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>Photos
http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/photos/index.html
>History
http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/history/index.html
>Bale: It's an incredible feeling http://www.uefa.com/uefachampionsleague/video/stars-of-ucl/videoid=2369541.html?autoplay=true
come on guys, react
bork
post yfw bayern-city final
schaub bless the op
LELLATOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2194UljDsA
piana
Great op, op
Just a reminder that this actually happened
shoob
>>69581197
ALL NATTY P4P GOD
>mfw whoever wins this match there is going to be an awesome final
>>69581197
>Luke 'Natty Deltoid Development' Cuckold
wtf
So what's all the mandrama about Mike Davila? He left BMAA for Marcelo's camp because he competed here?
>>69581229
My delts look like that and I'm natty, it's not hard, just takes hard work
Cummings wtf
Schaub is the best of us.
Jew Jitzoo is gay.
Bill Cooper is a motherfucker
>>69581238
post pic
They're wearing shirts to make this less gay, aren't they?
>>69581259
You wouldn't be able to appreciate it
>>69581260
It's so their sweat doesn't cause them to slip
>>69581197
>bisping becomes your middleweight champ
>sell the UFC
jeez talk about an overreaction
>>69581268
you have nothing
its not a face pic its your deltoid
talk chit get banged
>>69581271
Bisping lives in California. WME is also based out of Cali.
>trying to d'arce bill cooper
>>69581278
*yawns*
i dont' feel like it
:)
If I wanted to watch manlets roll around on the floor while a referee watches them, I'd just watch football, not EBI
>stream froze during the triangle
bloody bullshit absolute ass
>>69581318
>>69581318
same
anyone got a stream?
>I think he might have expelled some energy
learn2english, commentaryfag
>>69581324
doesnt share his stream with beggars then expects to get a stream
Geo had a rough go of it there
Hope he hits the sub on Thrill Scooper
>>69581324
https://www.findminecraft.com/video/eddie-bravo-invitational-7
Bit of commotion
Poor lad
>>69581347
come on lad don't be like that
10th Planet BTFO
>>69581354
Im watching it on fightpass kek
Shouldn't have stopped the arm triangle
>>69581347
thanks for the stream bro
Think Geo just felt cheated by that point
anyone got a working ebi stream?
>>69581238
You're on the gas
Grace looking like Bobby Lee from MadTV
I barely saw that armbar
Feel for Geo, that's something Edgy brah will have to look into
Lad vs a Lass?
>exotic loli
>>69581362
He wasn't, they shouldn't have stopped the arm triangle
>>69581238
carbon isotope ratio test bud
lets see if you're really natty
>>69581362
Agreed. Exhausted and exasperated
>I could feel the hip shifts
lol
wow a little asian boy vs little girl
>>69581370
https://www.ufc.tv/video/eddie-bravo-invitational-7
Truely the sport of king
Mizuki Inoue just keeps winning
sheem tappy
Grace was really on another level
So is Grace autistic, or...
Great job, Grace!
Don't like the replays at EBI
They just show they very end rather than the transition into it or any other spicy thing during the match
>>69581432
/robot/ confirmed.
>>69581433
kek
Bill Cooper about to BTFO of EBI
Donezo
>Bill put himself into Inside Sankaku
Well, that was a let down
There it is
Cummins 2 stronk
i wan to mizuki in her oue if you know what i mean
This guy comes into your gym and taps your coach.
What do you do?
Lucky I'm not there, Eddie
>gigantic check
20k
kek
OK lads, it's been a pleasure as always. Off to watch some TV with the wife and crash.
>>69581480
Mate you can buy a lot of things with 20k
>>69581476
Open finger jab to a mean left hook
>>69581486
that's poverty line for like a yearly income, and you have all the costs associated with training and living
how many 20k tournaments you gonna win a year?
can't believe buffer whores himself out for this
>>69581497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vxD9CDIDoY
>Watched 4 hours of rolling
Don't really know why but I enjoyed it honestly, some fun stuff
Think I'll be headed to sleep in a bit, didn't really want to be up this late but it is what it is
>>69581503
eddie living large now franchising the 10th planet brand
yfw the next EBI is on 9/11
Is this part of Eddies tower 7 master plan?
