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Jays gonna get swept edition
get in here lads!
>>69590182
>Jays gonna get swept edition
How many pitchers you think the As got to throw into the machine?
Did the optimists kill themselves?
>>69590335
top kek
>playing Careless whisper when red dick was up at bat
b0ss pls
>>69590335
lel'd
>>69590462
Who's getting traded off your team, anon?
>me reading this play by play
what the fuck happened in the first
>>69590335
lmao only a pessimist would kill themselves after a two game losing streak
What you listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s
I'll let you have it this time Canada
>smoaK
>>69590556
u foken wot m8?
>smoak for another 2 years
hes like rasmus dopey cunt nobody cares about who's only good for a homerun every 6 games
>>69590751
cheap as fuck and a solid bench/backup player
>>69590751
>nobody cares about someone whos good for 27 homeruns if they play everyday
-(You)
>>69590547
Just heard this come on the stadium PA.
https://youtu.be/9krhCARI4Ag
Trying to get back into baseball after not watching for 10 years.
What did I miss?
Wheres that faggot bautista
>>69590860
Getting a pedicure
are you fucking serious
that pitch was identical to the first ball except it was even further inside
seriously this umping
>>69590787
>smoak playing everyday
things would have to be bad for that to happpen
>>69590884
Fuck him
Where's based barney
>>69590888
The strikezone overlay showed it as good, is it wrong?
>>69590905
what? the strikezone overlay showed it further outside the strike zone than a called ball directly beside it
Why doesn't gibby put Barney on 1st and murder Smoak?
>>69590905
It depends how the ump is feeling
The ball may very well be landing where the strike zone overlay is but it's the ump who's calling ball or strike
happ a cy young
>that fucking dive
R U S S G O D
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r u s s g o d
Why is Russell "Jimmies" Martin suddenly elite?
2LO
L
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tuloGOATzki BTFOing pessimists
We RISP now
2 LOW
Post smuk gibbys
>>69591108
>we
what part of da 6 you from pham?
Lawrie is such shit
How'd they swing him for Dolan? Was it just a salary swap?
>>69591198
billly beans a goof lol
>>69591176
BC actually, fuck the laffs
>>69591208
seems legit
>Happ
oh boy here we go
Happ you glorious bastard
>>69591261
Best acquisition after last season imo
Good replacement for David Prick and he doesn't want retarded money
>laKe
Bautist return fucking when?
>>69591311
checked, dubs confirm, lets hope he doesn't choke in the postseason if the Jays make it
>>69591334
When he's back he and Edwin alter fb and dh
Carrera full time RF
Junior pinch runner
>>69591334
he was placed on a 15 day DL exactly a month ago
NOOOOOOOO NOT HAPP
;___;
>>69591418
Fug
Why did he cut him?
Smolinski will not last the night
>>69591450
Ride out with me
happ is tough
gonna look like an orange growing on his arm though lmao
reminder
>pitch through a direct hit on your pitching arm
is Happ ascending to godhood before our very eyes?
r u s s g o d
>>69591560
Happ is elite
>>69591665
say what?
>1 (one) American flag in this thread
Kek
Anyone know a good website to search for University psychology ebooks? don't wanna pay 180 for a fucking elective textbook
>>69591781
check dis
https://cse.google.com/cse/home?cx=000661023013169144559:a1-kkiboeco
>>69591771
As don't have fans. Rangers fan here waiting for you to blow this :^)
bonjour l'rato
just
t-thanks bullpen
>>69591829
And there it is. Lol.
