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>>69536037 Schaub is gay

News:

google.com
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Schaub is god
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>>69538848
off faggots
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artem
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>>69538852
No need to be so upset, cheeto fingers.
Schaub bless
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>>69538848
you are literally the reason why legitimate heem threads are getting deleted
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>>69538842
>UFC Fight night results
Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2:00am BST

5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
Michael McDonald (17-3-0) vs. John Lineker (27-7-0)

Lightweight
Tony Ferguson (20-3-0) vs. Landon Vannata (8-0-0)

Middleweight
Tim Boetsch def Josh Samman via rd 2 TKO

Heavyweight
Daniel Omielańczuk def Oleksiy Oliynyk via Majority decision(28-28,29-28,29-28)

Welterweight
Keita Nakamura def Kyle Noke via rd 2 Submission(RNC)

Flyweight
Louis Smolka def Ben Nguyen via rd 2 TKO


Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST

Batamweight
Katlyn Chookagian def Lauren Murphy via unanimous decision(29-28)

Middleweight
Sam Alvey def Eric Spicely via rd 1 Submission(Ten finger guillotine)

Women's Strawweight
Cortney Casey def Cristina Stanciu via rd 1 TKO

Lightweight
Scott Holtzman def Cody Pfister via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,29-28)


Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:00pm ET / 3:00pm PT / 11:00pm BST

Bantamweight
Rani Yahya def Matthew Lopez via rd 3 Submission(Arm Triangle)

Middleweight
Alex Nicholson def Devin Clark via rd 1 TKO

>Upcoming events
Jul 23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs. Shevchenko
Jul 16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs. Lima
Jul 22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs. Taimanglo

>News

Dominick Cruz wants to fight for the interim FW title if Mcgregor injures himself, or for the FW belt if Mcgregor passes medical: http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/17053226/need-prove-anything-dillashaw

Ross pearson moves up a weight class: https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/753299286104821760

Brock lesnar pulls a deer with one hand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aMnDpXa7h8&feature=youtu.be&t=7m19s
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>>69538861
Or it's just you posting a thread 55 posts early...
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>>69538872
you have quickly become the worst poster on this entire website, please heem yourself
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>>69538869
thanks brah
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>>69538879
Try and heem me, I dare you
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>>69538869
>Dominick Cruz wants to fight for the interim FW title if Mcgregor injures himself, or for the FW belt if Mcgregor passes medical

Fuck thats very nice

I would like to see it happen
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>>69538890
I won't let you get close
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Schaub Bless this thread
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Will the janitor delete this thread aswell
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>>69538908
Only Rich can save us
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>>69538852
Go wash your hands my man, they're covered in Cheeto powder
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>>69538899
I'd like too see him vs McGregor.
Aldo is just the perfect math up to destroy him.
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>"""People"""" missed last night's card
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>>69538903
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>>69538923
"""""""fight fans"""""""
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Chris Avila Vs. Artem Lobov

Discuss
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>>69538888
No problem

nice quads
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Who should London Banana fight next?
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>>69538987
Horcher
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>>69538949
Will Conor's baby be released from the UFC after his third loss in a row?
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>>69538869
you forgot this article about the sister pfister

http://m.amarillo.com/sports/pro-sports/2016-07-11/amarillo-mma-fighter-ready-make-or-break-bout?v=#gsc.tab=0

>It might be Pfister’s last UFC bout for the foreseeable future.

“I’m super blessed and ready to get back in the Octagon,” he said. “This is the last fight on my contract, so this is really the biggest fight of my career. This is a big fight for me. I love the UFC, this is where I want to stay, so I’ve gotta go out there and perform and prove that I deserve to be here.”
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>>69538987
Sage tbqhwyf
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>>69538996
You'll miss him when he's gone
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>>69538987
artem
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>>69539002
I actually like Pfister he seems like an ok dude and he kind of has the tough working journeyman vibe going on.
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>>69539006
I might be a Pierre, but I'm not George St-Pierre, I'm not into dinosaurs.
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>>69538987
Nate
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>Sam Alvey walking out with his pregnant wife.
MY BOY!
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>>69538994
Didn't Horcher get fucked up in a motorcycle accident though? might be a while until he can fight again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2_9GuczqDo

