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News:
>Benson Henderson fights Patricio Freire at Bellator 160
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/16/12205932/benson-henderson-vs-patricio-freire-headlines-bellator-boxing-double
>RIZIN
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/16/12206014/rizin-returns-with-tournament-with-cro-cop-wanderlei-silva-and-stars
Free Fights:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Cp-tp6CIY
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Schaub is god
>>69586877
literal who
me on the right
>>69586877
We caught him!
>>69586908
this is an 18+ website
Post favorite combat event posters.
>>69586908
Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
>>69586889
>10 million podcast downloads a month
>literal who
For sure clean those cheeto fingers, my guy.
>>69586931
poor kanehara
too tough for his own good
>>69586937
>muh money
literal nigger tier
>>69586889
WITNESS THE GREATNESS.
>>69586908
>literally roiding a kid
goat tat?
>>69586908
They gonna need to be able to fight cuz kids gonna be making fun of their ugly fucking faces for a long time
schaub = wgaf
This is your formal invitation to join the first official /heem/ broship. CLC is a collective of both devilish intelligence and fiery passion, we have it all.
Schaub Bless this thread
>>69587040
rothwell bless
>>69587002
>sorry were currently not hiring
>>69587031
very solid list of boys
/CRK/ here though
>The current year
>Jitz matters
>>69587058
think you are funny you cheeto fingered nerd? you are just jealous of Schaub's success and work ethic, you wouldn't recognise greatness if it slapped you right in the face.
>Dana supports Trump
how does it feel to be a fan of the most redpilled sport lads?
>>69587111
disappointed and disgusted
>I care about walkouts and event posters
>I just care about the fights, man
wew
>I enjoy watching WWE, the walkouts and engaging storylines get me very excited
>>69587196
dam son.
>>69587196
Deus meu
>>69587196
holy SHIT
>>69587196
I thought they divorced
>>69587031
>I like shitty MMA-tier boxing
>>69587196
>"for some time"
>get brain pushed in
>not immediately realizing this is career ending heem
>>69586937
>10 million podcast downloads a month
why tho ?
Has he ever said anything even remotely interesting ?
>>69587255
Schaub is probably the sharpest mind in MMA he comes up with a lot of brilliant and interesting analysis.
>>69587242
boxing is literally fucking ballet
fuck outta hea wit dat bullshit son
>>69587129
>average remain voter
>>69587265
>Schaub is probably the sharpest mind in MMA
>>69587242
>If the boxing isn't exactly like it is wearing 3 pound gloves with no kicks, knees, elbows, takedowns, or submissions, it's shitty
>>69587228
Thay did, I goofed the scroll
>>69587276
>implying he isn't
wipe that cheeto dust off your fingers and lose my number
>>69587268
>I don't like aesthetics
>>69587268
>boxing is literally fucking ballet
>>69586908
If Sage is roided to the gills since he was a kid, did he develop a sort of tolerance and he can keep juicing without his body showing it ?
>>69587283
>The greatest MMA striker of all time
http://boxrec.com/boxer/152826
>>69587196
FACE THE PAIN, TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>69587196
Cracked his skull like an egg
Vicious venum page
>>69587317
Anderson is 40 and completely shot, if anything this webm just shows how trash Bisping is
>>69587317
>>The greatest MMA striker of all time
>this dumb cunt thinking her actions have no consequences
>>69587339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKZoiyriM
>>69587332
Page's intimidation lvl went up big time with that, it's going to be hard to find anyone who wants to strike with him since Cyborg went forward with a right hand and fucking died
>>69587329
Do you need a minute to yourself?
>>69587339
>Anderson is 40 and completely shot
With something like 9 fights left on his contract.
>>69587317
reminder that ray mercer got guillotined by Kimbo Slice
reminder that james taylor got choked out by randy couture
>>69587363
>1998
i don fuck care
>>69587377
He doesnt have to fight 9 times, it just means he cant leave UFC if he wished to do so.
>>69586908
Would you?
