Daniel "Moustache" Mengden vs Marcus "Ace" Stroman
top of the 1st two outs get your own line ups
>>69564487
I'm here guys
oakland your pitcher is retarded
>>69564487
Why'd you use the mistake jays logo?
A's pitcher a literal hipster
>careless whisper as your walkup song
absolutely based
>stroshit already blowing up
what a bloomin joke
It's a Travis gets hit in the shoulder by a ball episode
I hate this one
Seasons over
See you next year
>>69564487
Retarded OP not putting proper names so people can search the thread
Somebody post this thread in /mlb/
good job stroshit
at least the offense isnt being shut down by a 4.5 ERA pitcher
great now the boys can put together a run and definitely not go down 1-2-3 in under a dozen pitches
That texting while driving commercial is intense
>its a blue jays strand a leadoff double episode
A L L S T A R
L
L
S
T
A
R
Martin is the worst runner in the history of human legs
Why do all of this pitchers ridiculous motions not constitute balks?
>>69564769
They need to stop once their foot leaves the runner for it to be a balk
>>69564784
>runner
Rubber
Royals
Why does stroshit look so nervous?
>>69564803
royals jays broship when
>>69564817
the two most cancerous mlb fandoms teaming up
>>69564814
he realizes people have stopped swinging on his 1 good pitch
>>69564803
Congrats on winning the World Series
Next one is in 2045
Deutschland Deutschland über alles!
mengden actually has a pleasing old-timey motion unlike that faggot ohlendorf
GIDP
Calling it now
watch saunders ground out to a DP here
lmao what was that
Based Dolan
Holy shit the Jays can small ball
>>69564927
>>69564926
apologize
who /smallball/ here
>>69564949
This is dope
>>69564934
ball is live so if it bounces away you can run and take a base
>>69564955
just need a drag bunt and a steal now
>>69564962
Carrera, pillar or Saunders will steal
>>69564972
>Saunders
>stealing bases, putting the ball into play, taking walks instead of closing your eyes and swinging as hard as you can for a homer every pitch
>situational awareness and smart baserunning
i-its beautiful, this is all ive ever wanted from this offense
>Manlets
It's amazing this game is tied, last I checked Stro couldnt find the zone
fuck off stroshit
>>69564991
Watch the Nat league
>josh reddit
>>69565014
smart baserunning and hitting arent national league exclusive
>No challenge
A's already gave up and they aren't even losing
What do you call it when it's the opposite of a pitcher's duel but the offence for both teams is shit so the run count is still low?
Oh, hi, Canada!
How have you been lately?
>>69565043
Ur pitcher a gay
>>69565033
An orgasm
>>69565054
Mengden? Nah, he's straight
You don't like sweet mustaches? Do you even like baseball?
>cant even enjoy scoring runs because stroshit is just going to give up the lead the next inning
>>69565067
80s porn star desu
Also I'm buying a Travis Jersey
>It's an offense saves Stroman episode
>>69565067
That's a pedophile mustache, mate
>Hendriks warming up to throw at the heads of Jays batters because he's still pissed about being sent away
>>69565081
>just 2 more innings untill we can pull him on the premise of pitch count
be strong my friend
my ban expired
also tuloGOATzki has got the pessimists SHOOK
>>69565085
>Calling the greatest closer of all time a peso
Brazil plz. Don't you have a 7-1 to watch?
>>69565101
even the manlet cant piss away a 4 run lead in 1 inning right?
>>69565104
I never liked soccer
>>69565107
thank you based performance enhancing drugs
you now realize there's been like one pop-out today
jays are hitting everything flat as fuck
>>69565117
>don't like soccer since 2014
fix'd
>>69565117
>Brazil calling it soccer
KEK
U
C
K
stroshit will still collapse and give up 8 runs, possibly more
>>69565139
remember when toronto media was calling him an "ace" and "a young david price"?
