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Previous thread: >>69571218
News:
>Benson Henderson fights Patricio Freire at Bellator 160
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/patricio-freire-vs-benson-henderson-slated-for-bellator-160-in-california
>Hunt wants to be released from the UFC
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/mark-hunt-wants-brock-lesnars-full-2-5-million-ufc-200-fight-purse
>Silly Dilly is mad about something else
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/16/12205520/t-j-dillashaw-blows-up-on-ufc-says-fighters-are-treated-like
shawb
SCHAUB IS A LITERAL GOD
>>69574821
requesting silva self-leg kicking
>>69574821
Love devastating leg kicks
Hate the babby ones
>>69574845
don't have that one
>>69574852
i wonder what seperates webm related and aldo from everyone else in terms of the power of their leg kicks
who /wouldn'tgiveafuckifRoganlefttheUFC/ here?
I mean yea he's a good commentator but who gives a fuck. Chael Sonnen would do a better job.
>>69574852
Just call them Condit kicks.
>>69574873
muh dick
>>69574879
i think it would be better if he did
all he does during official commentating is repeat the same lines over and over again, i feel like he would be better doing fight companions where he could just say whatever came to mind
>>69574938
That's exactly what I'm talking about man. I wish he could just quit the UFC so he'd do fight companions of every big fight instead of the shit he does now.
>>69574873
>not switching stance when your front leg is hurt
>>69574938
who is that.
>>69574980
eddie alvarez vs shinya aoki
this Smellator card is better than UFC 200
Line them up on their knees with their hands out. I want them to beg me.
Fedor will wipe out the whole heavyweight ufc's fags. Soon.
I think its time to get rid of USADA lads
>not thick Ronda edition
You disgust me
>>69575026
uncanny
>>69574966
you try that switch stancing nonsense on me i'll hit you in the face like a mac truck
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RZytED7.jpg "large[1].jpg")
Hunto retweeted pic related
>>69575063
>>69574873
Is there a way to "tap" if you're getting ground n pounded to death, or do you just wait for the ref to end it?
>Hunturd still salty he got beat by a WWE character
>>69575105
You can tap to strikes. Bob Sapp does it every fight now.
>>69575107
Anyone can beat anyone at a game if they cheat.
>>69575136
you can't play games in the octagon
>Gib 2.5 million or I'm leaving
MATTHEW ""MEATY BONES"" MITRIONE
>>69575105
you can tap to strikes or verbally submit like Ian "used to be a soccer player" Entwistle did here
>>69575160
Poor lad was just sitting there waiting for the stoppage but the ref wasn't having it
>>69574787
>>69574785
Schaub bless
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3
MVP is currently getting wrestlefucked by cyborg
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3
MVP is currently getting wrestlefucked by cyborg
>people are unironically going to waste time watching this card
DANIEL CORMIER YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK
HEEM SLEEPY
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/16/12206326/ufc-mma-news-pros-ridicule-brock-lesnar-failed-drug-test-usada
all these salty fighters
only DJ hints at why they're really mad
>>69575207
I suck huh? Did those people at Orlando who got gunned down also suck?
>>69575189
that baby looks like it's on that zika juice
HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY HEEM SLEEPY
Hey pussy, are you still here?
>>69575243
being roided up or not doesn't change the fact that brock is a much bigger draw than all those retards
love to see fighters getting mad at the money people like brock or conor make
where are you lads watching this it's not on tv until 10 here?
Watch MVP vs Cyborg
That was one of the most brutal walk off KOs I've ever seen
MVP wins via tko with a flying knee
>>69575292
Put spoiler tags or are you a Zuffa shill
>>69575299
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
>>69575313
Epic. Please don't spoil the main event.
>>69575247
>T.J. Dillashaw and Mark Hunt were released from the Ultimate Fighting Championship this afternoon following a string of Twitter comments targeted against the lacklustre payment under the organization's new Reebok sponsorship.
ell oh ell
man the place I'm watching at is still at Gallagher vs Cutting, R3. Fucking hate when Lellator goes abroad and can't keep its fucking broadcasts in line. Same shit happened with the Italy card, shit was all over the place.
>>69575322
Stay out of /heem/ and you won't have any problems.
