>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 10:30pm ET / 7:30pm PT / 3:30am BST
5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
Michael McDonald (17-3-0) vs. John Lineker (27-7-0)
Lightweight
Tony Ferguson (20-3-0) vs. Landon Vannata (8-0-0)
Middleweight
Tim Boetsch (18-10-0) vs. Josh Samman (11-3-0)
Heavyweight
Oleksiy Oliynyk (50-9-1) vs. Daniel Omielańczuk (18-5-1)
Welterweight
Kyle Noke (22-8-1) vs. Keita Nakamura (31-7-2)
Flyweight
Ben Nguyen (15-5-0) vs. Louis Smolka (10-1-0)
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST
Batamweight
Lauren Murphy (9-2-0) vs. Katlyn Chookagian (7-0-0)
Middleweight
Sam Alvey def Eric Spicely via rd 1 Submission(Ten finger guillotine)
Women's Strawweight
Cortney Casey def Cristina Stanciu via rd 1 TKO
Lightweight
Scott Holtzman def Cody Pfister via unanimous decision(30-27,30-27,29-28)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:00pm ET / 3:00pm PT / 11:00pm BST
Bantamweight
Rani Yahya def Matthew Lopez via rd 3 Submission(Arm Triangle)
Middleweight
Alex Nicholson def Devin Clark via rd 1 TKO
Sakuraba is god
FUCK SCHAUB
Alright alright Lauren "Just Bleed" Murphy up next
if singles
Rogan retires
pretty omfy card so far 2bh
>>69532201
/thread
SCHAUB CAN SUCK MY COCK
Don't worry, guys. The Schaub poster is too casual to watch the Sioux Falls card.
artem
better than 200 so far y/n?
>>69532209
yeah best card of this week desu
>>69532207
If digits he doesn't
>>69532225
shieeet it is what it is
>>69532225
I don't think so.
>>69532231
hell yeah i remember that season of tuf
rashad talked so much shit just to get heem'd
>>69532225
That is a HGH head if ever I've seen one
Hey Mexico, remember when you said Jose would get wrestlefucked?
TONY "duck em" FERGUSON
Did Anik just say Tony Ferguson is one of the best Pound for Pound fighters in the world?
>>69532262
thats just raw core strength
frankie got son'd
>>69532271
Bro
Everyone is the best pound for pound fighter in the world
>watching stream
>computer starts lagging
>wonder why
>see this
lmao
i have a feeling there might be an upset tonight
>>69532271
And he would be correct in saying that.
>>69532271
is he not?
>>69532291
>Using Chrome
Maximum pleb
MOM FIGHT
Former Champ found in building, expect a main card lingering 10 second crowd shot in main card
>>69532303
yeah i use microsoft edge
any of you niggas got a webm of alveys wife?
T H I C C
S O L I D
T I G H T
J U I C Y
Why does Anik insist on giving life stories when the fighters are in there and things are actually happening?
It's so jarring when he's not calling the action but talking about how some guy ran away from school
>>69532282
MANDRAMA OUT REEEEEEEE
That'll probably be a decent match though desu
>>69532314
JUST
Aryianny clearly looks better than ever so all you haters can just fuck off
>>69532291
W-wuts it doing
>>69532310
i guess if you're a little kid
i would bang both these chicks
chooka is out for a sheem
>>69532319
>niggas
unfortunately you can't talk like that on /heem/
>>69532321
A C U T E
>Watching postmenopausal women fight
>>69532326
JUST BOTTOX MY SHIT UP FAMALAMIA
>>69532310
I got Chloookegaykyn, she seems like she always has gatorades in the van for all your buddies.
>>69532314
>Adidas
Don't be so sure about that crowd shot lad
>>69532341
nigger
>>69532326
left = cutey af
right = wdgaf
>>69532342
She is so fucking hot
>>69532285
I'm ranked 11th.
>>69532358
maybe if you're a race mixer
Main card starts in an bit, girlfriend demands to go pokemon hunting on the latest meme app. Fugg dis gonna heem her phone into this lake.
>>69532355
typical le anarchist burger xd
Anyone know if this blonde bitch is any good?