>>69587379
>James Taylor
>>69587377
Anderson doesn't need to fight them all, you know, that's not how their contracts work. He can retire at any time, that just means if he does fight, he has to be in the UFC.
>>69587379
>james taylor
fucking hell kid
>>69587387
iirc Anderson has expressed interest in contining to fight. I'm trying to imagine how much further he will fall in 9 fights if he finishes his contract and I don't like what I imagine.
>>69587399
>>69587417
>implying I care about your sport's """greats"" enough to know their names
>>69587438
Oh, yeah, he doesn't care anymore, he didn't care in the Bisping fight, even when he was getting knocked down he was pulling faces and yelling at Mike. He just fights because it's who he is.
>>69587301
>>69587303
it's literally combat dancing
it's a sport
not fighting
try getting in an actual fight and waltzing in with your hips offered on a silver platter then trying to hug your oppnent for a break like all boxer are used to doing, you'll end up on the ground getting your head beat in.
>a sport where an insecure absolute bitchmade manlet like Floyd Mayweather can dominate
utterly semen slurping
>>69587458
>The average shmuck can't get James Toney's name right
>>69587458
you bring shame to baba posters
>>69587486
Is he OK ?
Did he die in the coup ?
>>69587398
she looks like sage with a wig desu
she's probably a very nice girl though
>>69586877
based
>>69587196
Jesus. Sort of makes you realise just how dangerous fighting is. Seeing so many fights makes you forget how fragile human bones are.
>>69587475
>it's a sport
thanks for the insight genius
>>69587196
I can't even meme about this.
>>69587486
>>69587475
>literally combat dancing
>>69587196
That's fucking horrible.
>>69587475
>>>a sport where an insecure absolute bitchmade manlet like Floyd Mayweather can dominate
>>69587495
Even then, the forehead is thick as hell. The force required to depress it like that is insane.
>>69587521
>>69587475
>try getting in an actual fight and waltzing in with your hips offered on a silver platter then trying to hug your oppnent for a break like all boxer are used to doing, you'll end up on the ground getting your head beat in.
>>69587143
What a fucking attention whore retard bitch.
>>69587359
rightfully deserved, but probably got swarmed by whiteknights
>>69587514
>mma will never be this aesthetic
fucking yellow octagon
>>69587550
Why are you so angry?
Wanderlei vs Cro cop
Who wins?
Why do pillowhug fans feel like they have so much to prove these days?
>>69587196
Holy fuck bros
>>69587579
I saw a photoshop of taking off all the sponsor tags from the UFC canvas and it looks a thousand times better
>>69587613
because they know their """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sport" is dying
>>69587475
>try getting in an actual fight and waltzing in with your hips offered on a silver platter then trying to hug your oppnent for a break like all boxer are used to doing, you'll end up on the ground getting your head beat in.
Knees should be banned from MMA
>>69587632
requesting Randleman's double donkey kong knees on that japanese dude
>>69587624
>photoshop
Um. There was an event not too long ago where there were no sponsors on the mat. But you're probably too new to have seen that.
>>69587196
Is MVP Elite?
Literally broke his fucking head
>>69587674
No, it was directly compared with the original image, it was Tate vs Holm. Which event are you talking about?
>>69587667
dying, not dead
it's nowhere near as big as it used to be and is losing its share of relative popularity, whereas the UFC is getting larger and gaining more popularity
>>69587242
>watch MMA
>get heems
>watch boxing
>it's another episode of hugging every 2 minutes, ref breaks garbage
>>69587196
>do you wanna be a fuckin fighter
>>69587695
His striking is obviously insane and very unique and dangerous, wrestling and grappling still questionable, Cyborg did pass his guard pretty quickly.
>>69587662
Ban knee's so this won't even happen again!!
>>69587265
>>69587299
Schaub is not only biggest tool in MMA, he is biggest tool i have ever seen in my whole life.
>>69587305
>being literally retarded
Who have you got winning this battle?