>>69565126
B-but I have never watched a full game
>>69565133
)^:
dude this lineup will be retarded with bautista back
>>69565139
if he blows this he needs to fuck off to buffalo for a few weeks
Imagine if AA hadn't gutted our prospects and we had good pitching
oh he mad
>>69565174
was Price worth it? he won quite a few games
>>69565154
I understand. I'm Canadian I hate hockey. I'm constantly judged.
>>69565174
>thor
>sanchez
>estrada
>happ
>stroshit
that feel
you cant win em all though he got rid of wells contract, got us dolan, got us travis for gose, etc
>>69565156
lol more like straight to the Lugnuts
>>69565149
Isn't he still pitching better than price anyway?
>>69565184
If he pitched in the playoffs like he did in the regular season it would have been worth it.
>Alonso gone
HAHAHAHAHAH
wait the OTHER team is getting shit on by the umpire and not the jays? what world is this???
based ump saving stroshit from shitting himself
This feels wrong
This is happening to another team that isn't the Jays
It's nice to see the other team get umpballed for a change
oh yay chimpout time
can you believe it's not the jays and gibby getting ejected for once
>>69565187
I hate you
my sides
>>69565195
you know hes gonna get his first ever playoff win against the jays in the wildcard game right?
Hello
is oakland a dangerous place, americucks?
I've heard some shady shit goes down
>>69565174
Syndergaard
>>69565215
REEEEE DELETE THIS
high af eating a double pepperoni pizza n sippin on a red gatorade watching jays baseball
lmao
>>69565187
I thought I was the only one ;_;
Jays are due for this but, but it feels wrong
>>69565206
>>69565205
>>69565204
>>69565199
umpballmind
it's just so alien seeing what happens on a weekly basis to the jays happening to the opposition
this thread is pure cancer
>>69565215
MARTIN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
stroshit SUCKS
>>69565239
>6-0
>get blatantly saved by the ump
>still complete garbage
>>69565215
no, this is how it will unfold
>orioles collapse, finish 10 games back
>red cucks win AL East, win against leaveland in alds
>jays get second wild card and get to alcs beating rags in alds
>jays beat redsox 4-3 in alcs (price is 1-1)
>>69565184
Did the Jays win the WS?
>>69565239
odor/bautista fight MVP
>Gregg Zaun and Hazel Mae
>>69565254
jays beating rags again would be magical
>mfw Odor gets beaned by a pitch and the dugouts clear
imagine desperately needing insurance runs with a 3 run lead going into the 5th inning
I M A G I N E
>>69565266
I just try to think about Jackie Redmond
>>69565273
imagine not crying like a bitch for five minuted
I M A G I N E
>>69565283
>minuted
enjoy watching stroshit piss away this lead
I stro can finish the 6th I will consider it a strong outing
desu this ump has been terrible all around, mostly to the rays disadvantage
P R O D U C T I V E
------U
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>technical baseball
>good fundamentals
>manufacturing runs
>"adjustments"
oh look...smoak strikes out with runners on base...shocking..
cant wait for bautista to come back and they can just have edwin play first and Jose DH..or somethingzzz
Smoak is garbage
Bautista 1b
Edwin DH
Carrarea LF
smoak the joak
>>69565276
>Smoak
Fucking kill yourself
>>69565355
okay this is pretty good
>>69565352
>>69565354
>>69565355
>>69565356
DUDE THE BALL MOVES IN A SLIGHTLY CURVED TRAJECTORY LMAO
Does Oakland have a lot a fans in the Bay Area that travel in to see games, because I seriously can't figure out where all these white people are from whenever I watch an as home game
New Topic: Things you would do to Jackie Redmond's asshole
Stroman just isn't ready
wait so you're telling me there's a person in this world who's real, legal name is fucking COCO CRISP
>>69565357
She's so hot
Hey wheres Buck? Taking an extended vacation visiting family in California???
>>69565392
Coco is literally older than Jesus. Did Canada really just start watching baseball last year?