>>69581478
just pock my shit up sempai
>Bisping says Rockhold turned down Jacare in the pre-fight presser
>Bisping on UFC Now says Jacare turned it down
Do Palhares and Romero lift weights or just eat steroids for breakfast and train as usual?
Reminder that Dan will take that belt and defend it till he's 60. Sam Alvey predicts dis things.
>>69581582
but he is not Trumps VP senpai
>>69581600
you're looking at the future womens batamweight champion right there
Hey pussy, you think you can beat a jacked white boy like me?
>>69581600
daww lil roryetta
he'll make a good dad
>>69571154
does anyone know what lesnar got popped for?
is it like some bullshit advil type thing or is it some HRT-tier shit?
>>also
why the fuck doesn't USADA just announce what the fighter gets popped for?
>>69581624
I think its some advil bullshit
seen rumours that it was an anti allergy medicine/inhaler he took
>shooto japan in 3 hours
Oh boy!
>>69581650
true he fucking looked natty kept telling my moms boyfriend he was natty
just goes to show
>>69581600
He actually looks happy for once. Good for him.
>>69581600
>dont talk to me or my wife's daughter ever again!
>>69581600
>>69581650
why are they even testing for that,seriously if its not steroids,HGH,or EPO fuck off
>you can be banned for 2 years for caffeine
rediculous
>divegrass in my /heem/
>>69581696
*ri
>UFC on Fox
>Joanna vs. Claudia 1
Goldie[referring to Claudia's cut]: It's a pretty good gash.
Rogan: I don't think you're supposed to say that when a woman's fighting.
Which 2 people should join Chael as the main commentary team, these two idiots need to go.
Rousey vs. Cormier when?
>>69581729
Schaub
Callen
>>69581736
Thicc
>>69581519
>Edgy will interrupt every post match interview to talk about chem trails and say dude a lot
im hoping this happens
>>69581729
Rogan is a great commentator and that was a funny remark.
>>69581736
Thats the calssic "fat dress". Never seen a non fat person wear that.
>>69581729
honestly coaches should be commentating UFC events, guys who actually understand the technical and strategic aspects of MMA
zahabi, jackson, winkeljohn, etc when their fighters aren't on that card
>>69581751
Are you retarded?
>>69581761
His name is Brian Stann.
>>69581197
Oh man, seeing Mike Goldberg and Joe all fired up for the Natty Goat is pretty sick.
You can see mongoloid Mike throw up his hands at 8 seconds.
>>69581749
Rogan's striking commentary is awful
>She's sooooo technical
>reeeaaallly high level
>sooooo tight
>soooo precise
>I don't like how he's dropping his hands mike
>suuuuch advanced striking
>no wind up mike, just BOW BAM BOOM! hehnnnnggggh
>muuuuunster!
>that Filipino boxing
and that "joke" wasn't funny it was fart humor tier
What's next for him??
>>69578733
lmao
>>69581842
rehab
then book deal about fighting his demons
reborn christfag
probably motivational coach circuit
then comes back to fighting pass his prime
makes a run at HW
>>69581600
I can't imagine Rory ever having sex with a woman. He was GSP's gay cabin boy for years and is extremely autistic. Great fighter. Hope he gets dat Lellator money.
>>69581848
>HW
Isn't he like 215 walkaround?
>>69581861
damn what does it say about /heem/ if a cabin boy autistic can have a baby and we get constantly friend zone and cuck. wish i was born someone else or aborted, chicks dig douchebag alpha bro MMA fighters then nice guys who like animu and watching sports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFsyweivcsU
>>69581868
right now, but he's gonna be suspedned for at least 2 years, hes coming back in his late 20s early 30s at best, he's gonna gain mass, so he'll walk around pass 215
So Mcgregor is going back and staying in featherweight now that he's lost to Diaz twice right?
Is he still the best there or will Aldo take it back? Or can even some of the new rising stars beat him now?