>>69587715
>>69587731
>battle
>>69587731
12 gauge. Bec hasn't looked great lately.
Does anyone here do memes?
>>69587732
what the fuck is he doing
Tfw sore asshole from lifting 8 hours a day for 2 weeks straight.
How do I end this suffering?
>>69587706
http://mmajunkie.com/2014/06/ufc-didnt-know-it-had-wrong-canvas-until-unwrapped-for-ufc-fight-night-41
>>69587743
problem, kid?
>>69587762
the machida era
>>69587762
I believe it's called """MMA"""
>>69587786
I saw that live, Mousasi murdered Munoz, enjoyed the early start time too. Forgot about the canvas thing.
>>69587586
Fedoras and stupid posing trigger my rage.
>>69587786
>UFC fn 41
>recent
Stay casual kid
>>69586871
dumb question but what are salts ? It's not regular salt I suppose.
I always thought it was feces for some reason
>>69587830
>I always thought it was feces for some reason
>>69587196
Wait, he has to use gofundme to fix his injury after fight?
Really Bellator?
>>69587830
>I always thought it was feces for some reason
>>69587816
lol your the one thats casual, little bitch. When you've been following this sport as long as I have, 2 years ago can feel life 2 months ago.
I bet you've never been to a ufc event. You havent huh? You too poor to afford tickets. Yeah. Keep your bitchass thought to yourself next time, loser.
>>69587830
Ammonia inhalants
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smelling_salts
>>69587830
>>69587849
It is feces.
>captcha: commercial trucks
Triggered
>>69587855
It's because he won't be fighting for a year or more, or do you want Bellator to pay him to not fight?
>>69587778
smoke weed
>>69587196
is this real
please say it isnt
>>69587196
Did anyone got a Webm of the moment he got his skull fractured ? Or is it because he got repeatedly punched int he face ?
>>69587859
I have more cash on me now than you've ever seen bud. I could buy and sell you.
>>69587877
I'm on it bud.
>>69587892
Big John said it was the hardest knee he'd ever seen
>>69587892
It was a flying knee you goof.
>>69587873
Oh, Bellator is paying medical costs afterall..
I misunderstood..
>>69587892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMG6TxIuCIw
>>69587941
I don't know what they're doing but that's not what the gofundme is about, Female Cyborg was pretty clear that it's because he's going to be on ice for a while
>>69587944
Thanks
damn dat sound
When does Michael Venom Page get signed to UFC?
predict when MMA will be banned in the US
>>69587707
>>69587979
Same time Liam McGeary does
>>69587993
she looks like a horse
>>69588007
she's the one in red dummy
>>69587904
lol sure, bud. Enjoy your minimum wage mcjob.
>>69587979
They won't even let him fight wrestlers or the the actual WW champ who is also shit against wrestlers.
>>69587980
It's the safest sport on planet earth, goof
>>69588023
what's wrong with putting good matchups together? we all win
>>69587979
Probably when he becomes champion, like Will Brooks did..
>>69588023
lellator matches him up with some goofs so he collects some highlight reel KO's
long term this is better than matching him up with the champ right away like ufc is doing always
>>69588085
>long term
Yeah if he was 19, but he's almost thirty now.
>>69588023
I don't know if he'll get it straight away but he'll certainly fight Koreshkov eventually if he holds onto the title, Koreshkov got a fair bit of buzz as the guy who beat the ever loving shit out of Bendo so I think it'd get some eyes.
It'd probably still be the co-main to fuggen Rampage vs Tito or some shit though.
>>69587892
>>69587944
>>69587196
>>69588099
I don't blame them, Koreshkov vs Henderson barely did anything in terms of ratings. Fans moan that past their prime legends main event over young guys but don't even tune in half the time.
>>69586877
Schaub bless brother.
>>69588111
he's not even unconscious, he must have felt his cranium breaking into pieces
>>69587196
HO
LEE
FUCK
>>69587196
JUST
>>69588130
Did better than Rampage vs Ishii from what google tells me.