>>69565386
she reminds me of adriana chechik
dat umpball
now you know our feels
>not just walking reddick so he cant hit dingers
Cusb are gonna win the world series this year screen cap this
>>69565392
his name is Covelli Loyce Crisp
>Reddick BTFO of Stroman
>>69565396
wheres brad Pitt I thought he was on the team
F I R E S A L E
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>>69565417
he president now
FUCK OFF
TIME FOR THE OL VAUDEVILLE HOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!
manlet
KHRIS
H
R
I
S
PULL THE STRO MAN
SEND HIM TO BUFFALO
REEEEEEEE
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STROSHIT FUCK OFF TO SINGLE A ALREADY
>>69565283
>the city of this fag
Stroman whyyyyyyyyyyy you were the chosen one!
>what stroman should be traded for
OH MY FUK
BRING BACK RICKY ROMERO
JUST
>Back to back
Stroman replaced by Hutchinson when
Fucking stroman
Fuck fuck fuck
SEE YOU IN LANSING STROSHIT
if there is one thing gibbons still fails fucking miserably at its knowing when to fucking pull pitchers, jesus fucking christ Stroman
GET HIM OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I BELIEVE
>>69565428
old and busted
OPTIMIST FAGS???????
>THE marcus stroman
But seriously though where are all these white people from
literally worse than dickey
This might be legitimate grounds to send him down for Hutch. Really depends on Estrada's back and whether he's ready to come off the DL.
>stroshit
W E W
E
W
why is our ace btfoing my optimism. I thought it was a replay but it was actually back to back dingers lmao
now begins manlets bench chimpouts
>Aaron Sanchez is the one being forced to the bullpen
>Marcus Stroman has a 20 foot long leash with a near 5.00 ERA
Really makes you think..
>>69565464
yes, tie game, fire sale naoooo reeeee jews etc
>turn on game
>instantly 2 hr against
hehe gonna watch the rest of it too hehe
>the state of the jays """""""""(""""""""""""""""""""""""""a"""""""""""""""c"""""""""""""""e""""""""""""""""""""""")"""""""""""""""""
>>69565481
No
>the state of optimist fags right now
>>69565458
STOP POSTING >OUR PLAYERS IN YOUR TEAMS UNIFORMS REEEEEEEEE
I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR WHAT ZAUNNY HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS
stro is a a baby, needs time to develop, why the fuck is sanchez slated for bullpen?
>>69565499
Nice dubs
>>69565476
in hutch we trust
>>69565509
thx bby forgot my pic earlier sry aboot that eh
Axford plz don't embarrass yourself in front of native Canada.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
>people wanting to blow out sanchez arm before the playoffs
i can't believe I interrupted fury to watch the jays struggle against a meme team
>>69565509
ratman was an a too? fucking christ
>>69565539
>people wanting to ride Hutchinshit in September
>>69565547
>>69565539
>implying there will be a september for us
>>69565544
Canada literally started watching baseball last year, right?
We invented the rat man meme. You dolt.
donaldson save us
>>69565561
KEKED
C
K
E
D
>Swinging for the fences
WHY
H
Y
>its a offense gives up after the 7th inning episode
CLASSIC APRIL BLUE JAYS
this team isnt going to make the postseason and we are going to miss out on getting prospects for jose and edwin
reminder
AXFORD
X
F
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D
>Marcus Stroman allows 7 ER for a 4th time in his past 11 starts, now has an 11.37 ERA & 2.10 WHIP over his past 4 road starts (since June 4)
>>69565574
SHUT UP
>>69565560
damn he looks like a different human
I didnt even know you guys called him ratman, I just started calling him that cause that;s exactly what he looks like
DUDE SWING AS HARD AS YOU CAN TO HIT A HOMERUN LMAO
although i really cant blame them at this point, imagine being down 2 runs and then clawing your way back to take a 4 run lead with good fundamental smart baseball and then your shit pitcher just pisses all over it in 1 inning
like reasonably how could you still give a shit? I would just swing as hard as i could anyway, whats the point
>>69565560
>implying people can't independently arrive at the same conclusion
lmaoing @ ppl who think they know better than professional players rn
>>69565631
>implying Jesse Chavez isn't a literal gangbanger from riverside
>tfw rat man is pitching like a starter and stroman is pitching like the tail end of the bullpen
>>69565648
stroshit fucking wishes he was as good as the shit end of our bullpen right now
>>69565645
literally the kind of guy I expect to teach me how to lowride in some knock off GTA game
wow it's mark rychipsinskt
hey it's scrabble
the Os and royals both need a starter can we trick them into giving up a semi decent prospect for stroman?