>>69575331
why did they have to fuck everything up with a tape delay
Name a better card. I'll wait.
Reminder that MVP gets wrestlefucked the first round
He lands a body shot and flying knee for the tko in RD 2
>>69575330
wut
>>69575330
good for TJ Dillaracetraitor at least he has the courage to call Dana a cuck
>>69575351
This one doesn't have a white trash lesbian and a monkey as the main event.
>>69575330
you made me look
>>69575272
Where are you watching the fight?
>>69575389
she's a ''''''''''lesbian?'''''' why did she give birth to 2 kids?
>>69575350
Probably to stay around their typical time slot for regular viewers, I can get that but it's still weird to have shit popping up while one broadcast only just ended the first fight of the main card and then have another later on.
>>69575394
>>69575389
>Casuals
>>>/asp/
Can you all please stop saying Paige looks like a monkey.
>>69575424
no we can't
>>69575424
>that couch
video when?
>>69575401
Some lesbians want to have kids brah.
>>69575418
>I rate rawlings and/or page
They're both garbage fighters who should be cut but WSW is a desolate wasteland of talent.
>Hunt going full gibs me dat
>"Pay me or Ill go to other organizations that don't have any testing."
>Manlets, perpetual gate keepers and literal who's shitting on Bork.
lmao
>>69575424
but she does
>>69575424
Nice casting couch
>>69575424
As soon as she stops doing so, sure.
>>69575424
everyone looks like monkeys
>>69575445
>inb4 bork blames tainted canadian supplements
would you lads rather watch bellator 159 or the legacy card mackenzie dern is fighting on
THATS A COORS LIGHT.
>>69575486
>earth grown nutrients
what did he mean by this?
>>69575424
She's ugly and has disgusting arms.
>>69575531
I just realized now he's saying, "YOU FUCKING DID THIS DANA" "YOU FUCKING DID THIS"
>>69575522
I'm watching maybe an hour of VFC before EBI starts.
just watched sage northcutt's interview after his fight at 200
jesus fucking christ this kid is beyond company man autismo
anyone gonna be watching pillowhug tonight? I only watch Wilder fights to see him potentially get heemed
>>69575522
the Legacy card will probably be better honestly. Also these niggers at Lellator wasting time with fucking prelim replays instead of actually moving on with the goddamn fights. The first broadcast fight was a 3 round snoozefest decision, they don't have time to kill, goddamn.
FRB broke the story. Brock popped for using albuterol for his asthma while training outdoors. He wasn't taking PEDs. /fit/ and /heem/ irrevocably BTFO.
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
MVP defeats Cyborg via Flying Knee TKO in round 2
Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
>>69575564
APOLOGIZE
>>69575551
why did your fighter have another country's imperial symbol tattooed on his chest?
>>69575564
I TOLD YOU LADS HE'S A WHITE BOY AND JACKED
HE'S FULLY NATTY
DEAL WITH IT
Friendly reminder that Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
>>69575586
i don't know, ask him
IM A WHITE BOY AND IM JACKED
DEAL WITH IT
Video of the MVP KO
https://twitter.com/bellatormma/status/754419055788904449
>>69575564
Except this is an outright lie.
>>69575611
That's pretty great, thanks senpai
>>69575611
What a disrespectful faggot. Hope he gets KOed and his opponent shits on his face.
Road to the Octagon is live on FOX right now
>>69575611
TOP KEK
>>69575564
Source nigger...
> passing 4 other drug tests
> using masking agents for asthma medication
LOL
>>69575646
>Muh hespeck
Is Cat best girl?
>>69575686
Are her tits fake?
>>69575686
i want to bully her about her kid not having a dad twice over
The fucking Spike broadcast literally only showed the Gallagher-Cutting snoozefest, then a couple of sub-minute heems and an interview with Michael Chandler before ending it. Why is Bellator so impossibly shitty at handling their business.
>>69575704
Be careful..
>>69575709
>bellator is bad at handling their business
Did you miss the circus last week?
>>69575686
looks like a coal burner
did they?
>>69575767
>you now remember anthony petshit
>>69575757
>looks like a coal burner
She remind you of your mom?
>>69575782
no my mom hates nonwhites and she's been with the same white man for 50 years
Any links for bellator?
