>tfw you just watched the cristiano ronaldo movie
Are those tears of joy?
>tfw they will make Éder's movie one day
Can't wait desu senpai
>>69536931
best part about based eder scoring is how mad it made racists and old people
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>>69537006
What the fuck is up with Portuguese gypsies spamming every thread on /sp/ lately, fuck off back to the rat hole which you crawled from , Ciganos.
>>69536821
Scenes with him and his son are genuinely comfy, also his relation with Messi
There were more scenes of him scoring PKs than I thought there would be.
>>69537144
What does it say about their relationship?
>>69536821
should have focused more on his manu days and cut out some other shit tbhh
That feeling when you now realise that Ronaldos whole career, everything he has done has been a battle against abortion. His whole career has been to show the world that abortion is wrong.
When Ronaldo did his '15' celebration, he was doing it to show how happy he was that he passed 15 weeks in his mothers womb without her killing him (when you reach the 16th week abortion becomes illegal in Portugal)
When he looked at the boys doing an underwear contest, it was a pleasure to see them because they were fully formed children and not aborted foetuses wearing underwear
He refused to carry Portugal from the earliest stage of the world cup because his mother didn't want to carry him through the earliest stages of pregnancy, it was a protest
Ronaldo hates Messi not because he is a footballing rival but because Messi was never going to be aborted. Ronaldo was in his mothers womb at the abortion clinic, waiting to be sucked out without ever having even learnt the meaning of hair gel, but this never happened with Messi. Even though Messi was always going to be born as a short, ugly,deformed midget in need of drugs to become healthy, his mother loved him and never tried to abort him. Ronaldo sees this and it makes him angry. He is CR7, the peak of the human fitness possibility, the strongest, fastest man in the world. How can his mother want to abort him but Messis mother never wanted to abort Messi even after finding out about his deformities? Whenever Messi scores, it is taunting Ronaldo, it is saying ''I wanted that goal more than my mother wanted to give birth to me''.
If you go to the Ronaldo museum you will find an entire exhibit dedicated to pictures of Ronaldo in his mothers womb. His mother has never visited out of shame. As a Catholic I praise CR7 for his fight against the unholy murder.
>>69536821
There's a movie?
>>69537400
>His whole career has been to show the world that abortion is wrong
is this why he left his son without a mother on purpose?
>>69537400
Stealing this. Based Australia, may Christ be with you.
>>69537097
>subhuman slav
>calling others gypsies
Portugal has probably less gypsies than you. Go back to Tito.
>>69537097
>croat flag
you can't make this shit up
>>69537448
Can't hear you over the noise your truck for collecting scrap metal makes, cigano
>>69537097
>gypsies
just because their shitty little huts are spread around here doesn't mean we like them
quite the contrary actually
>>69537400
Really made me think.. hmm..
>>69538801
Your mother likes them, that's how you were conceived, Cigano
>>69536962
Bullshit, Im racist and I ain't mad
ok just a little
>>69538023
>>69537097
>>69539522
Nah I'm serious, you're the niggers of Europe.
>>69539678
I seriously couldn't care less about what you think
Have a nice day :^)
>>69539678
slavs are niggers of europe
t. german guy vacating on croatian coast fucking croatian women
>>69539881
wie überzeugst du die?
>>69536821
I actually still liked him before I watch that film, now I despise him
>>69539881
>having sex
enjoy your AIDS and alimony LMAO
>>69536962
Canadian cuck in full force.
>>69539271
>>69539271
Out of my multicultural country.
>>69537400
He's a sociopath
>>69540537
>becomes condoms don't exist
>getting this mad for being called sub-human
kek you couldn't make this shit up
>>69537400
Kek
>>69537400
10/10
>>69537400
Fucking kek
>>69537400
>people said STRAYA'S reign as shitpost kings was over
Good to see you drongos still got it
>>69537400
bonzer pasta my huntsman spider killing friend
>>69537400
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mgO36j91TM
>>69537400
>as a catholic
Lmao
You will never be comforted by moth
>>69551392
>paaassed
stopped listening there
