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>afghanistan in ireland - 3rd odi
ireland - afghanistan (11:45 cest)
>pakistan in england - 1st test
england - pakistan (12:00 cest)
>t20 blast
hampshire - glamorgan (19:00 cest)
>bundes/2rd bundes friendlies
nürnberg - zwickau (17:30 cest)
dortmund - st. pauli (18:30 cest)
norderney - hannover (19:00 cest)
goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning
>>69536534
gross
>>69536534
who is this semen demon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ8MefDj5Uo
>>69536581
that euro was rigged af
>>69536534
triggered
>>69536534
happening
>>69536581
f
just found a video of every australian on /sp/ lol xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiDmp1HkHK8
>>69537122
haha :D
>>69537218
ikr
Who /hypeasfuckforthistest/
Literally just slept for four hours to make up for the sleep I'm missing tonight
>>69537343
>sleeping before a test match
don't people usually sleep during a test match?
>>69537358
Yeah, that's why cricket has suck good TV ratings.
The people that "watch" it turn on the TV then go to sleep or fuck off and do something else
>>69537358
Yes generally, I'm only planning on watching until tea and then sleeping, but that's still 2am.
>>69537364
>The people that "watch" it turn on the TV then go to sleep or fuck off and do something else
do you think some of them are using it as some kind of insomnia treatment?
>>69537376
Cricket for them is nothing but a time sink in their empty, empty "lives"
this is the face of the average cricket fan
>>69537376
There are definitely strong links between cricket and depression.
See: daniel.
>>69537437
>There are definitely strong links between being an english cricketer and depression.
ftfy
see: trott, trescothick, harmison etc
>>69537465
Not just england m8, we've had tons. Lou Vincent and Jesse Ryder being the big ones. Even Mark "very popular comedian" Richardson apparently quit early because of depression.
I think the sport just attracts people who are inclined to that sort of shit, particularly in batting.
oops i just stepped on an ausWORM! *squash*
How gay is the combo of Australia cricket and German soccer?
>>69537481
Can't think of a single Australian. Maybe Shaun Tait but he just never really liked cricket, admitted as much and lost motivation.
Guess English"""""men""""" and Peewis are just mentally weak
Shane Watson is the most mentally weak Australian cricketer I can think of and he never quit or took time off because of fairies in his head
>>69537481
>I think the sport just attracts people who are inclined to that sort of shit, particularly in batting.
Not in Australia. Our folk heroes are guys like Ian Chappell, Alan Border, Steve Waughner II and Ricky Ponting who are all famous for having an attitude of theyd rather die than give their wicket away or stop playing cricket
>>69537501
>>69537524
i think australians in general aren't intelligent enough to get depression
Will /bundes/ be supporting england or pakistan in the tests?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10743299
>Götze and Schürrle to Dortmund
kek
KEK
K E K
>>69537539
>Watzke: "Dortmunds Strahlkraft höher als von ManCity"
they're literally mentally ill
nswelshmen get in here
>>69537540
>>69536534
>David Saker has been named as Australia's new full-time assistant coach, taking over the role vacated by Craig McDermott earlier this year. Saker, who served as England's bowling coach from 2010 to 2015, is also expected to step in as Australia's acting head coach at some point next year to give Darren Lehmann a break, as occurred when Justin Langer stood in during the recent tri-series in the Caribbean.
...
The is fucking worse than Ali de Winter. He is somehow going to get Starc and Cummins bowling at 125 kp/h and ruin them just like he did Anderson and Finn
>>69537343
i hope they've left some grass on the wicket and its not flat as fuck like lords has been recently
>>69537747
>and its not flat as fuck like lords has been recently
advantage Pakistan if it is
England are awful on roads
will amir end root's career?
>England 1 Alastair Cook (capt), 2 Alex Hales, 3 Joe Root, 4 James Vince, 5 Gary Ballance, 6 Jonny Bairstow (wk), 7 Moeen Ali, 8 Chris Woakes, 9 Stuart Broad, 10 Jake Ball, 11 Steven Finn.
>Pakistan (probable) 1 Mohammad Hafeez, 2 Shan Masood, 3 Azhar Ali, 4 Younis Khan, 5 Misbah-ul-Haq (capt), 6 Asad Shafiq, 7 Sarfraz Ahmed (wk), 8 Wahab Riaz, 9 Mohammad Amir, 10 Rahat Ali / Imran Khan, 11 Yasir Shah
Should we have a separate match thread when it starts?
>>69537772
not sure what pak's bowling attack will be
should be wahab, amir and IK jr imo
and yes
>tfw I have found the British Straffo
All he needs is some mediocre photography skills
https://twitter.com/hillyon
>>69537778
im pretty sure it will be that
its highly unlikely they would pick three left armers
do they have a 5th bowling option in that team? Hafeez is banned from bowling isnt he?
>>69537747
It's on their fb
Wee tinge of green but still looks flat
I think, given the shitness of both batting lineups, it may not be that bad if it's a bit flatter
https://www.fb.com/lordscricket/videos/10154299134558398/
>>69537782
>Just watching Clouds of Sils Maria, makes you realise how much of an excellent actress Kristen Stewart is.
he's right about this tho
>>69537787
azhar with some zampa/smith tier legspin
>>69537790
>given the shitness of both batting lineups
there is nothing shit about Pakistans batting lineup if it is a road. That batting lineup is a machine on slow, low surfaces. it's only if the ball starts doing things they have a big problem
Englands batting is alot weaker than against Sri Lanker aswell. Bitchstow keeping could cost them badly if Pakistan arent shit
>>69537800
>Englands batting is alot weaker than against Sri Lanker aswell.