>>69532282
whos Balor
Lads it's come to the point where American ads are actually far much more tolerable than ours.
This is terrible. These ads actually frustrate me
>>69532225
fuck what y'all talkin bout, shhiiiet it is what is mang. H town baby
>>69532373
and then i fucked her lol
>>69532384
>bitches
>good for anything other than fucking
>>69532385
Balor/Nakamura, both wrestling guys, they're having a match probably in a bit
Not the Nakamura on the card tonight
she's 27? Wow checkmate feminists.
updated.
>>69532330
using over 5GB of RAM
>>69532386
no ads on fightpass m8
Any good picks for the main card tonight?
>born with that face
>nicknamed lucky
>>69532396
Don't misquote Adan
It's
>and then we fucked lol
>>69532417
what did she mean by this?
>>69532415
what's it '''''''''''''helping'''''''''''''' though?
>Choke wearing a skirt
I like it
would this bitch shut the fuck up
we're not watching fucking tennis
fuck this cunt
>>69532417
B...but this card isn't on Fight Pass is it
>>69532429
Means GB flag will soon be considered rare on 4chan
>>69532285
I'm one of the top P4P. Definitely in the top 7 billion somewhere.
>>69532411
???
that should be for correct ones, here's for goofs
>WMMA
I'd rather kill myself, than watch this shit
>>69532434
using 5GB RAM isn't helping anything
just a webpage was eating up ram, so I killed the process
holy fuck murphy licks
>>69532411
the main card hasnt even started wtf are you doing
the fuck is that chick wearing?
>>69532444
yeh if you proxy up
piss off with the lifestories ANIK
>>69532417
Won't somebody please think of the fictional children!?
>>69532467
got scared
every time this cunt throws a fucking strike she fucking screeches
please get knocked out
ANNOYING CUNT
>>69532442
Fucking this.
>>69532201
Schaub bless you brother.
>>69532469
reebok fight kit skirt, hopefully we'll see guys wearing them too
WMMA= WGAF
>>69532417
i love statism
So who fuck bought the UFC and what can we expect? Was it jews or Chinese?
any of u goofs got the ufctv.py script to connect with proxies?
and a working proxy pls
>>69532459
still memeing i see
>>69532480
not as bad as ronda
ESH ESH ESH ESH ESH
does that girl scream in bed a lot too
>>69532489
at least it's actually his kid, lovely brown family
>>69532262
that's not fair, nobody thought jose would get back on the juice for this fight
clear 10-9 for chookagain
what a shitty fight... zzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZ
10-9 Not Murphy
>>69532497
It was the Jews.
Ari Emanuel & co.
>>69532498
yes just use the flag --proxy "http://IP:port"
>>69532497
this kike
These colours are terrible
10-9 Chook
Thank you Dana for wasting multiple slots on every card for these shitty girl fights.
>goes out of her way to open her mouth as wide as she possibly can everytime she puts herself in range of her opponent
>>69532499
lmao didnt the same thing happen in their first fight?
>>69532521
i have the old one without the proxy option
>>69532314
we all agree luke would maul bisping in a rematch right?
Fucking awful. Get joanna in there.
What a shit fucking fight.
>>69532526
perfect time for smoke breaks t b h
>>69532534
absolutely
>>69532521
preferably the one with automated streaming and downloading as well pls
Lauren Murphy is so brave for being the first MtF UFC Champion
is this girl going to make that fucking noise every punch she throws? stfu
>>69532534
>
>>69532550
>you're following and retweeting him
>>69532533
http://pastebin.com/29TehLFB
>>69532510
>
>>69532522
And the Co-CEO Patrick Whitesell
>>69532545
>2016
>smoking
uwotm8
I'm actually happy when this cunt gets clinched or taken down so I don't have to hear that "ha! ha!" shit.
>wmma
>>69532534
>Babby chin Rockhold
>Every beating BisGOAT
>>69532571
She sounds like fucking Link from SSB.
>>69532545
can't you just smoke inside? what are you smoking?