>>69575813
Sounds like a coal burner to me.
>>69575779
Took me a while to think of his last name. A long ass time.
>>69575779
>there once was a Pettis Era
>>69575767
the "it's all downhill from here" party
Mitrione wins via tko in round two (body punches)
Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
MVP defeats Cyborg via Flying Knee TKO in round 2
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
>>69575757
>>69575813
> looks like a coalburner
> ma mama dun stuck wid da same waaht mayn fer fifty yeerz
lolwut it was just a picture of Cat Zingano (latin girls cant be coalburners lulz) and you had to bring your own weird nigher obsessed buzz into it...
Back to pol pls...
reminder that Mitrione wins via tko in round two (body punches)
who wins in an mma fight, friends?
>>69575898
Here's your (you) miserable faggot
>>69575936
Im a journalist. I have an obligation to report the news.
>>69575898
You got link?
>>69575958
UFC.tv
Can I get a stream to the VFC 52 card? can't find a single one out outside of fooking fightpass
>>69575994
UFC.tv
First week is free
I went to RFA last night at an Indian casino. Are all Indian casinos that nasty? The place was a disgusting dump.
>nigger throwing a Pokeball at his downed opponent
why can't they into basic human decency?
>No Steroids — Lesnar Teammate Says Asthma Inhaler To Blame For Failed Test, Not PEDS
http://entimports.com/2016/07/no-steroids-lesnar-teammate-says-asthma-inhaler-to-blame-for-failed-test-not-peds/
wow dat mvp ko was ridiculous
You can really see the difference in skill between UFC and The Bellator
Who /Kickboxer/ here?
https://youtu.be/5WpXw_0UU8U
UFC should be all over signing MVP.
He is a very marketable guy. Treat him like Sage and give him easy fights on prelims. People will tune in to see him.
Mitrione wins via tko in round two (body punches)
Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
MVP defeats Cyborg via Flying Knee TKO in round 2
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
Mainevent is coming up next, who do you got?
>>69576113
MVP vs Nick Diaz who wins?
APOLOGIZE
>>69576135
He just signed a new contract with bellator before this fight. This fight today was his second to last before his old contract expired. I'd imagine bellator paid him well to stay. Also, he has fought only cans (no, cyborg isn't a good win) and has shown a serious hole in his ground game. He would have an impressive debut, get matched up against Matt brown for his second fight and get subsequently brutalized.
>>69576146
Diaz, MVP was flailing around like a Capoeira Black Belt
Who should get the next title shot for each division?
Also, will Condit be able to beat Maia?
Tecia Torres beat Rose
Why is breaking someones neck a legal move?
>>69576237
FW: who cares
BW: Dilly
FW: Holloway
LW: Ferfuson
WW: Diaz
MW: Jacare
LHW: winner of rumble vs texeira
HW: Cain
>>69576237
>Flyweight
Benavidez
>Bantamweight
TJ
>Featherweight
Aldo
>Lightweight
Tony Ferguson
>Welterweight
Wonderboy
>Middleweight
Jacare
>Light Heavyweight
Rumble
>Heavyweight
Reem
>W Strawweight
Rose
>W Bantamweight
Pena
No bruce buffer?
>>69576237
Anybody
Caraway
Holloway
Ferguson
Thompson
Jacare
Winner of Glover-Johnson
Winner of Werdum-Rothwell
Winner of Rose-Karolina
Winner of Holm-Shevchenko
>>69576237
>Holly Holm if Rousey doesnt return
>Rose Namajunas
>Cain Velasquez
>Anthony Johnson
>Jacare Souza
>Stephen Thompson
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Jose Aldo
>TJ Dillashaw
>Who gives a fuck about midgets
>>69576237
They seem pretty straightforward overall.
>Fly
Fucking nobody, let these people fight eachother, build interest, let them advance and don't just feed them to DJ one at a time every few months.
>Bantam
Dillashaw is far and away the obvious choice, and Cruz should stop avoiding that or he's gonna start sounding scared.
>Feather
Aldo or bust.
>Light
Khabib first, rematch with Dos Anjos second, Ferguson third. Diaz could also get one if he beats McGregor again just for the media attention.
>Welter
Thompson's earned his shot, he wants it, he should have it.
