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The legendary Phil Mickeslon looks to add to an already storied legacy, seeking his sixth Major Championship victory, and second Claret Jug. Standing in his way is the venerable Swede Henrik Stenson, looking to buck the title of "best player without a Major", a label applied by many golf pundits and fans.
It's Mickelson vs. Stenson, America vs.Sweden, Sunday from Royal Troon in Scotland. They tee off at 9:35a.m. EST.
>Leaderboard
1) Stenson -12
2) Mickelson -11
3) Bill Haas -6
4) Andrew "Beef" Johnston -5
5) J.B. Holmes -4
>Weather
Rain possible, winds between 10 and 15 mph
>TV Coverage
Early round coverage begins at 4:00 a.m. EST on the Golf Channel, and continues on NBC at 7:00 a.m. EST.
First for anyone but FIGJAM
>NA
>winning
top kek op
ameriburgers need a burger after each hole
>>69580564
We're coming for that Claret Jug again Yurotrash.
hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV8Qj91T3o0
>tfw /sp/ was not around for this moment
Stenson just has to play conservative. Aim at the middle of the greens and Mickelson will blow himself up.
>>69580967
>people think Mickelson is a choker
Hasn't been true since the 90s.
>>69580967
Stens is already deep in the grips of Swedish melancholia. Pondering the randomness of life and the triviality of existence and whatnot.
Will he even finish the round? See this year's US Open.
>>69580840
I was 10 years old and I remember literally everything about this.
>>69581322
>tfw
So basically no need to watch till Homes tee off
>>69580564
Americans have won every Open at Troon since 1950.
>>69581526
BASED BEEF
PLEASE MAKE HIM A RYDER CUP PICK
Who /mickeltits/ here?
HINGE
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D
>>69581572
I'm really scared that he's going to shoot an 85 and be out of it by the fifth hole.
>implying there is a better job than golf commentator
Get paid to travel around the world, sit in a comfy booth and banter with other commentators. Most of them have a few wines or beers during the telecast too.
50 minutes lads.
>>69581689
Must be shit for you social life tho. But so is sitting in front of you tv/pc watching sports all week and not going outside.
who else /sim golf/ here?
>tfw no sequel
>tfw it's not available on any modern digital platforms
>>69582039
my nigga, this was the shit
Will Willet ever win anything again?
The Masters seem like a total fluke in hindsight.
>>69582039
Still play it to this day. My only complaint is that the properties are small. It's impossible to build a good 18 hole course and still have room for all of the country club amenities.
I don't know if anyone modded or hacked it to allow for more land, but they should have.
>>69582047
Literally no.
>>69582049
Well at least this destroyed Spieth and he can now proof whether he's a true champion or not.
Can Beef overcome the odds m80s?
>thunderstorm watch in one of the 20 counties in my viewing area
>map and scrolling information taking up 1/4 of the screen
>Montgomerie +17
>>69582725
JUST
>>69580840
They brought him back on the senior tour this year just so he'd have to play Carnoustie again at the senior open.
Rory would've won but he needed to be at the gym during the trophy presentation.
>>69583731
>>69583731
>lmao1pl8
Seriously I get that changing your body changes your swing but people that think he is ripped have never set foot in a gym.
Anyone but a yank.
>>69582725
Watch him blame it on the weather once he gets in the commentary booth
Finally the interesting groups are starting.
>>69580491
*British Open
>>69583878
If these groups wind up being relevant, the interesting part will be Phil's massive choke job.
BASED JAIDEE
Phil Haas looks like he was a serial killer in another life tbqh
who /beef/ here?
That man is so fired.
B E E F
>>69584011
>another life
BASED BEEF
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF
All hail Lord Stannis of the House Baratheon, the One True King of Scotland.
http://www.golfchannel.com/media/who-will-be-champion-golfer-year/
>>69584051
He literally made the Jordan face
Holy shit the sun.
GAME NUMBER FORTY ONE HERE WE GO LADS
BEEF
E
E
F
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFF!
BEEF FINAL ROUND CHARGE OFFICIALLY HAPPENING
GET IN HERE
>YFW BEEF SHOOTS 59
>tfw no /comfy/ BBC Open coverage
It begins.
>the city of Sweden on suicide watch
HAHAHAHA OH BOY IT'S HAPPENING
>Sweeden
sweden YES
>Three putt on the first hole
Someone post the Phil pasta to celebrate.
>/sp/ was actually right this time
pfffft kek
Good ole lefty :^)
It's all tumbling down Henrik
GET IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why are Americans such degenerates?
>>69584362
I heard at least one Brit yelling it yesterday
>>69584381
brits are basically american
lel holy shit
Daly-esque
I want to see playoffs desu.
So they're just going to trade garbo approach shots?
also BEEF
>>69584362
"INDAHOLE" is the only acceptable thing to yell after a player hits.
Other bullshit like "MASHED POTATOES" or "BABA BOOEY" or anything else totally unrelated to golf calls for immediate execution.
Beef is back.
My stream has gone to shit, anyone got link to a decent one?