Who here digs the shit out of the "new" tale of the tape music? Gets me hyped every time. Not that I disliked the old one.
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Does anyone have a webm of the Gypsy girl getting sheemed?
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>>69539089
It's pretty good, I liked the old one with the chanting which made it feel like it was some gladiator fight or some stuff, but the new one feels more professional I guess
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Is Landon Banana heem's official boy? Along with the Smolka and Boetsch?
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SCHAUB IS CANCER
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>>69539212
yeap

and Barberena too
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>>69538987
Michael Johnson
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>>69539040
Trust me

The UFC needs NEETrex
/heem/ needs NEETrex
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>>69539234
I want UFC to give him a couple of scrubs before giving him top 10/15 opponents. The guy is only 24 and there is no point rushing him in.
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>>69539212
Motion to rename the general /Banana/
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>>69539253
He almost beat #3 in the world on 2 weeks, I wouldn't mind him getting a top 10 opponent at all

You are right though, he has time and it was clear yesterday he still needs to work on a few things, so fastracking him to the top might not be the best idea

Think El Cucuy gets the next title shot and we get Khabib/RDA 2 as the #1 Contender fight.

Also make Garbrandt/Lineker right now Dana
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>>69539283
Play it safe. Give him one guy outside of the top 10 and then go from there.
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Is Sage human?
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>>69539299
Janitor won't be happy if you keep fooling around like this. Show some consideration, he does it for no monetary compensation.
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>>69539299
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I'm ready to be disappointed when Lando isn't an unknown quantity anymore and the next guy actually prepares for him.
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>>69539306
>oi don't trane for de opponent
>der all da same ye
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>tab.com.au won't let me bet online without a credit card
>local tab won't let me bet on holm schevchenko

Why the fuck is not being a functioning adult biting me in the ass?
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>>69538949
He looks like War Machine pre roids
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>>69539283
webm looks like a child heeming their father
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>Diaz comes in from the beach on 10 days notice , slaps the shit out of McGregor and submits him inside 2 rounds.
>Conor is the favourite in the instant rematch

Explain this
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>>69539348
1. Conor was training for RDA. Now he's had months to learn how to throw a leg kick.

2. Irish people are stupid and will bet huge on their boi no matter what.
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>>69539348
are all bulgarians as annoying as fuck or is it just you?
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>>69539348
>He's training properly this time
>He didn't take Diaz seriously last time
>He was fooling around in the fight
>It was short notice for him too
>No one can take dat left hand ye
>Conor is more determined now

And my personal favourite
>He was winning until he was losing
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>>69539348
Conor took on Nate Diaz on 2 weeks notice
Tony took on lando banano and everyone is dickriding him
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>>69539348
well odds keep swinging depending on the money on them

that means that some heavy money must have benn on goobz since announcing the rematch

if you come to think out of the box Nate has absolutely no incentive to win the rematch since he basically loses money if he wins agains.He could very well dive and keep alive the hype for the trilogy while getting paid big for a 3d time
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>>69539365
Love how easily you get triggered.
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CONOR MCGREGOR

YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORK FOR MOTHER FUCKER

I'M GONNA FIGHT YOUR FUCKING ASS

YOU KNOW WHAT'S THE REAL FIGHT AND THE REAL MONEY FIGHT

IT'S ME

NOT THESE CLOWNS THAT YOU ALREADY PUNKED AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE

DON'T NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT

YOU KNOW YOU BEAT THEM ALREADY

THAT'S THE EASY FIGHT

YOU WANT THAT REAL SHIT RIGHT HERE

AND ANOT. .

UNFORTUNATELY WE CAN'T TALK LIKE THAT ON FOX CONGRATULATIONS NATE ON A SPECTACULAR VICTORY.
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>>69539386
no you just piss me off with your stupid flag
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>>69539402
how do I achieve this mode

he does not look blown up like romero
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>>69539400
lol nate begging for a fight and wouldn't fight on 200 because he wanted that cash cow of conor again

pathetic
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>>69539407
Sooo.... you get triggered? From the most basic shit as well.
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Is Larkin vs Magny a better fight than Kim vs Magny?
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Was Sioux Falls the most comfy card in a while?