>Middle
Rockhold rubber match, Weidman, Jacare. Anderson could get one based on name appeal and it wouldn't be surprising.
>LHeavy
Strip Jones of the interim belt. Winner of Rumble vs Teixeira.
>Heavy
Overeem's scheduled, won the opportunity. Then it's iffy. Winner of Werdum vs Rothwell would be sensical to me. I also feel Cain deserves an opportunity, but he should probably beat someone else before.
>Straw
Rose is on a roll, might get it unless they make her fight Esparza in the meantime. If they don't, winner of Rose vs Esparza.
>WBantam
Rousey will almost certainly get it the second she comes back. Otherwise, Holm if she beats Shevchenko, Pena if she gets another win under her belt which'd probably be Miesha by this point.
>>69576078
> 7 other tests where this did not show up
> using masking agents to hide an inhaler
This is the new tainted supplements story but now it's a jacked whiteboy and not a hue or nigger so of course Lesnar's team mate is a credible source despite Lesnar not immediately trying to clear his name with this fabrication.
> is anyone shocked that mandrama faggots will believe anything lolzers
>>69576378
Lesnar is a clean wwe athlete guise
Why is USADA testing for asthma medicine?
Anyone watching bellator? Is there a bellator general?
Douglas Lima defeats Paul Daley via unanimous decision. 30-27 x 3.
Douglas Lima defeats Paul Daley via unanimous decision. 30-27 x 3.
Douglas Lima defeats Paul Daley via unanimous decision. 30-27 x 3.
>>69576237
>FW
Superfight
>WFW
Rose/KK
>BW
TJ
>WBW
Fat bitch or Holly/Shevchenko
>FTW
Aldo
>LW
Ferguson
>WW
Wonderboy
>MW
Jacare
>LHW
Get your shit together
>HW
Overeem
BIG BOMBS HERE
Douglas Lima defeats Paul Daley via unanimous decision. 30-27 x 3.
Mitrione wins via tko in round two (body punches)
Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
MVP defeats Cyborg via Flying Knee TKO in round 2
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
>>69576469
HES HURT MIKE
>one round of this bellator fight has been more entertaining than the entire ufc 200 card
Ufc. Where did it go so so wrong?
>>69576345
>caraway
.
now that all the big stars are getting pulled is ufc getting less exciting?
I don't want to watch cormier smother another man in a title shot.
>>69576469
>>69576485
>>69576517
Why are meme events more fun to watch that UFC
Is Bellator still going on?
Please respond.
>>69576478
THE MADMAN
>>69576522
no paul daley just lost he was the main event
>>69576522
Douglas Lima defeats Paul Daley via unanimous decision. 30-27 x 3.
Mitrione wins via tko in round two (body punches)
Carmont defeats Klinger via Dárce choke in round 1
MVP defeats Cyborg via Flying Knee TKO in round 2
James Gallagher defeats Mike Cutting via unanimous decision 30-27 x 3.
>>69576522
2nd round of current fight. 1 more fight after.
>its a heavyweights are gassed in the 2nd round episode
Heeeeeem
>>69576532
Fug :D
>>69574851
hot
surprisingly fun card, not as good as wednesday's fight night but this has been pretty solid
https://youtu.be/PU6CvPRl2Hw
https://youtu.be/PU6CvPRl2Hw
https://youtu.be/PU6CvPRl2Hw
LET THEM BANG
>>69576586
hello newfag
>>69576601
>He's winging those punches Mike
>Scotland, Ireland and Iceland
>>69576624
Pretty based travel plans desu
Skipping bongland is a good call. Nothing but boring flat countryside.
inb4 muh cumbria
>>69576614
>another one of those viscious leg kicks mike
>>69576608
do you think rockhold bet his house, his lifetime savings and the entire AKA gym on bisping?
that was eaz money
Bruh look at this dood...
>>69576668
full natty brag
>>69576647
>rockhold is hurt mike
why hasn't sage been popped yet? and I don't mean his cherry.
>>69576668
FEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOOOOR
>>69576668
FUARK
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
>>69576688
>bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
What did he mean by this?
>>69576668
lol what a nutjob
>>69576601
Is that the guy who's just been fighting?