>>69532560
>http://pastebin.com/29TehLFB
thx m8
stand them up
>>69532594
Let them fight
>>69532594
Uwotm8
>>69532586
>smoking inside
una vela lad
>>69532561
he definitely looks joocier
>>69532560
literally forwarded that to ufc.com
19-19
>>69532577
>Rockhold winning by submission after a headbutt and eyepokes isn't considered a fluke
>A first round KO is considered a fluke
Why do people keep counting out my Bisboy
>>69532589
whyareufollowingme.jpg
who /heemspeak/ here?
19-19
10-8?
Murphy is such a bully on top
shitfight-shitfight
HA HA HA
>>69532611
have fun my man
Fuck, Murphy, take her down again so we don't have to hear these fucking Link shouts anymore.
i think the whole Luke Rockhold glass chin meme is a bit overstated. If you eat a shot for a grown man flush on the chin when you're not expecting it you're probably going to get rocked. Factor in that the man doing the punching is also a professional MMA fighter and it's not that surprising he got slept
>>69532614
he unironically doesnt
i stopped watching after 1 min into the first round.
i can predict deez tings
>>69532620
Because he is so vain. Bisbling is a decent pundit and analyst until he mentions himself, then it gets tedious.
>>69532663
As a professional in the field of men's physiques, I can say with absolute certainty that Jose Aldo is back on Performance Enhancing Drugs. Thank you.
Would you rather:
Eat a shit sandwich OR watch WMMA
>>69532577
>teeing off on somebody thats already unconcious
nice sport you got here
As a fan of mma, would you eat a shit sandwich if it had Marloes Coenens shit in it?
Tonya Evinger would legitimately maul both these women.
is /heem/'s own ben nguyen going to get slept tonight?
>>69532699
needs to happen otherwise the losing fighter WHINES AND WHINES about the stoppage and it's annoying as fuck.
29-28 Chook
I forgot this shit was on tonight.
I'm still butthurt about Roidmonkies Aldo and Nunes winning at 200.
At least I got to see Browne fight another legit top 10 fighter and get blown the fuck out.
>>69532699
It's still better than standing an unconscious person up three times to take an ass whooping threefold
HA HA
>>69532714
yes smolka is an absolute monster
>>69532556
>my abilities
>le get one strike in and run away for 5 min girl for ufc debut
29-28 HA HA HA
>>69532661
Rockhold seems soft though so it fits. He reminds me of Rich Franklin 2bh, unstoppable for extended periods but you can crack him open with a single solid strike.
REEEE CHOOKAGIAN IS SO ANNOYING
LET JJ GO LOOSE ON HER NOW
>>69532577
>getting knocked out by Bisping
Shameful
>>69532731
29-28 Chook
What the hell was Murphy doing. The literal whole round she was getting countered and eating shots but she changed nothing and just kept coming forward with the same thing
Fuck, I never want to hear that bitch fight again.
That was a bottom 5 all time UFC fight.
>>69532699
I'll forgive Bisping in that circumstance, he was fighting for the title and in all likelihood thought he would be heem'd in the first round and was full of adrenaline - it wasn't entirely clear he was out either
Can't forgive Hendo for the amount of times he's dropped elbows on people who are clearly out in order to heem them for 5+ minutes. He did it to Bisping and admitted that he knew he was out before he hit him as hard as possible. Shit dude.
what kind of last name is chookagian, is she eskimo or what
Good decision, Chook's striking looked pretty good
>>69532714
I dont know, Smolka is going to be a pretty big test for him.
http://pastebin.com/pfLKT4GP
You think this is legit?
Dern debuts in 9 days. How does that make you feel?
>>69532761
that ear wiggle
>>69532754
Imagine the sounds she would produce during intimacy...
shes gonna be ronda rousey
>>69532766
>-ian
Armenian.
>>69532763
Watch Silva vs Maia or any Jared Rosholt fight
This was nowhere near as bad as those
>>69532763
Nah, there was a womens fight recently that was beyond terrible. I can't remember who it was but they barely engaged each other at all and I just stopped watching at that point
>>69532199
>Kazushi Sakuraba
My nigga
>>69532782
horny, if you know what i mean ;)
didn't even see the 3rd round...Too boring. Went to pee
>>69532780
That was ancient. It was the wrong house, some poor lady got harassed by a bunch of goofs.