It's literally the same they just swapped one unproven #3 for another
>>69537793
>putting Zampa in Smith-tier
WTF
he is legit becoming one of the better pyjama spinners around. And his style is nothing like Smith. Smith tried to turn the ball alot and would bowl 3 pies an over. Zampa doesn't turn it alot but is pretty accurate. Hopefully he has a good run in the Shield this season and can start to put some pressure on Nathan Lyon in the next few years
cook
azhar
root
younus
asad
bairstow
woakes
broad
yasir
amir
anderson
kek lads I found daniel's band's instagram
https://www.instagram.com/thedarkthird/
/cric/ insta when?
>>69537807
>no Stokes
>Fatllance unironically in
>Muslim @ 7, not 8
Middle order is quite a bit weaker
>>69537539
>paying almost 100 mil for shirley and grütze
feel bad for dortmund fans desu
>>69537818
cook
azhar
root
younus
asad
bairstow
sarfraz (wk)
broad
yasir
amir
finn
>>69537818
world xi btw lads
>>69537826
Ballance can not be any worse than Compton was against SL. He literally averaged 12.
Stokes does fuck all most of the time, and it's been proven that Mo bats better when he's not at 8. Also, Woakes is better than Stokes on average.
imagine being a fair skinned bundesliga fan who doesn't like cricket and therefore has no test cricket to look forward to today
>>69537821
KEK
>>69537834
>Ballance can not be any worse than Compton was against SL
Pakistan have two left-armers and one of them is excellent
Lets see
>Woakes is better than Stokes on average
false equivalency, woakes was in the team before, just batting @ 9 not 8. Against SL the mid-order was stacked. They have basically swapped Stokes for Jake Ball. Stokes is objectively a better bat than Jake 'literally whom' Ball.
>>69537841
layers of irony right here
Ben Stokes, Chris Woakes and Ben Foakes in the Test team WHEN?
>>69537840
>a fair skinned bundesliga fan
[citation needed]
>>69537841
His handwriting is awful
england v pak at home is top tier desu
>>69537850
Ball is Anderson's replacement, not Stokes'. Woakes batted at 8 against SL, not 9. England have the same number of batsmen as before. Are you sure you watched the series lad?
>>69537864
It's just part of the irony lad
Misbah looks like a 70 year old tibetan sherpa now lads
>>69537896
~~morality intensifies~~
Wankush, you here m8?
>>69537884
the question is
who is the home team?
>>69537821
>Atmospheric progressive rock group
????
lads what do i do for the next two hours
a) be productive
b) wank off and post on 4chan
c) sleep
d) watch the first halves of two movies or something
>>69537967
Wank
>>69537967
wank off then sleep.
>>69537967
walk
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>€50 million for an overrated pacebabby
Schalke just never stop fleecing big clubs
05:06:09
well done anon
*parp*
>>69538012
please watch our sport
shall we make a england vs pakistan thread
>>69538027
yes
Once the cricket starts can you /bundes/ leeches fuck off and take your irrelevant "spoort" with you?
>>69538054
s-sorry based ausGOD, will do
b-bye
>>69538064
>>69538064
>>69538064
NEW NEW NEW
>>69538027
No we want the big strong foreigners tow atch are sport
>>69537524
>this delusion
Rod Marsh and Dennis Lillee literally tanked a game they placed a bet on. Shane Warne sold out to bookies too and had the audacity to say Amir shouldn't be playing anymore. Australian cricketers aren't even remotely noble or sportsmanlike, they are the biggest bunch of hypocritical cunts and whiny crybabys when things don't go their own way. One rule for them and one rule for everyone else.
>>69537896
Why do Paki cricketers NEVER retire? Younis is like 50 as well fuck.
>>69538083
What the fuck are you talking about you mongoloid?
I'm not saying anything you said is incorrect, but we were talking about mental weakness/being mentally ill, not corruption or "nobility"
>>69538098
Oh whoops, read that as betting.
>>69538125
>>69538125
gamethread
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Bayern away
>>69538420
why would they they train while the pitch is being watered?
>>69538420
kek
KEK
K E K
Can't wait for Anchokelotti to bottle the league
Benatia having his medical at Juventus as we speak
https://mobile.twitter.com/romeoagresti/status/753521553581703169
>>69538027
Still waiting for the Pakistan team photo m8
>>69538433
That is contrail from when Coach Carlo heard the lunch bell
>>69539011
Good one
>>69539011
haha
>>69537496
almost as gay as Americans
>>69537967
>not marathoning movies
Pussy
>Schalke are expecting a bid of around £35m for their forward Leroy Sané from Manchester City in the next week. The 20-year-old, who has been on City’s radar since 2013, is keen to move to the Premier League but Schalke hope to receive nearer to £45m for a player who made his debut for Germany against France last year.
>>69543981
if they let him go for less than 50m they are legit retarded beyond repair
>>69545076
I don't not agree. There are rumours of a release clause though, which might explain the lower than expected fee.
>>69545337
which would be horst "i did nothing wrong" heldts fault yet again
not saying he is worth more than 20 mil but you cannot let him go to a premier league club without milking it to the max. especially when the club is manshitty. i hope based heidel can fix it
>>69539011
I don't get it. What does contrail mean
>>69543981
>who has been on City’s radar since 2013
>>69545589
why do you keep posting this gif? it's not funny
>>69545578
its quite the antithesis because carlo ancelotti is a big bloke and wouldnt b that fast
You would love my meatballs
>>69545639
Now I get it, thanks
>>69538455
classy
Night
>>69546665
Same time every night.
Sweet dreams
>>69546665
Night