>comfy location
>comfy announcer
>spicy fights
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>>69539436
>>69539444
your not allowed to post anymore i forbid it
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>>69539400
can someone transcript that Nates interview from 200

I couldnt understand shit
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>>69539457
Lmao, Is Curry your boy or something?
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>>69539472
liking apehoop what do you take me for?? some kind of savage?

no i just don't like seeing your flag around these parts
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>>69539462

The best part about that was McGoober was wearing a nice suit and then they interview Nate and he's in a white t.

My sides
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>>69539482
Too bad
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>>69539491
Thats pretty special considering it wasn't black
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>>69539496
conor is gunna wreck your 420 meme boi eat your vegetables retard speaking scrambled addled brain idiot that is nate 'the poor' diaz
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>>69539509
Go comment on youtube, pls
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>>69539472
>>69539482
You guys should fight at heem 1 for the 3rd world championship.
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>>69539514
conor is going to flow all over nate its going to be glorious
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Guys for the recor-for the record an hour ago Jon called me "the lamest, biggest, pussy he'd ever met in his entire life."

So I mean if(boo)-if.. an hour ago he said "you are the lamest, biggest, pussy I have ever met in my entire life", so believ-it believe what you want, but this i-hes lying to you guys again.

>W-What he say?

Yo ju-

Am I the biggest, lying pussy you've ever met?

>Are you the biggest pussy?

Am I the biggest pussy you have ever met and you want me to suck your dick like you told me?

>Uh?-

Is that what you told me?

Is this not real now? Are we pretending? Are we pretending again?

>I can-

>It's hard to hear you.

*off-mic* Are we pretending? *off-mic*

>Huh

Dana: He said "are we pretending again?"

>Oh n-

Are we pretend-

>No we-

Are we doing this fairy tale shit again?

>No you are the biggest pussy I've ever seen. For sure.

Okay

Are we pretending again?

Hey because I know what you said to me over here.

>What you say?

Dana: He said "I know what you said to me over here."

>That you're a pussy tha-that you're forever gonna be my pussy?

*off-mic* What? *off-mic*

>*off-mic* That you're forever gonna be my pussy *off-mic*

Tha-and also that I'm forever going to be your pussy.

>Yeah.

Okay, we'll see.

I like it Jon but I like it BUT I WANT YOU GO TO ACTUALLY BE HONEST WITH THESE PEOPLE THAT YOU ARE FOR ME.

That's all I want.

>*Jon indicates to Dana he can't hear what he said*

Dana: Be like you are here like you are with them.
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>>69539532
jej
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>>69539533
yeah keep getting autistic like that and see what happens to heem with posts like that

we will be relegated to /asp/ faster than you can microwave a hotpocket
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>>69539533

I just want to watch MMA with storylines written by professionals. Is that so hard to ask?
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fat
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>>69539579
yummy, give me woman like that over skin and bones anytime
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Hey pussy, are you still there?
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>>69539588
There is a skin and bones and then there is fit, Ronda is just plain chubby here.
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>>69539595
You are just the fakest person
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>>69539595
I'm here, I'm here. You are just the fakest person. I actually admire that you can actually be this fake, and like, when the TV comes on, how you can just change. It's like you're a chameleon. It's awesome.
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>>69539599
remove that a
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>>69539599
>>69539617
Don't worry I removed it lad
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how does this go from this to ....
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Ishihara v Gutierrez set for UFC Salt Lake City
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>>69539631
this
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>>69539613
Hey, listen. I'm a professional. That fact that you're a pussy.
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>>69539645
It’s awesome. It’s unbelievable. Unbelievable.
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>>69539637
Should have saved Luke for that card.
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>>69539657
The fact that you’re a pussy hasn’t changed.
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TOP /heem/ BOYS

NATE
CRUZ
ALVAREZ
POIRIER
MOUSASI
T-CITY
DERRICK it is what it is LEWIS
MEGAN OLIVI
TIM KENNEDY
ARI EMANUEL
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>>69539667
It’s unbelievable how fake you can really be. You’re such a fucking pussy. My god. It is amazing. It’s amazing. But hat’s off to you because you have a great PR person. Because they have done a great job training you because you are just terrible. You are the fucking scum of the earth. You are a terrible human being, but you can really turn it on, huh?
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jons gone fags let it go he's career is over

he's finished just like ronda

i know the sport moves quickly but you have to move on
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BT1zrUnuKw
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>>69539681
London Banana
Louis Smolka
Tim Boetsch
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>>69539681
>>69539689
Barbarena you idiots
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Stuck in traffic post rare Schaubs
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>>69539682
Thank you.
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>>69539681
no Yair Rodriguez

lol do you even know what your doing?
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>>69539706
I wish they would let me next door so I could spit in your fucking face.
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>>69539703
who?
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>>69539721
You know I would absolutely kill you if you ever did something like that, right?
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>>69539703
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>>69539735
You could never, you could never kill me.
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>>69539644
implants
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Any (You) hunters in the house?
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>>69539746
Oh, I bet you I could.
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Everyone here could heem me
;_;
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>>69539737