>>69581878
>I've completely forgotten the word that is usually used instead of "touchbutt"
>touchbutt has replaced that word in my vocabulary
kek
what is that word again?
>>69581929
nevermind I got it.
grabass
Page vs Daley who wins?
>>69581978
Wonderboy
>>69581978
Is this a real question?
Page would literally kill that potato no ass having Aisling Daly
>>69581842
M-1 or Rizin
>>69581842
Lellator
>>69581842
prison after he kills someone while dui
>>69581842
Come back in 2-4 years and compete with the new generation of fighter.
Sup smallfries
>>69581875
meh
is the mitrione fight or daley fight worth watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98D7Ypb-Mdg
>>69582038
what did he mean by this
>>69582038
Murder gone viral
>>69582043
He wants to be the very best.
That no one ever was.
To Heem them is the ultimate test.
To Heem them is his cause.
So I'm watching this EBI shit.
Got to the little girl fight and it was a good five minutes before I realized they were both 13.
Genuinely thought they were just small grown women.
Anybody got the Daley and Mitrione heem webms?
>>69582051
Delete all your porn
>>69581229
>I only do OHP for shoulders
>why are my delts flat
do some isolation work lad
>>69582051
good fighters too. All the chick fights were legit.
Wait till you see Zoe The Cheater
>>69581197
Bisping better retire before Bisping/Rockhold 3, punished Luke with no belt and a dead father is gonna fucking murder him
>>69582068
can someone do a punished look shop with this pic
>>69581875
>chicks dig douchebag alpha bro MMA fighters then nice guys who like animu and watching sports
lol this is the quality of poster here
>>69582068
or he'll lose his next fight and start a downward spiral of depression, contemplating suicide on occasion
eventually the urge to raise a child with his caring boyfriend will give him the will he needs to carry on
>>69582057
ive only incorporated lateral raises relatively recently, we'll see what happens
Anyone got a webm of that MVP knockout?
MVP is literally Anderson Silva.
>>69582068
He won't fight Bisping again.
Bisping will now lose belt to someone from top 5, while Cuckhold gets his chin deleted for good.
Weidman, Bisping and him are no more relevant.
>>69582130
MVP is better
>>69582095
SHOOTO JAPAN ON IN 30 MINUTES!
>>69582132
>Bisping will now lose belt to someone from top 5
You mean top 13 right?
>>69582179
i only watch ufc
>>69582178
>getting KO'd by Michael fucking Bisping
>not watching everything on the UFC Fightpass Network
>>69582178
i said punished not fucking just but nice either way
also >>69578733
>>69582179
but i am le tired
>>69582203
That knockout was fucking nasty. MVP literally cracked his skull.
>>69581779
>marilyn monroe
>not fat
pick one
>>69582219
>Believing le thicc Marilyn meme
That's only what fat girls tell themselves m8
>>69582178
You got a png of that JUST hair?
>>69582179
post stream breh
>>69582265
https://www.ufc.tv/video/shooto-japan-2
Ronda isn't fat, she's preparing herself for the new women's divisions (145, 55 and 65)
Ronday - Gabi Garcia in the UFC in 2017, you heard it here first
![1468728333872[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/wudEASZ.jpg "1468728333872[1].webm")
How do we stop this roid rage lads?
WE ARE LIVE
What was his name again?
>>69582308
Rich Piano
>>69582308
Poor Guitar
>Ywn be a black guy with an afro who enters a Japanese kickboxing tournament dressed up like Bruce Lee
Why live
>>69582308
Le previous thread man
I'm glad Matt Mitrione is doing well in Bellator. He seems like a nice guy and he can actually fight.
>>69582203
for the malpractice that is lellator
I imagine poor kos will be the next guy to fight MVP.
kos has gotten ko'd so many times. another victim of robbie lawler punches.
>>69582340
Is previous thread the best new meme of 2016?
>>69582361
yes
>>69582348
He was beating Travis until he got eye poked to oblivion, that whole fight soured me so much
>>69582361
Of course
>>69582375
Same, man. He got fucked. When will the final hearing on his appeal happen? I hope it gets changed to a No Contest.