CAN'T SQUEEF THE BEEF
OH SHIT
Fuck, Phil got this.
FUGGG
phil is lit
mickeltits trolled by the cup
based
>Rory
Who is the fattest major champ in modern times?
Everything Stenson does Phil is going to do it a little bit better.
>>69584585
Stensin feelin like a cuck right now
>Rory
>AGAIN
>>69584572
>Dill
>>69584585
Jinxed, I'll shut up now.
>>69584638
Too late, you fucked up. Stenson wins.
It's over.
>>69584638
>>69584650
>>69584665
Wow I hate Trump now! But seriously shut up fags.
>>69584672
You're the one samefagging all weekend.
BEE
>FEE
BEE
>FEE
BEE
>FEE
>>69584672
CAN'T FENCE IN THE STENSON
i got nothin
kek, Drunkehrty interviewing Trump
Damn Phil about to eagle
Goddamn chess match.
Dill about to eagle. Where you at now swedes?
Today's message is that it's not over until the fat lady sings.
Am I the only American here who doesn't really like Phil that much?
>>69584806
dumb commieposter
>>69584572
Dufner won a PGA when he was still chubby
>>69584806
Tiger please get off the computer
EAGLESON
FIRST EAGLE OF THE WEEK. SWEDES BTFO
>>69584806
>not wanting Mickeldad to take you out for ice cream in his green jacket
>>69584841
settle down casual. no one cares about swedes vs usa. this is a fuck figjam scenario
>>69584806
I root for anyone who plays balls-out, asshole or not.
>tom peters
>>69584865
Nice proxy, Sven.
>no DJ
>current year
>not using shot tracer on every long shot anyone ever hits
>>69584885
Hahahhaha fuck
>>69584908
Almost makes me miss Fox. Almost.
>>69584908
I was wondering this too. Like let's use shot tracer for literally every other garbage tournament except arguably the biggest major on tour wtf?
>fatass lands in the sand
>that perfect read by Phil
>>69584887
>y-you're all swedish cucks!
okay casual
>Stenson choking
Literally the easiest opportunity to get a shot on Phil and he fucks it up
/r/ing the Dill Pickleson image
Jesus christ, shut the fuck up. Phil and Stenson aren't Nicklaus and Watson.
>penile
>>69584993
>>69585000
More like Norman and Faldo
>tfw rooting for Stenson just so Sergio will be even more BTFO by pundits
>>69585047
>not rooting for Phil always
why do they call him beef
will sergio ever win a major with that lag angle? that shit gets too wild when the pressures on
>>69585047
it's funny cause he's actually making some nice puts on the last day of a major now that he's not in contention
>>69585074
He's an autistic sociopath, he's said to have a 'beef' with everyone.
Phil is playing a great game right now
>>69585162
>that backspin on stenson's shot tho
>>69585152
One time mid swing his dick popped out of his pants and Jim nantz commented "wow that's beefy" and it just stuck.
>>69585179
How is that even possible? Voodoo magic?
>>69585212
gotta hit down on it
You gotta love phils wacky drives
>that britbong rap iPhone ad
>be american
>get shot
beef ded
>all those people cheering for phil
>>69585236
even by pro standards though that was an insane amount of backspin
Bad play by stenson. He had a really easy putt
i want bruce critchley to leave
>>69585373
Amateurs usually use crappy 2 piece balls and the greens are slow as fuck. Also their wedge faces aren't recoated.
When you play courses with high stimpmeter (10-11) and false fronts you gotta be careful. Even if you don't try to spin it, i'll sometimes come right off the green.
> dan hicks
> johnny "i'm better than these touring professionals" miller
>Phil still does it better than stenson
My sides I need a webm of that postage stamp soul crushing
>>69585467
miller mentioning his 63 at oakmont is a fundamental piece of golf bingo
> can't watch golf with dad because dad's out golfing
PHIL
BEEF
E
E
F
>>69585522
>watching with dad and he throws a tantrum every time phil misses a shot
hes getting old
>>69585522
>tfw dad just went to bed when the leaders are getting to the back 9.
Not a very comfy golf course
>>69585556
>that flag
>doesn't think links is comfy
Good afternoon mohammed
>>69585627
imo the only 2 comfy links courses are pebble and chambers
>>69585687
Carnoustie?
Turnberry?
Birkdale?
>>69585687
0/10 pathetic
This major is going to be decided by who ends up making a fool of themselves in the bunker.
>>69585782
Phil is better out of the bunker tho
just put my lifesavings on stenson
pls god
>>69585833
pics or it didn't happen
>>69585833
>he didnt cash out
>>69585851
>>69585855
i may be exaggerating a good bit
only 15 bucks
>>69585855
>going all the way on leishman
>could've cashed out for massive profits
>>69585833
>tfw put $4 on Stenson @31 each way.
Feels good.
>>69585872
mfw the one year anniversary of this event
>>69585888
nice trips. That was one of my favourite /sp/ moments
cou so based
this is some high level shit
>both of them make birdies
>10 (ten) strokes ahead of everyone else
these guys are playing some next level golf right now
>>69585913
> favourite
Balls of steel.