Cheers lad
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>>69539758
You should try Jon. You really should try Jon.
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>>69539768
i wouldn't heem you lad even if i could
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>>69539774
No, I would literally kill you if you spit in my face
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>>69539774
>>69539758
>>69539746
>>69539735
>>69539721
>>69539706
>>69539682
>>69539667
>>69539657
>>69539645
>>69539613
>>69539595
You have to go back.
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>>69539795
Yeah, let’s try that Jon.
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>>69539800
no
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>>69539816
>>69539816
your not going to stop are you?
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>>69539816
Literally kill you.
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Autism: The Thread
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Anyone else found Boetsch winning incredibly satisfying? A chubby 35 year old heeming a shredded 28 year old is pretty cool to see.
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>>69539833
Let’s try that Jon.
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>>69539681

goobs
shogun
nicolas and nathan
doo hoo choi
KZ
joe duffy
hunto
dom
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>>69539844
I’m not saying I would fight you, I said I would kill you if you did some shit like that.
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>you now remember this card
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>Bullet Schevchenko
>only loss in last six is to the current champion
>Holly Holm
>Only loss is to the champion that just got murked by the current champion

Any reason not to bet the house on Holm?
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So wtf was this
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>>69539861
I really don't
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>>69539860
So Jon, do you think I’m just gonna sit there and let you kill me Jon? I mean really.
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Reminder that Ngannou is gonna heem some goof in exactly 9 days
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>>69539999
quads confirms

Based Ngannou
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>>69539688
I love how most people forgot about shit like this and really thought Jon was a decent human being.
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>>69540044
thats really not that bad, he has done much worse stuff
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>>69540044
>>69540063
This desu, it was just a few words
Not like he pulled a gun out on him
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>>69540044
>tfw literal cheater hailed as the GOAT is exposed as a drug cheat
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>>69540140
>posts mark hunt
>eye pokes and fence grabs for fucking days in the bork fight

get fucked bru
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>>69540171
it is what it is
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John Lineker vs Cody Garbrandt, y/n?
Spiciest manletfight out there
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>>69540173
I was pretty drunk by the time that fight rolled around, didn't notice any of that.
Come to think of it, I really ought to rewatch 200 but the only fight that I even remember being remotely decent was Tate vs Nunes, but all my friends left after Brock/Hunt because smoking cones half an hour an earlier is better than watching the main event lel
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>>69540171
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Daily reminder that callum bisping could heem everyone here
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haha right in the OP I love it
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>>69540248
Dan Miragliotta slapped Hunto's hand off the fence, it was pretty rad.
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>>69540248
dude weed lmao
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>>69540328
Yeah fuggen tell me about it
Shit's fun but man, it can wait.
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I missed the card last night but I fuckin told you goofs Lineker would beat McDonald

Lineker has been underrated for far too long
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How badly would Sage beat London Banana?
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>>69540407
he wouldnt beat top 5
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>>69540407
>I fuckin told you goofs Lineker would beat McDonald

I think most people were on Lineker, McDonald looked poor vs Kanehara and Lineker has been looking like MUNSTER recently
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>>69539509
>AAHHHH DANA SAVE ME
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>>69540432
I thought most were on McDonald last time I was posting about it

>>69540429
he literally just did

and he'd be a handful for Assuncao and he could beat Caraway too
so I think you're wrong
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>>69540433
He wanted out so bad. I don't think I've ever seen a fighter give up the tap so easily to escape punches.
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>>69540433


>roll over to give up a flat back mount
>zero neck protection
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>>69540433
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Unedited footage of Conor McGregor sparring Chris Van Heerden
https://youtu.be/ycKtyj3R2E4
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Is London Banana your boy?
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>>69540560
>forced meme
It's Lando Vannata
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HOLY SHIT!