>>69582361
nope, short term memory, plenty of stuff could have happened this year, meme'rs can't remember what they did when
it's why most proper memes die, a dignified death, but there will always be the scott jorgonson/joe riggs memes that become disgusting, embarrassing garbage you want to retire for everyone's sake
>>69582284
Some people just want to bang
>>69582284
She's used to sambo competitions that simulate real world conditions.
>>69582406
she is trying to do real BJJ, good old GnP, best sub
>>69582389
>When will the final hearing on his appeal happen?
Didn't even know he was still appealing it honestly
>>69582389
It's happened. Unless he takes the commission to court, (which apparently he's doing), he's going to keep it on his record as a loss.
less than a week until Ngannou posting picks up again, good times
>>69582444
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/bellators-matt-mitrione-calls-travis-browne-appeal-a-sham
Seems they shot him down. Fucking cunts.
>>69582469
Is slapping legal? Slapping someone in the ear is much more devastating than punching someone in the face.
>>69582465
cant wait desu
>>69582284
holy shit where can i watch little girls do jui jitsu?
>>69582476
>Is slapping legal?
Yes.
>>69582476
In the UFC? Totally legal. Chael slapped the shit out of Anderson's ears in their first fight.
Is that Inoue commentating?
>>69582476
not sure which strikes are legal, hand blades, 2 knuckle fists, palm, slaps, thumb
i know you can't headbutt anything, think that's dumb you should be able to headbutt the body and have seen it alot in scrambles
>>69582326
kek
>>69582490
The EBI bruh. streamed on fight pass today. The girl matchs were better then some of the mens. Kids have heart
>tfw no qt Jits Loli gf
>>69582490
EBI had 3 girl fights yesterday, they were actually pretty good
Calling them "Special Fights" doesn't really help though
>>69582510
also you can't do some things to the collar bone....
I did imagine lawler going wanderlei on woodley, not on the ground, leaning against the cage, so legal, just fast steady straight front kick, joanna style but against the cage and folding woodley but landing at least 25 kicks in a short time frame and making a puddle out of him.
>>69582326
>>69582520
Yeah it's a terrible joke but it got a chuckle out of me too desu
>>69582543
that's my fetish
OH SHIT WANDERLEI IN THE CAGE!
>>69582580
AND GABI TOO!
Are gabi and wanderlei fighting in japan?!?!?!
>>69582308
Roach Panini
>>69582599
They both signed with Rizin
>>69582607
Le previous thread man
QUICK, claim your fightfu, /heem/!
How badly would MVP clown Wonderboy?
>>69582308
Ron Paizano
previous thread haha
>>69582630
I dont have any of webms of Gina or Grasso though
didn't know /heem/ was filled with pedos
Mackenzie "Thicc QT" Dern makes her debut on Friday.
>>69582724
this is 4chan you goof
>>69582630
>>69582788
>>69582803
>>69582724
what is a pedo to a man?
>>69582812
>>69582630
>>69582820
>>69582812
>>69582803
>>69582788
>this is unironically a ten in the """""""""""""united""""""""""" kingdom
>>69582885
>go into a bathroom to fight a guy with 4 of his friends watching
>get jumped
This is why white people are always getting snuffed by minorities in America. They have the self awareness of a toddler
>>69582917
youre assuming a lot there pal
you really think he had a choice in fighting?
good morning /heem/
>>69582630
>tfw all my Claudia pics are on the other PC
/heem/ I'm desperate for live fights
>>69583014
Shooto Japan is on now u goof
>>69583014
Isn't Shooto live rn ?
>>69583021
wyte bois btfo
>>69583018
>>69583029
Where can I watch
>>69583035
ufc.tv
>>69583035
https://www.ufc.tv/video/shooto-japan-2
Its the third to last fight m8
>JUDO GRAND SLAM TYUMEN
>>69583121
Who is that ?
>>69583132
Ronda Rousey lookalike
>>69583132
Ronda Rousey
>>69583121
i just eye poked my wife
spicy ending
>Enson just swearing
topkek
>>69583204
what happened? i was fapping to ronda
Who /HTownOnDatBoi/?