>>69588111
>>69588144
i hope the brain is not fucked.
>>69588182
BANG
DING
OW
>>69587196
>tfw he literally bashes ur fukin hed in and on top of that catches you in the pokeball
>>69588208
source
koreshkov vs henderson
>>69587809
>Mousasi murdered Munoz
With about a dozen shots to the back of the head lol
>>69588238
>>69588231
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/4/30/11541024/bellator-153-koreshkov-vs-henderson-peaks-at-over-one-million-viewers
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/29/12061234/bellator-dynamite-2-peaks-at-1-million-viewers-but-averages-just-601000-mma-news
To be fair the main event of Dynamite 2 was hot dogshit in action but still
>>69588243
I love those moments when fighters who are used to fighting in Japan see the oppurtunity for a soccer kick and have to freeze and stop themselves for a moment.
>>69588265
about ten thousand in difference for average viewership, not all that much, and remember Ben was a UFC main event mainstay.
>>69588304
>average viewership
Mate I hate to break it to you but most people only watch main events, and also the article also says that Koreshkov vs Bendo was during a handegg game and when it ended that's when the viewership jumped upwards.
>>69588336
1 million isn't all that much less than 1.1 million, all the same. Rampage main evented over Chandler and Pitbull, I don't think he'd main event over a Bendo title fight.
>>69588294
How the fuck is Gegard only 30 years old
>>69588336
>handegg
>in april
No.
>>69588346
So you wanna bea Fighter, huh?
>>69588353
aldo is 29
>>69588355
lel they're basketball teams apparently, my bad. Was just scanning for numbers mostly.
>>69588370
>Spotting the early thread autist via his heem folder
You gotta stop that, kiddo
>>69588370
Why do hues look so fucking old? Is it the steroids or brain damage or something? At least Lyoto still has his looks
>>69588388
You can find him on here literally anytime of day
>>69588388
i did it deliberately because I recognized the picture and I wanted a you
i have caught le man of early thread
>>69587762
advanced feints, it gets in your opponents head
Is 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu a cult?
would Page deform lawler's skull?
>>69588646
Easy, Lawler has nothing for MVP. There are levels to striking and MVP is on A NGANNOU LEVEL.
>>69588635
Just like nofap
>>69588646
No
He would never even have the opportunity to fight Lawler, he would get wrestlefucked by the first high level grappler he fought
>>69587475
>try getting in an actual fight and waltzing in with your hips offered on a silver platter
Nobody cares about MMGay you fucking faggot. 99% of the population doesn't roll around with sweaty men.
Besides:
>no kicks/knees to grounded opponents
>fighting
Pick only one.
>>69587398
Probably, yeah
>>69587458
I want to impregnate that bitch.
>>69588646
MVP beats anyone that tries to strike with him
>>69588673
>he would get wrestlefucked by the first high level grappler he fought
high school level grappler*
>>69588674
>grounded opponents are incapable of gouging eyes or using small joint manipulations
>grapplers on top are incapable of kneeing the person below them
post yourself tipping your fedora please i'm running out of webms
>>69588673
>Just like nofap
Do you even know what "cult" means you faggot?
>>69588670
>nig-anou
>good
>>69588726
Yes they are, it's against the rules.
In a real fight, Eddie Alvarez would've never beaten Anthony Pettis.
Blankets would get knocked out left and right by knees.
>>69588766
Bloody hell that's gold
>>69588766
>these vermin literally give him shit for completely BTFO Anderson on 2 days notice
Unreal.
>>69588797
That wasn't Anderson Silva.
That cyborg pic makes me not want to watch mma anymore. What if something like that happened to one of my boys?
>>69588766
are those anal beads?
>>69588767
People got blanketed all the time in Japanese rules, if anything grounded knees were more effective for wrestlers.
>>69588646
Lawler would murder that kid.
>>69588797
Grinding out a decision win is the opposite of blowing someone the fuck out.