>>69532799
McMann vs Eye?
is Katlyn the most qt girls name?
not doing well.
>>69532818
Probably, I honestly don't remember
>>69532826
rhonda
>>69532809
Did you have a good piss mate?
>people unironically thought that frankie would not get heemed in the first round by McGoat
Chook looks a bit like Ronda
/aLDO/
>>69532818
>>69532799
yup.
>>69532835
>>69532829
facial hair wins next 5 fights
book it
>>69532812
shieet, didn't realise it was dated 2012
>>69532858
The only good thing about that fight was McMann's bunda
>>69532851
If Chad without a deleted chin couldn't do it, Fronk wasn't going to get it done.
>>69532326
Left = cute, girl next door vibe
Right = Cheap Kim K. clone
Disgusting.
>>69532866
nope, noke wins
>>69532858
>dat mcmann bunda
>>69532853
>insulting Chook
>>69532858
BUNDA BREHS
>>69532861
no wonder she's boring, she trains with le split decision borefest man
>>69532853
She makes Rounda look like a 9/10
https://twitter.com/teruto_ko/status/753392058715385856
昼もやったったわ!爆走したったわ!(笑) 帰宅して体重はかったら68.4キロ。 今夜もたらふく食べないと体重が! いやー、疲れた!
(Translation)
Day or I just made! Only bakusou! (Lol) I came home and want weight 68.4 km. Stuffs tonight and weight! Yes!, I'm tired!
>>69532851
Frankie could beat him though, Conor literally has a 2 round gas tank. If Frankie can avoid getting caught in the first two then the takedown is there all day
>>69532181
>Sam Alvey def Eric Spicely via rd 1 Submission(Ten finger guillotine)
>ten finger guillotine
Webm of the finish, I love those types of choke.
>>69532861
Do you think she sucked on Beastin's gyno?
i want to see joanna cut up chooka with some elbows
>>69532894
>>69532878
>>69532765
Bisping deserved that beating for the shit he did during TUF. Cry more.
>>69532911
based ishihara and fili
>>69532913
>just don't get hit for two rounds
it's just that simple folks, we've solved it
FACE THE PAIN!
>>69532489
I wonder what his wife's titties look like..
Bet those things practically pop out of the bra like a jack in the box. Fuckin' a, Schaub really is god, he did absolutely nothing and yet he's got himself a juicy latina for life and he's financially stable.
>>69532916
>>69532911
Chink speak is really weird, it's amazing to me that people are fluent in it.
Did Fili join team necktatt?
>>69532913
if Frankie had one-punch knock out power he'd be top 5 all time
>>69532952
that is rare
>>69532952
No escape, can you step to this?
>>69532965
>it amazes me people speak in languages other than english
this is the burger education system at work folks
16% of the people in this pool chose vannatta
am i missing something?
>>69532973
>hola vpn
Stream for main event?
>>69532959
looks like he tapped from the neck crank rather than the choke desu.
>>69532959
Thanks for that.
Glad he's back to his winning ways in quick fashion, his last fight was a weird shadowboxing bout that made me want to throw my head through my tv.
Know the difference.. They both are ugly AF,but they are two different people. But I think Rampage have a better hair do (this is Quinton posting this BTW)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BH0p-63AYbf/
>>69532998
>thinking hola works on 4ch
lul casual
>>69533000
ufc.net
>>69532911
holy fuck Fili that neck tat was a mistake
>>69532995
Chink detected. Your language is shit.
>>69533003
You should hear his post fight interview lad
>>69532911
>dvd cover of tattoo'd twinks 4
>>69533000
>ufc.net
https://www.ufc.tv/
Lads I forgot to poke holes in my potato and it exploded in the microwave and broke it
What should I do
>>69532998
Hola has been confirmed to be an actual botnet
mmmm there's that cute dour commission official again
>>69533023
as a completely white anglo male you offend me
>tfw you missed the undercard
>>69533054
It broke your microwave? wtf
>Bud Light costs the same no matter if you're a dude or a lady
Literally what, is that whole advert meant to be ironic?
>>69533038
Oh? What did he say?
>>69533062
you didn't miss anything