>Pat talks about a pitcher from the Jays doing a lot better recently as he is coming into the game
>Immediately blows it and loses the game
Like clockwork
>cecil
>>69591810
nothing there, thanks tho pham
>>69591875
I cry ery tiem ;___;
JUS TFUCK MY SHIT UPO
>>69591890
np fuck the academic jew
>>69591863
With the quality of the A's pitching the Jays should have at least 10 runs by now though. Can't blame the bullpen for the batters not doing their jobs like it's spring again.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DONALDSON
lel
>rags
>>69591875
pat has crazy fucking bad voodoo around him, he's an absolute jinxing machine
that party in the infield tho
now that would have been something if everyone collided on the mound together
>JAYS INFIELD COMBINE TO FORM MECHA SHIVA
based kp
>>69591983
>tfw all the cold bats get sent on the 60 day DL
>Jays are now the Bisons
>Go on a 20 game winning streak
GIDP here we come
Pillar got wheels.
>bunting
BAUTIST COME BACK
>>69592032
he would already have been ejected for arguing the count
>>69592060
He would've been hit in the face by a pidgeon
how many points does marks last name get you in scrabble?
>
HEY GUYS, STRIKE OUT WITH 2 GUYS ON BASE AND NO OUTS, THAT WILL HELP US!
>>69592082
About the same amount as the number of >RISP the Jays will have at the end of the game
>>69592109
optimistfags are seething rn
>Strikeout
>Strikeout
>Pop-up foul
S/O Looking boys
the jays are fuckin garbage lmao
wew
rato for hendricks huh
>>69592134
>getting mad when things go wrong
that is what you're supposed to do
you should consider what it means that you are happy and satisfied when the team is playing badly just to satisfy your misery
Last digit is the number of runs the A's will get in the next inning
>pessimist bandwagoners cheering a loss
wew lads it's definitely summer again eh
>>69592200
i want this """"""'''team"""""""" to lose because i'm not a fan of jewry
>>69592218
yea thats why baseball is on you goof lol
t-thanks cecil
Calm down, jays fans. They got this. Calling a Smoak dinger to take the lead.
DA LOIN
>>69591112
TSUUUU
>>69592267
Followed by a grand slam by the A's in the following inning
>>69592281
its TSUUUUUUUUUUUULO
EE ur SHIET
>>69591829
Rags are the experts when it comes to choking
>strike out
>strike out
>strike out
ffs
good time for the ump to forget where the strikezone is
lol danny, guess he really doesnt like breaking balls
>assford in the bullpen
Gg
GRILLMASTER
grillmaster crashing this 8th inning
g r i l l e d
did that guy just say marry pachado
>laKe
jesus christ why gibby
Smoak can say that was a line drive to his kids
>>69592558
i take it back, gibby is a genius.
>>69592558
LAKE
A
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HE DID THINGS
BISONS TAKING CONTROL
Hi
M V P
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P V M
Based
GET EM DOLANNNNNNN
RAIN BRINGER
the hero we need
>Andy Burns first game action in forever
>immediately scores
>rivera was good two games in a row
apocalypse lads
>oh wow games still going
>oh wow 2 runs in the 9th
anyone got a montage of MVP staring at the ground when he's walking away from strikeouts
it's kind of my fetish
Axford shitting the bed!
Wow this is new and exciting!
>>69592749
>15.43 ERA
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LADDY
WEW
E
W
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
>>69592771
nah he's always kind of silently contemplating with his shoulders hunched up, stalking the exact reason he failed
FUCK YOU KERNEL SANDERRDS YOU FUCKING FAGOOT KKEK
Holy shit! Swinging at that terrible pitch. Nice Canada!
get it together michael lol man
lmaoing @ that saunders rage
INB4 WALKOFF
Osuna Matata
BOBBY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>saunders
lmoa what the fuck are these dips doing
Good series, Canada! thanks for the wins. We needed them!
WEW
THANKS BOBBY
GG A'S
>10 games above 500
pessimists on literal suicide watch
>>69592925
fuck off commiefornia idiot
everyone happy?
>>69592749
yeah it's gonna be the priest molested irish catholic to have a fetish like this
>>69592941
lel tulo literally murdering pessimists left and right with his bat
>winning pitcher is Jason Grilliey
>>69592966
hello summerfriend
>>69593001
based grill man