HOLLLL UPPPPPPPPP
IF THIS IS LIVE
How do the yanks know what the results are?
Watching on channel 5 btw
>>69576721
They are trolling you bud
>>69576721
It's not live. You're on an hour delay. Daley loses by unanimous decision btw.
>>69576730
Fucking burger
where can i hear the fedor vs mabobabo fight commentary, many keks with based guy
>>69576726
>>69576730
Don;t know who to believe but the yank was right about the mitrione fight
>event held in london
>not live in the country its being broadcast in
what kind of bullshit is this
>>69576726
https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA/status/754435188059410433
>>69576756
it is live on channel 5 you spacko
>>69576761
Its ok m8 im a casual anyway and have no idea who any of these people are
>>69576764
It's an hour behind. Wasn't aired live anywhere.
>bellator in charge of marketing
>>69576764
ain't live bro, the results are already out and have been out. Around an hour of delay for brits and then murrica gets the whole thing at 9pm et
>>69576773
>burgers in charge of not ruining peoples fun
>>69576764
Way to out yourself as a retard
Who is your favorite female competitor?
>>69576789
I only support WME-IMG organizations.
Poo in loo in the cage lads
>>69576799
>t. cuck
>>69575160
even though people crap on him i can't wait till see him fight again seeing a leglock specialist as aggressive as him is rare and exciting to watch win or lose
>>69576809
VFC and EBI should be fun tonight. Glad they will be live and spoiler free. Check it out at UFC.tv.
Dat WWE walk on entrance
Oh lordy
>>69576601
is that mike stoklasa?
>>69576824
>EBI not on until 10 PM
end this suffering
>>69576824
Haven't paid for an event since UFC100 buddeh :^)
BIG
JOHN
Let the memes begin
Where are you watchign
link
DROPPY
>>69576872
Chan 5
>>69574785
>>69574787
Schaub bless bros
BIG JOHN RESTART
>>69576872
bloodyelbow has a stream?
>>69576896
Back the fuck off?!
BORING
How to get rid of a belly lads?
>>69576920
eat more pizza
>>69576920
estrogen blockers
>>69576927
P-plz no bully
>>69576901
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/16/12206806/bellator-158-london-daley-vs-lima-live-results-play-by-play
>>69576920
wii fit and zumba
and just be yourself
>>69576896
Thanks mane I can't be arsed moving
http://bellator.spike.com/live
>>69576920
abortion
Mittrione KOs Thompson
MVP KOs Cyborg in the second
This shit is on delay already aired
Big john failing to stop a fight yet again
>2016
>showing sports on delay
>>69577007
wtf this "Live" stream is showing a Flyweight bout berween Spencer Hewitt and some other guy
Heem slept
>we're in Daley's hometown
wtf
he's from Nottingham, you're in London
Would you say a fighter from San Francisco is fighting in his hometown if fighting in LA?
>>69576860
UFC 100 was literally free to air over here m8, you didn't even need to subscribe to ESPN
just got back from lellator
these rd 1 finishes are happening to fast
>>69577043
The UK is basically London to some people
>>69577024
prelims you casual cunt
it's on a shorter delay on channel 5
whew just got in from bush hogging
that did take all fucking day pretty much
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/brock-popped-positive-for-rad-med.3293585/
>bork popped for what's basically anti-allergy meds that aren't a PED and he wasn't even on them for the fight
thoughts?
>>69577058
Ah ffs Bellator
Why don't they want /heem/ watching the card together? This is bullshit, I'd rather some Russian promotion was on Youtube than this
>>69577064
Brock comfirmed for the second greatest Natty fighter of all time behind BisGOAT
>>69577046
I was on holiday in the US at the time, it was worth it desu.
>>69577064
Bit much to just take the word of that guy isn't it
I'll wait till something more concrete comes out
why wasnt this shit live? doesnt have the same feel with all the spoilers and knowing what happens
>>69577064
>sherdog forums
FUCKING CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
O
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F
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>>69577055
>to some people
The rest of the UK is literally irrelevant.
>inb4 some northern poorfags get butthurt at this fact and throw their burberry caps at me in a benefits stealing rage
Why are these guys shouting out TSU TSU TSU TSU lads
>>69577090
I'm just going to close my eyes and get some rest desu