>>69587800
This never stops being painful
>>69588766
i hope everyone moment that lazy nig takes relaxing on some tropical resort with his gook wife he relizes he is still cuck to the GOAT of Jon Jones, what a bitter cuck life.
Glad the fandom puts him in check
>>69588834
t. UFC shill
embarassing lad
>>69588834
when has lawler ever caved anyone's head in?
>>69588845
but Jon Jones turned out to be a cheater so it's all moot
Where's the gay memes now, bitches? I don't see 'em. Don't be scared homies.
>>69588858
>t. MVP
how upset was dc when he found out he wasnt getting to succ jon?
>>69588845
>>69588880
he's relaxing on a beach while jon is busy getting arresting and crashing cars
jon "on da fooken gas" jones is finished
>>69588829
bullshit. that's an exception all the good ground knees are from strikers heem-ing blankets
mah grappling is gay, they need to stand and strike
>>69588829
Nope. Ask Sakuraba how fun it is when somebody sprawls on you and starts kneeing the fuck out of you.
>>69588837
>grinding out
What? It was not even close. Alvarez grinded out a decision over Pettis. DC could've probably had sex with Anderson without him being able to stop it.
DANIEL CORMIER YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCC
Mackenzie, Kailin and Ngannou are all fighting soon. Muh dick.
>>69588845
>GOAT of Jon Jones
JJ literally never ever reached GOAT status.
>>69588888
nice pents
Jon Jones' video message to DC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwOZyfjon0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwOZyfjon0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhwOZyfjon0
>>69588897
Youre gonna pretend DC landed more strikes than Alvarez did? lol stop being dumb dude.
>>69588864
Cyborg is old and fragile.
>>69588897
>>69588895
Lads are you seriously trying to tell me that strikers got more use out of grounded knees than the grapplers did in Pride?
They got like one off before they flopped to their back, hardly any fights ended directly that way.
If you'd said the soccer kicks or stomps you might have had a point.
>>69588931
Based Tyrone. He had a good run.
>>69588898
>>69588945
Alvarez just hugged Pettis. he couldn't even take him down reliably. Anderson was easily overpowered.
>>69588953
>If you'd said the soccer kicks or stomps you might have had a point.
That's what I meant.
How many knees to the head would Demian Maia suffer if he fought like he did against Brown?
>>69588828
Well, they are now.
>>69588858
Lawler would send that little lank negro straight to wheelchair.
Not only Lawler, Rory McDonald would massacre him easy.
>>69586871
So I heard Michael Venom Page almost killed a Evangelista last night. Any webbums?
What are your thoughts, /heem/?
>>69588987
He took him down 6 times, bud.
>>69588895
Watch kickboxing then, you sad son of a fucking faggot.
>>69589024
it's all over the fucking internet you stupid casual Zuffa goof
>>69588999
Nice triple double
Also, Askren is champ in ONE FC and all that shit is legal over there.
>>69588897
>expecting 189er retards to actually think about what they're saying
Adan is an anagram of Dana
Really makes me think.
>>69589020
MVP would put rory's nose in his brain.
>>69589141
canadians really toned down with r*tarded opinions
>tfw the most sickening injury you've seen in MMA happened under unified rules
rly makes u think
>People thought Bisping becoming champ was surprising
>>69589204
or every other knee
they all have the potential to cave a skull in
>>69589234
>>69589141
I love that pic of Dana. Do you have the version where he's standing among the rioting negroes?
>>69588111
Look how he's walking and dragging his back foot like fucking frankenstein, and with that much distance between them. Wish he would have recognized he was winding up some meme strike off that leg.
Fuck that is disgusting. Cool celebration, too bad it had to happen on probably the new p4p worst injury ever.
>>69589234
Well it's a perfect storm with the MVP thing because Cyborg ducked right into it hard and it just so happened to land perfectly flat.
I just hope this doesn't get brough up at one of those Association of Athletic Commission rules meetings and gets knees to the head banned.