>having a pitcher named Dull
>>69565674
>Trading inside the division
Why does stroman have such a long leash?
Shouldn't he be in AAA by now?
>>69565687
>implying stroshit going to the Os would hurt us in any way
man I wish bautista wasn't like the face of the franchise for so long so it was easy to drop him and just throw everything at signing based edwing
>>69565703
edwin is going to the redsox while we have some leverage with bautista
wtf I thought california was like a desert why's it so cold in mid fuckin july
should rato start?
Is it really chilly in frikkin Oakland right now?
>>69565734
57 right now
The high tomorrow is in the 70s
>>69565738
you think shapoopro is going to match the 5 year deal the red sox are going to offer edwin?
>>69565741
>57 degrees
nigga what that's like a heat record in saudi arabia
>>69565731
the desert gets cold at night
So Stroman is a bust now right?
>>69565692
What he did last year was pretty phenomenal. Having said that, giving up 7 runs against a SHIT A's team, in addition to his recent track record, is grounds for being sent down.
>>69565741
>57
Speak English
time to not walk reddick while he shits all over us yet again
>>69565748
>Canacucks using the metric system
>>69565754
ricky romero 2.0
REDEEM YOURSELF, CECIL
>>69565772
lel
HAHA NOT SO FAST
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>69565746
if he doesn't i'll an hero
it's not even so much his value, seeing him walk the parrot for another team would kill me inside. honestly like losing your girlfriend tier feel
but still, he's better than bautista, is a decent fan attraction in his own right, and I feel like he isn't the clubhouse cancer that bautista might be. if we settle for letting bautista go I don't see why the organization can't go all in on EE especially if he wants to stay with the club. EE is actually several years younger than bautista too
GET THE FUCK OUT REDDIT
NOOO NO T JEWYORK
Ugh oh
>>69565804
Safe desu
thank you based pillar, cecil is such a fucking cunt, how do you shit yourself like that with 2 outs
Holy Smokes this DEFENSE is just carrying the game
and probably too good to be true
>its going to New York
already know the answer
great arm tho KP
>>69565812
oh boy i wonder what will happen
"Not clear enough to overturn the call" plz gods
>prepares Jew pics
Cecil got ememd on
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
not enough evidence fuck off new york
How is that conclusive? Seriously?
>>69565824
>>69565834
>>69565812
>laughingmanfred.jpg
>laughingbannister.jpg
>laughingfarrell.jpg
>laughingshowalter.jpg
FUCKING BAGEL JEWS
FUCK YOU NEW YORK
FUCK YOU
>JEW YORK
>ACTIVATE IT
TIPTOPKEK
>kikes
>mlb
>anti-canadian professional sport sentiments
we deserve this shit 2bh, we got bailed out by the umps and stroshit STILL gave up a 4 run lead
So disappointed Stroman and Cecil FUCKED this game. Literally 2/3 of the pitchers with lofty pedigrees and expectations who we think "well maybe they will figure it out" FUCK IT UP in 2 out situations. FUCK.
Cecil..don't you want to be more than a one guy, lefty specialist?! In a contract year you FOOL!
>>69565883
not making excuses for them, but still should have been an out at home.
>>69565883
I have faith in Stroman. Cecil on the other hand is a lost fucking cause. He had 5 losses in April alone. Him being injured actually helped the team because gibbons couldn't use him to fuck it up.
>>69565873
this is a pretty fair assessment t be h
Umps help, we still lose
Blow it up and start over
>>69565893
IT SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN IN PLAY AT ALL WHEN IT WAS FUCKING 3-2 WITH 2 FUCKING OUTS
THERE SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN A THROW TO HOME
THERE SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN A RUNNER IN SCORING POSITION
aaaand here come the strikeouts
