edwin jackson throws the first no-hitter in padres history
edwin jackson
wat
>his Belt wasn't tight enough to get the ball
nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk
>Jints
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
is there a more meme managerial move than using your 7-8-9 inning guys in their normal roles when you're tied or losing on the road?
>>69592402
Didn't he also get the first in Rasy history?
>>69592462
bullpen roles are a meme
>>69592486
you're a meme
Josh Tomlin is a Cy Young contender
Prove me wrong
>>69592504
Not even the 3rd best pitcher on his team
last digit of this post is the amount of hits the giants will get against the dads today
The Giants took thirty (30) minutes to record three outs against the dads
>giants literally have 0 hits against a guy that just got called up from AAA yesterday
mein sides
>DADS
E - 1
this is literally the ugliest no-hitter i've ever seen
ERROR LMAO
NO HITTER STILL IN PLAY
>dads lose their first no-hitter in franchise history
praise kek
meme gods let it be
>>69592702
>
He literally threw a 149 pitch no hitter with 8 walks
>>69592724
that would be some really memey shit lad
>>69592702
Edwin Jackson did had that one in Arizona where he walked 8 guys.
>>69592731
5 walks right now in addition to an e-1 and another error on top of that
this could easily be worse if he walks a few more
>le no hitter with 7 baserunners man
Double play when?
jackson an absolute madman
JUST
>DADS
JUST
>DADS
Nice no hitter
>DADS
LELMAO
>dads
MEANWHILE it's the 18th
>>69590666
Back to your reddit hugbox faggot
>NASHITIONALS
Nast have six hits in 17 innings
>niese is in line for the win
praise kek
>people criticize soccer for being low scoring
>a baseball game is 1-1 in the 18th inning
>game has been going for almost 6 hours with 2 points scored
>has not been a point scored since the 9th inning almost 3 hours ago
>in a game that counts for 0.5% of the season
WEW
>McCutchen is 0-8
>Marte HR
Kek
>>69592874
>points
A FUCKING LEAF
MILK IN A BAG
>>69592874
>point scored
go slurp some semen fagboi
>Diamondbacks
>Cutch 0-8
>Niese gets the W
If Puig hits into a double play I will cum buckets
based niese still bleeding orange and blue
unless he blows it ofc
>>69592947
>Strikeout
>Piss around in 17 of 18 innings and do nothing
Good job Nationals.
so many good games on today
>Pooegg
>Gaylor
based pirates
wanna meet up in the WC game?
>>69593027
why do you care about the Nast losing if you're hopes are on the WC game anyways?
>>69593041
it was a "Pirates in the Wild Card game" joke, i'm sorry it wasn't that good
>the washington murphys
>4-3
what'd I miss?
also why are these commentators so goddamn boring
>>69593112
excuse me,
>5-3
>Hunter "Don't mind me I'll just be here chucking 97 mph straight fastballs over the heart of the plate" Strickland
>>69592874
>that flag
>hating baseball
>points
>defending a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" where Team A>Team B=Team C wins championship
Please go join your Muslim brethren with the rest of the Yurotrash
>Rays have told teams Chris Archer is not available unless somebody totally overwhelms them. So, he's not available.
>
>>69593248
why would the rays trade archer?
>Nashitnals scoring one run in 18 innings
What did they mean by this?
>>69593282
The whos scored none in 34 and 1 in 41
>>69593282
Idk, I tried to call Bryce Harper to ask what they mean, but when I picked up the phone there was no ring
>Oakland's asking price for the Red Sox for Rich Hill was the same as San Diego's for Drew Pomeranz: Anderson Espinoza.
>>69593336
Rich Hill is a better pitcher than Pomeranz
>>69593357
Red sox/yankees
>>69593336
>"Rich Hill is the best pitcher in the league right now. Period."
Billy Boy has gone delusional
>>69593350
debatable, but Pomeranz is under contract for a 3 seasons longer than Hill
> Bregman hit another home run today
When is he getting called up lads?
Who sellers here?
>>69593842
> mfw bruce is only worth AA prospects who burn out before their 24th birthdays
Where did all these Mets fans come from outta freakin nowhere? No Mets fans for 10, 15 threads. Now it's a Metsplosion
>>69593912
most fairweather fanbase on /sp/ tbqhwy
>>69593945
>mest
>not the roylels
>>69593842
Don't ask the Steinbrenners or Randy Levine
>>69593963
kys
>>69594028
literally zero roylel fans on spuh before 2014
literally 0 (zero) mets fans on /sp/ until this exact thread we're posting in currently
>>69594052
There was actually at least one loyal dude who would post depressed/depressing stuff iirc, kind of like White Sox posters now.
>it's another "autists talk about how many fans of different teams post on this website instead of talking about baseball" episode