That Cuckuy - Vannata fight!!!
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>>69540492
What was that Chael quote about giving up and letting the guy RNC you?
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>>69540474
mcdonald hasnt fought in who knows how long

I meant not ranked top 5 but legit top 5
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>>69540640
>I meant not ranked top 5 but legit top 5
of course you did

so who are those five then lol because I just pointed out that he'd be a handful for #3 and could probably beat #4 and he just beat #5
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>>69539681
HUNT
LONDON BANANA
HENDO

Pls remove Kennedy. He whines too much.
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>>69540665
I think you mean Lando Vannata friend
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>>69540654
mcdonald fought some gook and before that didnt fight for 3 years and hes somehow top 5

lmao a fukin LEAF
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>>69540640
kek wtf is that supposed to mean
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these bantams need 3 times as many punches to heem someone
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>>69540695
>>69540581
Literally (You)
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>>69540695
No strong feelings one way or the other.

>>69540628
Chael mentioned it a few times, but he didn't invent the concept.

>>69540672
Eh, it's already a popular hipster look before goobs stepped into the cage.
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>>69540511
>i don't like getting punched in the face
>just rnc me so i can tap out
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>>69540703
literally can't answer a question or even support your own statement lol BTFO
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>>69540745
>Eh, it's already a popular hipster look before goobs stepped into the cage.
All of those Insta posts were tagged with McGregor and how about how much they look like him.
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>>69540773
this is terrible
Not very good at all.
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>>69540773
you missed the part where Conor was beating the shit out of Nate before getting tired
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>>69540798
I didn't make it. Found it on reddit.
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>>69540729
It literally is
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>>69540825
>H-he was winning until he lost!
10. DAYS. NOTICE.
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>>69540826
Did you WebM it? Waste of time and effort honestly
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>>69540847
Well he was, just watch the rematch. Nate is going to sleep.
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>>69540857
Yes, I WebM'd it.
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>>69540847
>SHE WAS WINNING UNTIL SHE LOST
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>>69540883
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>>69540859
He fucking gassed, you cucktato.
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>>69540883
is that bill murray in the back on the left?
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>>69540904
a gast tank is a fixable issue, he can tweek the game plan too.
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>>69540883
Holm and Tate were tied going into the fifth round.
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>>69540789
Okay, that fact makes it cringey.
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>>69540913
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>IF YOU AIN'T DUTCH YOU AIN'T MUCH
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lol i'm sure that little irish man is learning how to leg kick

>nates kryptonite lol
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>>69540953
It was 38-37 Holm-Tate. If Tate hadn't finished, it would have been 47-47.
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>>69540983
Why do they roll this deep?
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>>69540913
The only way that McGoober could fix his gas tank is by turning his pace way the fuck down.
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What went wrong?
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>>69541019
I think he will, a good start would be to stop throwing the spinning meme kicks.
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>>69541045
non-title manletweight main event
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>>69541045
I didn't submit my picks.
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>its another everyone is on nates dick episode

fucking hell it doesn't even matter that much who wins but I want to see goober KO that bum so you faggots can keep quiet
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>>69541108
settle down man
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>>69541055
Except McPotato's entire style is about dumping his tank early and landing the left. If he fights at a slow pace, that lets Nate get into a rhythm easier. You can't even exploit cardio when Nate is definitely more suited for championship rounds. Conor already said he wasn't looking to outpoint anybody. Kavanagh is a fucking hack and has never shown he can adjust fighters. The entire deck is stacked against Goober at this point.
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>>69541089
lol
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>>69541121
its the roids
rage man Im sorry
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>>69541108
We're only on his dick because he's fighting a manlet. He's still not very good at 155.
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>>69541136
don't worry about it, you're still cool
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>>69541108
>Implying it would be more tolerable if Conor wins.
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>>69541085
the card was very good though
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Who /Boetsch/ here?
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>>69541150
you're a cool guy too brit

>>69541154
it'll literally just conor samefagging, besides whoever wins it should be a better match so who cares who wins, both brings great memes
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>>69541202
>''''''''''''''''''''''''world''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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If Ngannou wins his next fight should UFC match him up with Daniel O?
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>>69541127
Diaz kryptonite is wrestling + leg kicks. Goobs clearly doesn't have the ground game to grind up Diaz for 5 rounds, so outpointing by way of leg kicks would be the most obvious way to win it.