>two more birdies
This is insane.
phil is two shots back and he clutches in a great shot like that.
Who /theseriousswede/ here?
>>69586012
S W E D E N Y E S
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>>69586012
>>69586026
Cucks
why is the swedish golfer white?
why are there no swedes in here pulling for stenson?
hell they're making it look like I could go out there and shoot par
>>69586049
because he's white
>>69586043
was that meant to be funny?
>>69586012
>when the bull needs prepping, but you still have 8 holes to play
What's the lowest ever record of this course?
>>69586067
Pickle on thursday
>>69586038
>>69586026
>>69586061
But Stenson isn't a cuck. He is clearly the hero Sweden needs in these dark, progressive times.
>>69586100
Doesn't he live in America?
>>69586100
good man there
just a reminder that sweden has a higher percentage of whites than the united states
>>69586082
Oh yes, I forgot.
How come during the masters there would be hundreds of people in this kind of thread, but every other major it feels like there's maybe 15-20 people posting?
>>69586100
>Stenson brings the claret Jug home to Sweeden
>Swedes see their power again
>Break free from the SocJus mind control
Come on Henrik
>>69586137
thats like asking why summer slam doesn't get as many views as wrestlemania
>>69586137
there's a reason they call it THE MASTERS
nothing matches it.
>>69586156
tbf summerslam 2015 was many times better than the shitshow that was wrestlemania 32
anyone got a decent stream lads?
Those were two of the shittiest putts I've ever seen
>>69586181
>>69586198
is this the famed american 'banter' i've heard so little about?
>>69586166
thats the point, cocksmoker
>CAN'T IMPEDE THE SWEDE
Damn once I finally come up with a good one I jinx him.
Mickeldad just mind fucked the cuck. Hes in his head now its all over
>the Swede gets cucked
>>69586213
wont be spiking the viking
Things golf plebs say:
>I don't play much but I bomb it a mile. I hit it routinely 300+ on the range
>Damn I wish I kept playing golf when I was 8, I probably would have gone pro by now
>I'm a beginner but I have aspirations to make it on the senior tour someday!
>Golf is like, too mental.
>>69586159
If Pine Valley (#1 course in the world) opened itself up for the US Open, it would be the greatest major ever.
The masterful ancient technique of Phil "hit in the rough and hinge and hold to get the drop on your opponent"
>>69586230
Holy shit please let this happen.
>>69586183
Like to see you do better my guy.
>dill making his put first even though stenson was out to put more pressure on him
pretty solid mind games desu
>>69586243
Nah they make Augustas committee look like the naacp. That place is for Bilderbergers only. They do let the public walk the course one day of the year tho. Final round of the Crump Cup (mid-amateur tourny) in September
Post your good luck Phil memorabilia
Board traveller here: what is that thing on the top of the last guy who was up's hat? We couldn't figure it out if it was a camera or something?
>Phil
just
PHI! IS TOAST
>>69586230
>women only allowed to play Sunday afternoons
Lmaooooo
>>69586271
Black ribbon for Nice, France
Mickeltits implosion incoming
>>69586285
>women allowed to play at all
Sounds like a cuck course
>2 weeks till PGAC
This feels weird
>>69586298
you sure do say cuck a lot. everything okay at home anon?
>Zach JUSTson
>>69586305
olympics are gonna be garbage, too. shame
>>69586315
>when the JUST hair improves your hairstyle
Dear god I didn't realize saying cuck was still funny. My bad.
>>69586271
>>69586288
they said earlier it was for his friend who had recently died of cancer
>>69586345
Hey Reddit!
MAJ The Mechanic!
>>69586350
/r/the_donald alone uses cuck more than all of 4chan
fucking hell what a par.
PHIL
C
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C
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damn
Wtf. How does he do that
>that par save
>CAN'T CHILL THE PHIL
is it still -16 up
>>69586378
Magnets inside the ball.
>>69586313
>>69586345
>>69586363
>Real Cucks Offended by Resurgence of Term
I've missed the last hour or so. Non stop clutch I assume?
>>69586378
Hinge and hold
>>69586406
>we did it reddit!
>>69586411
>living in Nigger Rouge
they deserved it
why the fuck would anybody become a cop
dan hicks, did you fucking seriously just say that
>>69586159
The yearly exhumation and ritual fellating of the corpse of Bobby Jones is the third best major.
>>69586426
To preserve law and order in this once great country. Money in some cases. Good retirement benefits.
The fuck do you do?
>>69586426
> i'm 13 and i don't care who knows it! xD
>>69586426
Personal insecurity. Anger issues. Racism. Desire to fuck people over with no repercussions.
Talk about golf please lads
Niggaz be WILIN as usual
Henrik better step up his putting, or Phil will pick up his lead now.
>>69586450
xray tech
im saving lives for better money and better retirement benefits
so pls do sit down
>>69586460
Wouldn't it be hilarious if Phil shanked a 2 iron and domed a cop?