So if he truly meant it when he said he's not looking to outpoint Nate, that means it's the same gameplan as the first fight.

Swinging for the fences until he KOs Nate or he gasses out.
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>>69541196
Why did Jesus have to go out and fight like an idiot?
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>>69541196
just glad a bloodyeblow writer got BTFO
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>>69541223
Match him with BORK
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>>69541045
Nakamura BTFO'd me early
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>>69541202
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>>69541261
those look comfy af desu
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wewlad

25 minutes with these two
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>>69541363
LINK PLS
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>>69541148
>nates not an elite lw

Im sick of this meme
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>>69541381
couldn't even beat bendo, who got destroyed by a no-name russian in lellator
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>>69541381
>nates an elite lw

el oh el
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vDE1mxWdiM

Will they do one for UFC 202?
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>>69541395
to be fair that dude looked like twice his size and he still couldn't finish him, who knows why he didnt just go to lightweight
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>>69541414
they better do, because ufc200 was a forgettable messed up shitcard
they better put some effort on 202
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>you now realise that Woodley will heem Lawler

how does that make you feel?
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what are you guys doing until this card?
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you're all average blokes while i'm a fucking samurai
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>>69541464
jackin' it
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>>69538987
Someone he can highlight reel heem

Is Cruickishank still in the UFC? That would be spicey.
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/14/12185158/morning-report-dominick-cruz-is-eyeing-fight-with-aldo-doesnt-care

dillacuck btfo
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>>69541473
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>>69541464
probablt to worst big fox card ever
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>>69541482
cuckshank got cut
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>>69541484
Dominick Cruz vs Conor McGregor would be very nice to see, Conor's striking would truly be put to test
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Rank these cucks

Andre Pederneiras (Nova União)
Cesar Gracie (Cesar Gracie Jiu-Jitsu)
Duane Ludwig (Ludwig Martial Arts)
Edmond Tarverdyan (Glendale Fighting Club)
Eric Del Fierro (The Alliance)
Firas Zahabi (Tristar GYM)
Greg Jackson/Mike Winklejohn (Jackson's Martial Arts & Fitness Academy)
Heath Sims (Team Quest)
Javier Mendez (American Kickboxing Academy)
John Kavanagh (SBG Ireland)
Mark Henry (Ricardo Almeida Jiu-Jitsu Academy)
Matt Hume (Evolve MMA)
Rafael Cordeiro (Kings MMA)
Ricardo Liborio (American Top Team)
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MEMES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9re9SLS2IU
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>>69541602
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>>69541464
succ
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Rate last night's card.
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what did she mean by this?
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>>69541484

I would far rather watch this over Dillashaq. Even though I like Dillashaq he needs a little time away from title fights. It's not like he ran through everyone, the motherfucker lost to a fringe contender like 2 years ago and beat Barao.

Aldo vs. Cruz would be interesting. I think I'd take Aldo but fuck
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Nate is an elite lightweight, he'd destroy that goof tony ferguson you guys were all fawning over.
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>>69541544
>Andre Pederneiras (Nova União)
shit, will get you popped for roids + injured
>Cesar Gracie (Cesar Gracie Jiu-Jitsu)
will scam you $$
>Duane Ludwig (Ludwig Martial Arts)
will shill you into buying his products, but ok
>Edmond Tarverdyan (Glendale Fighting Club)
shit
>Eric Del Fierro (The Alliance)
who
>Firas Zahabi (Tristar GYM)
meme
>Greg Jackson/Mike Winklejohn (Jackson's Martial Arts & Fitness Academy)
good
>Heath Sims (Team Quest)
who
>Javier Mendez (American Kickboxing Academy)
good(may get you injured tho)
>John Kavanagh (SBG Ireland)
meme
>Mark Henry (Ricardo Almeida Jiu-Jitsu Academy)
good
>Matt Hume (Evolve MMA)
good
>Rafael Cordeiro (Kings MMA)
good
>Ricardo Liborio (American Top Team)
who
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>>69541544
>Greg Jackson/Mike Winklejohn (Jackson's Martial Arts & Fitness Academy)

will let you hide for 8 hours to avoid drug tests

will talk to you like a weirdo on the stool between rounds
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